Dora Penmokohide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for Fruits Basket, Spirited Away, and Harry Potter. I dont own anything I wrote about here, except possibly the plotlines I put the characters through. I will write anything that comes to mind as part of a plot: This means slash, so get used to it. I check the grammar of everything. Constanly. You are forwarned. Shit that I actually say: "My horrendously deceased uncle..." "Our squirrels are Jabba the Hutts, and don't walk: they lumber." "I'm going to nuzzle you now. Be forewarned." | |||||||
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An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 74 - Words: 369,410 - Reviews: 15619 - Favs: 12,605 - Follows: 12,224 - Updated: 9/27/2018 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
A Law to Herself by Shiv5468 reviews
Wikkt marriage challenge: In which we break all the rules
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 132,046 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 1,498 - Updated: 2/6/2016 - Published: 3/31/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Who? You know Who! by wingnutdawn reviews
A conversation between two unidentified firsties as reported to have been overheard by several older students who were studying in the Library at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Post DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
Cleanup on Aisle 5 by betawho reviews
Donna forces the reluctant 10th Doctor to go grocery shopping at Tescos. But he's in for a surprise...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/12/2012 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Hidden Time by night.ixora reviews
The Doctor and River's final meeting in the library (SitL and FotD) as seen through River's eyes.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 10/17/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 10th Doctor
House Unity by PhoenixSpirit10500 reviews
What on earth does the Ministry of Magic think it's doing... coupling everyone in the 6th and 7th years to, what? 'Unite the houses' I've never heard of anything more ridiculous. Draco/Hermione. Marriage Law Fic with a twist. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 90,178 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hugogram by sebastardcriminal
a surprise on an ex companions birthday looks familiar every year
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Jack H., Donna N.
When Seasons Collide by ABadPlanWellExecuted reviews
Set during the celebration at the end of Journey's End, the group gets a visit from the past. Told through Rose's eyes. A bit of a crack!fic, although I'd still like to think that it could have happened.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
Shooting Stars by doublemobius reviews
Dave's life flashes before his eyes as he makes an important decision and asks a very important question.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Nox Noctis by Lysi reviews
A few months after the curse is broken, Tohru, Kyo and Yuki receive a mysterious letter. Soon afterwards, they are sent to a new home: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. What could Tohru and the Sohmas have to do with the fight against Voldemort?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,719 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 4/19/2008
If Bella Were Sane by The One Called Demetra reviews
The events of Twilight, had Bella been the only sane woman in the Twilight universe. Diarystyle. T because normal teenagers don't say 'Holy crow' when they swear.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Those Witching Shades by Paimpont reviews
Harry is curious about the locked door Mrs. Figg warned him never to open... I got into the Halloween spirit early this year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Harry P., Arabella F. - Complete
milieu by the sky's bouquet reviews
not surprisingly, she takes one look at them together, and all she does is ask if they're gay. — candice. volkner.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Candice/Suzuna, Volkner/Denzi - Complete
The Twins' Confession by shannalynn reviews
Fourth year, Hermione Granger corners the twins with the ultimate question about Ron. Was your brother dropped on his head as a child? Possibly repeatedly? Unabashedly Ron-bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
Closing Walls and Ticking Clocks by Mischief Maintained reviews
The war is lost. The future is Voldemort's. There are no more options. And only the past remains. A Marauder-Era Fic. GW/SB. HG/RL. JP/LE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,655 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Ginny W., Hermione G.
