Name: Who r u 2 knw

Age: old enough to be here

Gender: human i would hope so

AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES - The Addict (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LEO - The Cool One (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LIBRA - The Partner for Life (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it..Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI - The Liar (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

If you could read that put it in your profile!

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen.

I cannot see,

I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My parents so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My parents aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the far wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

with unimaginable hate

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

If you are against child abuse put this poem on your profile!

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, Tiger Priestess, Bulla49, Runo 44,randomfandom02, Random-Writer-Owns-Your-Soul, semekyuubiukeminatolover94

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: Image - Copy this and put it on your'e "Profile" if your "Karin" haters, NOT lovers.

Karin is so ugly, not even Naruto can believe it!

Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.

Karin is so stupid, she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.

Karin is so old, Gai dropped his 'Power of youth' philosophy on the spot.

Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'Daaayuummmmm!'

Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.

Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.

Karin is so fat, she made fun of Chouji saying he was 'skin and bones'.

Karin is so ugly, Kakashi voluntarily gave her his mask.

Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the 'hidden' villages.

Karin is fat, it took a whole beach for Gaara to use his Sand Coffin on her.

Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.

Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her.

Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.

Karin is so ugly, When Orochimaru saw her, he suddenly felt good about himself.

Karin is so fat, not even Zabuza's sword could cut through her in one hit.

Karin is so ugly, when the other girls saw her, they all ran for Lee.

Karin is so ugly, i wouldnt even write 'bout her hehe...

Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!

AKASTUKI_RULES_ _

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If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

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If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

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If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile..

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Sakura sucks, copy this and paste it in your profile :P

Quote of the Moment:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites,
and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun
marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs
more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role
at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents
to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to
cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!

Try Not To Cry

Please, if you would, don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry.

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Goodbye".

Now you have 2 choices;

1.) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try not to Cry"

2.) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are ...

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"They sang no more that night"-The Wolf's Moon

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
Pillow

3. Before you started this survey, what were you doing?
taking a quiz

4. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
King of the hill

5. Without looking, guess what time it is
8:15 P.M.

6. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
9:20 P.M.

7. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear

My T.v.

8. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
six hours ago, Taking family pictures and then went out to eat.

9. Did you dream last night?
Yes

10. Do you remember your dreams?

Yes, i dreamed that a girl was gay and in high school and this other girl was in the closet and they secretly began going out cuz the best friend in between them hooked them up. It took them a long time to get together. then i woke up and went back to sleep and dreamed about Spongebob. IDK what was up with Spongebob, but i want to watch it now.

11. When did you last laugh?
When I was out to eat with my family.

12. Do you remember why / at what?
We were all sitting at the table and we were talking about my sister job when she started to ask us if we wear pants in spanish.

13. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Pictures of my family

14. Seen anything weird lately?
My life is full of wierd things so im used to it, but the wierdest thing lately is that I would randomly call out other people names.

15. What do you think of this quiz?
Im not sure, its just something for me to do.

16. What is the last film you saw?
IronMan

17. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
Anyplace in France or Japan. basically anywhere but where i am now.

18. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A kindle, five million books to go in it, itunes, computer software and stuff for video making. a serious camera, Dj Hero...and the list goes on mostly being computer equipment and five million Pocky.

19. Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
I'm going to try and be a chef when i go to college. My dad knows this and supports me. My mom said that i would be able to go far in that and i should try hard .

20. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt
or politics, what would you do?
I'd make it so that every one knew every language so we'd all sit down and clear up stereotypes. Also, everyone must go to a rave every weekend.

