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Author has written 1 story for South Park.

Age: Beetween 15-17, that's all you need to know

Location: Indiana. Where the weather can't make up it's mind :/

Music: Hollywood Undead, Lady Gaga, Eminem, My Chemical Romance, stuff like that :)

Shows: South Park, Adventure Time, The Regular Show. Pretty much childish stuff that has hidden meanings :D

If you support gay marriage and want to show it, paste this into your profile.
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans..

Yayyy gay people :D I love gay people :)

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Bastards Deranged by 1BadJoke reviews
An "anonymous" tip to Commissioner Gordon forces him to arrest the most wanted criminal in Gotham, The Batman. Bruce is locked in the world of pill popping madness and therapy. Arkham Asylum's star patient, The Joker decides to lend a helping hand.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 120,615 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Even Bats Fall by BlueBastard reviews
Bruce Wayne is finished playing Dark Knight. Done. The Joker is MORE than displeased. Can the clown ensnare a falling bat? SLASH. Joker/Batman
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 62,146 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Victims of Immolation by Koi Carp reviews
Years of working with Christophe and Gregory has turned Kyle into a heartless killer. But as two old friends merge back into his life, Kyle learns that he is not completely dead inside. Slash.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,065 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
Break My Fall by Cyranothe2nd reviews
"Bruce is sixteen years old when he meets Jack, and everything changes. Batman is thirty-four years old when he meets Joker, and everything ends." This fic attempts to answer the question, "What if Joker and Bruce had met before Batman? Could anything have been prevented?" Bruce/Jack, Batman/Joker. Nolan-verse, retelling of the events in 'Begins'. Rated M for later chapters.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,130 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
And Death Shall Have No Dominion by xXTweekersXx reviews
It was just another normal day in the small mountain town of South Park, Colorado. That is, until the screams started. Style, Creek, Bunny, Gregstophe. Zombie AU Full summary inside.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,994 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B.
The Well and the Lighthouse by Petroica traversi reviews
AU: When Gregory is sent to France during World War II to assist the underground Resistance, he has no intention of surviving. Little does he know, once there, he'll find a reason to live. Gregstophe, Style, etc. Written for SPBB 2012!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,412 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Gregory, Christophe - Complete
Tears in the Cradle by Pain'sDisciple reviews
Light Yagami is a straight A student who is always under control, but one emotion and one night together will leave him in a situation he may not be able to control, or hide, for very long. LXLight, Mpreg
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,054 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 11/15/2009 - L, Light Y.
What It Was That Made You Strong by Cyranothe2nd reviews
"Bruce's body is huge, empirically bigger than Joker's. Joker doesn't think about it much because usually, he's the deadlier of the two. But if he's honest, he loves the size of Bruce..." Nolan-verse, Batman/Joker, PWP, strongman kink, mind the rating
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Surviving A Birthday Affair by MariePierre reviews
It's Stan's birthday and the Broflovski's have let the boys use their cabin in the mountains to celebrate his birthday for the weekend. However, a storm may have them in a bit of a predicament. Style and Bunny.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,755 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Did We Not Choose Each Other by Cyranothe2nd reviews
Was it the dancing? Warnings: Nolan-verse, Batman/Joker, Bruce/Joker, sex, language, bottom Bruce, angst, straight up PWP. This is set in the same universe as 'Mine Is The Heart I Will Save,' right after the hotel scene, but can be read as a stand alone.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,278 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Mute by Courtanie reviews
Kenny is fantasizing about getting a hold of Kyle. He just needs to learn to keep those dreams a little less obvious. M for a reason.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,833 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Kenny McCormick by Cakes Go Supernova reviews
It's Kenny's last birthday. What will unfold? LEMON.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Losing Sight by Cyranothe2nd reviews
"Their bodies know the truth of things, even when their brains do not." Batman has disappeared. Joker aims to find out why. B/J slash, NC-17 for sex, violence. Please mind the warnings and rating. Sequel called 'Laughing at the Sorry State I'm In' can also be found on this site.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,688 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Drowning Lessons by ForeverEternalLove reviews
Inspired by Drowning Lessons by My Chemical Romance. I suggest listening to the song while reading this. I can't even summarize this, it's screwy. Read though. It's some of my best work! K2
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
My Hero by StarLightMaker17 reviews
Takes place after Courtanie's Unmasked. What happens with Kyle and Mysterion? Read to find out! Warning; lemon and rated M for a reason! KXM fluff and some angst! Hope you like it, Courtanie!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Kyle B., Mysterion - Complete
Unmasked by Courtanie reviews
