LadyJHatakehide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter. do you ever read something you wrote when you were younger and just want to shoot yourself bc yeah same Magic isn't Real Don't expect anything great from this story. I literally just think as I write. I didn't have a plan when i started this, only a vague idea of what I wanted. This is also means that updates would take looong. I do hope that the story is not too complicated yet and I hope you guys like the story. |
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .
Cat'O'Nine Tails by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 156,972 - Reviews: 2822 - Favs: 2,319 - Follows: 2,287 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
The Barista by Anbu-chan reviews
Barista: bəˈrēstə,bəˈrɪstə/ (n.) a person whose job involves preparing and serving different types of coffee. Sakura couldn't decide what she liked more, the coffee or her eccentric customers. AU; MultiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,332 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 9/27/2015 - Sakura H., Akatsuki, Team Seven
Operation: Hyuuga Towel Jack by burrblefish reviews
Honestly, one of these days, Ino'd probably wake up bald at this rate. Because y'know, it's really not cool sending your best friend out on dares that could end with her getting fucked over—literally. :: NejiSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,674 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Things you just don't talk about by Enodia reviews
""Do you enjoy sex?" Shikamaru asked bluntly. I just can't believe I'm talking about this, and with Shikamaru, of all people, Sakura thought." Sakura is in for a surprise. Or, rather, a series of surprises. Shikasaku. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 119,330 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 2,937 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Shoulder Angel by Lethal Temptress reviews
Sakura likes to sit atop large men and be their little shoulder angel. Three-shot. SakuraxKisame, SakuraXIbiki, SakuraXKakuzu. Rated M for language and citrus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/14/2018 - Published: 1/23/2017 - Sakura H., Ibiki M., Kisame H., Kakuzu
The Chosen One by Doujin-Maker reviews
Time is a dimension in which events can be ordered from the past through the present into the future. Everything will change succeeding their fated encounter. Three questions, one person and her - The Chosen One. (Time-Travel, ItaSaku, Alternative Universe)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 110,878 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 6/23/2018 - Published: 4/13/2014 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] Kaguya Ō.
Those in Between by DarqueDeath4444 reviews
Sakura, a survived experiment, has skin that releases poison. To hide her from ROOT, she is taken in by Jiraiya and now acts as messenger for him and his spies. On a mission to find Tsunade Sakura meets Sasuke-the brother of a particular spy who pets her hair and buys her dango. Born to obey, she must take initiative for the first time in her life to save the people she cares for.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,131 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 3/17/2018 - Published: 12/31/2016 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U.
Touken Revolution 刀剣 -革命 by VesperChan reviews
Sakura, a sword smith, is nearly killed for what she really is: a sage, one who can animate weapons into warriors and give bodies to the souls she hears inside swords. Now a refugee in the land of Kiri she's building an army because it's her only hope for survival and maybe even happiness. SakuraKiri Sakura centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 72,618 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 1/20/2018 - Published: 12/9/2017 - Sakura H., Zabuza M., Kisame H. - Complete
Misunderstandings and marriage proposals by xXSakura-Hime-SamaXx reviews
"Marry me." He was a sweet kid, a little weird, but sweet all the same. But couldn't he go play ninja instead of proposing to random women he'd only met a few weeks ago? What were his parents teaching him anyway? "Yagura-kun-" "Marry me." (Oneshot turned multichapter as of 17/12/17)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,239 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 12/17/2017 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Sakura H., Yagura
Vessel by RiikiTikiTavi reviews
The Akatsuki need a vessel for the next jinchuuriki. Sakura isn't going to cooperate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,183 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/26/2017 - Published: 6/13/2017 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Baby Girl by GuardianOfTheThunder reviews
When the only female of Team 7 slowly transforms into a baby, what would the team do? [Taking place several years after the Fourth Shinobi War and before Kakashi was appointed as the new Hokage.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,651 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 9/22/2017 - Published: 9/12/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Elite Guard by SiriusBalisticPretzels reviews
Harry really wasn't quite sure what to think of Dumbledore's new security measures. He got the general idea but he didn't really see the added benefit this supposed elite guard offered. They were all rather...strange. One-shot turned drabble series. Slightly implied SasuSaku. ANBU!team7
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,880 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 6/2/2017 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Harry P., Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Not a Hero by Zyura Kailaidrianina reviews
After the war, people celebrate their victory over Kaguya, the White Zetsu army, and the breaking of the Infinite Tsukiyomi. But not Sakura. Sakura had a job to do. For Naruto, Kakashi and Sasuke were the heroes, not her. Set after Fourth Great Shinobi War.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/19/2017 - Sakura H. - Complete
The One Where Sakura Gets Some Roommates by Natarie reviews
In retrospect this was probably the moment Sakura should have said no, packed up all of her stuff, and fled into the night bound for the warm embrace of a soulless, money-sucking hotel rather than continue seriously considering signing the lease and moving in with these weirdoes. Modern day AU Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,648 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 61 - Published: 4/17/2017 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Deidara, Kisame H. - Complete
Not a Replacement by Ione-Sama reviews
"He's not a replacement." SaixSaku. This is my first time with this couple as I don't think they get enough love! Now a multi chap fic-you're welcome! Rating T-M for later chapters. Review and let me know what you think! NOW COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,092 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/13/2017 - Published: 3/2/2017 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Zombieland by FoamBanana reviews
In zombieland the only thing that matters is to be rational. When Sakura grows overly attached to a group of survivors she throws all of her little rules out the window. How will her throwing away everything she knew effect her chance of survival? And much more important. The groups survival. R&R, AU! SasuSaku! Angst, Tragedy, Mystery, Humor and drama also involved.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,695 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/21/2017 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Convergence by loveschocolatefrogs reviews
Sakura wakes up to find herself in a strange land full of strange people. With nowhere to go, she accepts refuge from a man named Albus Dumbledore and resides in the castle he leads. Quickly integrated with everyday life there, Sakura soon picks up on the unease that seems to loom over everyone like a shadow, and plagued one Harry Potter in particular. Post 647; set during HBP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,289 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 3/11/2017 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Harry P., Sakura H.
