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Joined 04-11-06, id: 1026079

Pen name: shuriko

Real name :Jordan

Wanted name: Jose' (don't ask)

Favorite activities: Playing Halo, sleeping, typing like a madman, acting stupid, eating sushi, being random, eating bacon, reading, and reading Get Fuzzy.

I came up with the pen name from a story never worked on, didnt have the time. or patients. the Queen Of The Red Skittle really inspired me with alot of story ideas. And i am shocked that Area 51 isnt on the game story list. come on people! that game scared the @#$ out of me! but then again, im 13. whaddya gonna do?

I really want other people's thoughts on my stories so i can improve on how i work. unfortunately, most of my stories have a high guy mentality, me being a guy, so i might piss off a lot of women. I love AVP stuff so my stories have them in it or a part of it, any ways. QOTRS, please, read this as i am a loyal fan of yours and love all your work. send me your thoughts of my stories please! Oh and random fact: I love Montey Python and AVP!

Favorite Qotes:

"Some are born with fleas, some acheive fleas, and some have flaes thrust upon them"- Bucky cat of Get Fuzzy. Please tell Darby Coloney im really sorry

Stewie Griffin: "Hey, watch this! (stands straight up as bowtie spins) Bet you didn't know I could do that! Ha cha cha cha cha cha!" "What the duece?" "Victory shall be mine!"

Peter Griffin: "Oh my God, it's Fluffy the cat from Hell!"

Rob Wilco: "Bucky Katt, you just broke every lightbulb in the house, where are you going now?" Bucky: "I'm going to Disney World!"

Quagmire: "Giggity, giggity, oh God."

Me while playing Juggernaut on Halo. The Jugger naut is made God for this round. Me: "Are we gonna dye, DJ?" DJ, looking at cloaked friend with infinite ammo, overshields, a sniper rifle, rocket launcher, and dammage reduction: "Yea." Me: "We're all gonna die!!!"

Stupid Villager: "She turned me into a newt!" Knight: "You don't look like a newt." Villager: "I got betah."

Most of my characters have weird names because i love Anime, but dont have good names that mean anything. i need help with this. i need help! this could be a serious problem!

Lately iv been working on God Of War stuff, Halo stuff, Star Wars stuff and stupid stuff.

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The Last Queen by Queen of the Red Skittle reviews
Against all odds, Sealink and her Hive found a new home. When they learn of the price, she must do the unspeakable to save her people.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 42,847 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Alien/Xenomorph, Predator/Yautja - Complete
101 Things I Shouldn't Have Learned At The Academy by Major Trouble reviews
A list of 101 things Trouble Kelp never should have learned at the Academy- but did. Some ideas are worse than others. Some are just plain stupid. Some you might not understand. WARNING: Some not-so-nice content. Nothing graphic.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Trouble K.
When the world turned upsidedown by DreamingInAnime24-7 reviews
OK everyone this is a wierd one its is NaurtoFamily Guy crossover. Naruto and friends go on Vaction and get replaced by Peter and the gang, just imag. Peter in ninja clothes LOL.This my first fic so be nice
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,626 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 7/14/2006
Ask Me No Questions I'll Tell You No Lies by Ninja Stealth Noise reviews
20 year old Scarlett Harker is not your average rich girl. She's sick of suitors and limits. She's being suffocated and she wants out. Where does she go? Everyone's favorite rusty tramp steamer, of course.
King Kong - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 35,299 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Complete
RE 4: Crazy Doesn't Begin to Describe It by Burningbridges reviews
Cowritten with NonlivingNightmare. What would you do if you got stuck in a videogame with someone you barely knew? And the plot changes... Oh, the plot changes!
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,926 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 7/22/2006
Mercenaries: Desert of Fire by backbreakingmetal reviews
Everyone's favorite merc, Mittias Nilsson, is sent into the Middle East where World War III is quickly brewing. Please read and review
Mercenaries - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,547 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 5/30/2007
The Silent Game by Satine89 reviews
Peter, Joe, Quagmire, CLeveland, and Brian have to be silent for an undetermined amount of time to win 50 from Stewie. Can they do it? Worse yet, can they be themselves while being silent? T for language and sexual jokes.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,853 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/11/2007 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Stewie G., Peter G. - Complete