Hey everyone! Well just to let you know, I'm sorta new at all this fanfic stuff so yea. But i really like it and all so whatever.

My all time fav Redwall book: The Long Patrol

Fav Sayings:

~I’m outside waiting for the mailman to bring me my new Razor cell phone, free laptop computer, and $1000 check. The pop-ups told me it would be here 3 months ago, but meanwhile 3 people have broken into my house, and my credit card bill says I bought a flat screen TV in Mexico. ehh, it's probably just a coincidence...

~ Can you figure this out while I am away? IM me the answers when you think you have it figured out: One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys began to fight. Back to Back they faced each other, pulled out knives and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and came and shot those 2 dead boys. If you do not believe my story is true, ask the blindman. He saw it too. Can you figure this out?

~A friend will call you in Jail. A good friend will visit you in Jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you in Jail saying..."D@#n we screwed up!"

IRS: we've got what it takes to take what you've got
~I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." ~ Have you ever noticed how anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

~Remember JESUS LOVES YOU... everyone else thinks you're an idiot.

~ Only in America do they leave the doors of the bank open, but chain the pens to the desk. ~ Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
~ I'm out creating my two new inventions:
1. Instant Water (just add water)
2. Fireproof Matches
~I know there are more fish in the sea, but who would date a fish?

Hey just to let you all know, im not really done with my profile so yea, im gonna be adding more later

bibi

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