Cooties by KuriQuinn reviews
As the years inch by, the competition between them becomes more and more apparent. It's entirely good-natured on Sakura's side, but the same can definitely not be said for Sasuke. He is as intense in his dislike of her as he is in his love for his brother and parents.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,474 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 82 - Published: 2/23/2017 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Suggestion by KuriQuinn reviews
To be honest, he doesn't even realise that's what they are until the flimsy scraps of elastic and satin are dangling from his fingers. When he does, his first thoughts are that these should not be here. [Part of the Legacy of Fire series]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,287 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 62 - Published: 2/16/2017 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Walk of Shame by lisaflowers reviews
From KakaSaku week 2016, prompt: walk of shame. Sakura does the walk of shame from Kakashi's apartment, innocently enough.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/7/2017 - [Sakura H., Kakashi H.] Ino Y. - Complete
Hooked by Ruby Silverstone reviews
In which Sakura gets a new job as a bar backer...and Kisame is the owner. One-shot, 50 themes, and the complete product of my conversion to crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/3/2017 - [Sakura H., Kisame H.] - Complete
Baby Steps by Bad Ass Female Fighter reviews
AU: Baby!SasuSaku. Fluff. Pure cuteness. A simple playdate can lead to many things, but it doesn't prepare them for something like this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/14/2016 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Fugaku U., Kizashi H. - Complete
Forearms by cszimm reviews
Kakashi is amused by Sakura's drunken confession: she has a thing for his forearms. A playful story about the things Sakura likes and dislikes about the men in her life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,615 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 9/28/2015 - [Sakura H., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Sasori by Darkpetal16 reviews
It's not all that likely to be reborn in the Narutoverse. And it's definitely not likely to go back time in the Narutoverse after being reborn there. So then why, pray tell, does it still happen? AU / Sequel of Sakura / Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,178 - Reviews: 2573 - Favs: 3,726 - Follows: 3,840 - Updated: 3/1/2016 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Sakura H., Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
Arranged by zunaira ghazal reviews
Arranged marriage in the twenty-first century might have been uncommon, but not unheard of. "You're mommy's special little snowflake, aren't you?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,275 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 1/29/2016 - Published: 8/1/2015 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shift by cszimm reviews
To each their own. Or in Sakura's case, both of them. It's an unexpected and irreversible shift in her relationships with Kakashi and Sasuke, though none of them will regret it. KakaSakuSasu AND KakaSasuSaku. LEMON: PWP, HET AND YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,512 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/21/2016 - [Kakashi H., Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Sick by Hidan'sLoyalGirl reviews
Sakura thought that with her healing abilities she could save anyone. Without realizing it though, she forgot to heal herself, and in the end was to late. Sakura's death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,051 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/18/2016 - Sakura H., Team Seven - Complete
Clarity by Innocentenough reviews
What she was smelling wasn't something you could buy from a shop, it was a raw masculine smell that drew out the animalistic side of her; the side that was usually only brought out when her adrenaline was pulsing in the midst of a fight. It was the smell of him. NejixSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,777 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace reviews
One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,111 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 2,271 - Follows: 1,371 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 7/9/2006 - [Kisame H., Sakura H.] - Complete
Sasuke's Diary by TheTsuchikage reviews
Sakura gives Sasuke a diary because she wants to help him. Peer into the mind of the Uchiha prodigy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Call Me by MissHoshigaki reviews
Sakura was regretting pointing out the regular she thought was cute; she should have known Ino wouldn't be able to keep her mouth shut. A little KisaSaku coffee shop au two-shot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/27/2015 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Sakura H., Kisame H. - Complete
Pink Happiness by MizukiYukiko reviews
Contrary to popular belief, Uchiha Fugaku was not against his sons marrying outside of the clan. He was not even against them choosing a bride of civilian background. But did his eldest son have to choose someone with…pink hair? ItachiXSakura, one-shot. AU Non Massacre. 50 shinobi theme 19. applesauce.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 131 - Published: 11/25/2015 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] [Mikoto U., Fugaku U.] - Complete
shut up & dance by jaylene reviews
sakura just wanted to eat in peace, unfortunately the founders won't let her
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 159 - Published: 11/18/2015 - [Tobirama S., Sakura H., Madara U., Hashirama S.] - Complete
Otokage by writer168 reviews
"He chose your fate. You have to take over his job. His village. His place in the world. This is the life you have to live. So, what do you say? Do you accept the position as Orochimaru's successor?" When Kabuto manages to convince Haruno Sakura to become the Shodai Otokage, she finds out that this might be the best decision she's ever made. (Sequel: "Shinobi")
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,616 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,687 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 8/2/2015 - Sakura H., Kabuto Y., Akatsuki - Complete
The Ups and Downs of Naruto Fanfiction by Kaito The Shadow Wrya reviews
The good, the bad, and the 'what-the-hecks' of Naruto fanfiction all in one. [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 9,469 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 10/26/2015 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Do as the Middle-Earthlings Do by It's-Kraggie reviews
When in Middle Earth, do as the Middle-Earthlings do: Sakura finds herself in the midst of Middle Earth, immersed in a war she has no part in, saving a world and people she doesn't know, and why? Because Naruto would be disappointed in her if she ever got back and told him she hadn't...