A Different Kind of Badass by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
"You know, I'm pretty certain that I asked for a bad-arse guardian angel." Or, Harry learns that you can't always judge a book by its cover. Harry Potter/Good Omens crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 84 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Harry P., Aziraphale - Complete
November 1, 1981 by HufflepuffPrefect reviews
On October 31, 1981, Voldemort is defeated by Harry Potter. On the following day, various characters from the wizarding and Muggle worlds react. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2011 - N. Tonks, Molly W. - Complete
Good Enough by Constance1 reviews
Harry is still waiting for his happy ending and isn't sure if it includes Draco anymore or not. WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,661 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Good Day by blue artemis reviews
Harry finds an unknown creature and takes it to Luna. Warning: Ginny bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Language of Love by AmayaSora reviews
A multi-lingual prank, a confession that shouldn't have been, and a clueless Harry lead to a Valentine's Day worth remembering. Oneshot, HPDM slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,144 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
If Wishes Were Puffskein by Raider of the Lost Book reviews
Summary: A series of one-shots focusing mainly on Harry and the many situations and romances that I can put him in. Based on Kamerreon's If Wishes were Thestrals and using her Prompt generator. Will contain gen, slash, het, or threesomes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 35,846 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Truth or Dare by Luna-is-Loony reviews
After a drunken game of truth or dare, Draco is bound to do something he'd rather not. It leads to romance, hilarity, but also some drama. Draco/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 108,248 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
This World Needs Acceptance by madmaddiee reviews
A series of drabbles that reflect different points of view of homosexuality through different character's eyes. Slash It Challenge. Please Review! Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 19 - Words: 6,855 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Complete
Tomatoes and Lilies by Tenshi Chupip reviews
Harry is making his way home one day when he runs into the last person in the world he ever expected to see again. The man seems different but has he really changed? Read and find out! One shot! A.U. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,983 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Teasing Bastards & Shiny Floors by Nimbafuu reviews
Remus knew that desk was useful for something. He just wished Harry had better timing. This was a collaboration with the lovely Scarlett Rogue!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Night Rounds by mbyfission reviews
When night descends on Hogwarts, the cats come out to play. Kitteh!Fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Mrs. Norris, Minerva M. - Complete
Pausing to Smell the Roses by MarbleGlove reviews
A single scene: Fifty years later there's a prison, a guard, and roses. Susan has no regrets. updated 4/9/11
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
A WinWin Situation by aliwendo reviews
Among all the students who dared to fool around on Saturday nights, did impudent Gryffindors accounted for the highest numbers? Snape and Lupin made a bet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
A Bad Day For Vernon Dursley by Sheila Chiaroscura reviews
Vernon Dursley buys an answering machine, and the Weasley twins have come up with a brilliant idea... What could possibly go wrong? Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Vernon D., Harry P. - Complete
Momentum by mistressinwaiting reviews
-In which, Calcifer's days have gotten tedious.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Calcifer - Complete
Skiving Snackbox Sale by wawwhite reviews
Gabrielle is going to fit into the Weasley family well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Gabrielle D., George W. - Complete
Overdue by Kimmeth reviews
Madame Pince looks over her books and reflects. Very short one-shot, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2010 - I. Pince - Complete
Best Mates by chem prof reviews
A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 3,923 - Follows: 826 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fine Then! by Alpha-The-Omega reviews
Harry is found guilty of Underage Magic at his trial after 4th year... what happens next?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,556 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,998 - Follows: 663 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Celebration for the Claret and Blue by salty-sarah reviews
On the way to Hogwarts for his Sixth-Year, Dean finds himself in unexpected company. Warnings for slash. Harry/Dean. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,051 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 137 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Harry P., Dean T. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9412 - Favs: 24,134 - Follows: 9,594 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
I Have No Idea by potato4 reviews
Hermione is locked in a tower. Draco is underneath. Voldemort is craving frozen yogurt. And somewhere in China, Harry stubbed his toe. PARODY FIC. Twist at the end!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Resistance by Cassandra147 reviews
Fifth year AU. Umbridge becomes Headmistress. Voldemort lurks in shadows, awaiting his chance. In Dumbledore's absence, Minerva McGonagall decides to take matters into her own hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,456 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Minerva M. - Complete
