*AU* Flynn Rider's terms of parole include going to therapy, and they don't expressly forbid hanging around with that one awkward graffiti girl.

She wanted to bash his face in and tie him up with his own damn piggin' string. Maka Albarn, next in line to inherit her mama's cattle ranch, tries to deal with a new cowboy on her land. Soul/Maka, cowboy!AU. Rated for future content.

After over a half decade at Shibusen, Soul is finally returning home to attend his brother's wedding, bringing his meister with him for moral support. When a misunderstanding forces Soul and Maka to pretend they are in a different sort of partnership, will it lead to fate or folly?

Maka's a detective on a mission, and nothing is going to get in her way. AU! Eventual M and Soul/Maka. Warning for language. *Updated and edited for grammar, awkwardness, consistency...that weird way I used to do dialog and my inability to stick with a tense. The story itself is mostly the same, but I hope that you take a moment to give it a reread and enjoy the new chapter!*

What do you get the most wonderful, kind-hearted, selfless girl for her birthday? Because Adrien was at a loss.

When Adrien fell for Ladybug, he began to wonder really if she was his soulmate or if it was possible to have a relationship that lasted if she wasn't, but he's much more surprised with how tempted he is by whether Marinette's wearing strawberry lip gloss on a day wen he's hanging out with her, Alya, and Nino. *Soulmate Taste AU.*

Naruto and Sasuke are both working shitty jobs over the holidays. But a chance encounter and a bottle of tequilla make things a lot better. Co-written with CapturedByNoodles NaruSasu

Marinette traced her fingers down the smooth lines of the magazine, a blush creeping to her face. It wasn't just his toned, muscular body that set her aflame, although that was certainly a bonus. It was his eyes. The way his body appeared, languid like a summers day. His body said relax but his eyes said devour. She'd seen those eyes before...

Butler AU. Never in her wildest dreams did she think her butler would end up being her boyfriend, yet there they were. Soul, the man who was only meant to be hired help around the house, helped her with so much more. From being her friend to her boyfriend to the center of her sexual desires. He had seeped into her life slow and steady.

A love story between Gajeel and Levy that takes place with them in high school, rated M for cursing and eventual lemon. Other Fairy Tail couples will appear as well just not as much, Lily is also included, ( I love Lily ).

Soul and Maka meet at a small liberal arts college; romance, bickering, and hilarity ensues. Slowest burn you'll ever read. Slice of life style going by date entries. Accompanying art can be found linked on my blog linked from my profile.

That was it, the moment had come. Jackie Burkhart was finally getting married. And the groom wasn't him.

The Titans had a hard day so what do they do to unwind? BBxRae RobxStar (Smut) Rated M for Language and Sexuality

" In fact, she already had a plan formulating in her head, and it was time to scrap any trace of Eater from this wall. This wall would belong to her in the end, she was freakin' sure of it." Street Art/Tagger AU. Rated for language and future adult content.

Both Adrien and Marinette have the tendency to cuddle up to others in their sleep, as both Nino and Alya have experienced. So when the opportunities arise, they toss their friends together and let the snuggles commence.

"Look, I just think you should do a... test... while you're out here. No strings, no risks. You hate feeling like an ass because you end up breaking up with every girl you think you love. Just... try it with a guy, and see how it goes," Kiba said, flinching at the glare his best friend Naruto threw at him. After all, he had found the perfect candidate. Yaoi (boyxboy) SasuNaruSas AU

"When he is six years old, the words 'Pudding Pop' appear on his wrist in the curliest, loopiest handwriting he's ever seen. There's even a little heart dotting the 'i'." Soulmate AU, J/H

Jackie and Hyde are meant to be together and everyone saw it including Eric Foreman's basement. Hear the tale of Jackie and Hyde through a new perspective of the basement that saw all. How they came together, came apart and eventually came back together. (Basically a fix it fic because Jackie and Hyde belong together!)

Newest: coffeehouse dragons. The barista is gorgeous, has cheekbones that you could cut glass one and he's kind of adorkable. Only problem is? He reeks of smoke.

