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I consider myself quite the connoisseur of pointless fiction. :I

I find that the only thing worse than a poorly structured and lacking in a good plot but well-written story is the opposite. A story with a good plot and a lack of OOC characters, but written like they've been asking a two year old how to spell words. Nothing frustrates me more. :'(

I would create a movie list but it would go on for all eternity as if I watch a movie I find a way to enjoy it. For example, have you ever seen the movie Ladyhawk? I hated that movie so much It was the best movie I have ever seen. SO SHIT, SO GOOD.

Cartoons/Shows I like, and sort-of suggest?

-Misfits

-Doctor Who (Who doesn't?)

-Sherlock (OMG, seriously, If you haven't...)

-Being Human (The original UK version, thank you)

-The Fades (It was rather strange and the main character lacked... something. But that Jon fellow was SCARY)

-Midsomer Murders (OH, yes, please! Old or new tbh... Am I the only one that thinks Troy really looks like Jones?)

-We are Klang (Only ran for a little while but soo funny!)

-The Mighty Boosh

-Merlin (Seriously my guilty pleasure. I watched it to take the piss and got hooked by it's ridiculousness, I just shout abuse at the screen but on the inside I love it XU)

-The Big Bang Theory

-Superjail!

-Scrubs

-American dad

-Dan VS.

-Spongebob Squarepants

-Freakazoid

-Invader Zim

-Futurama

-The Simpsons

Comedians I adore

-Jon Richardson (Soo cute but crazy OCD)

-Greg Davies (We are Klang and stand-up. A REAL FAIRY-TAIL GIANT)

-Marek Larwood (Greg's buddy. One-third of Klang)

-Stephen Merchent (Also a REAL FAIRY-TAIL GIANT)

-Ricky Gervais

-Micheal McIntyre (Hyper and flippy-haired)

-David Mitchell (Hilarious and a genius! Half of the "Mitchell and Webb" duo)

-Robert Webb ( I wonder who this is)

-Stephen Fry (If he could be called a comedian. More like an EVERYTHING)

Musicians I like

- Everything Everything (My favourite band, they take a little getting used-to, but God, so good!)

-Vinyl Jacket (Barely even alive as a band, yet, but soo much promise!)

-The Beatles (The Greatest)

-Hurts (Good for when I feel like being depressing, Or drooling at their suave-ness. They wear suits. All the time.)

-Noah and the Whale

-The Hooiers

-Bombay Bicycle Club

-Adele

-Wombats (Super Southern)

-Mumford and Sons (Meh, not that crazy. They've rather stuck themselves to a single genre, and are they bible-bashing?)

-Foster the People (oo, an American)

-Tenacious D (Yer YANK)

Manga/Anime I enjoy, sort-of

-Bleach (gradually loosing all interest in anime/manga. It's all the same.)

Games I like, and thusly, suggest, I guess. I mean, you're your own person, man.

-TESIII, Skyrim (Really love this one, ssoo much better than Fable, like, woah. FUCKING DRAUGR, THOUGH!)

- Fable IIIII (Admittedly never played the first one, and don't intend to)

-Viva pinata (Ahaha, secretly a child within!)

-Rock Band

-Pokemon

-Professor Layton

-The Sims Games (I LOVE THE SIMS!)

