The Cannibal God
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Joined 04-08-06, id: 1023769, Profile Updated: 07-03-09
Author has written 5 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal, Death Note, Zombie-Loan, and Pokémon.

THE MORE UPDATED UPDATES:
I haven't been writing a lot lately. You know me, I only write when ideas come to me, and, well, the truth is, I've been distracted by other things, namely The Sims 3 and Star Trek. So... Yeah. I get like this a lot, unfortunately. -.-

About Me:
I'm in college and I still manage to get distracted by fanfics. Sometimes. When I'm not distracted by fan fiction, I'm usually distracted by something else. That's how I am... I tend to go from one obsession to the next, completely engulfing myself in it. So, if I haven't been writing for a long time (like now) the I'm probably obsessing over something canon (like now).

I'm not really sure how to describe myself. If I had to pick five words, I would probably say that I am honest, introverted, quick-tempered, intelligent, and a bit sadistic. I'm a Scorpio, and in most ways, I'm a pretty stereotypical one. =P

About Writing:
So... I like to write. I'll admit that I'm not that good at it. I've finally learned that after taking a few English classes. xD

But I still enjoy writing. =D

I like //, shonen-ai, yaoi or whatever it's called now-a-days. I like femme//, yuri too, but it's hard to find... Just, no lemon. I'm kind of a spinster. Actually, that's a lie. I've changed a lot in the last couple years... But I still don't enjoy reading lemon. It makes me feel dirty. xD
But whatever it is, I usually only like it I think that the match-up is realistic... Oh, I generally don't like het. at all. Except in REALLY rare cases. Sorry, I'm prejudiced like that. Deal with it. =P

When writing, I aim to make my stories unique. I like to try to think the thought that no one has thought before. Of course, that's impossible (my mother once told me that there are no truly new thoughts out there...), but I try anyway. I'm sure that I fail most of the time. I also try to stick close to canon and make the characters behave in a way that fits their character. I'm really anal about being as accurate as possible, so I only write on subjects that I am very familiar with. I probably fail at this a lot, too. xD

I'd like to thank all my fans, for showing me that there are other people out there with a mind like mine. =D

About my Fics:
Cat's Cradle -- I was just in a yuri mood when I wrote this. Incidentally, I wrote this quite a while ago and it had been sitting on my computer for months before I posted it. I mainly wrote it for myself... Honestly, I didn't really expect it to get this many hits. Whow. o.0

Justice Will Prevail -- Is complete! Yes, I meant to end it there. It was my plan all along. No, there will not be a sequel. xD
sigh I intended to eventually write another Death Note fic, but the plot bunnies have escaped into the woods...

Mystery is My Middle Name -- Based on a thought that popped in my head numerous times while watching the movies (I'm a total Lecterphile. xD). After reading the book, I decided to write this short fic.

All In A Day's Work -- My very first fanfiction ever. Just a short slice-of-life sort of thing that I did on Kimbley, who is one of my favorite characters from Fullmetal Alchemist (Hughes is my other fave... Don't ask. xD). When I wrote this, I was trying to get a good feel for writing sadistic characters.

Ideas Currently Floating Around In My Head:
I always have lot of ideas, few of which manifest... There for a while, I wanted to do a Lulu/Yuna fic, but... eh, we'll see. Other than that, my mind is pretty distracted right now, unfortunately.
I'm not Trekkie enough to write a Star Trek fic, yet, although I have been really into it lately...
Maybe Kingdom Hearts. Maybe not. Thought either come or they don't... x_X