Parenting Prep by makesmewonderx3 reviews
She gave a warm smile to each of us, taking a look around the large classroom. "Your primary assignment will be to experience pregnancy with a partner that will be assigned to you." *Disregards DH!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 71,506 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Ladies of The Stand by HarmonyMarguerite reviews
A regular meeting between Holmes fangirls, circa 1890 slash mentioned
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Thunderstorm by thepretender501 reviews
Harry is not a big fan of thunder and lightning. Flufftastic!Harry. *Warnings* underage 17 , slash, takes place during DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 2,109 - Follows: 477 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Check Mate by Paper Pearls reviews
Hermione and Hermione experience a painful revelation; they cannot stand hearing Ron say the m word- and it's worse than mudblood- so action must be taken. How much damage can one four letter word do? This is a parody and I do Ron bash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What a Girl Wants by mspolapotter reviews
Hermione takes Harry on a crash course on how to make the girl of his dreams fall in love with his gentlemanly charm. But then, everything backfires, don't they?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
We All Need Somebody to Lean On by The World of My Creation reviews
A series of random snippets in which Harry discovers his feelings for Hermione, surprisingly through all the things she does to his shoulder. Harmony. Harry POV. Set in POA, GOF, OOTP, HBP, DH. Non-epilogue compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Kneazle For Your Thoughts? by RuneYue reviews
Harry shares a late night moment with one of his best friends. One shot. Gender bending. Male Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Globes and Maps by AnnaOtaku reviews
Harry and Hermione leave England after the war ends to help Harry cope with his depression. While abroad, they come to terms with their fears and hopes for eachother, and find love in their loyalty. Companion to Easy Silence. Can read either alone. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,762 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Anniversary by Sylvr reviews
She visits once a year, and always leaves the same gift. Drabble. Could be read as a romance, but more of a friendship fic.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 4,145 - Follows: 1,020 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
The White Rose by DragonKatGal reviews
*Complete* Wherein Harry asks the eternal question that has stymied males for centuries. “Hermione... How do you go about asking a girl on a date?” A 2000 word short-story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 241 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by RobSt reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 3098 - Favs: 11,177 - Follows: 4,530 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Sit Down, You're Rockin' the Boat by keep-me-posted reviews
A silly alternate ending to the computer game, Danger on Deception Island. ND OneShot.
Nancy Drew series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Nancy D., Frank H., Joe H., Andy J. - Complete
Candles by 3waypetal reviews
Petunia Evans' thoughts on the people around her...represented through candles. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Petunia D. - Complete
Belong With Me by Selkit-Guardian reviews
Oneshot AU Drarry. Songfic. Draco is Harry's best friend; it only makes sense that he would know who Harry truly belongs with then.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Blackbirds by CrayonQueen18 reviews
At Bill and Fleur's wedding, Viktor Krum learns a lesson about judging a book or bird by its cover. Viktor/Luna One shot shippy, comfort/hurt
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Viktor K., Luna L. - Complete
Certain Occurences On The Rails by YouGottaSingAlong reviews
Odd, Wicked/Through the Looking Glass crossover thing. There's a Goat, and a train, and a Galinda and a Alice. For someone and moonchild94 for this fine 25th
Crossover - Alice in Wonderland & Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2009
Searching for Snorkacks by blue artemis reviews
Luna convinces Viktor to help her find the elusive Crumple-Horned Snorkack
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Luna L., Viktor K. - Complete
Way Out Of Your League by PhoenixSpirit10500 reviews
Cedric/Hermione. Since they met on the Hogwarts Express, both have been intrigued by the other. Can they overcome the obstacles as the Magical World becomes more and more dangerous? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 53,681 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Hermione G., Cedric D. - Complete
Chasing Thestrals by xoxcrescentmoonxox reviews
She is Death's herald, His voice on the wizarding world. And if the Potter boy can look upon His creatures, why isn’t she allowed to? Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Sybill T. - Complete
Dance in the Moonlight by placeholder89 reviews
They think she takes a risk when she ventures outside. But they don't know about her protector. BZLL.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Blaise Z., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Cliche of Death by twistyguru reviews
Pure Crack!Fic! A fanfic writer is dragged into a draft HP-verse by a rabid plot bunny. Hilarity ensues. Lots of bashing-Dumbles, Hermione, Ron, Ginny, especially. Implied M/M slash Harry/Draco . Inspired by Digitallace, blame her! read her, too
