Hey my name is...Noneof yourbusiness

I am *blank* years old

Though I live in Australia.

as the name suggests, I love pjo, but I dabble in deadpool from time to time, and who honestly doesn't read Harry Potter?

I might be the only person on fanfiction who admits it, but I read lemons. I just don't put them on my favourites list incase a family member looks at my account.

Profile picture not mine

Funny/inspirational quotes

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work

Never be afraid to try, remember...
Amateurs built the ark
Professionals built the Titanic

Every great achievement was once considered impossible

Never tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon

Don't fallow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I HAVE MORE SHIPS THAN THE NAVY. My tears provide the ocean for them to sail on.

MAIN SHIPS:

-PERCABETH

-Caleo

-Jasper

-Frazel

-thaluke

-Reynico (just because it's non-canon doesn't mean it's not real)

THINGS YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR WHILE UNDERGOING SURGERY:

1. "Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."

2. "Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop."

3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

4. "Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!"

5. "Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"

6. "Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingy."

7. "Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."

8. "Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"

9. "Damn, there go the lights again..."

10. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of them."

11. "What do you mean you want a divorce?"

12. "Ooooops!"

Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan Even cat goddesses like growling at birds. Underwater kisses are waybetter than normal ones. The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese. Children of rival gods can fall in love. No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels. Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream. Eating fruit bats is bad for your health. Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated. The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy. Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess. Jackal headed gods can be very attractive. Math teachers really are evil. Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...) It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena. Elvis was a magician. No, really. Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed. Boomerangs can cast spells. It's possible to gamble moonlight. Even the ferryman of the dead wants a pay raise. Rainbows have power. Fruit bats can be deadly. If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you. Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

Paper may beat rock, but cannonball make big hole in paper.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried closing a revolving door.

Y'know who's really cool? ALBERT EINSTEIN!!!! But I'd never say that he's my role model. Why, you might ask? Because...

1) Ever since he was a child, he failed at everything except for math and science.

2) He got expelled from his high school.

3) He didn't get very far when he worked at the Swiss patent office, because he was lazy.

4) He wouldn't let his wife go back to college, and he put his research before everything else, including her.

5) After she divorced him, he married his cousin.

6) He helped the United States create technology for our bombs in WWII.

So, even though I admire him, he would NOT be a great role model.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

The Percy Jackson Pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I’m at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesn’t get along with others

I promise to remember Zoë

whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go

When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.

Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb butt?

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and make a joke to make you laugh at yourself

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you then you will dump yours on theirs

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Dang" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his butt

FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you in the process

FRIENDS: Will be embarassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days

BEST FRIENDS: Will be singing along with you

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping with you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you

BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you

FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel

BEST FRIENDS: Will sit down and cry with you

FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff

BEST FRIENDS: Just shout "GIMME" it

FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour

BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the freaking morning

FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things

BEST FRIENDS: won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.

FRIENDS: Will buy you lunch

BEST FRIENDS: Will eat yours

FRIENDS: will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'.

BEST FRIENDS: Will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date."

FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarass you while near your crush.

BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evily and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to him.

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Would repost this crap

FRIENDS: Fade

BEST FRIENDS: Are forever

The Six Truths of Life:

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. You just tried to do the above.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're realizing you're an idiot.

5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is

Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.

Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.

Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while.

Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.

Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.

Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy … disagrees.

Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.

Ron Weasley … is very afraid.

Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.

Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.

Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.

George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.

Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.

James Potter … doesn’t believe her.

Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.

Sirius Black … killed by drapery.

Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.

Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane.

Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.

Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’.

Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence.

Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins … will push someone else off.

Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.

Bullies!

Hey you, yeah, you!

See that boy your teasing for doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he talked his friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of 'cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you talk about loudly in front of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow in shitty, thin clothes because his family is too poor to buy proper ones.

Re-Post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of u won't.

Stupid Instructions:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But, when else will I be able to do my hair?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Ohhh...see, I thought different soap had different methods of use.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Aww, Damn! Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I could make a snide remark about that, but I'm pretty tired.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (I'd say that method of ironing works very well.)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (That is correct, we need to stop them five year olds from driving them fancy cars.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Well, isn't that the intention?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (I had no idea there was an inbetween use.)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (..I have no idea what that means..)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Go figure...I wanted almonds!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Good to know.)(Too bad about the other guy who everyone now calls 'Stumpy.')

On plastic wrapping: "Do not put on head...may result in suffociation." (But...suffocation is fun!)

On baby stroller: “Remove child before folding.” (*Sigh* If I must …)

On a brass fishing lure with a three pronged hook on the end: “Harmful if swallowed.” (I wonder who got to test that out?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

Bullying

The boy you punched in the hall today. Committed suicide a few minutes ago.

The girl you called a slut In class today. She's a virgin.

The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family.

The girl you pushed down the other day. She's already being abused at home.

The girl you called fat. She's starving herself.

The old man you made fun of because of his ugly scars. He fought for our country.

The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother's dying.

You think you know them, but guess what? You don't! Repost if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't! But repost if you're that 1% with a heart.

Pledge to the Heroes of Olympus Characters

I promise to remember Jason whenever someone forgets something.

I promise to remember Piper whenever I see someone feel unwanted by their parents.

I promise to remember Leo when I see someone run away.

I promise to remember Annabeth when someone misses someone.

I promise to remember Percy when I see someone refuse to give up.

I promise to remember Hazel when I see someone who has made a hard decision.

I promise to remember Frank when someone is different then expected to be.

I promise to remember Reyna when I see a leader.

I promise to remember Octavian when I see a ripped toy.

I promise to remember Don the Faun when someone asks me for money.

I promise to remember Rick Riordan for making these awesome characters

List twelve characters of your favorite characters from Percy Jackson ,in no particular order

1.percy

2.annabeth

3.jason

4.piper

5.leo

6.frank

7.hazel

8.bob

9.damian

10.reyna

11.calipso

12.athena

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

No!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Little, but she's taken

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Whaaaaaaaa...

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

No

5. Would Two and Six made a good couple?

Uh, no

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

5/10. LEYNA FOREVER!!!!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Hazel, walking in on Annabeth and Athena having sex. No, that is impossible, even on FANFICTION!

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Before the events of TLH

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Friendship fluff only

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

The Jewel of Wisdom

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Amnesia

12. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

2 minutes ago

14. 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 7 runs off with 4. 1, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 2.

Percy and Hazel are in a happy relationship until Hazel runs of with Piper. Percy, broken hearted, has a hot one night stand with calypso and a brief unhappy affair with Athena, then follows the wise advice of Leo and finds true love with Annabeth.

Good ending.