UPDATE 2/3/2013

My FF days are over, but I am still writing on FictionPress. If you would like to give little ol' me a read or a review, my page is here.

http://www.fictionpress.com/silentmaelstrom

BEFORE YOU SPLUTTER AND COMPLAIN ABOUT ME BEING ON HIATUS FOR VOCALOID STORIES READ THIS!!!

If you actually payed attention to the warning above, give yourself a bodyslam of approval. Not that it's possible.
If you haven't taken the subtle hints yet, I'm stopping my Vocaloid fanfics. It's not that I have anything against Vocaloid itself, but there are certain things missing from my Vocaloid fanfics that I can't just put in.
A big one is that Vocaloid itself is a sort of topic where the dark, strong behavior (badly put.. you get what I'm saying right?) I want to use in my writing just won't fit. Vocaloid leans more into the super-cute world of singing popstars and childish romance (excluding a few stories which have gone beyond this stereotype limit.. kudos to iLen-Rin and a few rare others) and really are the sort of fanfics for younger crowds.
Not saying I'm going to go out and write a full-on gory, action-fulled lemon (God forbid) but I want to experiment with a more mature sort of theme going. I want to write like a teen with teen subjects and a more grown point of view. I'm done writing like a bubbly little 11 year old who talks with music icons that don't exist.
Who knows. I may go back to Sadistic Vampire later, if only for giving out hot Len fanservice. Not counting on it though.

Hello everyone! Akibaraneko here, but you can call me Aki, or Shay. Just not Neko. I am not a weaboo kthanxbai.

I am a slur of Spanish, Aztec, Swiss, Native American, Mexican, Portuguese, African, and Irish. It is quite difficult to insult me on my race, as I have tried before. It doesn't produce the best results.

I enjoy Paramore and other alternative/rock bands (favorably Rise Against, Coldplay, and U2) and though I seem like an utter bitch, I enjoy making people laugh. I am also brutally honest. That's all you need to know.

Instead of telling you strangers of the Internet what I love, I'm going to tell you what I dislike. Does that seem a bit rude, if not completely self-centered? Not as much as telling everyone you love the pink locket you got from your "TRUE LOVE!!11!" that you keep under your pillow and make a wish to every night. I don't really give a shit about you telling me your life story either, so I won't bother with telling you mine.

For starters, I don't like people that try too hard. Y'know, that sort of person who has their favorite anime in posters all over their walls and every DVD on a special shelf they polish periodically. The sort of person who says things like 'desu' or 'nya' or any of that weaboo crap. The sort who come to school with a Kon backpack full of trading cards, and read manga on Saturday nights with a party next door.

You know what I'm talking about.

I also don't like people pretending to be something they aren't. Trying to be an amazing angelic person but then verbally abuse someone? Get the hell out.

I especially ESPECIALLY do not like people who whine/brag excessively. To those who happen to complain about how your life is horrible, include some tidbit of how suckish your day is constantly (or at least a good amount of the week) and/or tell me what glamorous or "hilarious" thing you did today, along with an interrupting monologue about you during someone else's sentence: shut up and stop being a self-centered twat.

Life has obstacles and glory moments, so you take them all as they come. When it passes, just let it freaking pass. Memories are fine, but obsessing over something you did years ago that nobody else remembers is not. As it goes: "Forget the past, live in the present, and look towards the future."

If you hate 'copy and paste this into your profile' quotes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are sick and tired of the mindless, sheep-like behavior that people who copy and paste things are wont to partake in, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are culturally cognizant enough to realise that 90 percent of teenagers do not, in fact, like Disneypop, are well-versed enough in statistics to know that there isn't enough weed in the world to go around 90 percent of the teenage population, and know enough about basic human interaction to realize that you're lying to yourself when you say you don't care at all what people think of you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are confident enough in your own individuality to not have to claim to be weird, random, insane, etc. to strangers over the internet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you really have nothing better or more clever to say in your profile than pointless, space-wasting statements which mean less than nothing, copy and paste this into your profile and pretend that you've just enriched your brief existence.

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