Sex doesn't alarm him, but how would he know? Sherlock takes offence at being called The Virgin. A series of encounters—sexual and not—between Sherlock and a prostitute. Sherlock loses his virginity, but finds something else. Starts post S2E1. Adheres to canon events. Missing scenes and in-betweens. S4 NOW COMPLETE! *BONUS CHAPTER!

Audrey Potter hates the technicalities that constantly drag her into trouble with her twin brother, Harry. But when she finally starts to prove herself by crawling from behind her brother's overbearing shadow during the Triwizard tournament, she begins realizing that it may have been better to just stay hidden...slow-burn Draco/OC. Swearing. Spoilers in Reviews!

A new killer causes a worldwide media sensation by committing crimes so depraved, that they're creating a global panic. Only Special Agent and Consulter Hermione Granger can stop the killer—if she can solve his most complex and terrifying puzzle. Will she see through his game before her time runs out? Or will she lose herself in his maze of terror?

What if Roy and Riza were secretly married through the entire series? This story tells you that. Mixes manga, anime, and original content. Royai - Note: Earlier chapters undergoing a rewrite and content edit (No plot change).

Humorous letters from extremely pissed off Game of Thrones characters to us, the FanFiction writers, complaining about what we've been writing about them. [***NEW CHAPTER: JOFFREY BARATHEON 3RD AUGUST 2018***]

Post-Brotherhood Royai. In the wake of the Promised Day, Mustang and Hawkeye struggle to find normalcy. With a powerful new enemy and a growing Ishvalan Resistance looming at every turn, will they learn to understand one another before it is too late? Chapter 22: Chord.

Undergoing an edit and slight rewrite in earlier chapters (no plot change)- Lady Riza Hawkeye despises her existence. When the twists of life tie her to Roy Mustang, a vampire, she's thrown into a new society, and has to answer questions she's never faced. What is her purpose and what is it she truly desires? ROYAI

An orphaned commoner, Eve was sold off at the age of ten to be the playmate of Ramsay Snow. Young Ramsay grows fond of his stubby ignorant little toy after saving her one day. As the pair mature, Eve blossoms into an enticing young woman. How could he resist? She was, after all, his. He owned her. And his innocent Eve was not scared—she preferred it in his bed.

Rosie is the eldest Stark girl. Bound for college, she doesn't want to depend on her family's fortune for funds. But when a family friend offers help, she hesitates. Petyr Baelish gave her strange vibes. Something was odd in the way he always creeped around her family...Something about the way he gently rubbed her shoulders set off an alarm…Modern Universe! Petyr/OC

Yuu Kanda has just moved to New York, and through pure misunderstanding, finds himself rooming with a girl. Iris Fairing doesn't seem like she'll cause any problems - she's popular, has a boyfriend, and has a perfect GPA. Perfect on paper. But as they grow closer, Kanda soon realizes that perfection doesn't exist, and that Iris, like everyone else, has little secrets of her own.

Three years after the coronation, a plot to overthrow the Emperor has been put into motion. Disguised as a noblewoman, Lan Fan plunges into the Xingese court—and into a courtship with the emperor himself. "You are my master," she said. "There is nothing that I will not do for you." He smiled then. "So why won't you kiss me, Lan Fan?" Co-posted. Ongoing. Next update: probs 12/24/15.

Riza's trust in Roy is challenged as she gets captured by men, whose sole goal is to make Roy suffer. She finds herself doubting everything she has ever believed in, especially when her memories start to play tricks on her. Royai.

Ed and Winry's wedding provides a fitting moment for Riza Hawkeye and her commanding officer to sort out their complex relationship. But a sudden kidnapping and unresolved family mysteries force them to abandon any romantic implications they might have even begun to think of, as they fight to keep each other alive, and the secret to Flame Alchemy hidden.

A misplaced bet, a broken sword, and a date night that goes all wrong: The story of why Olivier Armstrong hates Roy Mustang so. Gift!fic for Oedipus Tex.

