Blue and Brown Don't Match - Labyrinth fanfiction. Active and growing.

That Goddamned Grease Monkey - Harry Potter fanfiction. New.

Dear readers,

Please don't read my stories if you have a problem with: homosexual love triangles (though I can't guarantee they'll appear anywhere), original characters, waiting a while for updating (I AM BUSY. I CANNOT WRITE EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY HOUR, 'KAY!), or Severus Snape.

Love mingled with gratitude,

MarySuethor

PS: My name isn't really Mary. Nor do I write Mary Sues.

PPS: I'm willing to get out of your pants now.

7/22/06:All righty, I'm very pleased to be getting reviews on That Goddamned Grease Monkey. Thanks so much! I have been adding to it and all, (have enough for at least another 3 chapters) but it's all typed up on my own computer. Currentlythe comp in questionis all fscked up, so I'm forced to browse the intarwebz on my sibling's computer. If you can wait a bit for me to get my own piece of crap 'puter working, I'll make it worth your while.

Thanks, and good night. :D