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,996 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 8,295 - Follows: 1,993 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Stories by flooj9235 reviews
What does Hermione do with her summer? Aside from studying, that is. Short oneshot that popped into my head just now. Femslash-y feelings. Now with a sequel chapter!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
The Best Seven Years by Blu Taiger reviews
Calvin is eighteen and living in England with his folks. Now, he's faced with the task of telling Susie what he's been doing for the past seven years.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 90,344 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Luna L., Calvin, Susie Derkins - Complete
Eclairs by Flaignhan reviews
CDHG "Can I just ask, what exactly are you planning on doing with that eclair?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,078 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 2,585 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
Cat and Mouse Act by bitchboughtmycookie reviews
Yuki coming to terms with his feelings while dealing with an annoying brother. Kyo being completley clueless why he's feeling like he does. Boyxboy in later chapters. Just shonen-ai, no yaoi. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,727 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
The Elite by Adari reviews
Why did Harry Potter nod in greeting to Draco Malfoy when he saw the man on the platform 19 years later? Ron and Hermione were clearly not on such terms with the man. What secret did the two men share from even their own families?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,382 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 171 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Venting To Myrtle by madmaddiee reviews
Her heart was dragging her down to the floor, and the long corridors of Hogwarts were making it all the more depressing." Half-Baked Challenge. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Narcissa M., Myrtle - Complete
The Ritual by Roozette reviews
When Neville can't handle being The-Boy-Who-Lived, Harry helps him out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,975 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Neville L., Harry P. - Complete
Nobody Messes With Irma Pince by MusicMaven09 reviews
Response to FredFanatic's Challenge: When Madame Pince finds Ludo Bagman sneaking around in her library, she's not letting him off easy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2009 - I. Pince, Ludo B. - Complete
Knowledge is Power by RobSt reviews
When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 178,331 - Reviews: 3711 - Favs: 9,905 - Follows: 4,036 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Next Twenty Four Hours by Sara's Girl reviews
In twenty-four hours, the Ministry will take your life. Until then, I’m all yours. HPDM slash, first person narrative. Character death. Quick, rough, raw, sad. My apologies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 64 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 6,827 - Follows: 1,424 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
A Kiss Can Save The World by RobSt reviews
COMPLETE - What would change if Harry asked Hermione to the Yule Ball? H/Hr My first fanfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 141,452 - Reviews: 2413 - Favs: 6,216 - Follows: 2,307 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
It likes bananas by iflip4dolphins reviews
Homework is something that no student likes to do... well, except that one, but she's a bit of a loony. For the Summary Challenge. Humor and bananas ahead. Giant Squid centered.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Complete
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 6,098 - Follows: 1,642 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ten Steps to Losing a Crown by Dreamfall reviews
The journey from Queen Susan the Gentle to the "no longer a friend of Narnia" in 10 incremental steps.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
Through a Portrait's Eyes by dancing in daydreams reviews
Severus Snape‘s portrait was perfectly content with a quiet, peaceful existence on the wall of Professor McGonagall‘s office. But of course, there are always unpleasant disturbances, such as meeting the children of a certain Harry Potter… One-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Severus S., Albus S. P. - Complete
Fear The Wrath Of The Bookish by Roozette reviews
Hermione is tired of being teased for being smart. Somehow, this idea will make others think twice about mocking her. Well, at least the idea works in her head...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,360 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Explosion by Prince Edwin reviews
An unusual turn of events when the explosion takes place before anybody steps into the classroom. Slash. Pairing not stated, though the observant ones of you will know it before it happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 86 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Revenge Is Sweet by Janara reviews
Accidentally overhearing about a prank his best friends have played on him, Harry gets angry and wants revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,682 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 468 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
What About The Paperwork! by Janara reviews
Harry is not happy with the future Dumbledore has mapped out for him now that the war is over. Sick and tired of the manipulations, Harry rebels the only way he knows how. Sadly, Harry forgot the first rule of his life,nothing ever goes according to plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 431 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Harry P.