"If I know I'm weak as a close range fighter, then I'd better be a damn good long-range asset." An exploration of my favorite Lieutenant's relationship to her weapons. Rated T just to be on the safe side.

Because everyone shortchanges them. Because there's really so much more. Because they are the characters that, when put together, have the greatest tendency to be OOC. And that is such a shame. Mentions of Royai and EdWin, but NO YAOI.

"Lieutenant Hawkeye sat in stunned silence, with letters spilled all across her lap, eagerly devouring the words of a boy she'd once known." Pre-series character study of the relationship between Roy and Riza as young teens, spoilers for manga and anime.

Ed decides the military world isn't all it's cracked up to be, but maybe there are some redeeming qualities . . . One-shot. Parental!Roy.

The Devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for. (Royai prompts. Rating to change in the future).

With Lieutenant Hawkeye out on vacation, and Colonel Mustang stuck with a mountain of paperwork at the office, a seductive "Elizabeth" offers a distraction over the phone to help hasten the Colonel's progress, but ends up halting it instead.

Führer President Bradley has been killed in a freak accident, leaving the Wrath homunculus without a host. But a replacement has been found: an unwilling Colonel Roy Mustang. Now Hawkeye and the rest of his team fight to save him, and he struggles to survive, as Wrath takes possession of him and everything he holds dear. AU, Evil!Mustang, mostly Hawkeye POV, Royai.

It's Roy and Riza's wedding day. Someone in the audience makes observations. Multiple pairings. Post-Brotherhood. Rated T because I'm paranoid.

Roy Mustang dated a different girl every day of the week, but was that really the truth? Royai. One-shot.

Roy had been looking forward to a quiet evening at home, but all of his plans go up in smoke when a certain blond alchemist shows up at his doorstep, injured and bleeding. Parental Roy. One-shot. Rated for injury, just to be safe.

Roy Mustang wakes up in a very awkward position after having to share a bed with Hawkeye and he needs to solve his problem before she wakes up. Royai

Love fell into his lap at the most inopportune moment. [Royai]

One day while Hawkeye is taking a shower at work, Black Hayate steals her clothes leaving poor Riza with only a towel to go look for him in. Unfortunately for her she runs into Roy Mustang, literally. Royai

Black Hayate has been classified as 'affectionate' by Roy Mustang, and additionally an 'attention-seeker' by Riza Hawkeye. Simply put, the First Lieutenant has one affectionate attention-seeker in her life...just one?

She's always had a way with children.

Roy had temptations. Lots of temptations. And Riza Hawkeye was the biggest. Seven one shots, each topic being about each deadly sin. This will be rated T until further chapters(Lust, obviously). Thanks for giving me a try!

Post manga/Brotherhood Oneshot. Roy Mustang and his team has launched the initiation to turn the Military country of Amestris into a democratic state. Deciding it was high time for a break, Roy takes them all out drinking. Roy starts a heart-to-heart about women with Havoc, but ends the heart-to-heart with Hawkeye after she has driven him home.

On a dreary day, Riza finds her integrity compromised by a slight... wardrobe malfunction. Royai. Surprise!fic for Thousand Sunny Lyon.

Novellazation. "Where do I come from...and where am I going?" This is the question that haunts the immortal, superior Homunculus. She will brave a thousand things she never dared to find the answer.

The office is sweltering on a late Friday afternoon and for some reason, Roy can't seem to keep his eyes off his lieutenant.

"Looking into those cheerful hazel eyes, Riza decided that Gracia Hughes was a far more fearsome interrogator than her husband." Spoilers for anime and manga, rated T for language. Companion piece (of sorts) to Scar Tissue. As always, hints of Royai just because I can.

Following a disasterous operation in Aerugo, Colonel Mustang wakes from a coma to discover his world has fallen apart. Under the shadow of the state, he tries to find impossible answers before it is too late. Angst/Royai

It wasn't like they had talked about it. At least not out loud. - One-shot EdWin drabble.