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Once and Future by Kiva Taliana reviews
A new king rides through a village and finds a mother and son somewhat fascinating. The developing relationships might be enough to change the course of the future, as Merlin becomes a prince and Hunith almost a queen. I'm what iffing... again!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 54 - Words: 203,677 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Merlin, Hunith
SHIELD Investigation by Wednesday1990 reviews
Phil Coulson is investigating the events in the Amazing Spider-man for SHIELD. Interrogating Curt Connors eventually leads him to discoveries he hadn't expected. TASM crossover. No pairings except for canon.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,868 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Iron Man/Tony S., Agent Phil Coulson, Pepper P.
The Pandorica Seen Through Time by WhooligAni reviews
What happened to the mad Centurion and his big stone box all those centuries?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 79,039 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Rory W.
In Which Neither Coulson nor Sherlock are Dead by TheDullYellowEye reviews
... and John sort of joins the Avengers. While Coulson's recovering from being stabbed in the chest by a magical spear, Fury is rapidly running out of Agents willing to play babysitter for the newly founded Avengers. So he calls in Captain John Watson, late of the British Royal Army, and blogger and best friend to the infamously antisocial presumably deceased Sherlock Holmes.
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 46,382 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 1,943 - Follows: 1,002 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012 - John W., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Recruitment by God of Laundry Baskets reviews
After the events in TASM, Peter tries to balance school and superheroing. One night when he gets home, he finds his Aunt talking to some guy named Phillip Coulson.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,972 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Captain America/Steve R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson
COLD GROUND by Sefirosukuraodo reviews
Two years have gone by since the Barbershop Killer's chaos has settled. Norman Jayden finds the family life growing stale as time goes by, but when his past straps him to a chair for torture he has no choice but to fall back into his old habits. JARS M/M
Heavy Rain - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,753 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Norman J., Ethan M.
A Sheep in Wolf's clothing by Melody Garnet reviews
'I will take away all your humanity. Without you, your precious King will fall.' Merlin is taken by a beast. Two years later, wolves roam the forest for the first time in ages and their Alpha is anything but normal. NO SLASH first Merlinfic
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,213 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4820 - Favs: 16,642 - Follows: 15,160 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Start of a Superfamily by Corpium reviews
Peter gets hurt saving Cap's life, so Cap and Iron Man take him back to Stark Tower to patch him up. A pre-superfamily fic. Also, science bros. Slight Steve/Tony preslash
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,034 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 498 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Good Outweighs The Bad by itspoodilywoots reviews
Peter Parker knew he couldn't keep up covering his identity around the other Avengers for too long but he'd hoped to evade the inevitable. Being a 16 year old Avenger is hard. At least he has Tony on his side, not to mention the God of Thunder. And who would want to argue with that guy?
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 60 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
Deepfreeze by Zipper Whippersnapper reviews
A psychological John Myers-centric tale, based on the transfer from Antarctica back to the Manhattan base and the resultant fallout. Now being re-edited and reposted. Will be updated as time and schoolwork permits.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,726 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 7/22/2010 - John Myers
Heartbeats by The Skye Skye reviews
John met Jim at the dullest, darkest point in his life, and never looked back. Jim wanted John as an employee, and got so much more than he bargained for. And Sherlock Holmes is the only thing that stands a chance of destroying it all. Dark!John fic.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,837 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - John W., J. Moriarty
Advent by ctrl alt defeat reviews
His life finally felt as if it was back on the right track. But as a familiar person turns up at his front door, Ethan can't help but wonder what sort of impact his sudden appearance will have.
Heavy Rain - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,157 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Ethan M., Norman J.
Equivalent Punishment by Erik's Princess reviews
Punishment is due, the Magister is feeling particularly cruel. Jason and Godric find themselves eternally entwined. Blood is let.
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,509 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Godric, Jason
In the Forests of the Night by KCS reviews
Speculative post-Season 2 fic written for holmestice on LiveJournal. After Sherlock's apparent death, John re-enlists in the QDG, an unwitting puppet in Mycroft Holmes's manipulations. There, he discovers that his allies might just be his worst enemies.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,463 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/31/2011 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
These Precious Hours by juncici reviews
drabble!fic Sherlock/John, Moriarty/John. Coffee Date - in which Moriarty swoops in to woo John while his man is out.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Where Thine Master Goes by Bundibird reviews
Merlin will follow Arthur anywhere. Even into insanity. Oneshot. Really rather dark. Not quite M, but I would discourage younger readers. NO S4 SPOILERS. NO SLASH.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Peace and harmonytill someone gets killed by Tunder28 reviews
The bars zapped back to life, just missing taking Manning's eyebrows away that had climbed up his head. He'd stepped back unconsciously through Nuada's rant, showing weakness where he should have held his front... Nuada hated him already.
Hellboy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,785 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/9/2011 - John Myers, Prince Nuada
Remembering by Maplefrost reviews
When she finished her narrative, they both comforted her until her crying ceased. But no one asked Rory what he had experienced. What had he experienced? A tale about Rory and all that he remembers.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Rory W., Amelia P./Amy - Complete
The Lost by Ultra-Geek reviews
In the blink of an eye, Merlin goes from laughing in the halls of Camelot to lying on the ground, hurt and alone, in an unfamiliar, ruined castle. Now all he has to do is figure out what's happened.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,381 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 2,170 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Rory's Choice by j'ecrive.en.anglais reviews
Post 'The God Complex'; the Doctor comes back and has a chat with his favourite centurion. What I think ought to happen.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/19/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rory W.