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,024 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 1,649 - Updated: 10/8/2015 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Frodo B., Aragorn, Sakura H.
slowly learning by moonvalentine32 reviews
Yamato shows his team how to take care of themselves.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/28/2015 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Sai, Yamato - Complete
mangoes and strawberries by ohthelinsanity reviews
Sakura Haruno was elbow deep in Naruto Uzumaki's guts when he asked her to marry him. It was so not the right time. But she still said yes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 75 - Published: 9/27/2015 - [Sakura H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Behind the Scenes by Naturally Random7 reviews
Uzumaki Naruto realized he was in love with Sakura haruno, when they were sixteen years old and she punched their teammate through several trees and a mountain. It was in that one moment when the mountain crumpled from her sheer force and his heart made a spin, that he realized yet another thing-he was so deeply screwed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/26/2015 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Paperwork by Sariasprincy reviews
Sakura didn't like that her lover was always out of bed in the middle of the night. Itachi didn't like how she teased him all the time. ItaSaku. Within the Messages verse. Modern.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,839 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 105 - Published: 8/1/2015 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
The Times He Kissed Her by Pearlynn reviews
Sakura recounts the first times Sasuke kissed her. Rated M for smut, PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,105 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/16/2015 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sakura Hatake by Love Is a Myth reviews
Sakura's parents died during the Kyuubi attack. Kakashi comes across her in the mess of things. She latches on to him. Sakura becomes a Hatake. And Kakashi becomes slightly less lonely. Slightly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,396 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 5/12/2015 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Need a Little Sweetness in My Life by spazzgirl reviews
sometimes it was hard living with someone who's very affectionate
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/2/2015 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Vala of Changing Light by Sakura Taichou reviews
A chance encounter, an unshakable sense of valor, a mission of her own choosing. A new world of possibility is open now, all one has to do is act on it.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,758 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 1/19/2015 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Sakura H.
Encounters by otherwiseme reviews
Tumblr prompt: we both got kicked out of our rooms because our roommates are having sex so now we're standing in the hallway awkwardly AU ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/4/2014 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Ino Y., Kisame H. - Complete
Settling by Kagomaru reviews
With underpopulation becoming an issue in Konoha, the jounin are forced to make a decision that will change the lives of everyone. Sakura's made her decision and Kakashi's still deciding. Epilogue now up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,390 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Fool by TokiyoWind reviews
It was all unintentional; The smiles, the laughs, the moments they shared. They weren't supposed to mean anything, but they did. She wasn't supposed to fall for her former sensei, but she did. And for that, she was a fool.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,974 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
The Perfect Costume Problem by AnimaAmore reviews
All Sakura wanted was a decent costume to wear to Ino's mega-important Halloween Bash. What she never bargained for was the sudden appearance of monsters left, right and centre, all vying for her attention! SakuxMulti, comedy all around! A Halloween story because I can, and I've been writing this story for two years and didn't want to go for three. T for mild language. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,131 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Sakura H., Kimimaro K., Akatsuki, Team Seven - Complete
Living A Lie by 17child-of-the-moon17 reviews
Sakura has a mission: stage her defection from Konoha, attract Akatsuki's attention, and infiltrate the elusive organization. She expected it to be hard, maybe even deadly. She never bargained for this, though. SakuraxAkatsuki Mostly crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,571 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Be My Girl by SmilesLasting reviews
In which Kakashi attempts to woo his favorite student. 100 word drabble anthology.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 4/13/2014 - [Sakura H., Kakashi H.]