A place to dump strange one-shots. Firecracker: Office AU, rated T. Cube farm desk monkey Soul Evans tries to distract his typhoon boss Maka Albarn by sending her a bouquet of flowers from a 'Secret Admirer'. He also steals a lot of her banana bread on lunch break. SoulxMaka

Naruto runs an underground newspaper called 'The Daily Ramen', focused on poking fun at the fragile egos of the rich and famous. How does Sasuke respond when he moves to town and gets in Naruto's crosshairs? Not particularly well. But who said arguing can't be foreplay? AU Edited for FF's Tos. Cover by lobstirrchwan (link inside)

Sam's moved out and Dean's new roommate, Castiel, would be perfect except for a small problem: the gorgeous son of a bitch insists on wearing nothing but a towel when he goes to take a shower. And no, Dean idefinitely does not/i plan his entire morning around making sure he gets a glimpse of firm chest and toned legs every day. Who does that? Creepy jerks, that's who.

"The last time a person looked at me, I got laid." Destiel. OneShot.

Sam was getting real tired of the tension between his brother and their angel companion. Destiel. OneShot.

And still they didn't talk about it. Because, surely, if they didn't talk about it, it meant it wasn't real, right?

Maka is sacrificed to the dragon Soul Eater.

Dean has an obsession with Castiel's hip bones.

*B/V Three Years* Just look at him...how could she not want him? She was a hot-blooded woman just like every other girl in the world, and she was entitled to lust after whatever Evil Saiyan Prince Intent On Destroying the Planet she pleased...

B/V One-Shot, Three Years. After Bulma drunkenly propositions Vegeta and is turned down, she is determined to seduce him and make him feel the way she did when she was rejected. But will she be able to stop herself when she finally succeeds?

Only an angel's soul mate can see their wings. Dean has always been able to see Castiel's wings but he thought everyone else could, too. When he finds out they can't, he asks Cas about it. (Destiel. Soulmate AU [of sorts]. Wing!Kink. Rated M; mature content and language.) Complete.

Oneshot collection - newest: "I feel like I got hit by a car… Wait I did? And it was your car?" Prompt fill from Tumblr.

In which Malfoy smells like Vanilla and bites his lower lip and Harry just don't know what hit him…

A decorated officer of the court, with a police record as immaculate as his badge, Naruto Uzumaki was certain he could take on anything. Even if that meant wearing a skirt, procuring a street corner, and going undercover as a prostitute... with his old high school rival as his first client. (Written by CapturedbyNoodles and Kizukatana COMPLETE).

AU. It's those small moments you end up remembering for the rest of your life.

As a vampire, you're supposed to strike fear into the hearts of humans, Sasuke knows this. It's just not that easy when the human refuses to be intimidated. Then again, this isn't just any human, this is Uzumaki Naruto, and he's not interested in playing victim... NarutoxSasuke

It's about time Naruto musters up some courage and asks Sasuke to dance, rivals or not. NarutoxSasuke.

Fighter Pilots AU. Sasuke Uchiha and Naruto Uzumaki are pilots that can't get along. Whether its in the sky or on the ground, it's constant bickering. But can that fighting turn into something else? Birthday fic for Miasen!

Draco Malfoy is not attractive. Not even one bit. Nope. 8th year fic - Shower smut - Denial is not just a river in Egypt.

Naruto is having the worst day in his life. He just got fired from his part time job a week before finals. On his way home, he gets pulled over for speeding. The only upside is... the cop is kinda hot. CorruptCop!Sasuke, BrokeStudent!Naruto (SasuNaru) AU SEQUEL UP ON AO3! (How to Get your License Back)

Dogwalker AU. Soul thinks he can handle walking Oni. He can't.

They're just coworkers. Maybe best friends. Except the entire office thinks they're dating and there's a betting pool on when they're going to get married. But no really, they're just coworkers! (No they aren't).

