I don't bash any characters in my fanfics

Gender: F

Age:14

Sayings I found while reading fanfiction:

Hindsight is a bitch.
You only get it after you fuck up.

Reid: Are you hacking into the government HMO database? Is that legal?
Garcia: Of course not. We'll go to prison and you'll become someone's bitch.
Reid: Really?

Reid: Colon?
JJ: Cullen. The last name of the vampire family in Twilight.
Reid: What's Twilight?

Hotch:"You told me you were clear to travel, you lied"
Prentiss:"Naughty boy"
Reid:"No I didn't, I am a doctor so technically it wasn't a lie"
Garcia:"What was it then?"
Reid:"Amm...second opinion"
Garcia:"You're my bitch now"

Reid: Sorry I'm late.
Rossi: I hope she was worth it.
Morgan: I hope it was a she.

Lila Archer: [Lila takes a sip of Reid's soda] You don't mind sharing with me, do you?
Dr. Spencer Reid: No.
[Lila takes off her robe. She is wearing a bikini underneath. Reid stares at her as she walks away]
Derek Morgan: You don't mind sharing with me, do you?
Dr. Spencer Reid: Shut up!

Those that can smile as they pull the pieces back together...
They are the strongest among us.

The first step is always the most important.

The price you pay to make someone smile is never a burden.

Small gestures are always the most valued.

Look to the sky and dream about the future.

The more that try, the brighter the outcome.

Succeed or fail, I'll accept what I've earned.

Sometimes those that feel the weakest are the ones that are looked up to the most.

Heated words aren't always in anger.

A healing bond is delicate, but precious.

Open your eyes to a new perspective.

Keepsakes are for keeping's sake.

Kindness is a special medicine.

A kiss to make it better.

Reid: You should have listened to me.
Morgan: It wouldn't have saved that much time, Reid, let it go.
Reid: The interchange between the 405 and the 101 freeways is consistently rated the worst interchange in the entire world.
Morgan: Why do you know that?
Reid: The government report.
Morgan: So what?
Reid: So you work for the government, you don't read the reports?
Morgan: On traffic patterns in a city 2,500 miles from where I live?
Reid: 2,295 miles.
Morgan: Don't make me smack you in front of all these people.

"In this country, weird's allowed." Jack; Law & Order

No worthwhile seduction ever happened during the day.

"When your mind's like a circus, you always have a ringside seat."

"I've always been the first one to settle for second-best."

"By the time you swear you're his, shivering and sighing, and he vows his passion is infinite, undying- Lady, make note of this: one of you is lying."

"In the depths of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer." -Albert Camus

" And yet, without the darkness, we would never know that the stars exist."- Palin Majere (Dragonlance)

People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed if there is a light from within." - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them. I'd be at the bottom to catch them." - Unknown

I die his Majesty's good servant but God's first." - Sir Thomas Moore (A Man for All Seasons)

" Love me without fear. Trust me without questioning. Need me without demanding. Want me without restrictions. Accept me without change. Desire me without inhibitions." - Dick Sutphen

British Player: " I demand an apology, one of your team mates called me a bastard."
Australian Player: (to his team mates) " Which one of you bastards called this bastard a bastard?"

"It was the first time when a black man was chased by a mob with love, instead of lynching, on its mind."- Unknown (about baseball player Jackie Robinson leaving Montreal)

" In loneliness, in sickness, in in confusion - the mere knowledge of friendship makes it possible to endure, even if the friend is powerless to help. It is enough to that they exist. Friendship is not diminished by distance or time, by imprisonment or war, by suffering or silence."- Pam Brown

" With God's strength behind you, His love within you and His arms underneath you, you are more than sufficient for the task ahead of you."- Unknown

Masashi Kishimoto: If the bird won’t sing, kill it. (Doesn’t work? F* 'em)
Tite Kubo: If the bird won’t sing, make it want to sing. (If a character doesn’t work, I’ll use ‘em anyway regardless of how pathetic they are)
Eiichiro Oda: If the bird won’t sing, wait. (I’m gonna surprise the sh*t out of you motherf*ers when you least expect it)
(Greg at APForums about the trinity of shounen)

"Fill your paper with the breathings of your heart." - William Wordsworth

" There are many in the world who are dying for a piece of bread, but there are many more dying for a little love." - Mother Teresa

"If you can't run, you crawl. And if you can't crawl, you find someone to carry you." Firefly

(If you don't see a fic you've read from here nine times out of ten I've deleted the monstrosity. Sorry for the inconvenience!)