21. Do you like to dance?
Only when no one can see me. I only got caught ONCE, but my secret was never revealed.

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Hell yeah, hehehehe -moves far away-

23. Does your name make any interesting anagrams?

No its so boring

24. Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
My mom

25. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
IDK THANKS MOM FOR MAKING ME FORGET -grumbles unhappily-

26. Last time you swam in a pool?
Sometime 4 summer ago

27. Type of music you like most?
Metal, Dance,Techno (trance, electronica, hardstyle, jumpstyle, jumpen, hardjump, ect.)

28. Type of music you dislike most?
Jazz(ugh) and country (double ugh)

29. Are you listening to music right now?
I am, but i had to change the song a second ago.

30. What color is your bedroom carpet?
IDK i cant see it :P

31. If you could change something about your home, without worry about
expense or mess, what would you do?
TOTAL RECONSTRUCTION. My friend (whos name will not be mentioned now, but im sure knows who they are) would help design with me. But my room would be way huger than it is now and i'd have my own personal office, with a lock so i can be alone. Also sound proof wall so i cant hear anyone and there'd be a system that'd alert me of fire or emergencies, but no windows. Im thinking it'd be in the basement. It'd be done in shades of green and gray. And itd have a back up generator and emergency stuff and id unlock the door to let my family in and stuff, but they couldnt get into my stuff. And id have a secret exit thatd always be unblocked in case of sudden fire. The kitchen would be huge and connected with the living room with marble counters and an island. There'd be a living room, sitting room, den and a game room for the kids that hang about here to play in while we dont care. Also there'd be a half bath and a guest room with a connected bathroom. Four real rooms all the same size. A calm area. I'd also kick out my family too, cuz they'd ruin the chillness, but it wouldnt feel the same.

32. What was the last thing you bought?
KitKat and some pocky

33. Have you ever ridden on a motorbike?
No and i never will, cuz my cousins malfunctioned while he was riding and he died. -sniffles and backs away from motor bike- the brake got jammed and the thingy wouldnt turn or something. NO MOTORBIKES

34. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
Bungee, i dont trust no sky diving parachute. (hehe bad grammar)

35. Do you have a garden?
Nope, my last attempt to start one failed as my one loner tomato plant died a noble death

36. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
Yeppers

37. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
I NEED JUICE! NOW! okay maybe later...

38. If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
OMG uh, dangit i cant choose between Tom Felton and Alan Rickman. I think ill go with Tom, cuz he seems like hes a cool guy. Ihave this fantasy where i write a freakishly awesome book and its popular and they make it a show and ask me to be in it and he's in it and we become besties. And i have a british accent. I love the way the british sound as they speak. Toms gf would suddenly explode and all the fangirls will be like weee and id be like awww. Joking! i have nothing against his gf cept shes playing Astoria (dracos wifey) in the epilouge thingy and that is so not cool, i hope shes a suckish actress

39. Who sent the last text message you received?
Facebook

40. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
1.)dont have a credit card 2.) why would i 3.) Areopostale and an Anime store on the internet.

41. What time is bed time

Its supposed to be 10:00, but my mom is sleep by then so i usually sleep when i wanna

42. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
No, cuz i just dont like them. Most of the girls in them have been trained from birth about how a little girl she be a submissive pet that people judge on how beautiful they are. Except some just like the pageants. I dont want to be judged by someone i dont know on how i act and look. I judge myself. And quite harshly too. But i can cuz im me.

43. How many tattoos do you have?
none and im not getting any either. i want peircings

44. If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one?

I thought about it, but they dont float my boat

45. What did you do for your last birthday?
I had a little get together with my family.

46. Do you carry a donor card?
WTF is that

47. Who was the last person you ate dinner with?
My grandma,sister, and two aunts.

48. Is the glass half empty or half full?
If its full of milk its half full (milk is too heavy) if its a cold glass of juice or water its half empty (cant get enough of my JUICE)

49. What's the farthest-away place you've been?
Las Vagsa and I was in 4th grade.

50. When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
Never, i dont eat tomatoes, theyre squishy and gross.

51. Have you ever won a trophy?
Yep, and i'll love that math trophy forever.

52. Are you a good cook?
Yep, i also bake in my free time (orange cakes with neon blue frosting and orange lettering)

53. Do you know how to pump your own gas?
Duh, im not a three year old

54. If you could meet any one person (from history or currently
alive), who would it be?
J.K Rowling cuz she started my reading/writing obsession or the inventor of the sims so i could hug them and ask them to make Harry Potter and other fandoms expansion packs.

55. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school?
Till first grade

56. Do you touch-type?
Nooo...

57. What's under your bed?
O.O IDK

58. Do you believe in love at first sight?
No

59. Think fast, what do you like right now?
Apple Juice

60. Where were you on Valentine's day?
School and then at home snacking on chocolate

61. What time do you get up?
7:15 am exactly everyday except weekend when i wake at 9am no matter what its my internal clock

62. What was the name of your first pet?
Blue, and he was my favorite fishy of all. When he died i was devastated, then came along blue #2

63. Who is the second to last person to call you?
My mom

64. Is there anything going on this weekend?
GHSGT study classes.

65. How are you feeling right now?
Ai'ght (okay)

66. What do you think about the most?
Life in general

67. What time do you get up in the morning?
See #61

68. If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to
tell people?
I wouldnt, i'd save it so when i finish uni all the money would have built up and i could move anywhere i wanted and not have to be supported by family, whod want me trapped in this place -shudders-

69. Who would you tell first?

Well, id at least tell my closest freinds and swear them to secrecy. I wouldnt tell the ones who cant keep a secret. --

70. What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema?

Resident Evil

71. Do you sing in the shower?
...how did you know?

72. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
this was asked before

73. What do you do most when you are bored?
read fanfiction or sleep or play kingdom of hearts: birth by sleep

74. What do you do for a living?
school

75. Do you love your job?
no

76. What did you want to be when you grew up?
a chef

77. If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be?
id be a chef

78. Which came first the chicken or the egg?
the egg, the dinosaur hatched a deformed egg and it mated with another and so forth.

79. How many keys on your key ring?
I have two

80. Where would you retire to?
retire? who said anything about retiring? I gots a lot to do before i die and i dont wanna be in an old people home

81. What kind of car do you drive?

Im sixteen waddaya think? MY MOM'S CAR DUH!!!!!! XD

82. What are your best physical features?
i hate how i look, but id say my hair, or my eyes cuz thats what i like the most

83. What are your best characteristics?
I look at things from both perspectives

84. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go?
Japan

85. What kind of books do you like to read?
Fiction, fantasy and romance. Sometimes a mystery is good.

86. Where would you want to retire to?
WTF is up with the repeating?

87. What is your favorite time of the day?
When im the only one up and its silent except for me myself and i

88. Where did you grow up?
Columbus, Ga

89. How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
Im in the same area.

90. What are you reading now?
Nunthing

91. Are you a morning person or a night owl?
Night owl

92. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
yes

93. Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
easy peasy

94. Do you have pets?
no

95. How many rings before you answer the phone?
like three and its usually my mom and if i dont answer quickly she hangs up and calls the house and somethimes like 7 times cuz i always lose it.

96. What is your best childhood memory?
When I figured out reading was so much better than mind-numbing tv

97. What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life?
school, school, school, school, school

98. Any new and exciting things that you would like to share?
i killed a spider in my room yesterday, IM SO PROUD OF MYSELF

99. What is most important in life?
how you feel about yourself, friends, and love

100. What Inspires You?
My friends and the things that go on as i learn more about life

I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE!
You know you're in Sirius Denial too love. 'No' you say? Well, that's why it's called Denial. Copy and Paste if you're not in Denial about being in Sirius Denial!