The cafe was cool and cozy, perfect for such a hot summer, and the staff seemed very polite and helpful. It was perfect for a date. Only, this wasn't a date. She was here for the sex and the person she intended to meet was the prostitute who was going to give it to her. He was a handsome man, and she knew it was going to be one expensive ride for her. AU.

TRADUCCION. by emmagrant01. Si John no era capaz de hacer comer a Sherlock a diario, era poco probable que fuera capaz de ayudarle con esto. Pero "esto" era lo más cerca que estaría Sherlock de pedirle ayuda. John se sentó en la silla y dijo "Muy bien. ¿En qué piensas cuando te masturbas?". *TERMINADO*

or seven times Bruce and Selina proved that a first kiss doesn't need to be the last

So, apparently there's a tradition of a prank war between the faculties of SFIT and poor Tadashi gets the brunt of a misaimed prank. He's so screwed. Both metaphorically and literally.

In which Harry is the biggest Johnlock shipper: Harry Watson is back from rehab and temporarily staying with John and Sherlock. She and John warily begin to rebuild their friendship, and then she makes some observations about her little brother and his flatmate which throw John entirely off balance. John/Sherlock, humor, romance, drama.

Steampunk London, 1895. Soul Eater is Death City's best in the accelocycle races, but when a talented new racer appears on the scene, he can't help but wonder if there's more to him than meets the eye. Written for ResBang 2014. Cover art by internetfeet

For Resbang 2014. "Best friends help each other however they can, right?" – In which Maka Albarn initiates a friends-with-benefits arrangement with close friend, Soul Evans, and through a series of sexual mishaps, realizes they may not be so different in their wants after all.

Working in a library with someone that consistently gets on your nerves can be hard, especially when all you want to do is yell at that certain someone, but can't. Shhh... you're in the library now, babe. Yaoi, SasuNaru. No angst, just lots of fun and smut to be had.

Hooking up with a stranger at her childhood friend's wedding hadn't been Maka's plan, nor had she planned on being so hung up on him after that night. It had been just sex after all, even if he had been endearingly awkward and cute and had flirted with her via pastries. Maybe she should have at least asked for his last name as well. Written for Resbang 2014!

Por culpa de una apuesta, ahora Sasuke tiene que recibir el terrible castigo de Naruto. /LEMON /NARUSASU/PWP

It's been years, they've grown and married, yet one thing remains the same. Gray was always in love with the Fire Dragon Slayer, yet could never say the words. Now, they have the chance to push aside 12 years of regrets and, for one night, make all their fantasies come true. What are the consequences of choosing the Dragon Slayer over the wife waiting for him at home?

When young, inexperienced warrior, Soul Evans, regains consciousness after a near-death experience, he is greeted by an interesting sight of a mysterious, young female child with alluring jade eyes aiding him. Full summary on the prologue! Read the comic by Tri-chan/Eisschirmchen on waldgeistcomic[dot]tumblr[dot]com! R&R please!

Another tumblr prompted one-shot. Raven and Beast Boy get a very rude awakening. M for mentions of sex.

A love more instant than Naruto's ramen! Forced by his brother to attend a speed dating event, Sasuke picks up the last person he expected... SasuNaru.

He was their school's cliche, stereotypically popular jerk. She was their school's ignored, socially awkward nerd. What havoc ensues to these two high schoolers with completely contrasting personalities when they switch bodies? AU; - SxM

Draco wants what Draco wants. And if he has to snuggle up to Harry to get it, well, surely, Draco can handle that. Problem is, not sure Harry can.

Beast Boy's morning wake up call to Raven drives her a wee bit crazy. NSFW. May turn into a mature drabble dump.

When Raven gets teased by Beast Boy at the beach, she responds with a little teasing of her own. If only she knew that this little battle was going to turn into a full-fledged war.

Naruto had been a straight-laced guy all through high school, and what had it gotten him? Rejected by his best friend for a series of one-night-stands. He was SO done with that. (some OOC: darker Naruto, sexual Sasuke), boyxboy, SasuNaru, college AU, adult content removed per FF's ToS. Full version on AO3.