He watches over our town, but apparently he's honed in on my own life more than everyone elses'. He wants to protect me, but won't let me see behind his mask. My mind says not to trust him, my heart says otherwise. AU, Kyle/Mys slash, M for a reason.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 91,342 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Kyle B., Mysterion - Complete
Dodging Balls by xhammahx reviews
Kenny's been giving Kyle weird looks recently, and it's been making Kyle jittery. What's Kenny up to? Read and find out . K2. Explicit.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Baby it's Cold Outside by Courtanie reviews
But that's okay. Kenny has his ways to keep Kyle warm. Rated M for a reason.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Arkham Lustration by newbluemoon reviews
Arkham makes good on that shared cell for Bruce and Joker. Contains B/J slash, dark!Bruce and mild sex. Written for round 10 of Knight vs Anarchy on LJ. Disclaimer: Not mine and no profit is being made. Be a dear and tell me your thoughts on this one?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Possession by Courtanie reviews
Kenny isn't the only one sick of his constant dying. Now a pawn in the Devil's playground, he must fight for himself and a certain Jew to keep them from falling apart. K2 slash; M for...many many reasons
South Park - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 472,903 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
KKM Kiss & Tell by tigersilver reviews
Yuuri has been advised by Gunter, of all people!, to try a completely new tactic for dealing with Wolfram's unreasonable jealousy.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,524 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB. - Complete
How to Survive Anything in Life but Death by TokugawaSmile reviews
Kyle and Kenny go through the trials of having a relationship. They come to the conclusion that it's kind of difficult. Slash, K2.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Storybook Symphony by Silver Simplicity reviews
L is a famous author living at a university that Light just happens to attend. When L saves Light from a hoard of girls and wants something in return, what will happen between them?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,788 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Cake Game by kokoronoitami reviews
Warning:M/M, graphic sex, abuse, violence & lang. Batman searches for a weapon hidden by Joker. After abducting him, he's forced to accept his aid, becoming aware of a disturbing truth. How long can he endure the game before losing himself? R&R COMPLETE!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,754 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Closet Games by GoPoptartGo reviews
Raito and L investigate a pair of possible Kira suspects, but end up oh so conveniently trapped in a cramped closet, for quite a while. RxL, MelloxNear! XD
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,486 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Testosterone Boys and Harlequinn Girl by yaoininja reviews
Set during TDK. “What do you want?” Bruce said, his braver voice returning to him. The Joker simply chuckled as if he was asked a simple question. “Well the answer is simple, silly! I want you,”. BrucexJoker Rated M for language and slash. Now, a Oneshot
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,978 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Here Lies Justice by PervyLlamaSama reviews
LightxL. In his increasing frustration, L resorts to a rather "unconventional" method to fully confirm his suspicions of Light being Kira. The result: a plan gone horribly awry...and fluff. Lots of it. Yaoi.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,492 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Angel Food Cake by Nilahxapiel reviews
AU. Fallen angel Raito is just trying to get something to eat thanks to his newly found human food cravings. Unfortunately, he can’t remember what he likes. L tries to help out, but ends up doing more. LxRaito. Lemon. One-Shot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,406 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 128 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
stan & kyle play with dolls by kyleisgod reviews
Stan and Kyle play with dolls, and each other. Need I say more? Cowritten with BratChild3.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,850 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Wanting To Die but Secretly Hoping You'll Save Me by Tear-Trax reviews
Shuichi tries to commit suicide, will anyone save him? I know the plot is overused, but please read. Contains suicide attempt and OOCness. Rated M due to suicide and swearing.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
Quiet Mountain Town by AdvancedFlea reviews
[COMPLETED!] When Kyle's Bedroom is being painted, Stan's family let Kyle stay with them, which takes Stan & Kyle's friendship to new levels. SLASH WARNING! contains Stan x Kyle, and Kenny x Butters.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 40,050 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Specific Gravity by MomsDarkSecret reviews
AU fic. High school senior Eiri Yuki is dating high school sophomore Shuichi Shindou’s older sister Maiko, but it turns out he is more interested in Shuichi than his sister when the two boys embark on a secret affair. COMPLETE.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,956 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Shuichi S., Eiri Y. - Complete
Truth or Dare by Snowpixie81 reviews
In honor of successfully selling their third album, the gang gets together and hold a party. A game of truth or dare breaks out, with exciting consequences. YuShu, RyuTats, KTohma, HiroSugur.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,326 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/26/2003 - Shuichi S., Eiri Y. - Complete
Been To Hell reviews
Kenny makes a deal with the devil. He only does it so he can be closer to Kyle. Kyle doesn't mind, though! ; Rated 'M' There is naughty language and yaoi. Sorta songfic. The song inspired me to write this story.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,012 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Kyle B., Kenny M.