Missing scenes from the Skin Deep episode.

They knew never to speak of it. It happened on the way to Central, after the Colonel's relocation from Eastern Headquarters. Surely it was all an accident... no one meant for it to happen that way. Humorous Royai.

Everyone knows Kanda Yuu, famous Japanese supermodel and heir to an international company. When Matsumomo Rei becomes his bodyguard, she swears not to fall in love with him. But with Kanda that gorgeous, is resistance even possible? KandaxOCxTyki

How team Mustang came together. They weren't always a team, but they were always team players. Jean Havoc, Kain Fuery, Vato Falman, Heymans Breda, Riza Hawkeye. Usual Disclaimer. Rating for language and reference to violence.

Do you remember what it was like, to pull stars from the sky? Do you remember how they burned our hands?

Threeshot. AU. "Everything's going to be different now, isn't it?" "No... Nothing will change. Nothing is EVER going to change... We'll always be brothers." "Everyday, come rain or shine, through hell or high water?" "I promise." No pairings.

The return from Amestris to Xing should have been triumphant. However when faced with guilt, a mounting forbidden attraction, a homicidal panda, and an endless stretch of desert – Ling almost misses the homunculi.

Riza Hawkeye is rocked by the changes Ishbal exacts on her, mentally and physically.

Lieutenant Colonel Mustang struggles with his feelings for Lieutenant Hawkeye. Meanwhile, General Grumman invites him over for dinner to meet his mysterious granddaughter. Royai, set before the series begins.

It's the grand re-opening of Madame Christmas' hostess bar, and Mustang brings his whole team - including a very unhappy Hawkeye. Royai.

He was the sun around which all these planets revolved. But, right now, he was just a sad little moon, pacing the blocks around Hawkeye's apartment, subject to her gravity, way beyond dreaming of escape velocity.

Songfic. "No one to kiss it better, no one to sing a song that somehow made everything seem so far away. So Edward started to sing instead." NOT yaoi.

There are many different kinds of love, and all of them are precious. A tracing of Ling and Lan Fan's lives together, from childhood onwards.

Ling makes a deal with Greed. Implied Ling/Lan Fan

It's New Year's Eve and Madame Christmas throws a party in her new bar. Post-series. Roy-tachi. Roy/Hawkeye.

Twoshot. The one thing tying down Al's soul is the blood seal on his back. It's his one connection to reality, the medium that binds soul, blood, and iron. So when Ed touches the seal...he touches the soul.

On his way to Xing, Alphonse drops by to see his teacher. Post- manga. Alphonse-centric.

After Roy Mustang finally gets everything he wanted, there's one thing left for him to do. Or, in other words: Roy goes to prison for his crimes in Ishval.

After becoming Fuhrer, Roy and Riza are pressured to receive proper trials regarding their war crimes in Ishval. Written using various perspectives.

"There was evidently only one pretty blonde female officer in all of Eastern that frequented the range-but the magnificent Lieutenant Hawkeye proved to be wholly unapproachable." Pre-or-early series. Slight hints of Royai, naturally.

Havoc hears something he thinks he shouldn't have during after-hours... Which he could only describe as horrific. What do you, the readers, decide? Written solely for amusement. R&R!

Iroh discovers his baby brother creeping around the palace late one night.

Vato Falman doesn't wear a mask. But most people see him through one anyway.

I'm going to hold your hand, and I'm never going to let go. I will never leave you.::rated for character death::

Riza takes Roy's place in the war without letting him know. He believes she's out visiting her new found family. What happens when Roy find outs the truth? Will he be too late to save her? ROYAI! COMPLETE

Riza is far from thrilled when she's forced to go undercover as a prostitute during a sting operation to catch a serial killer. Royai

Oneshot. "I know why you hate me." A short heart-to-heart from a father to his son.

Oneshot. "Because she loved Nina, but not her new child." Winry, a necklace, and a depressed young mother.

