HELLO FANFIC WORLD!!

MY NAME IS... WELL I KNOW SUNMOONEARTHSKYDARKANDLIGHT IS A REALLY BIG NAME SO YOU CAN CALL ME YUUKI-HIME-SAMA, OR IF YOU DONT LIKE HIME-SAMA YOU CAN CALL ME YUUKI-CHAN.

MY NAME IS THE ONLY THING I NEED TO KNOW AND YOU CAN NEVER FIND OUT ANY THING ELSE!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!

JK!!

MY HOBBIES ARE:

WATCHING ANIME, READING MANGA, DRAWING, SLEEPING, SINGING, DANCING, READING, AND WRITING(DUH WHY ELSE AM I HEAR), AND A LOT OF OTHER THINGS!

MY FAV. ANIME COUPLES (DONT GET ME STARTED CAUSE I'VE GOT A LOT OF ANIME):

NARUTO

NARUTO AND HINATA (BEST COUPLE EVER NOTHING CAN TOP THIS COUPLE)

SASUKE AND SAKURA (CANT GET ENOUGH OF THIS COUPLE)

SAI AND INO (THERE A PERFECT COUPLE B/C HES A BASTERED AND SHES A BITCH JK I LOVE THIS COUPLE) PLZ INO AND SAI LOVERS DON'T GET MAD ITS JUST A JOKE CAUSE I LOVE EVERY CHARACTER FROM NARUTO (AND YES KARIN TOO)

NEJI AND TENTEN (OMG!! LOVE THIS COUPLE AND I'VE READ A LOT OF NEJIXTEN FF AND THEY ROCK)

SHIKAMARU AND TEMARI (THEY ARE SUCH A FUNNY COUPLE BECAUSE HE'S LAZY AND SHE GETS MAD EASILY TEHE)

SUIGETSU AND KARIN (THIS ONE IS ALSO FUNNY BECAUSE KARIN THINKS SUIGETSU IS ANNOYING AND HE ANNOYS HER)

ASUMA AND KURENAI (ONE OF THE MOST TRAGIC COUPLES IN THE NARUTO WORLD. ASUMA-SENSEI T-T)

PAIN (YAHIKO) AND KONAN (THE DAGGER AND BUTTERFLY)

DAN AND TSUNADE (THE MOST TRAGIC COUPLE. I LOVE HOW THE BEST COUPLES ALWAYS END UP IN TRAGEDY. ROMEO AND JULIET, BONNY AND CLIDE ETC. )

BLEACH

ICHIGO AND RUKIA (THE STRAWBERRY AND THE SHINIGAMI)

URYU AND ORIHIME (AWW THE WHITE KNIGHT PROTECTING HIS PRINCESS)

RANGIKU AND GIN (I FEEL REALLY BAD FOR GIN)

TOSHIRO AND MOMO (M: OI, KID HURRY UP T :I AM NOT A KID I AM YOU CAPTAIN)

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
whisper, "Pick me! Pick me!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed, or if you plan on doing any of those things!!!

An Ode To My Mom

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"