Swwigy
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Joined 10-01-02, id: 275657
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My last info was unorganized, so here I have made info that will explain me to you in more organized sense, but only what I want you too know...

Name: Swwigy, not really but I like it
Age: 17
Background: probally Hell, but ill tell you, Hungarian German, and mainly scandinavian. But in the end I am American, a fricken lazzzzy ass American.
Height: 6'0
Weight:135-145 (usless info again)
Air Speed Velocity: 5000 MPH (info that doesnt make sense)
DNA base: Uranium, Silicon based on wednesdays... (dont dial those numbers)

Short summery(spelling? brain dead...)anyhow, many call me insane, many call me evil, and many call me pure darkness, and one calls me the Anti-Christ, and funny yet ive been called intimidationg, mysterious, thoughtfull, deep, and occasionally sweet and kind. once I was called *gulp* goooood... but i think that was once, maybe twice... but my life is interesting, very screwed up. im fricken writing this a 3 A.M... yes i might just be tired, but when your dead... i mean undead, you dont get tired, hahahahahahahAHAHAHAHahahaha ha ha.
not a vampire though...even though i like the taste of blood and ripped open tissue, yum *licks lips*. anyhow despite my "issues" number 60 is coming out soon hehe... its a joke, get it? any how, you probally didn't get that. I am the creator of swigonia, the ancient roman influence civilization ruled by emperor xanderus... my alter ego like swwigy, ja! german is a cool language, makes you sound mean and evil, kinda like a nazi, but not so racist... by the way im a socialist posing as a communist nazi (commi-nazi, technically, it couldnt work because they both at opposite sides of the political spectrum! but it sounds cool and funny to see peoples responses)but really i strongly believe in socialism or perhaps a more controled capitalism. I also like communism... craaaazzzaaaay! and also you will find... I am very radical and liberal, and hate gearge bush so much, he is a dumbass. We all know that electile dysfunctional state florida... anyhow florida people are good people cause we know they are Left-Wingers. by the way I hate eminem, hes to damn stupid for me to handel, if someone shot him i think i might kill myself to avoid the crys and tears of his fans, no offense but seriously!! well there is a short summery(spelling) about me and there is more to come!

Interest: Science, mainly physical, writing, reading, philosophy, history, classical civilizations, medieval era, math, N/A (if i must choose algebra), studying the ways of humans, learning as much as I can in my lifetime, trying to get out of the dark even if I remain there forever...

More interest: being evil, summoning third persons, summoning undead, confusing the crap out of people, being chain to random peoples legs and thrown off a cliff (ask Alma about this one, and many other people but she is the first one to face my leg chaining cliff falling action, batterys not included) making contact with aliens... trying to figure out why trees fall in the woods but if no one is arounf do they really make a noise (squirril say yes) playing with rodents, playing with dogs, playing with cat, playing with reptiles, playing with the BASS in the fish tank at school (that eat the mice I give it!!!)

Things that scare me: not knowing, tiny fairys, and Redlady (sometimes)

Things that I scare: everything that walks and talks, trust me, I can disturb you mind before a penny hits the floor!!

Quick story: wel one day I saw a guy, he was happy so I slapped him silly then he was like silly happy slapped!

~intermission~
(music plays)

Video games: d2 wc3 halflife zelda Government dude(this one only exist in my head, dont tell the CIA on me!!)

friends, many of them I will start a list when they tell me too... which will be never!!!

WC3 quotes(as accurate as possible...)
my favorite color is blue, no yellow!!!!!!!!!!!

cross over my children, cross over!!!

for end of the world spell, press CRTL ALT DELETE

i said a bow string, not a G... whatever

im not that kind of orc!

well you know a little bit about me, probally only the humorous syco insane side... go ahead and Instant Msg me, i dare you to!!
Remember "no man is a wading pool, no man is so shallow, everyone of us are each oceans in general, deep and flowing like the time that carries us"

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Diablo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/11/2002 - Published: 10/6/2002