There are no sexualities . You love who you love and that's that. It's not restricted to one gender, no matter what gender it is. If you agree with me, copy & paste this into your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll beBLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live Add your name to the list if you've lost someone to the failure of motorcycles : Yaoiluvergirl

If you approve gay-marriages put this in your profile and add your name to the list:

Gaara's-pandachan101, art-is-a-BANG-2-hard-to-resist, Lee-All-The-Way, Starship13, Wistful-Dreamer, Calypphire, Shadow-Ravin, BlackPheonix913, Valerya Potter, Dowash, BloodyRoseSharpThorn, Yaoiluvergirl, semekyuubiukeminatolover94

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

True Story:

There once was a man. He had one son and lived a great life. He had no wife, because he was homosexual, but he was as normal as any other person. One day he was riding home from work, when he pulled over suddenly. He was having a heart-attack.

Luckily a police officer noticed his sudden stop and came over, then called paremedics. When the paremedics came he was in need of immediate attention. The paramedics were about to put him on a strecher and help him, but the officer who knew him, thought that because he was gay he had AIDS. He also said that they would get AIDS from touching him. So they just were at a lost as to what to do. The officer should have known that AIDS was a sexually transmitted disease and could not be passed by touching and that just becuase he was gay, didnt mean he had the disease. The two paramedics really should have helped, but were to afraid to disobey the officer.

I, writing this am only 13 years old and i would have helped him. He died right there with people around him who could have helped.

Steroetypes:

1. Gays have AIDS

2. AIDS can be tranferred by any contact

These are not true. AIDS does not discriminate by who you are or who you get it from and can only be passed by bodily fluids.

Dont be like the officer. Learn the facts. Copy and Paste. This whole story was taken from a real article. RIP.

If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS!

Try not to Cry

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

"And on the eigth day, God created fangirls... shortly thereafter, he said unto Adam... "My bad."" -Unknown.y stories! LMAO

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Sweetest Thing;

When she walks away from you, mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's OK don't believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Tease her and let her tease you back.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

Copy this into your profile if you think it's too sweet to ignore, then sign your name;

BloodyRoseSharpThorn ;3, Yaoiluvergirl, kyuubiandminatolover2012

Take the quiz and find out what kind of seme/uke you are! I happen to be both a

You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme!

Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're the only one able to put them in line and satisfy each other.

Most compatible with: Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke, Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke

and

You are a Innocent Uke!

Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.

Most compatible with: Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies. X
You love jeans. X
Dogs are better than cats.X
It's hilarious when people get hurt.X
You've played with/against boys on a team. X
Shopping is torture. X
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. X
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. X
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. X
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.X
You watch sports on TV.X
Gory movies are cool. X
You go to your dad for advice.X
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.X
ou used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear. X
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. X
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. X
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. X
Sports are fun.X
Talk with food in your mouth. X
Sleep with your socks on at night.X

Total: 18

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.X
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner. X
You wear the color pink. X
Go to your mom for advice. X
You consider cheerleading a sport.X
u hate wearing the color black.X
You like hanging out at the mall. X
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. X
You like wearing jewelry. X
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.X
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. X
You smile a lot more than you should. X
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. X
You care about what you look like. X
You like wearing dresses when you can. X
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. X
You love the movies. X
Used to play with dolls as little kid.X
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.X

Total: 19

So I'm a girl. whoopidy-doo!

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this. I love babies and I want to have children someday, so I hate abortion.

You say Pink,
I say black!
You say the Harry Potter series,
I say the Twilight series!
You say the Jonas Brothers are hot,
I say the Cullen brothers are HOTTER!
You say Miley Cyrus,
I say Haley Williams!
You say Romeo and Juliet,
I say Edward and Bella!
You say Werewolves,
I say Vampires!
You say Team Jacob,
I say Team Edward 4 ever!
You say you hate Twilight,
I say I hate YOU!

You Scored as Shikamaru

You are Shikamaru: a lazy genius. Your favorite pasttimes are watching the clouds, playing chess, and hanging out with your best friend Choji. This quiz might have been too troublesome for you to complete. Shikamaru 63% Tsunade 53% Choji 47% Sakura 34% Hinata 28% Sasuke 28% Gaara 28% Kakashi 22% Rock Lee 22% Orochimaru 19% Naruto 19% Ino 13% Jiraiya 6%

THE NARUTO SURVEY!! NARUTARDS UNITE!!