Shuki Rima is dead on the Black Order's records. When she suddenly returns to the Order five years later, troubles arise that jeopardize her relationship with Kanda Yuu, ranging from Central to her own Innocence to her shortening lifespan. KandaxOC, R&R!

Riza tries to convince Roy of the virtues of showering as opposed to bathing. Roy then embarks on a love affair with steamy windows and voilà, their relationship takes an interesting turn. Post manga. Royai.

There's more between them than distance.

A triptych looking at Roy and Riza's family and the many - questionable - joys of having kids. Now complete with part 3, Seven Days.

In retrospect, Riza had to admit calling her superior "useless" wasn't one of her more brilliant ideas.

Before he became the apostate, nameless killer of alchemists, Scar had a name... and a family... and a love. Character History. Mild spoilers for the manga/2nd anime.

-"All right, all right, fine! I'll tell you a bloody bedtime story! Once upon a freakin' time...!"- Alphonse learns that asking an explosive Edward, who is royally pissed off at Colonel Roy Mustang, to tell him a bedtime story is not such a good idea ...

Somewhere in time, Trisha is dying. Elsewhere in time, Hohenheim, Ed, and Al discuss life, death, their parallels, and how they learned about it from Trisha. Just a nice, fairly light one-shot.

Alphonse had always thought that Ed's temper was a bit over the top. Personally he got just as far by politely asking. Or used to. Funny how much better it had worked when he was a seven foot suit of armour...

Hohenheim’s impending death is juxtaposed to the birth of Ed and Winry’s first son, and Ed finds he has a hard time figuring it all out. One-shot tribute, mangaverse, T for subject matter and maybe the interesting dream sequence.

A sick wave of shock rolled over Roy. Who among his subordinates could be in that condition? This had a strange taint of surreality. "Please be a mistake..." Slight Parental!RoyEd, Hints of Royai, Anime or Manga Verse After Lab 5.

Relatively short one-shot look at the evolution of Roy's hero mentality. I suppose some may think it should be rated M, but I personally think that the little depictions I gave of war are pretty basic. Could have done a lot worse.

An opinion on the Fullmetal Alchemist boy and people in general, as given by the nice old man who develops photos in Central. One-shot, rated T for the brand of humor and a bit of feather-light cussing.

Spoilers for FMA 100. Now AU. It's hard to come to terms with a First Lieutenant-shaped hole in your life, Jean muses. It's harder when you refuse to admit the hole exists, or worse, when you see nothing at all. Warning for character death.

The only way to fully control anything is if it's dead.

In the military academies of Amestris, Cadets Mustang and Hawkeye are trained to command. They are groomed and prepared for firefights, hand-to-hand combat and even torture. But there's one thing their schools cannot prepare them for: the reality of war.

Roy is sick. Roy is whiney. Roy is manipulative.

Sometimes she imagined meeting him, this person who killed her Daddy. She would slap him... she would punch him... she would shoot him. She grew older, and she realized that she would do none of those things. ElysiaCentric Oneshot.

Oneshot. Mangaverse, spoilers for Chapter 95. "Trapped inside his own skin, he didn't want to live anymore, didn't think he could stand being himself anymore, he just wanted to rage and storm and burn with this fire he'd kept in check for so long." Royai

-Implied Royai- Murderer. Murderer. Murderer. It was raining again. And each time a raindrop fell, it brought with it the agonizing pain and mourning that seeped from the spirits of his victims. Singling him out, paying their revenge.

When Riza goes out on a date with another man, a jealous Roy sets out to make sure sparks don’t fly.

Theirs was a friendship that spanned eleven years, but, in the end, changed nothing. The friendship of Minato and Fugaku in six snapshots across time.::T for violent imagery:

Oneshot. Nina Elric hears her father singing one day, and goes to investigate. Who is this other Nina?

As the promised day draws closer, the longing between Mustang and Hawkeye grows and Mustang becomes tired of the forced space between them. Roy/Riza, manga spoilers. One-shot.