Picking Flowers by Bison DayCare reviews
He had been her first real crush, the celebrity she couldn't touch, and her brother's best friend. HaruGou, drabble fic.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/21/2014 - [Haruka N., Gou M.] - Complete
Not so Subtle by PostLifeSyndrome reviews
Naruto's ploys in the final fight are a bit...obvious.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Zetsu, Kaguya Ō. - Complete
Kunai to the head by scranity reviews
When Kakashi lectures the future members of Team 7 on teamwork, it ends... differently.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Team Seven, Sakura H., Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
His Favorite Shirt by teganharuno reviews
Sakura stays at Sasuke's one late, rainy night. Kind of a Crackfic. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Answers by topsy-turvydom reviews
Fill in the blank, enumeration, multiple choice, identification, etc. How do you answer everyday problems? (One-shot)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,063 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/24/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
The First Seventy-Two Hours by LALALALOVEmee reviews
Prequel to The Last Seventy-Two Hours. In her whole lifetime, Sakura has been caught in Itachi's Tsukuyomi twice. This is the first time: Normally, people who experience the wrath of Tsukuyomi are psychologically damaged, but Sakura? When she was released from the illusion, she gave Itachi a big, fat hug. /Short chapters ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,305 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 1/31/2014 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Feline Occupation by TayMor reviews
REPOST FROM TAYSHIORRA!: One-shot. After aiding Team 7 against a strange Iwa nuke-nin, Gaara gets affected by an equally strange jutsu that, for a time, gives him the attention seeking patterns of a house cat. The situation gets even more interesting when he takes a blatant liking to Sakura and refuses to leave her side... Read and review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,354 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Jealousy by UchihaRonnie reviews
One shot. Where Sakura is jealous. And Sasuke is on a date with Karin.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Alexithymia by TheTrueAwesomeness reviews
In which Sasuke tries to tell Sakura how he feels about her. Prequel to Kilig.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Mummy: Naruto Style by ButterflyGirl90 reviews
This is basically a Naruto version to the movie the Mummy. I do not own Naruto, the characters or the movie The Mummy. Sequel is posted!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,874 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pocky Can Lead to the Unexpected by claraowl reviews
One day in Music Room Three, Haruhi sits on a couch and eats pocky. For some reason, the twins find this unbearable, and decide to teach their favorite toy a lesson. Hikaru x Haruhi x Kaoru (A.K.A. HikaHaru, KaoHaru, and HikaHaruKao) The story continues with Haruhi's second Dare... read to find out what occurs.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,699 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Haruhi F., Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Of Zombies and Pokemon by xxredemption-love-and-liesxx reviews
[CRACK], [SasuSaku] - In which Sasuke's in Konoha hospital and listening in on everything going on - including not so innocent moans of his teammate. [post-war(?)]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Sai - Complete
Favorite Color by Mystical Miyuki reviews
No one seemed to understand that just because it was expected to be her favorite color, didn't mean that it actually was. TeamSevenFriendship fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ninja do not Make Good Nursemaids by That One Eccedentesiast reviews
Kakashi has to take care of a twelve-year-old Naruto after he manages to break his leg. It might not be as bad as he expected. Tdbank316's prize for being my fifty-first reviewer on my Naruto fic "The Epic Rescue of Naruto and Sakura by Kakashi and Sasuke (but mostly Kakashi)". COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
What Happens After 8PM by If You Say So.x reviews
It's time for the group's annual drink-fest, and a certain pinkette's love life comes into question. "I think she'd go well with Shino." "I'm backing Kankuro on this one." "I still think it could work out between her and Neji." "I hate all of you." Slight AU. SakuMulti, with various other pairings. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Sakura H. - Complete
roots and ivy by windsilk reviews
I heard you were, uh, "normal," so I guess I thought we could be friends. —Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love Thy Neighbour by kaze suzume reviews
"This belongs to you." She hissed at him, thrusting his older cousin towards him as if he were the guilty owner responsible for the misbehaving puppy that had just peed on her carpet. [oneshot] AU non-mass CRACK [slight ItaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 213 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Anything Could Happen by Elle Blessingway reviews
30 drabbles written in 30 days. Most drabbles take place in a time travel universe where Kakashi is an irritable young teen who thinks eight-year-old Sakura is an annoying pink terrorist. Minato is benevolent and wise. Itachi, Sai, Naruto and Ino also make appearances. Besides the Time Travel Shenanigans, there's also Making Out for The Cause and Ripple Effect tropery. (Tropes!)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 19,037 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
The Great Troll of 662 by PureWaterLily reviews
Let the shipping war recommence! 662 Spoilerific.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H. - Complete
50 Ways to Say, I Love You by Bison DayCare reviews
He was no knight in shining armor, but that's okay, she was no damsel in distress, either. 50 words. 50 sentences. 50 ways to say, "I love you."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/3/2014 - [Gaara, Sakura H.] - Complete
Unnerved by Cynder7777 reviews
Wanting to prove Kiba wrong after calling him a scardey-cat, Naruto invites everyone to go out to the new scary movie. Even though Sakura is terrified of the thought of going to the scary movie, the mention of her crush's possible appearance is enough to convince her. Under a screen lit with terrifying images of monsters, what will happen? AU. SasuSaku. Oneshot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tantrums by miss tobii reviews
Ah, tantrums. We've all had- er…thrown them once or twice in our lifetime, haven't we? Of course we have. Even our dear little Sasuke-kun. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Sakura H., Mikoto U. - Complete
Who's Your Mommy by YuKiyOrA reviews
Somewhere in modernised Konoha, someplace inside Konoha Mall… The Uchiha family is having a day out together. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Stratagem of War by SakuraShortStack reviews
The Fourth Shinobi War comes to an end but Sakura is hurled into a world who's War is just starting. Helping in this War could find her a way home, but in the end will she even want to leave? SakuLego LegoSaku Sakura Legolas [Picture belongs to Anime-Manga-fan345 on Deviantart] COMPLETE (Epilogue will be added later. Final Chapter REDONE)
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,773 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Legolas, Sakura H. - Complete