Letters by Jess.91 reviews
Harry wrote to his estranged family whenever he had a child...Here's nine moments in time...One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
In The Potions Cupboard by RebeccaRoy reviews
A simply funny insane fiction with Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter. Severus Snape hears something he really should not have…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Touched By His Noodly Appendage by Criminally Insane Hermit reviews
Hermione, for all her brilliance, was rather capricious. When she goes on a hunt for the 'perfect' religion, Harry introduces her to Pastafarianism. Yes, Pastafarianism. ---Rated for possible offensive content. Read at your own discretion.---
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
shh, no shouting by The Cheshire Riddler reviews
Madame Pince has watched three generations of Hogwarts couples, and this one just isn't up to parr. So she screams about it. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2008 - I. Pince - Complete
Dreams by placeholder89 reviews
Trelawney is not as stupid as her students think she is. She knows they never tell her their true dreams, and she wants to find out what they’re lying about in all the homework’s she’s assigned. So she comes up with a plan. Warnings inside. SLASH rated R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,128 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
My Name A Conundrum by ToManyLetters reviews
Hermione Jean Granger. Hermione Jane Granger. Which is it? The trio investigate this mind-boggling mystery when they are visited by none other than Rita Skeeter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2008 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Hermione G., Rita S. - Complete
The Aunt's Love Files by Emma Lipardi reviews
This is a series of oneshots that didn't make it into the story. Some are spoofs. Some are deleted scenes. Others are ideas I wanted to include, but couldn't. Let me know if there is a scene you want to see.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 11/2/2006
The Interview by Raider of the Lost Book reviews
One shot. After third year, Harry decides to transfer schools. Just what would happen when Harry is invited to ask questions?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
How Things Could Have Been by ice-connoisseur reviews
AU. '20 years,' she spat angrily, 'of nothing but blackness, and you say you hold the key to it. I don't care about your 'concerns'. Give me back my past.' Lily and James Potter died on 31st October, 1981. Or not, as the case may be...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 158,090 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Lily Evans P.
The Girl Who Laughed Last by Hirosikata reviews
Viktor Krum. Luna Lovegood. A lot of arguments. A lot of confusion. And, of course, some making out. See as this couple comes to be through the eyes of those who love them. Viktor Krum x Luna Lovegood. spoilers for the 7th book. [complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,117 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Luna L., Viktor K. - Complete
Lovers by seritha reviews
Harry and Ginny one shot as always. Harry helps out Ginny with her Patronus charm.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,191 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 5,275 - Follows: 1,403 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Bewitched by Longfletch reviews
What can drive Hermione Granger both insane and in love? A Love Spell induced Harry. Can she handle him for three months without falling for his charms? HPHG with a large dose of RWLL. Reloaded Chapter 7 to deal with some plot holes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,059 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 511 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Power He Knows Not by Janara reviews
Dumbledore always said that Harry’s strength was his ability to love. What if the Headmaster was wrong and Harry’s strength was compassion? Takes place during sixth year, but not really based on book six.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 132 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Do you Remember? by Calai'di reviews
ONESHOT: Draco and Harry discuss their very first meeting, one before Madam Malkins. HPDM though only if you look for it
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
If I Were a Superhero, I would be by Rorschach's Blot reviews
ONESHOT: Hermione goes on a one week exchange. Back at Hogwarts, wacky hijinks ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 168 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Love Has No Bounds by seritha reviews
A little one shot about the final battle that ended two of Hermione's best friend's lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
You Broke Him, You Fix Him by teacherbev reviews
After a brutal Occlumency lesson has disasterous consequences, Dumbledore insists that Snape fix Harry and take his place at the Dursleys. Rated for language and abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 178,620 - Reviews: 2635 - Favs: 2,293 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 11/24/2006 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Falling Stars by Lucillia reviews
Everyone's heard of Dedalus Diggle's display of shooting stars in Kent. What most people don't know is why he did it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 57 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Dedalus D. - Complete
Poor Lovesick Child by J.S. Mews reviews
Zeniba awaits Sen's arrival. Small oneshot drabble.