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The Commentary of TOS for KS by Brittany Diamond reviews
While going through every episode top to bottom, I'll be looking for evidence that supports K/S and also discussing the arguments against it. Serious about the argument, ridiculous about everything else. M for language. Yay 60s.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 291,625 - Reviews: 3029 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 4/25/2018 - Published: 6/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Lost and Damned by danniperson reviews
During training his fifth year, Harry is horrified to learn that he is not only gay, but strongly attracted to his most hated professor. The development of a very unlikely relationship in the middle of a war. Takes place books 5-7
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 368,418 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Sometimes Venus Orbits the Moon by AuronLu reviews
A collection of bittersweet Yuna/Lulu one-shots and drabbles written for various challenges, because it's hard to find good yuri. AU, obviously.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,829 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Yuna, Lulu
Home by Lanaea reviews
In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 222,013 - Reviews: 6382 - Favs: 4,610 - Follows: 4,094 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Pon Farr and You by Lanaea reviews
A guide.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Spock, Sarek - Complete
Agony by Grand Phoenix reviews
This is what you want. This is what you desire. These are all the dreams you've ever had. Too bad it's come to this, eh, Himemiya-sama? Episode 7; Chikane-centric.
Kannazuki no Miko - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,254 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
Sick by Spontaneous Combusken reviews
Yukari and Nyamo always seem to be off school due to illness on the same days… the Azugirls wonder why. Yuri.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Complete
Red as snow by Mizu-Tenshi reviews
Fresh snow, a kind smile, the wings of a dove. Anything pure he wanted to taint. Anything beautiful he wanted to break. And to him, Shito was the most beautiful of them all. TohoXShito. Darkfic.
Zombie-Loan - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Shito, Toho - Complete
Impact by Sir Gimp of Baath reviews
Yukari reevaluates her life's priorities after an accident. Of course, being Yukari, hilarious chaos ensues. NyamoYukari.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,254 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Yukari T., Minamo K./Nyamo - Complete
A Matter of Control by Ink Cat reviews
After a restless night, Clarice Starling retires to the FBI's swimming pool for a workout, and a long brood on the intentions of Hannibal. But the cannibal isn't as distant as she believes... Post SotL, pre Hannibal.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
One Regret by Meowiegirl reviews
A very short, slightly slashy NickGatsby thing I wrote... The title pretty much explains it, Gatsby's talking about his one regret on the morning of his death.
Tender_is_the_Night - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Complete
White Magic, Black Magic by xhecticbankaix reviews
Yuna didn't love Tidus, she loved another one of her guardians, but who? Shojo ai. One shot.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Lulu, Yuna - Complete
Four Lullabies by Taste of Violets reviews
A sleeping Yukari keeps Minamo up at night. Four related drabbles, 100 words each. Shoujo ai.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Yukari T., Minamo K./Nyamo - Complete
All It Ever Took by aevee reviews
Light, sweet, heartbreaking PaineRikku. "I’d always thought that Rikku was irrepressible. And unsinkable too. And then I found out she wasn’t like that. All it ever took was me, and a fallen plush Tonberry."
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,242 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Paine, Rikku
Red by Supremia reviews
Red was death, and life, and fire, and fighting, and pretty eyes and tired defeat, and blood and crimson overcoats, and red hair and angels. ElmaxLucil, one shot. Rated for some suggestive themes.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/30/2004 - Complete
Chilton, with Fish by Triptych reviews
WARNING: Mature Content. Genius and serial killer Hannibal Lecter exacts a horrifying revenge against his former tormentor, Dr. Frederick Chilton.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2002
The Flutist by Screaming Lamb reviews
This is what happens when I simultaneously read Edgar Allan Poe and watch SOTL!
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/13/2002
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Shifted reviews
A young yet expertly trained Treeko wakes up to find himself suddenly separated from his home and trainer. To make matters worse, a seemingly amateur girl claims to be his new trainer! Will he ever be able to adapt to this new environment?
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Treecko/Kimori, Sceptile/Jukain
Cat's Cradle reviews
When Yomi makes another enigmatic prophecy, Michiru knows that she alone can solve the riddle. But what if the answer turns out to be a little more personal than she had hoped? Yuri. Yomi/Michiru. Michiru's POV.
Zombie-Loan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Michiru, Koyomi - Complete
Justice Will Prevail reviews
It doesn't take Light and L long to realize that someone is messing with them. But how can they beat someone who can control their actions and read their thoughts? To make matters even worse, that someone seems to be a yaoi fangirl...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,505 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Mystery Is My Middle Name reviews
There was one thing that Ardelia Mapp did not know about her roommate, Clarice M. Starling. It was a trivial thing. The kind of thing that jumped into your head when you were trying to go to sleep and made you stay up thinking about it, wondering...
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Complete
All In A Day's Work reviews
For the Crimson Alchemist, it was just another mundane occurrence on another ordinary day. Another order to be carried out. Another massive explosion. Another meaningless life lost. It was all in a day's work.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Kimbley - Complete