1) Who is your favorite character(s)? Kakashi, Iruka, Tsunade, and Itachi

2) Which is your favorite pairing(s)? GaaLee, NejGaa, ItaNaru, SasuNaru, and anyone with Naruto

3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? I'm a yaoi fan

4) Ever cosplayed Naruto character(s)? No.

5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. Games

6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? Um, maybe

7) NaruHina or KibaHina? KibaHina

8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuNaru

9) Which team is your favorite? Team 7

10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi = Obito) NO DUMASS

11) Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Duh, it's been proven more than once.

12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? Itachi

13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Anti

14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? YES, and boo the fillers

15) Have you read all the chapters so far? Yep

16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Completely

17) Sub or dub? Sub

18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti, death to the blossom

19) Tobi = Annoying or funny? Annoying to death

20) Do you even know who Tobi is? Of course I do. Jackass

21) Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Neiter

22) Which character would be the best crossdresser? Haku and Naruto

23) Rock Lee = Weird or awesome? Neither

24) Which character would be the best OOC? Naruto would be like Sasuke

25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? Yes

26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? No

27) Do you like lemons? YES!!!

28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? No

29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? No

30) Have you ever seen the Naruto Ultimate Fan Flashes? NOPE

31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? no

32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? NI dont like art

33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'What the heck is this?' I Dont like art

34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? Life yes, grades no.

35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? no, im broke because of my tendency to buy things\

36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? YES!!!

37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No, it was proven wrong by the time i heard it, but it had a strong basis

38) Do you draw Naruto fan art?I dont like art

39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? i nefer found him sexee

40) Do you have a Naruto OC? Generally

41) Do you look/act like a Naruto character? If so, who? i look like shikamaru just not as smart as him

42) do you think Naruto has taken over your life? erm, yea

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genesis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things

95% of the teenage girls will cry if Bella Swan was at the edge of a cliff ready to jump.

Put this on your profile if you will be from the 5% who will yell "Jump Bitch!!!JUMP!!!"

no offence to people who love twilight, i cant help how i feel! plus Bella just annoys me to death!:(

Hey, can I hurt you?

Can I watch you cry?

Can I see you scream?

Can I make you bleed?

Can I hold you in my arms and smile?

Smile at your fear?

Smile at your terror?

Smile as the blood from your veins leaves?

Can I, can I?

Well, you have no choice at all.

You are nothing, only dirt beneath my boot.

Only filth from the flesh of bitches and whores.

You are nothing, so let me use you.

Let your death give me amusement.

After all, what else can you do?

What else are you useful for?

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.

How wrong is this!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong.

If you hoped for a Hogwarts letter the day you turned eleven copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons

Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a fork

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. If you don't, just ignore this. But remember:

Matthew 10:33

"But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."

Dear Friend,

I just had to write to tell you how much I love you and care for you. Yesterday, I saw you walking and laughing with your friends; I hoped that soon you'd want Me to walk along with you, too. So, I painted you a sunset to close your day and whispered a cool breeze to refresh you. I waited; you never called. I just kept on loving you.

As I watched you fall asleep last night, I wanted so much to touch you. I spilled moonlight onto your face trickling down your cheeks as so many tears have. You didn't even think of me; I wanted so much to comfort you.

The next day I exploded a brilliant sunrise into a glorious morning for you. But you woke up late and rushed off to work-you didn't even notice. My sky became cloudy and My tears were the rain.

I love you. Oh, if you'd only listen. I really love you. I try to say it in the quiet of the green meadow and in the blue sky. The wind whispers My love throughout the treetops and spills it into the vibrant colors of the flowers. I shout it to you in the thunder of the great waterfalls and composed love songs for birds to sing for you. I warm you with the clothing of My sunshine and perfume the air with nature's sweet scent. My love for you is deeper than the ocean and greater than any need in your heart. If you'd only realize how I care. I died just for you.