When Miss Maka Albarn moves to the western town of New Bly, there is nothing and no one to hold her there. Not even a local weapons manufacturer. But change comes even to the least aware, and nothing can be the same after a year in New Bly. North & South SoMa fic. Gift!fic for ocha-no-deathscythe. Happy holidays, darling! Four parts. Cover by the glorious eisschirmchen.

Maka Albarn is a hardworking girl from Death City, Nevada, living out her dream to work in the Big Apple. But when she keeps bumping into struggling musician and notorious slacker/womanizer Soul Evans, her life turns upside down. AU.

Maka is a strong willed girl who is desperate to move out of her house with her father. After a crazy coincidence she finds herself with a job and a new home, but her new life is more wild than she expected. She tries to maintain her normal high school life, but the new boy proves to be more of disturbance than she thought. SoulxMaka. I do not own soul eater! reviews appreciated:)!

"Wow, you really are an animal," said she. Chuckling slyly, Beast Boy purred, "Oh, you have no idea." - BBRae, BBxRae, Beast boy x Raven, LEMON CONTAINED! Is Beast Boy able to show Raven the animal he truly is? Oneshot.

Natsu destroys the Girls dormitories in the Fairy Tail Apartments where the whole guild lives, all the girls have to share a room with a guy that Mira picks for them! When Gajeel and Levy are in close quarters, what will happen! Gihee (Also NaLu, Gruvia, and Jerza references) ***ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY CHAPTER UPDATED***

Sometimes we miss the things that are right in front of our eyes. One night, in the small hours of the morning, Tony finds himself having to comfort a sad and lonely Steve, with nothing but whiskey to help him. Neither of them could have predicted the aftermath. Light romance turned plot-heavy epic; w/ fluff, laughs, angst, & smut. Cover by Amanda, -andrews . tumblr . com!

"What does it mean, in a strictly hypothetical sense, when a girl gives a guy her underwear?"

The upheveal of winter to spring led by the forest spirit, Maka. A very stressed Soul. One-shot, SoMa Waldgeist AU ( a gift for Eisshirmchen! )

Carnal Desire was a place unlike any other. Part dance club, part bar and part a place to fulfil your darkest desires. Naruto is more than a little excited to finally visit the club, and in the middle of a writhing dance floor he locks eyes with a dark-haired man, and he finds himself completely captivated. SasuNaru, yaoi. Beware the man sex!

Maka is known as the school geek, who puts her hair up in pigtails and wears ugly black glasses no one would be caught dead with. What everyone doesn t know is that she ditches the nerd get up after school and works as a singer at Death Jamz. Soul Eater is known as Mr. popular through out school, What happens when mr.popular finds out about her secret?

Tension's been rising in the Albarn-Eater household and that tension's gotta be let out somehow. Rated M for a reason, basically PWP.

Dragon AU. She's come to trust her dragon above all else. He was keeper of her secrets, her sorrows, her happiness. But it would be a lie if she said she had been prepared for the height of her twenty first winter, or the events that ultimately made them a legend among legends.

It started with a competition of dirty dancing, but this "fight" between Natsu and Gray is quickly escalating out of control. It's a sensual tango between fire and ice. Contains dancing so hot it should be illegal, pillow fights that lead to naughty nights, closet kinks, and adorable perviness!

Okay, so maybe she overreacted a little but about having to be his partner, but she needed a good grade! And if cooperating with her ex, Soul Eater, on this project would get her an A in language class, you better bet she'd do it! But she was NOT going to enjoy it. Review, follow, or favourite and I'll give you a SHOUT-OUT! :DD (Lemon in later chapters!)

AU. A visual kei band, The Dragon Slayers, "accidentally" steal lyrics written by Levy, and the song becomes a hit, "Peach of My Eye." Now Levy has to confront the famous musicians. She gets far more than she bartered for when the guitarist Gajeel sets his sights on her and wants her as their lyricist, and Sting seems attracted to her best friend Lucy. All lyrics by Rhov.

I present a never ending collection of drabbles, oneshots, and plot bunnies—all revolving around our favorite soul eater couple: Soul and Maka. Every story ranges from super lemony to mild lemon/lime. Always complete.

