15 Facts about DobieWanKenobi.

1. My pen-name isn't just jibberish, or a typo, or a mis-hearing of a famous character in a space series.

2. My real name is a classified state secret, and if you even have a hunch as to what it may be, your household will combust. (Only joking...Or am I?)

3. I'm bad with kids. I've hit a toddler with a metal swing (accidental), told two young girls "No" to a genuine question, and am generally a rude person around children. My bad.

4. I'm not a social person.

5. I'm going into the Army to become a Dog Trainer in the canine units there. I'll probably leave between the ages of 16 and 18. The only thing holding me back from going at 16, would be my own dogs.

6. I find it hard to concentrate a lot of the time.

7. I'm not as old as I sound.

8. I'm not into music.

9. I like heights, and going fast, and going around. Not all together though. Eep.

10. School? I know not of this six letter word. Well, I do. I just don't go to it.

11. I'm obsessed with Dogs. There are 6 in the house, three of which are mine. My favourite breed is a Doberman. Second favourite, Tamaskan Dog. Thir dfavourite, Australian Shepherd. Fourth, Border Collie. Fifth, Great Dane. Sixth, jack RUssell (Only because I have to add that, or they'll kill me in my sleep.)

12. I don't have paranoia, so stop saying I do.

13. I'm thick skinned.

14. I hate the idea of adopting dogs from shelters. You should have your dog for as long as you can, because time is like tooth-paste. You never know you use it until you run out.

15. You can make scary noises, poke me on the shoulder in a dark room, sneak up on me in an alley, jump out at me and tell me the scariest ghost story ever, just please; do not say "boo". *Heart Attack*

16. I've added a 16th because I'm amazing.