Phenomena by xUntoldStory reviews
Never before had Sakura come across a medical phenomena such as Kakuzu. Rated for smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Sakura H., Kakuzu - Complete
Euphoric Vulgarity by Tonlor reviews
Naruto and Sakura spend and day of fun filled Naughtiness together. NaruSaku One-Shot. This is an Adult Story so don't read if you don't like Smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,284 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 138 - Published: 10/18/2013 - [Sakura H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Sakura's New Study Partner by reader713 reviews
Sakura has a new study partner. Only problem is that the study partner is male. Sakura's ex-tutor and housemates have a problem with that and decide to get rid of him. Good luck! They're going to need it. One-shot. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Sakura H., Shī, Team Seven - Complete
Bigger by bashfulglowfly reviews
Sakura has to explain to her son why some men are "bigger" than others. KakaSaku. One-Shot. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Fancy Footwork by silverfootsteps reviews
For Sakura, there's always been dreary days of schoolwork and unreliable people. Who knew a clumsy womanizer, an accidental pervert, a soft-hearted glutton, and an incredibly sexy virgin would light her life up like this? A friendship founded on dancing and the strange threat that tied them all together: "Fiji". AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 245,572 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Tree Tops by wickedprince reviews
She threw a tree at him. A TREE.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Making Bacon by Awesome Team Unicorn reviews
Sasuke returns home from a long mission. Hungry, he stumbles into his kitchen. Naked. Post-canon. SasuSaku. Co-authored by Sakura's Unicorn and Unicorn Paige.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Princess by Lady Icicle reviews
Sakura was Team Seven's princess. Most days, she even enjoyed it. But this was just becoming a little bit too much. Action must be taken. Team Seven X Sakura, some Others X Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 132 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Sakura H., Team Seven - Complete
Tsunade's Drunk Conversation with Sakura by XLoveIsComplicatedX reviews
Trying to talk to someone who's drunk more than 5 bottles of sake? Mission impossible. Read on inside and experience the epicness of randomness. XD I do not own Naruto. Rated H for hilariousness
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Tsunade S., Sakura H. - Complete
What The by The Reading Cat reviews
When Sakura walks into her mentor's office, Kakashi has no mask on, she is stunned. Short Story. Slight KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Oh, the Joys of Dentistry! by Kyuuppi reviews
"I want to be a dentist so I can do your mouth." That...was NOT what I meant to say. -because Sasuke just isn't Sasuke if he doesn't win and embarrass himself in the process. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,202 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hands by Kyuubi's Angel of Darkness reviews
"It's definitely those huge boobs!" as Genma would so interestingly put it. Short KakaSaku fluff...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
girl gamer by ohwhatsherface reviews
The members of Team Seven were competitive about everything... EVERYTHING.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 77 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
stop breathing by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team Seven, back when they were still cute. And sane. And not totally failing. Or fainting. 14. "So should we call you Nasuke or Sasuto?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,087 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Oh My by The Reading Cat reviews
Team Seven really want to see Kakashi's face. The moment he shows them, the males wish he hadn't... For Sakura, it's a whole other story. Short story. Slight KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Coming Home by JinnySkeans reviews
Karin doesn't know the way home. Sakura's there to show her. SasuSaku, etc.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,293 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Karin U. - Complete
More Than Anything by JinnySkeans reviews
The Hokage is surprised by a late night visitor. Even more so by his request. SasuSaku drabble
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 66 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sakura? by kokkilamb01 reviews
Tsunade had warned her to be careful with the anti-ageing potion. Oh, what did they do to deserve this?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,106 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Sakura H.
Colors of a Heart by cutecrazyice reviews
They were fifteen when she first realized that the blue in Naruto's eyes were the exact color of the sky when he was happy, and the exact color of the dark ocean when he was grieving. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,473 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 170 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Let's Get Married by luvtoshi reviews
It was supposed to be a simple solution to their immediate problems. But maybe they took more than they can chew?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,760 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,689 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kakashi's Birthday Lemon by WhitenyRose reviews
Lemony lemony lemon. If you cant fathom why Kakashi is getting a lemon for his birthday dont read. Part of ActuallyNevis' challenge. Fun lemonness with a side of lemon. ENJOY!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,950 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Freedom in the Eyes of Another by Oroburos69 reviews
The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 2,707 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Debauchery by LoveShinobi-Angelv reviews
Sakura's a very, very naughty girl. -Warning. EXTREME Sexual Content and some Yaoi. Pure smut-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,744 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
A Hatake Kakashi Mystery by randomteenager reviews
After the failed attempt of finding out what was REALLY under Kakashi's mask, Team Kakashi had another wonder about the silver-haired jounin. Exactly, how OLD is he? With his silver—…or is it gray hair? Team 7 Fic. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,046 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H., Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Full Circle by Lady Momo reviews
Years after his desertion, Haruno Sakura realizes that she and Uchiha Sasuke never did have an ending. But on a stormy, rainy night, as she hangs on the verge of death, she realizes that they never had a beginning either.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,326 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 2,663 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Booboo by Trinnerti reviews
Kids say the darnedest things. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,829 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Red Dawn Guardians by PeinSaku reviews