Soul wasn't quite sure how everything ended up so horribly. He had truly thought that after that embarrassing encounter with Maka, things couldn't get any weirder. He was mistaken…how the hell did he end up getting educated about sex by a cat?

A compilation of the prompts for SoMa NSFW Week 2013.

Gray and Natsu sit together on an isolated beach. Gray keeps licking an ice cream cone...a rather melty and messy ice cream...which fires up the Dragon Slayer in a whole new way!

"Everybody likes my games soldier." She smirked and downed her shot after him, pink tongue coming to trace her lips once again. "Don't be a wet blanket." 1920s AU. Written for Soma NSFW week Prompt: Tie. Rated M for smut.

Natsu thinks he has some solid logic on the problem of wearing panties. Too bad Lucy doesn't agree, and she's willing to show him why underwear is better than nothing. Rated T for ecchi stuff.

Maka wants to make an impression. Apparently, she already has.

" His bloody irises flash when they met hers, and the all canine grin that follows tells her that he knew exactly what his attire is doing. He did this on purpose." Sequel to Headband, and more shameless, shameless Smut. An 'I'm sorry' present for Odat!

"Maka's face had gone nearly the same color as his eyes, and for a second, he was worried he might have broken her"

BALLET AU. He wants to capture her music and put it in a box all for himself.

There are some legends that are so true the hero himself still lives. After buying a strange man from the North to save his life, Maka begins to unravel certain mysteries surrounding the legend of Dusha Yedok. Fantasy Medieval AU. SoMa. M for future content.

Natsu waits in Lucy's bedroom to greet her after being gone a long time. When the rising sun shines on her golden hair, he can't wait for her to wake up on her own. He wants to see her smile once more. NaLu fluffy drabble.

When Natsu gets sick, Lucy goes to his house to take care of him. While cleaning his messy home, she happens to see whose picture the dragon slayer keeps by his bed... with mysterious lip-like smudge marks on the glass!

Lucy and Natsu are forced to share a hotel room. Sleeping with a guy gets Lucy curious, especially when it seems like Natsu is having a VERY good dream.

Zumba not only leads to firmer butts and well-worked cores, but also a hunky new teach (that she knows?) with a new work out regimen. But how is Maka supposed to know it was her fluttering heart doing all of the exercising? Dear lord, this was probably payback for sneaking in that glazed doughnut before lunch. Zumba AU, if you couldn't tell.

Her dress is too tight, her heels are too high. And tonight's her first time drinking. — Soul/Maka

After graduation and an interesting offer from Wes, Soul and Maka have some decisions to make. Good thing they already have a method for sharing important information.

A little extra epilogue for A Soul Eater in a Pine Tree. Lemony. Probably won't make sense if you haven't read the aforementioned. SoulMaka, SoulLife

Soul's got a wire-rimmed secret he's been keeping. Maka's going to find out what it is even if it turns her into a neurotic mess. Eventual smut and guaranteed stupidity!

OFFICE AU. Soul bought her this stapler. He said it reminded him of her, that prick.

"It's a hand I know well, a touch I've felt numerous times, yet tonight, under the stars and a crescent moon, his hand feels so huge, protective, and possessive." NaLu cute fluff.

They had not signed up for this. If they had known that her mother and his father wanted to get married, Soul and Maka wouldn't have kept their own relationship a secret. Now they were stuck in the same house, their parents having no clue about them. As step-siblings. Just Great.

After mission's Soul sometimes has a bit of... excess energy. Part of Maka's job as a meister is to make sure her weapon is at peak condition. After all it's still technically part of her mission. Right? Crack SoMa. Lemon.

Roommates, Part three. "It's simple. All you have to do in order to save his life, is play a little game. All you have to do is Follow The Leader." SasuNaru

MERMAID AU. Falling hard for the mermaid he was supposed to hunt was not part of the plan but, then again, he was never one for plans anyway.