Spirited Away - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Zeniba - Complete
Parallels by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry has won the war and lost everything he held near and dear. In desperation he gambles everything on a dimensional jump. HPHG Bad Weasleys good Dumbledore. Rated for language and implied sex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53,439 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 4,856 - Follows: 1,277 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Averto Vicis by Lady Smoothie reviews
AU, HBP Compatible: When Hermione dies in battle moments after her powers are awakened, Dumbledore utilizes a centuries old spell to send Harry back in time to his six year old self. By Aerin. [UPDATED AND ALIVE!][NEW CHAPTER: HALLOW'S EVE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,797 - Reviews: 1745 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 1,967 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Rumors by magentabear reviews
In the depths of Hogwarts' library, a prim old witch and redhaired heroine come to an understanding.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Ginny W., I. Pince - Complete
Beyond This Point, There Be Monsters by michelle-31a reviews
Andrew Brody has heard rumours of a mysterious lake in the mountainous regions of Scotland. Determined to investigate legends of Nessielike creatures in its depths, he enounters something altogether unexpected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,003 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Luna L., Albus D. - Complete
HPParody by Shezza reviews
Here’s a Harry that… has normal male nightmares, wasn’t abused by his Uncle, can’t cook, hates being called ‘pup’, did NOT try to commit suicide, doesn’t stutter when Sirius is mentioned, sure as hell isn’t the Heir to the founders and Merlin, doesn’t ow
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,826 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 190 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Harry P.
Games by HanaTohruShipperMorgan reviews
[OneShot] A small girl sits and waits for her turn. [Don't own, don't sue.]
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Tohru H., Saki H. - Complete
On the Wings of Magic by Bil reviews
Complete. AU sixth year, post OotP. Harry understands some hard truths, Minerva and Severus are drawn in. Not HBP compliant. Hero!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore. HP, MM, SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,071 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Couldn't Catch a Cold by Prince Edwin reviews
Harry Potter is ill, no matter how much he tries to deny it, and it isn’t magic that’s making him feel this sick. Draco Malfoy, acclaimed Slytherin opportunist, decides to take advantage of the circumstances. This story will contain SLASH HpDm.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,242 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 147 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pillow by Miva Rose reviews
A halfasleep Yuki misses his pillow, but ends up finding a replacement. My first fanfic. Last chapter up! :D
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,267 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Yuki S., Kyo S.
The Art of Mothering by Author Gal reviews
It was just a tiny word, hardly significant. She’d heard it before, and she would hear it many times more. But this time it was different, and she would cherish that moment for the rest of her life. One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Molly W., Harry P. - Complete
Weasley Got Owned by Goddess Bless reviews
[Post Hogwarts] [HBPAU] Professor Granger said not to miss NEWTS for anything. What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
View from Behind by HanaTohruShipperMorgan reviews
Challenge fic. How is the world of Fruits Basket as viewed by someone lost in the background?
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Complete
Lily Potter and the Worst Holiday by bobsaqqara reviews
AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 7,167 - Follows: 1,806 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
No One Mourns The Wicked by Lady Smoothie reviews
Pretending to cry was, in fact, a good thing. It meant that people rarely insulted her any more, for fear of truly upsetting her, and it meant people mainly avoided her… Myrtle reflects. By Aerin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Myrtle
I Never by ShadeDancer reviews
Albus decides to introduce a muggle drinking game to a group of Hogwarts staff and two students. When will he ever learn? Slash theme present. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 143 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Petuna's Birthday by Wheezy1 reviews
Oneshot where I attempt to explain how Petunia can be so cruel to her nephew.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Macaroni Box by Kurai Himitsu reviews
Some people just can't cook...[humerous drabble]
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Kazuma S., Kyo S. - Complete
Snape the DM by chibiduo reviews
Severus Snape thinks he's finally found a way to defeat Harry...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Severus S., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Battle of Wills by Jocelyn reviews
PostOOTP, Snape blows his cover as a spy to save Harry from Voldemort. To win the war, even those who loathe each other must unite, and many lessons are learned in the process. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 356,457 - Reviews: 6214 - Favs: 3,945 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Bright and Sunny by Aurilia reviews
ONESHOT, COMPLETE. The last day of Voldemort's threat to the world, completely in Harry's perspective. Warning: Character Death
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The World Is Quiet Here by Lady Smoothie reviews
AU One Shot: Perhaps the world is quiet here, here where these thoughts are being read. Perhaps they are read by someone who is at peace with themselves, with the perfect life, with no pain, someone not haunted by the terrible noise… the noise of sufferin
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Complete
Tempus Fugit by Stylophile reviews
A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,329 - Reviews: 1574 - Favs: 3,755 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Chicken Pox and Stargate Logs by Spastic Bookworm reviews
Hermione and the twins are stuck in a room with the chicken pox. Warning! This is a crack!fic. It contains purposely possible Americanisms, innuendo, jello, slash and suggestive rubber duckies. It should not be taken seriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,582 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/9/2004 - Published: 10/26/2003 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Desk Duty by mosylu reviews
A librarian's job is never done . . . especially not at Hogwarts . . . and especially when a certain toadlike High Inquisitor is nosing around.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 138 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Dolores U. - Complete
The Sohma Institute by Lady of the Ink reviews
{COMPLETE} AU- Tohru has just started a new part-time job as an aide at the Sohma Institute, where Yuki, Kyou, and others are patients. As she learns about their unique problems, will she be able to help them all?
