Jestyrhide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians. A sharp wit and a silver tongue may help you live longer than a sharpened blade ever will It's Jestyr, I haven't been around for a long time. I've been going through a tough several years, some good, some nightmarish. To help me through the trauma I've experienced, I need to find a healthy outlet, so I've come back to you all. I still smile when I read the reviews from my stories that my wonderful readers have left. I'm sorry I've been gone so long but I'm back and I have a plan to bring you new stories and revamp the old ones that need a little TLC. Expect many new tales with a fresh new style that comes with my experiences. I can't wait to share them with you. You'll most likely see the trend of what catches my interest at the time, who knows. As Always I Remain Your Humble Servant, The DarkJestyr Interests/inspiration: -Harry Potter -MLP: Friendship Is Magic -Disney -Batman -Homestuck -Undertale -Graceling/Fire/Bitterblue -Marvel -Steven Universe -Borderlands Series -Tamora Pierce -DC |
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Different Circumstances by Orionshadow reviews
Despite all warnings, Matsumoto interrupts Zaraki in the bath house. The consequences have far reaching effects. Coarse language. Violence. Non con. Chapter 52 up. Over 18's only. Same AU as 'For the Love of a Friend'
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 287,040 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 12/30/2016 - Published: 6/8/2007 - R. Matsumoto, K. Zaraki
The Pirate's Passionate Slave by superzombiedestroyer123 reviews
So I got this idea a while ago, after I reached the Gigapause, and decided to work on it. What was The Dolarosa and Mindfang's relationship like before Dualscar killed her? Rating subject to change.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,918 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 6/23/2014 - [Marquise Spinneret Mindfang, The Dolorosa] [Porrim M., Aranea S.]
Variation Modification by DawnGyocry reviews
You remember the first time you really realized you were fucked up. You were five. First day of kindergarten, miserable as all fuck. The teacher told the boys to line up on one side of the room and the girls on the other. You don't even remember why. You just remember the result. Growing up. Davekat.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 47,147 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Karkat V., Dave S. - Complete
Meowrails with benefits by WolfNightV4X1 reviews
Equius and Nepeta are getting ready for a party with all their troll friends. But it seems Equius has caught Nepeta at the wrong time. Purrhaps it may be the wrong time, but in the end it felt so right.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Equius Z., Nepeta L.
My Kind of Crazy by AshleyTrecartin reviews
Things have changed since Miranda and the crew is about to find out just how much between the assassin and the mercenary. A smuggling job turned wrong gets River kidnapped by slaves traders and it's up to Jayne to rescue her before it's too late to tell her.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,946 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Jayne, R. Tam] - Complete
Whiskey Hangover by AshleyTrecartin reviews
Jayne wakes up to find a naked River in his bed. How did she get there, why wasn't he more upset? When Mal gives them a job things start to happen that set a series of events in motion that neither of them want to stop.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,128 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Jayne, River - Complete
I Get Off On Freak Like Me by sxevlbtch reviews
Two-shot...slightly AU. Set after the events of the big damn movie, the crew of Serenity is enjoying a night in a bar on a backwater moon. River has turned 18 recently and has been "reading" things from a certain hired gun...
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - River, Jayne - Complete
To Muddy a Malfoy by foggybythebay reviews
Grieving over Ron's snogging of Lavender, Hermione discovers that it takes just one certain Slytherin to boost her flagging ego. A single night in a deserted corridor launches a thoroughly sensual game of cat-and-mouse that outlasts even the war HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,505 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
For the Potions Master's Amusement by snape.submiss reviews
Now Complete! Severus Snape is not a kind man, but Hermione Granger is past caring. She wants his approval and will do anything to get it. How far will she go? Even she has no concept of the depths to which she will fall in her quest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 86 - Words: 304,467 - Reviews: 3268 - Favs: 2,665 - Follows: 1,116 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Closed by BizzareDragon reviews
The Ministry orders immediate evacuation of Hogwarts under mysterious reasons. Draco and Hermione are trapped in a closet during the clearing. When they get out, they are the only ones left for two months. What happens next? And why was the school closed?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,300 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Back on Board by voile reviews
What happens after the the end of "My bonny light horseman?" This is my version of the events. Please Review!