"My life was perfectly fine until Kyuubi decided I'm gay, in love with Sasuke, and started to play cupid in a freaky way! Who told that crazy demon to mess with my life? And what do Itachi and Akatsuki have to do with all of this?" Lemons. AU.

Once Steve thought Howard Stark was the "living end". Now he's been thrown into a future where the only person he can trust completely is Howard's son, Tony. Tony's everything his father wasn't, maybe everything Steve needs. SLASH, Daddy issues, unresolved feelings, past Steve/Howard, Nat/Pep, rewrite Ironman 2 w/ Steve, pre-Avengers. Slow bloom love story, lemon. Ever Fallen Ver

Sharing a bed with her partner had long ago ceased to be an issue for Maka, but it was an entirely different matter when erections were involved, erections that were pressed against her butt. Just what she needed on top of a mission they seemed to be doomed to fail spectacularly.

When it came down to it, he was filthy. Grease and motor oil were things she would definitely categorize under "filthy". So why was it that she found him smeared with those substances so incredibly desiring? AU!

In which Maka is a university student trying her hand at art but can't get over all the nudity and high school friend Soul Evans is trying to help. AU!

A series of one-shots in which Maka is a violinist and Soul is a pianist who can't stand people with her particular talent. But there's something about this violinist that Soul just clicks with, something that connect the two more than Soul ever imagined was possible. SoulXMaka with hints of BlackStarXTsubaki and KidXLiz.

AU. Because despite all the women who offered themselves to him, he kept HER company that entire break.

Maka, youngest Captain the Navy has ever seen, hates Pirates. Its her job to keep peace on the seas, to put swashbuckling villains behind bars. What happens when the most infamous & hated pirate of all destroys her ship & captures her & her crew? AU! MXS

"Of course that playing Truth or Dare mixed up with Seven Minutes in Heaven would be ok! Even with the vodka, the discussions, the tinny closet, the confessions, the weird feelings and all! Why in the world it wouldn't be totally ok?" SasuNaru – Lemon

My holiday gift for the naughty fans out there. Santa Rhov is coming to town! "She sees you when you're sleeping, she knows when you're awake, she knows none of you have been good, so read this for goodness sake!"

Naruto is alone in his apartment when he realizes that he can hear the man upstairs singing through the pipes in the bathroom. Is it possible to start a relationship based on how much you like someone's voice? SasuNaru, AU, TWO-SHOT, Naru & Sasu POVs

Fairy Tail has a normal day, with an abnormal twist. Implied NatxLuc and GreyxJuv. GxL LEMON! Don't like, don't read, full of fluff and smut. Changed Name from Fairy Tails to A Fairy Tail XD on the Tail part!

For the sweet nothings and heartfelt words that others forget. Soul/Maka. oneshot!Collection.

An overused premise. Soul tries to keep his cool but Maka makes things really difficult. M for language and combustible lemons. SoMa. Implied TsuStar.

"We can't just do this because you think it might somehow improve our soul bond. You have to... want it." He fisted his hand, staring at the dusty floor. "You have to trust me."

Soul and Maka both prove to be sinners in their own right.

Sasuke and Naruto take text sex to a whole new level. NaruSasu drabble

Sequel to Piercings. When you lose your lover, all else fades from existence. A tattooed promise is the one thing that Sasuke can hold onto when he thinks that a fire has taken Naruto's life. Lemon, yaoi, slight OOCness.

After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le

Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"

It started out as a dare, so why the hell was Naruto pressed up against a bathroom wall with a sexy body piercer kneeling between his legs? SasuNaru One Shot

The long awaited :my bad: Roommates sequel. Sasuke wakes up, but something isn't quite right with him. And what does this new organization in town want with Naruto? SasuNaru

Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru

Sasuke decides that alcohol is the next best thing to ignoring his issues...and most definately NOT just Naruto...but Naruto follows him home anyway. NaruSasu kindaPWP. Hey! Rated RNC17 cuz it's definately not tame.

A freak snowstorm, a delayed flight, and one moron for a stalker. It can only mean one thing: Destiny. NaruSasu AU.