Before you get into the funny, you should know that i love to write about pokemon and braixen/delphox are my favorite characters so i will usually write about them. Also, I love to write about how characters can get sucked into a game world, I may use that plot ALOT. Now you may continue into the funny.

Hi, My name? Classified. What I do for a living? Also classified. However I do have a particular set of skills, skills I've gained over the course of my life, skills that can make me a nightmare. I'm not saying that to sound cool, if you met me in real life, you'd have to past my test of annoyance, if you succeeded, then you could be my friend, I wouldn't pursue, nor would I know where you live, because I don't ask about that stuff and even if you did tell me, I'd probably forget. However if you failed my test, and we were in the same school, I would hunt you down, I would find you, and I would annoy you. But if you had a Ps4 or an Xbox one, I would offer to play with you if you had the games that I had such as the halo 3, halo reach, halo 5, skate 3, fable 3, left for dead 2, or castle crashers on the Xbox one. Or if you had bloodborne, dark souls remastered, brawlhalla, or dark souls 2 SOTFS on the PS4.

Now i am finished. Goodbye.