Hiatus. Sequel to CCK. Hermione and Draco had thought themselves done with divine nonsense, but now there are goddesses speaking to them through Ministry fireplaces and creatures dying all over the world from a mysterious illness. At least this time "Earl" is too busy to try and help them... or is he?

The misadventures of couple Sonny and Chad road tripping home when the tire goes flat, and exactly the character you'd expect doesn't know how to change a tire.

Hermione Granger, 20 and divorced, no kids, and works at the Ministry of Magic. Draco Malfoy, 21 and entitled, biggest git you'll ever meet, also known as 'London's Playboy'. What starts off as a forced arrangement turns into so much more when the two are forced to look at the lives they've been leading since graduation. A story about moving on and learning 'where we go from here'

Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."

"I ingested veela blood last week and all I want to do now is fu- I mean have sex with you!" He really didn't seem pleased with the idea. DRAMIONE. Coarse Language, Sexual content.

Draco accuses Hermione of being a nerd, bookworm, afraid to fly, ugly, lacking any fashion sense, unsocial, and fat. Hermione refuses to believe that and is determined to prove him wrong.

The trio is going back to Hogwarts to complete their 7th year after the final battle. Unfortunately the Ministry have decided to employ a Marriage Law and their lives are thrown off course again... 1st fic so give it a chance. Lemons/EWE/VERY OOC,NO DRAMA

"Honestly Granger, you can't just come in here with your little shorts and bloody sleep shirt, wanting to sleep in my bed, and then practically rape me in your sleep, and then go and act like everything you do DOESN'T drive me completely up the wall." MATURE CONTENT

The Golden Trio are back at Hogwarts for their final year after the end of the war. However Hogwarts still has one more trick up it's sleeve when McGonagall decides to switch Hermione from Gryffindor to Slytherin to promote unity. EWE

After a summer with her friends, Hermione forms a friendship never thought possible. Her friends gave her a new look that changed her on the outside intending to bring out the in, but in the end