Heyyo awesome users of fanfic~~ Dis, is my awesome profile ^^

Not tellin ya my name, but just call me ShhayyJeei~

Not tellin ya my age either, but like I say; it's not about how old, it's about how young... ;)

Well, I'm the kinda girl who can do things immediately -if i want to-, but can take forever if I'm a) distracted b) not interested or c) plain lazy~ Haha, I am who I am so if ya can't deal with it? -shrugs-

XD

Btw, so far I've got 2 stories ^^ So check out Things To Remember and Hers, My and Our First Kiss!
Hers, My and Our First Kiss was quite random on my part but I absolutely love it ^^ Actually it was first on a memo on my phone ^^ (Heck, all my stories are there! To the point I have no space o.o)

What I LOVEEEEE

BOOKS

~ Harry Potter -duh!!-
Pairings: James&Lily Hermione&Ron ] LOL Depends
Hermione&Draco ] on the fic~
Remus&Tonks ^^

~ The Gallagher Girls Series (eeeek!! Hurry up 5th book!!!!! @~@)

~ Bleeding Violet & Slice of Cherry

~ Percy Jackson Series

~ Okok, i know there's sooo many more but hey, my memory's not perfect ;)

SHOWS

~ Glee

~ Doctor Who (OMGOMGOMG YESSSSS!!! XD)

~ My Binondo Girl

~ House of Anubis

~ 10 Things I Hate About You (cancelled T~T)

ANY OTHER RANDOM STUFF~

~ A VERY POTTER SEQUEL!! (surprisingly, I haven't even watched the Musical 3

~ Singing out loud at home (doesn't matter if the whole family's there!!! ^^)

~ The Marauders Era ^^

~ Christmas (even though it doesnt snow here... d:

~ Laughing over random things that happnd long ago o

~ FANFICTION (an obssession, really..)

~ Whoever's reading dis cuz honestly, YOU. ARE. AWEsome and I am in AWE. -LOL lame...

98 of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. If you're one of the 2 that would be laughing your ass off, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about, copy this into your profile

If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon

I'm not as dumb as you look.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again.

'Define normal.'

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"

When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people seem bright until you hear them speak.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you do this, copy this and put it on your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on, copy and paste this to your profile

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand oranges

If life gives you lemons, throw them back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!

If life gives you lemons, throw them at someone

If life gives you lemons, make beef stew

When life gives you lemons, say "What else have you got?" you might get something else

When life gives you lemons, make Shirley temples, and make everyone else wonder how

When life gives Edward lemons, he throws them AT MIKE

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people’s eyes

When life gives you lemons, just read my profile. There are a bunch of options on what to do next

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Harry Potter oath

I promise to remember Tonks

Each time I knock something down.

And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley

Whenever I'm out of town.

I promise not to obey traffic laws

For Sirius's sake of course.

And I promise to remember Lupin

When my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Arthur

Whenever I am at St Mungo's Room.

And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins

Every time fireworks boom.

I promise to remember Lily

When I see someone that holds pure beauty.

And I promise to remember Dobby

Whenever a pair of socks spots me.

I promise to remember Teddy

When I see someone with turquoise hair.

And I promise to remember Molly

When someone tells me they care.

I promise to remember Ginny

Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled.

And I promise to remember the death eaters

When someone speaks of dominating the world.

Yes I promise to love Harry Potter

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the wizards know.

ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS
THE GUN ON HIMSELF. HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE
LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY. HER FIRST DAY TO SUNDAY SCHOOL SHE WALKS INTO THE BUILDING AND
SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS.

THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get
off the cross?

THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did.

THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did when mommy
and daddy fought he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything was gonna be alright...

66 of u won't repost this. BUT REMEMBER THE BIBLE SAID, ''DENY JESUS IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS
AND I WILL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER."Repost this IF YOUR NOT ASHAMED. Let God's love spread.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

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If a parent/guardian asks you, "What did you learn at school today?" answer, "I learned how to survive it."

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

She's my best friend. Break her heart and I'll break your face.

(Say to a boy:) Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.

Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!

Don't count the days, make the days count.

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled... Now if only I can figure out where I am..

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Stressed is Desserts backwards :)

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away...plus, you have their shoes!

Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, that's why we call it the present!

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? (Yep!)

I am in shape...round is a shape.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and be quiet.

I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore, I'm perfect!

Our health teacher told us that "1 out of 3 people who start smoking will eventually die." The other two apparently became immortal.

I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!

People keeps complaining I don't listen to them...or something like that.

Intelligence has limits, stupidity doesn't.

Smile...it confuses people!

Ifyoucanreadthisthenyouarewaytoosmartforyourowngood.

A balanced diet is a piece of chocolate in each hand

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Did you know 8 out of 3 people don't get fractions?

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.