My Dad sends His love. I want you to meet Him. He cares,too. Fathers are just that way. So please call Me soon. No matter how long it takes, I'll wait because I love you.

Your Friend,

Jesus

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you beleive and God and Jesus Christ is His son...
Then copy and paste this into your profile
If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says..
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

FEMALE COMEBACKS!!
Pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven
Woman: No but looking at you is painful

Man: Do you have a map? Because I'm losted in your eyes

Woman: yes and I'm trying to find a place far from you

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.If If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher,forbiddenkitsunegoddess13, Howl To The Moon, Nayeli, mochiusagi, L'uke-chan,NoinzChiq, black angel765, semekyuubiukeminatolover94 are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile.

“Someone wise once told me once people realize fates a bitch she has you killed” this person was fates best friend.

“Tomatoes are red, ashes are black, go to hell, and never come back”

Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother@#?!&! upside the head. Pass it on.Life isn't measured by the number of breaths we take but by the number of moments that take our breath away. Like choking.

Life is unfair, sometimes. Sometimes, the hero will find himself pinned under a thousand-pound gay Sumo wrestler with a hard-on and a bottle of Viagra, while the villain will be lounging on a beach chair a thousand miles away, sipping piña coladas in Fiji with a buxom blonde bimbo massaging the kinks out of his…feet. Yes, sometimes life is startlingly unfair, and it would do a person well to remember that

"If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. If you can’t bribe them, blackmail them."

The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his. --George S. Patton

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. --Mel Brooks Annoyingly true

"Luck is my middle name," Rincewind indisctincly. "Mind you my first name is Bad." --Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times

I am more afraid of an army of 100 sheep led by a lion than of 100 lions led by a sheep. --Talleyrand

“Do not anger dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.”

"Don't laugh in the face of death. It won't appreciate my sense of humor." --Between Dreams and Reality (Fanfiction); Roy Mustang

Words can't hurt you unless the person saying them writes them on an anvil and drops it on your head.

Damn once I had a handle on life; then it broke.

I have no preference. I hate everyone equally.

Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. --Frieda Norris

"Thank you, Uncle! We’ll be back soon, I promise!” That’s what she said, but what he heard was, “I’m going to get into as much trouble as possible within that time span, thank you for your cooperation.” -- some Fanfic with Tsubasa Chronicles, don't remember the title.sorry!

“Questions are a burden to others; answers a prison for oneself.” --The Labor Exchange

If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?

If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression. XD

"Good night, America. I'll see you in your dreams. I'll be the insane clown hovering over your bed with a knife."--Stephen Colbert

"The only people worthy of recognition are the unusual ones, because the usual ones are like the leaves of a tree, and live and die unnoticed. "

"If you had a chance right now, to go back in time and stop Hitler wouldn't you do it?...I mean I personally wouldn't stop him cause I think he was awesome, but you would right?" --Eric Cartman

I have a suggestion that I think would help fight serious crime. Signs. There are lots of signs for minor infractions: No Smoking, Stay Off the Grass, Keep Out, and they seem to work fairly well. I think we should also have signs for major crimes: Murder Strictly Prohibited, NO Raping People, Thank You for Not Kidnapping Anyone. It's certainly worth a try. I'm convinced Watergate would never have happened if there had just been a sign in the Oval Office that said, Malfeasance of Office Is Strictly Against the Law, or Thank You for Not Undermining the Constitution.-- George Carlin

Wizards have had their buttocks blown off because they kept their wands in their back pockets.”

“Name them. No one comes to mind? Shows how much you know, huh?”

“Shut up.”-- Madeye Moddy and Tonks from Harry Potter 6.

They say that when you die your life flashes before your eyes...So make it woth watching.