Who ever knew that protecting some kid with glasses and a lightning bolt scar from Orochimaru and another snake-affiliated freak would be so hard? Throw in the unwanted attention of a certain Uchiha, and you've got yourself a recipe for disaster. [Akatsuki no Sakura. Prequel to "Just Because."]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,538 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 3/8/2009 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] Deidara, Kisame H. - Complete
Operation: FUN by PeinSaku reviews
The man fell like a brick, twitching and groaning in a heap on the ground. Madara frowned, putting away the Nerf gun he'd been holding to his back. "I don't think he's unconscious." Sakura bashed the man upside the head with her frying pan. "Now he is." [AU. Crack!fic. Language Warning. Prequel to "Operation: EDUCATION."]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,395 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 78 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Sakura H., Neji H., Akatsuki - Complete
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 4216 - Favs: 8,669 - Follows: 3,304 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Letters to Sasuke by PeinSaku reviews
"So, here's my plan, Uchiha: You read all of these letters and realize what an idiot you were for leaving the village. You ask to be reinstated, I grant your request, and I kick your scrawny tail for all the trouble you've caused. Everyone lives happily ever after. The end. I expect your answer soon, and I expect it to be satisfactory. OR ELSE." Signed, Tsunade. [Crack!fic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,098 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Guilty by mistressinwaiting reviews
-In which, Sakura is too short…
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U., Team Seven - Complete
18 Things by cutecrazyice reviews
18 things that Uchiha Sasuke will never, ever tell you. SasuSaku, Team Seven
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 117 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The REAL Reason Sasuke Left Konoha by Orange Sherbet reviews
"I think I love you." "Put the Oreo's down, Sasuke. Just put them down."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke's Glare by Crazy Cherries reviews
Sasuke didn't copyright his glare, now he's paying for it. Sakura and Naruto, on the other hand, can't get enough. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
I am an Uchiha by mollycoddle reviews
Itasaku - "Will there be grandchildren on the way?" "Sakura-san and I are working on that."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
the ABCs and 123s of love by rawrchelle reviews
Neji/Sakura. "That's because he is a sexually deprived man—" "Now, now, I need no implications of how active your sex life is." Of ups and downs, and ins and outs. Oh, there are ins and outs, all right.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,713 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Babyfied by Tiger Priestess reviews
Sasuke and Sakura have to babysit, but there's one problem: it's a two year old Naruto and Kakashi...well...he's a perverted five year old. Nothing will be the same for Team 7 again. Eventually SasukeSakura, possible other pairings. T for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,365 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
switching sides by ohwhatsherface reviews
Sakura is done with boys and her teammates... well, they don't quite understand.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 86 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Paranoia by Pleasantries and the Aftermath reviews
In which Sasuke questions the paternity of their child and Sakura must refrain from bashing her head into a wall. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mr Mom by ToxiNeena reviews
"Sasuke-kun, are you nervous about babysitting your own son?" There was no problem. Absolutely no problem. The Uchiha had taken on five Kages', Orochimaru, Uchiha Itachi, and Danzo; a baby was nothing compared to that. Right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,672 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
suck it by ohwhatsherface reviews
In which Sakura takes a stand, Naruto and Sasuke must make their own sandwiches, and fainting like a pansy and being everyone's little tool is mocked. A lot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Curiosity Killed the Cat by PeinSaku reviews
Imagine her surprise when Sakura came to find her clothes missing and a very self-satisfied Uchiha Itachi standing at the only exit of the girls' locker room. [AU. Crack-ish. Language Warning.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,792 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 158 - Published: 2/5/2010 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Baby Talk by onceuponachildhood reviews
Mikoto did always want a daughter... :ItaSaku non-massacre AU, oneshot:
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 71 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cloudwatching by niki-the-polkadot reviews
‘Oi you, yes you with the pineapple for hair,' she yells as he turns to look at her. In which Sakura who has always thought of Shikamaru as her best friend's lazyass boyfriend is forced to rethink after she gets to know him better.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
New Beginnings by nimblnymph reviews
A new year means new beginnings ... even for a Hokage and his assistant.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
the Receipt by Xmarksthespot reviews
She wakes up one day to find an abundance of packages on her front door and a letter. Everything that she claimed Sasuke owed her were in those boxes. Sequel to the You Owe Me List.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
the You Owe Me List by Xmarksthespot reviews
He wakes up one day to find a list, composed of fourteen things he has owed Sakura over the past several years. SasuSaku, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
You belong with Me by xmysteriousunknownx reviews
***SASUSAKU*** You've got a smile that could light up this whole town. Warning: totally different from original music video! Read it and you won't be dissapointed! Sasusaku, anti-sasukarin!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pink Hair by existence555 reviews
A young Sasuke discusses his desired living situation for himself and Sakura with his mother.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
weightless by rawrchelle reviews
Neji/Sakura. AU. “It’s a good luck charm.” “Good luck charm?” “You’re obviously going to need it if you go through those rapist-infested subway stations every morning.” “I’m…touched.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,940 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Onsen Trip by Vampyre Heartbreak reviews
Constellations!verse. Pre-Sasuke. ShikaSaku friendship. This is the story about how Neji became Nejika. Involves a woman's yukata, mango-scented shampoo, and a suspiciously-locked door to a gay men's onsen... Complete. T for mild language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
CheckUp by DarKxKunoichi reviews
KakaSaku smut. Sakura gives Kakashi a surprise physical. Feedback is welcomed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,616 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
victims of love by ohwhatsherface reviews
I can't do this anymore. You make fun of me and say cruel things and you hit me! THERE ARE HOTLINES FOR THESE KINDS OF RELATIONSHIPS.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Escapade by Mistress Krane reviews