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 76,729 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/24/2004 - Published: 5/2/2003 - Tohru H., Yuki S. - Complete
The Anniversary by Shiv5468 reviews
It's Hermione's and Severus' Wedding Anniversary. Bring a hanky .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/15/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Hogwarts Prophet by HarmonyMarguerite reviews
A groups of students, who's identities shall remain nameless, have gathered together to create a newspaper. Here are some of their writings. Some illusions to slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/14/2004 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Quintessential Sisterhood by Rynne Lupin reviews
After the final battle, a twin remembers her sister. Warning: character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/6/2004
The Hogwart's Castle Scene by JustJeanette reviews
A scene from Monty Syltherin and the Holy Prophecy Ball of Sybil. A must for Monty Python fans... READ and REVIEW.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
The Masochism Tango by HarmonyMarguerite reviews
HPSS. Harry and Snape dance to the Masochism Tango. Humor and silliness abounds. You'll love it, I swear.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Dead Voldemort Sketech by JustJeanette reviews
Monty Python look out. This is a blatant parody of the dead parrot sketch, you have been warned. One-shot, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/8/2003 - Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
That's How it's Done, Ronniekins by Malicious Dagger reviews
When Fred and George catch Ron kissing his pillow in a completely disgusting fashion, they decide to teach him how to kiss properly ... TWINCEST! One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
What's In a Name? by Awahili reviews
Instructions on creating a new name for yourself leads the Dream Team to hysterics. When Dumbledore gets a hold of said instructions, pure chaos ensues. ENJOY!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/6/2003 - Published: 3/28/2003 - Complete
The Most Unlikely Conversation by Ankha reviews
What you never thought you'd see.....something scarier than the dark lord rising....if you saw it, you'd run hiding for cover....It's Voldemort with Dreadlocks! A very unlikely conversation between Dumbledore and Voldmort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2002
That Potter Slash by Minerva McTabby reviews
Green Eggs and Ham parody. 'Nuff said. Slash Warning should be redundant, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/3/2002 - Complete
Wasabi by Jedi Cosmos reviews
Sirius plays a prank on all of Hogwarts... and no one but Harry knows it! Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/26/2001 - Complete
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Telling Ron reviews
Hermione and Pansy decide to come out during breakfast one day. How does Ron take it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Complete
Cursing Winter reviews
Everything is peaceful, until Tohru is kidnapped! But who is this family that has kidnapped her? And what's worse, Uo and Hana are taking matters into their own hands! Will the Sohmas be able to keep their secret quiet while rescuing? Re-write from Pash
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,882 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010
Candles for Furuba reviews
A metaphorical piece where Furuba Characters are seen as candles in Tohru's mind.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Tohru H. - Complete
Dear Diary reviews
Diary entries from the main characters about Chihiro.
Spirited Away - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Chihiro O. - Complete
Akito's Rant reviews
Akito rants about her dislike of Tohru Honda.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Akito S., Tohru H. - Complete
Think of Me reviews
Small Poem from Kagura about her love for Kyo. They are cute, and I know how it feels to be Kagura. Songfic.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Kagura S., Kyo S. - Complete