Oneshot. Some Parental RoyEd, no yaoi. Edward Elric, suicidal? Surely not....

People like Maes Hughes aren't supposed to die.

The Armstrong family followed traditions, right down to the strangest of them all. For Olivier, that meant avoiding one thing during their annual holiday party--mistletoe.

Oneshot. A rose by any other name would smell sweeter.

One wolf, two Red Riding Hoods, and a military full of intrigue. This world will never be the same. Postseries chapterfic. Rated T for blood and disturbing images.

Roy has gone to a lot of trouble to get himself noticed for his next promotion. But the kind of attention Ed has drawn on him isn't quite what he had in mind...

Oneshot. "It was as though something had died inside her, leaving only a husk, like a cicada that sheds its exoskeleton and leaves it behind. And she wished she could bring that cicada back, but she didn't know how."

Roy and Maes engage in a battle of wit, trickey, and.....haiku?

A story told in fragments. Of inevitable things, and being all too late. RoyAi, mangaverse

If he obeyed, he did not have to think, and if he did not think, he would not remember. It was safe behind his hunger, in the white noise.

Oneshot. Animeverse. "She's like a spider, spinning her beautiful, delicate web beaded with dew. And I am the fly, drawn to her web and not even suspecting what she has in store for me."

Elysia thinks about her Papa being Gone and how much she misses him. Oneshot. Written for Father's Day.

Oneshot. Another one of those fics that shows the progression of Mustang and Hawkeye's relationship, because I have no better ideas. My contribution to Royai Day. Some spoilers for manga Chapters 58 and 60.

Oneshot. Post-series. Spoilers for Episode 51 and beginning of CoS. Somewhat AU. "You know, some days I feel like dying." For the last time, this is NOT Elricest.

Alphonse's grandson discovers an old photo in the attic, bringing back bittersweet memories.

Oneshot. Why Alphonse killed his brother. If you said this was Elricest, I would drive a metal spike through my own blood seal.

Oneshot. "My name is Elysia Angelica Hughes, I'm fifteen years old, and the thing that sets me apart from other girls is that I don't have a dad." A look into Elysia's life, eleven years after FMA. Spoilers for Episode 25 and Chapter 16.

This is the third time they are standing at a grave together. RoyAi

When all things were done, he had said, this was not what he wanted to become...

Oneshot. Postseries. Curiosity killed the cat, the apple never falls far from the tree, and when it rains it pours. Some married EdWin, but no pairings are the focus of this story.

Oneshot. Postseries. They got Al's body back. Ed has a family now, with three beautiful daughters. By all rights, everyone should be living happily ever after. So why is Al so discontented? Married EdWin, a hint of married Royai, but no real pairings.

Riza’s sick and Roy wants her to go home, but since when she SHE listen to ROY? She’s more interested in keeping everyone on track for that night’s military ball. See how the team finally gets Riza home, and how fluffy Roy can be... RoyRiza undertones

Royai, minor EdWin, DennyMaria, reference to FalmanxScieszka Mistletoe plays a big part in the romantic side of Christmas, but have you ever wondered what it thinks about the whole thing? This is an FMA Christmas through the eyes of a sprig of mistletoe

Roy Mustang sits and thinks about what he is and what he does, and how he'll never be able to forget it.

Draco Malfoy has just learned what it's like to be shown up by his worst enemy while doing what he loves best.::no slash::

When Edward comes to turn in a report, Mustang is a little worried at how tired he looks. No pairing.

The Gate offers Alphonse Elric a choice: a world where his brother had never been born.

Edward attempts to break apart a chimera made from an animal and a child.

Oneshot. Royai. "Lietuenant Hawkeye: Requesting your presence in my office immediately. I am full aware you have taken the week off work, but consider this an emergency. No exceptions." What is this emergency? Why has Colonel Mustang made such a demand?

Mana Walker is 36 and leading an average life, living in a small apartment, lusting after his secretary and hating his job. His life will be changed forever when he finds a boy hiding in an alley.