Rory's Message by WhooligAni reviews
Rory leaves a message for the Doctor. Is it enough to convince him to come back? *Spoilers for everything up to God Complex*
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/18/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Losing Faith by JennMel reviews
Rory hadn't always been without faith. He had believed in the Doctor as much as Amy, once upon a time and not too long ago. It had saved him. But now it's gone, and the demons are starting to creep. They want him back. Fusion with the Globe's Faustus.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,880 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Rory W. - Complete
The Important Bit by Rayndrop reviews
Just where exactly is the line between "to love" and "to be in love"? What difference is required between "flatmate" and "husband"? Besides the rings, obviously. The important bit is that they have each other. Married asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,038 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Ransoming Emrys by Emachinescat reviews
A band of renegade druids that know how much the legendary "Emrys" is worth to certain people have decided to auction him off to the highest bidder. How far will Arthur go to get him back, especially when Merlin's secret is revealed?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,372 - Reviews: 1464 - Favs: 1,925 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Hostage Situation by Kiva Taliana reviews
Arthur and Merlin are captured by bandits, and negotiating for their safety leaves them depending on each other.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,475 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Fire and Water by Feathers Fall Like Snow reviews
We've all read the story of how John gets amnesia after The Great Game, but what if instead of Sherlock finding him Moriarty did. Slash Moriarty/John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,129 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Golden Cage by Tashilovet reviews
John has been kidnapped by Moriarty. One-sided slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,805 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/7/2011 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
HEAVY INFERNO by Sefirosukuraodo reviews
Two years have passed since FBI Agent Norman Jayden gunned down the Origami Killer, and a new madman roams the streets of the city; The Barbershop Killer. But that's not why Norman's returned to this hole of a town. Total Fluffy Norman/Ethan, Slash, M/M
Heavy Rain - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,928 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Norman J., Ethan M.
Missing Link by Gryvon reviews
When John Myers heard he was being transferred to Antarctica, he'd expected penguins, snow, and cold so deep he could feel it in his bones. Instead, he got a jungle paradise filled with monsters, strange ruins, and a homicidal elf.
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,631 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/1/2011 - [Prince Nuada, John Myers] - Complete
Stranger by Zuzeca reviews
The last member of a doomed spaceship crew, Wikus crash lands on an alien planet. AU Slash
District 9 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,514 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Wikus V.D.M., Christopher J. - Complete
The Beast Within by hbrackett reviews
A mysterious antique store, a cursed coin, and a megalomaniac vampire named Herrick complicate the life of our favorite werewolf in this AU fic set just after Season 1's 2nd episode. Some credit is due to the Amicus Anthology "From Beyond The Grave".
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,463 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - George S., J. Mitchell - Complete
Created Inside by YYHfan reviews
Humanity is thoughtlessly owned by humans alone, toyed with, given and taken at will. When his partner's humanity is lost to hunger, will Hanna be able to save him?
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Hanna F., Zombie
Constrained Civility by Philtrum reviews
Will Graham has been living as Francis Dolarhyde's 'captive' for a while now. Francis gets back from another killing, and Will finds him in the living room.
Red Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
Laocoon by ChiaroscuroSoup reviews
Occurs after Jim realizes what West means to use the women for and changes to show what West may have wanted with him. One-shot. Complete.
28 Days Later - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Complete
Inevitable by Fyrefly reviews
In every possible universe, Blair Roche dies." One-shot prosetry, WK/BR. AU…ish. It may sound foolish or trite, but I promise it’s clever. I think.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,742 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Matters of Small Consequence by InformalSpoofer reviews
AU, Adrian will make things better. Implied Adrian/Rorschach and Dan/Rorschach.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Adrian V./Ozymandias, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
My Other Half by Pepper07 reviews
A tramatic event has alterted JD's way of life and has him questioning his ability to regain his old self. While he's struggling to adapt to his situation he doubts his capabilites and new found feelings. Can he handle it? JD/Cox...maybe..;
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,698 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008 - John D./J.D., Dr. Cox/Perry
Animals by jokermobile reviews
Henry West/Jim. Jim was Prometheus- becoming whole each day only to be torn apart again. Non-con.
28 Days Later - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Complete
Just a Little Candle by Dierdre reviews
Down the corridor, beyond the glass, dwells a creature that does not bleed, and who laughs even as he screams. A movieverse fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,790 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Mikaela B., Sam Witwicky
My Perfect Day by SpencerChase reviews
All he wants is to get home to sleep off a stomach bug, but life has other plans for JD. Hour one, he gets sick and gets mugged. How can it possibly go down from there? Try getting held up, kidnapped, stuffed in a car trunk...
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,564 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - John D./J.D., Dr. Cox/Perry
His Nightmares by Nighthawk-Moonshadow reviews
Perry's been having some strange dreams. What do they have to do with JD, and why is he having them?
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,377 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Complete
Love and War by ThuhJesheekuh reviews
Oneshot. Beanbean Kingdom and Sarasaland are at war. Peasley and Daisy both want Luigi for their selves. Luigi takes advantage of the situation. A little love, a little war. It's all fair.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Luigi, Fawful - Complete
The Third Eye by lil noir neko reviews
Takes place after the third eye blind episode. Going blind once awas bad enough but now that it's happening again an uncontrollable spiral of events has been set into motion and no one is spared from the pain it brings.
Martin Mystery - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,791 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/17/2007 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Complete
Tempo Slows by Iorhael reviews
The Pianist fic. How Captain Wilm Hosenfeld feels as he watches Szpilman plays.
Pianist - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Published: 4/19/2005