Finally getting a well-deserved break, Sakura heads to Konoha's hot springs expecting a relaxing day. Unfortunately for her, two Uchihas are intent on ensuring that it doesn't happen. Non-Massacre, ItaSakuShis
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Teammate Turned Lover by Logical-Lust reviews
After witnessing Naruto in the act, Sakura finds herself wishing she was the one bending over Naruto's kitchen table. Sweet one shot with a plot. Smut/Lemon s . Please Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,847 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 267 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke is a Moron by Natarie reviews
It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,757 - Follows: 303 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Eighteen Is The Legal Age For Marriage, You Know by PeinSaku reviews
"Also," his father continued, raising a bit of curiosity in Itachi, "if you're going to take over my position in a few years, you'll need to find a suitable wife." Across the table, Sasuke choked on his breakfast. Mikoto squealed. "Yes! I can't wait to be a grandmother!" — Prequel to "Fifteen Is A Good Age For Having Kids, You Know." [AU. Crack-ish.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 148 - Published: 6/9/2009 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
what i go to school for by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Sakura decides not to go to prom and text messages are sent. A lot of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Door to Door by stones reviews
Whoever said door to door salesmen were annoying was absolutely, positively, most definitely right. Hidan/Sakura. Mature Humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 71 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Found by kc-archive reviews
Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1633 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Daddy by Hyousetsu reviews
No one was sure how the legendary copy ninja had earned the title of “sexiest dad”, but for anyone inside Konoha on the very day the title was given and just happened to be in central park had to admit that the honorific was a just one. KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Some Girls by Juniper11 reviews
For BlueArcticWolf. Who knew that getting stuck in a kissing booth would turn out to be the best day of her life? SakuIta, SakuKaka
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 124 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Team Seven - Complete
memories once forgotten by smartalker reviews
Even Sasuke must have had baby pictures. — SasukeSakura, implied SakuraItachi
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
boys, boys, boys by ohwhatsherface reviews
She just really wanted a daughter to put the stupid dress and bonnet on. But no, she kept having sons. So she settled for the next best thing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Series of Firsts by leafygirl reviews
A series of moments that happen between Sakura and Kakashi on a rotation at an ANBU camp as they discover their dynamic has changed over the years. One Shot. Mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,200 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 1,952 - Follows: 222 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 1,837 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Suck It Up! by pyrosnap reviews
Damn it, Sasuke! Be a man and suck it up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Redefine Typical by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
It took Sakura four meetings to ask for Sasuke's name, and only one to tell him not to fall for her. It took Sasuke one meeting to realize Sakura was very likely insane, and four for him to decide that that was okay. SasuSaku. Oneshot. For Anne.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 152 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Applesauce by The Lady Massacre reviews
Summery: Applesauce was her favorite snack. It also happened to be his favorite thing to annoy her with.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
the talk by smartalker reviews
Where do babies come from? — GaaraSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Gotta Catch'em All by Xmarksthespot reviews
SasuSaku Oneshot -- He gave her the Uchiha necklace. They were to marry, but, she didn't want to wear it. "Sasuke-kun...your clan symbol looks like a pokeball..."
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Do You Remember Love by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto dies and then wakes up as a twelve-year-old genin. He discovers that the shadow clone technique duplicates his soul each time he uses it, and he is cursed to relive the tragedy that is his life over and over again for every soul he had duplicated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,145 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 3,725 - Follows: 820 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Artist's Proposition by Arcane Desires reviews
Sai has a proposition for two of his team mates but how will Sasuke and Sakura react upon hearing it? And just what happens when in a coincidence they all end up in a room together? Yaoi, Het, Threesome, Lemon. Sai/Sasu Sai/Saku Sasu/Saku Sasu/Sai ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,937 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Sai, Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hokage sama by SilverShine reviews
Every Hokage needs his assistant. KakaSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,210 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 2,392 - Follows: 373 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Keep Breathing by iMissa reviews
“Hey, Sasuke,” Sakura mused, “you know, your butt is really big. It’s kind of like your ego.” SasuSaku. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 69 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bottle by Lumina-16 reviews
Sasuke's first attempt to put his one month old baby to sleep. A little humor, I think. PLZ REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tattoos and Sakura Don't Mix by montycrowley reviews
Oh god. It was like a scene out of Icha Icha Paradise. Team 7 One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Epic Fail! by Teh Pocky Ninja reviews
Ahem, good evening ladies. Prepare to be passed out your papers for the written examination to choose the wife of Uchiha Sasuke. This test was personally created by him, so do your best and answer in complete sentences with a number two pencil. Good luck!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fall For Me by Romantic Egoist reviews
Fall for me!" Sasuke screamed towards Sakura infront of the whole playground. "Or I'll trip you myself!" Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Lord of the Rings by Teh Pocky Ninja reviews
Karin proves she knows nothing about rings. "Drop kick Karin" dolls sold seperately, hobbits not included. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
thunderstorm by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre AU. Sequel to tossing a coin. Hell is to be stuck between a thunderstorm and Uchiha Itachi. What on earth had she done to make him antagonize her like this anyway?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 109 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Laidback Guy by therealesther reviews
As previously stated, Hatake Kakashi was one extremely laidback guy. Except when it came to Haruno Sakura and people invading her personal space."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 82 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Boxes by mademoiselle anna reviews