Or the lack thereof. Postseries Royai, no spoilers. Oneshot.

Collection of oneshots. "There was a day I realized I don't want you to die." Basically, a look into the various relationships of FMA's characters. Pairings and spoilers will be noted in each chapter, and suggestions are welcome for future chapters.

POSSIBLE DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS::He's Severus Snape: the liar, the actor, the Death Eater, definately not the boy for Lily Evans and, most of all, he's sick of himself.

Oneshot. Royai. 'This world itself is imperfect. That's what makes it so beautiful.' The way I would have wanted Mustang's story to end. Spoilers for Episodes 48 to 51, and minor spoilers for the manga Chapter 60.

He found the thin package, neatly wrapped in white butcher paper, under the last of the stack of journals he was packing up to ship to his new post up north. Buried deliberately all but forgotten. He’d wanted to forget it was there. The shape, weighHe

[Translation of the title given at end] She appeared when he needed her, with the resolve and patience to assist and solve whatever the task at hand was. Summary doesn't do the full story justice. Rated because I'm paranoid. Bonus chapter up!

She once wrote him a letter she never sent. And years later, she speaks to him with silence, with ghostlike words, the air. [RoyxHawkeye]

[RoyAi] At the end of the world, they are slowly turning into ghosts. There is so little left now: sharp bones and air and hope, and he tells her stories of the girl who lived happily ever after.

Now Complete! Five years in the future, the homunculi have launched another attempt to create the Philosopher's Stone. Their numbers are depleted, as Roy killed Bradley over three years ago. But that cost him more than anyone realised...Royai.

Edward describes something he should not have seen. Slight Royai, and very slight Edwin. If you squint.

In a small house live three blond heads: an over worked man who smokes, a pregnant woman who worries, and a messy headed boy who draws on the walls in blood.::oneshot::

Hughes will understand, that is the only thing Roy knows at the moment. ::Roy angst! rated for angst and images::

She knows he can no longer pretend he doesn't want her. Royai Drabble

He has his reasons for chasing after the ghosts of his sins in the rain. [RoyAi]

The young Elric brothers get their first taste of Death.

From the mind that spawned 'The painless Art of Inerrigation':: Havoc just wants his cigarette break. Is that too much to ask? ::rated for smoking::

Roy and Riza discover that they have a bigger problem than getting to the top of the military, Riza is pregnant and the higherups are taking an unhealthy interest in the unborn son of the Flame Alchemist. Definitely RoyXRiza, R&R!

Roy Mustang writes letters he knows he will never send. MustangHawkeye, preseries, mangaverse

It's strange how heavy dust can be, how great a struggle it is to bear its weight. RoyAi.

Sergeant Major Cain Fuery always bets in the office pool when Havoc and Mustang compete for the attentions of a pretty woman. All too often, he looses, though. But not tonight. TWT, One Shot.

[SPOILERS up to Episode 30] Roy is in no shape for guests. Maes gives him a haircut. It's amazing how simple things can tear us all apart by the seams.

Life as chess. The pieces set. Breda recalls how he became Roy´s. Breda-centric. Spoilers for the whole manga.

One-shot. Hawkeye accompanies a young Mustang to his National Alchemist Exam, where he is tempted by a sophisticated Central woman. Is this the beginning, or the end, of a relationship between Roy and Riza? 1st place winner in the Animaritime Fanfiction Contest.

One-shot. A note discovered in Roy Mustang's office leads to an all-out investigation as the Colonel's subordinates attempt to steal his new girlfriend.

One-shot. Private Roy Mustang has his eye on a certain female squadronmate. Private Hawkeye has no obvious weaknesses, save one...if Roy can use it to his advantage. Winner of Best Prose in the Anime North Fanfiction Contest.

[Roy-centric angst] After the massacre, they left the soldiers to clean up the bodies.

Roy mingles as Riza watches. Vague references to spoilers after episode 25 or chapter 15, depending on which system you go by.