Bloody Jack Adventures - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,319 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008
VanDread: Curiosity's Reward by Freedom Guard reviews
Jura's desire to have a baby with a man's seed leads to the discovery on a long forgotten part of the relationships between men and women and unlocks quite a surprise for all involved. HibikiXHarem
Vandread - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 119,712 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 2/12/2009
Drunken Gentle Fist by AngelAnimefan reviews
Naruto's about to figure out that Lee isn't the only natural practitioner of drunken fist... NaruHina. Finally Completed
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,868 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The First Born Child by L.A.H.H reviews
When Lucius Malfoy was arrested, it was Arthur Weasley's job to search his home. Who he found shocked him and much of the wizarding world to its core. Set in Half-Blood Prince, mostly canon. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 89,823 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008 - OC, Draco M. - Complete
Midsummer Madness by Burning Ice reviews
***UNDER REVISION*** Katara learns that there are both advantages and drawbacks to being a female water bending master, and pays back a favor to an old friend. Zutara, Taang, Azulaang, Azulahn, Ty LeeOC and My Lee ***PREQUEL TO A NET TO CATCH THE WIND***
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 32 - Words: 239,598 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
A Million Ways To Say I Love You by Something Greater reviews
A thousand foot drop, a sickly bear, a humiliating attack, and a bone chilling lake. What's this? A series of shorts ficlits with all the pairings you want to see, and then some you can't handle.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 42,866 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Complete
Into the Woods by kyubiteaser reviews
Naruto and Hinata are sent on a simple mission: delivering medicine, but get sidetracked on an adventure neither one of them saw coming PART 1 OF MY SERIES INTO THE WORLD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,020 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Bitter Alliance by looneyluna reviews
The war is over. Aang is dead, killed in the Avatar State. The Earth Kingdom is conquered and Fire Lord Ozai rules with an iron fist. Katara has survived and must suffer the attentions of Prince Zuko to protect her brother.Updated 0327.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 66,780 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Zuko, Katara
Muggle Protection Agency by Chrystal Slara reviews
Complete! Draco is forced to watch his father torture and kill his mother, and finds that the only way to become a Death Eater is to do the same to Blaise's mother in front of him, instead he runs to the ministry, they give him to Hermione...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,506 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Art Of Seduction by AbbeyxIzuru reviews
See what happens when Abbey and Matsumoto get Momo to seduce Toushirou!It involves Victoria Secret, a special class, and a bend and snap! HitsuHina - Hitsugaya x Hinamori - OC - Slight KiraxOC - Rated M for last chapter.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008 - M. Hinamori, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7265 - Favs: 6,048 - Follows: 2,574 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Pure Hatred by America's Roast Beef Yes Sir reviews
Katara is kidnapped by an Earthbound fire nation group and can't think of a worser situation than this. Rated M for violence, language, and adult content. -This story is complete.-
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,405 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Katara, Aang - Complete
Scales and a Tail by Halfling reviews
Unfinished. The Scales is a secret Slytherin society within Hogwarts. Its male only policy must change for an upcoming event, and Draco grudgingly recruits Hermione. This choice contributes to something more important than imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,073 - Reviews: 4056 - Favs: 2,620 - Follows: 2,353 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Welcome To Hell by RootbeerFloatShallPrevail reviews
Summary: One of these days, Granger, you’re going to be in debt to me. And when you’re begging for me to spare you, I don’t think I ought to. Rated R FOR A REASON, HAS PLOT! NOT CLICHE! This is RootbeerFloat under new pen name! FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,577 - Reviews: 1498 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Habits by Lyra Kamiya reviews
In the wake of such a monumental death, Team 10 needs all the comfort they can get... And more... Spoilers for 328, TemaShika, InoChou
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,999 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Sleeps With Butterflies by Jacal Ste. Worme reviews
ShinoHinata. 'Don't worry, Hinata, I'm not going to steal your first kiss,' he whispered, tickling her lips with his breath.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,645 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
イチャイチャタクティクス, Icha Icha Takutikusu Makeout Tactics by Jewel Green reviews
Contains Mild Violence, Langage, & Hilariously Perverse Situations as well as other Surprises. You have been warned! [ShikaTema] feat. NejiTen NaruHina SasuSaku Summary in ch.1 Drama: 3,6 & 7. Humor: All other chapters. Lemons: 1 for each couple
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,986 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Freedom's Consequence, Rapture's Reward by CelticSass reviews
PostHogwarts,DMHG Pairing: When trying to fulfill the terms of a relative's will Hermione Granger enters into a dangerous bargain with her childhood nemesis Draco Malfoy. Fate conspires against Hermione and the arrangment grows more complicated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 145,345 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Assistant by KibaSin reviews
Kagome's quit her job, and Sesshoumaru's fired his assistant, only to need another one. When these two different people come together, will they get along, or will their differences tear them apart? [Complete: SessKag]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 165,690 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 12/19/2005 - [Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.] - Complete
Phoenix Song by WeasleyWife reviews
JamesLily fic starting during their 6th year and going up to their deaths. LoveHate galore! SiriusOC as well and some pretty fabulous subplots I'd say. Excitement for Remus and a bit of a delve into Peter. Rated R for language and sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 101,791 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Welcome to Hell by slytherindragonfire reviews
Draco has been banished from the Malfoy family.He runs into Hermione. She takes him in and he realizes that her once perfect home has fallen apart. Secrets she has hidden from Harry and Ron surface and Draco is faced with a deadly choice.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,341 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/16/2005 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Manor by Halfling reviews
Sequel to 'THE CABIN.' Draco and Hermione have both arrived home after Hogwarts and their defeat of Voldemort. Please read The Cabin first. COMPLETE! (Finally...)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,549 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/28/2005 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Angels Losing Their Innocence by MyBlackWolves reviews
Hermionie has been raped by Lucius Malfoy and after he is abrubtly killed, the only one who can help her is his son. He tries but copeing with a evidently sick Hermionie puts him in a place he never dreamed he would be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,225 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/24/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Thinning The Line Between Love and Hate by Fan Fiction Writer reviews
It is Hermione’s 7th year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. She is Head Girl and will become a spy for The Order of Phoenix. She has to work with her worst enemy, Draco Malfoy, during school because he is Head Boy, and outside school he is
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,404 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/13/2004 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Cabin by Halfling reviews
Hermione and Draco are pushed together through the workings of a prophecy. Initially they try fight the knowledge that their relationship was predetermined, but eventually use their love to fight Voldemort. Worth a read. HGDM and HPGW. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 176,305 - Reviews: 2323 - Favs: 3,126 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 3/7/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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Louder Than Words reviews
There's a mystery walking around Camp Half-Blood and everyone calls her Gypsy. Percy is curious about her but not so much as his brother Tyson. Rated T for now
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Tyson, OC
The Siren Returns reviews
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM! A very powerful woman returns to the world she left behind. Rated for nudity, language, sexual situations, and violence. DM/HG, SS/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Falls reviews
You cradle-robber! No wait I take that back. Your too much of a Sugar Queen, mommy type. Way too innocent to satisfy a man let alone make him come crawling back for more! One shot...Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Festival of Forgotten Memories reviews
Kaka/OC Nara/Hina...Hinata wakes up to find her dream come true is quickly becoming a nightmare
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,801 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Kakashi H., Hinata H.