Neji finds a box.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
tossing a coin by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre AU. Prequel to thunderstorm. Sakura goes to work one day and has to deal with a most unexpected patient.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 150 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Snap! by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
It was a day that would live on forever in the minds of the ninja of Konoha: The day Sakura FINALLY lost her patience with Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 99 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shipping Wars by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. Oneshot. Because everyone has a preferred pairing, even Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 165 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke's Dictionary by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Let Uchiha Sasuke define the people around him for you. sasusaku. slightly crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 92 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I Avenge You! by Miyako-hime reviews
SasuSaku AU. Features Itachi POV. Sasuke, you don’t need to pee on a frog to do that. Have some dignity.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Speaking Sasuke by kiera golightly reviews
Kakashi, Sakura, and Naruto explain and translate Sasuke's language, including the multiple meanings of 'Hn.' Sasuke is not amused.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 119 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Spoiled by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. Oh great. My husband's a sex addict.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 90 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
From Those Things We Call Hearts by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team7. Porn therapy, apparently was supposed to help their sensei feel better, but when Sasuke burns what materials they've got, its up to Team Seven to use their imaginations... Pray for them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 106 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Because Of All The Estrogen by ohwhatsherface reviews
Stupid estrogen. It just had to go and make Sakura grow boobs and an ass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Magnetic Attractions by Infatuated-Simplicity reviews
Tsunade decides that Sakura has been single for far too long. With the help of a jutsu, can Tsunade shove her apprentice in the right direction for love and hopefully a couple of adorable grandkids? NejiXSakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,598 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - [Neji H., Sakura H.] - Complete
Chibi Sakura by Nikooru-sama reviews
[Now Complete! Sequel is now up!] Sakura drinks something her mum made and makes her a 4 year old chibi! Team 7, 8, 10 and Gai's Team needs to look after her! Lots of BoysXSaku pairings! Read and review please!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,418 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
A Shriek of Joy by loverofallthingschocolate reviews
Kakashi watches his children play. KakaSaku oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Sabotage by therealesther reviews
When her fifth date got food poisoning, and her sixth date cancelled in over the phone in a tone bordering on hysteria, Sakura decided things were getting out of hand. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 266 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Certain Favor by Okobo-chan reviews
“You have got to be kidding me.” Sakura's eyes were wide, like any creature facing impending doom. This wasn't their average party night wager. [GaaSaku] Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
As Long As We're Together, We'll Never Be Apart by Jade Raven reviews
Sakura finally has a man and it's driving Kakashi crazy. GenmaXSakura,oneshot?Lemony smut! Please don't read if under 18!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,403 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Genma S., Sakura H. - Complete
I Can't Sleep by aisu tenshi 831 reviews
It is four in the morning and Sakura can't seem to get to sleep, and if she is going to suffer then so is her husband Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Scrabble and Daiquiris by asteriskjam reviews
Between his 'You're way too moody for someone with such a monstrous punch.' and her 'Well, your hair's too long, buddy, but you don't see me questioning your masculinity.' a friendship had been formed. [Neji, Sakura banter]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 58 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
In the Clinic by desolate butterfly reviews
[KakaSaku] Some days Sakura wonders why she wanted to became a medic. Then something like this happens and she knows exactly why: it's because she's crazy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
A Family Thing by desolate butterfly reviews
AU, SasuSaku, ItaSasu crack What if Itachi never killed his clan? Well, then he'd just have to find other ways of being evil, wouldn't he.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 70 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unconventional by asteriskjam reviews
He's mean. She's violent. And they're...dating? What. The. Hell. [SasuSaku] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Holy Jesus! They're at it again! by AsianOne reviews
DEDICATED TO: KidManga. Sakura walks in on her two teammates doing something quite...interesting.OneShot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
20 Truths About Uzumaki Naruto And Haruno Sakura by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Naruto has loved Sakura since they were fifteen, when she punched the ground and created a minor earthquake. Written for the 20 truths lj community.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 95 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Obsessed Much by chibi-abi reviews
As far as he knew, Haruno Sakura had many smiles. ONESHOT nejisaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Lemons by 907923 reviews
he said, she said.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Together by CherryArrow reviews
He never pays attention to her. He ignores her completely. He thought she was annoying. But soon he realized he was wrong. SasukeSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,571 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/5/2005 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
How & Why by randomsomeone reviews
A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,920 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 3,070 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .
Magic Isn't Real reviews
Sakura has never been to a different dimension before- good thing it's for a mission, and she's not going alone. Harry Potter crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 84 - Published: 10/4/2018 - Sakura H., Neji H., Shikamaru N.
Changing the Past Equals Fun reviews
The second his slim fingers touched the scroll, the scroll began to glow a blinding white, there was a flash; then darkness. . . So, me and my friends have been sent back in time, what now? Sakura-centric, Humor and Time-travel. DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,645 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Sakura H.