Just when you realize life's a bitch, it has puppies.

All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

I'm not antisocial, I just don't like you.

Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?

-- I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself: Where the fuck did my ceiling go?!

-- I hear voices... They said they don't like you.

-- Well... The voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

-- Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

-- I'm drunk...I'm armed...I'm off my meds. You had better make your message really, really sweet.

I don’t care if you’re not gay, I’ll make you gay

Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it is time to get up.

-- That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile please..

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

Y BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT
There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school.
The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma.

Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLy liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also.
Well of course she did, everyone did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.
Courtney tried to steal Jack away everytime sh had a chance to.

One day,Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies.

Ashley heard everything...what movie theatre and what time.

Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack andm Courtney.
Ashley sat right behind them.

she watched them get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theatre.
Courtney told jack "Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" He replied "hell yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window. Jack and her were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't there.

For the next few days Ashley wasn't there.

A week later her mother found her in her closet dead... she commited suicide because she had loved Jack so much.
Next to ashley's dead body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you.
I never thought you would do something like this to me.

I really loved you jack. I died for you just like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley

Please foward this or Ashley will haunt you and try to kill you because she wants everyone to know about Courtney.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

Repost this if you truly believe in God

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that "If you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father and the glory of Heaven"

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

FRIENDS Vs. BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reasons why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Will take the knife, and leave you be.

BEST FRIENDS: Will take the knife, and do a strip check every day for the next 3 years.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her (yet it would be nice) and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Pixel Alice, ME LOVEY JAZZY, Gandalf the Grey-Edelwiess, DoYouReallySeeMe, Potter's Angels, CelticHeiressFiona, The Love Dragon, I-am-a-slash-addict,storyprincess92, SasuAddique013, semekyuubiukeminatolover94

The Script taught me how to move on.

Greenday taught me that government's gonna fail someday.

Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love

Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through

Travis taught me to be generous

Taylor Swift taught me not every girl is going to treat me right

30 Seconds to Mars taught me to speak whats on my mind

Michael Jackson taught me to always love the people around me

Music taught me to live . . .

SasuNaru or SasuSaku?

Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto - Sakura always bugs Sasuke

Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke

Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone - He rarely speaks to Sakura

Sasuke and Naruto have saved eachother's lives on several occasion - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE

When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded) - He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, knocked her out... and carried on.

Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke

Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.

Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship - Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II

Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.

It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree.

The difference between a FAKE FRIEND & a REAL FRIEND……

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS Would be sitting next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes and a few embarrassing stories.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Ask where the bathroom is.

REAL FRIENDS: Take a shower, brush their teeth, floss, gargle, then start watching TV with only a towel around them, without saying a word.

I Have a Question...:

Most people don't mind SasuSaku pairings...

Some people see(or read) Naruto and Hinata kissing and say, "Aw... how cute!"

Other people cry when they see(or read) Tenten screaming her lungs out because Neji died...

What I don't understand is this...

Most people would slap you if they could when they see(or read) Sasuke and Naruto holding hands and sharing a drink...

Some people would shoot you looks of disgust when they learn that you enjoy reading(or writing) about Itachi and Sasuke kissing...

Other people would even hate you for disgracing the name of respectable shinobis such as Kakashi and Iruka or Neji and Gaara or Sasuke and Naruto when you write fanfics...

My question is...

Isn't love the same, regardless of gender?

Why do some think it is a terrible crime to like these strange pairings?

And why must some even go as far as to discriminate, insult, and associate the person with perversion, lust, and even mental retardation when they learn that you like these pairings?

Tell me now, what is the purpose of saying "love is blind"? When hypocrites like you refuse to see what love should really be like!

copy and paste this to your profile of you agree with me.

You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:

You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!)
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;
You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..);
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); (Shannaro!)
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!)
You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..)
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged);
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes :yaoi fan giggle:;
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs)
You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;
You sigh as this list ends XD
You were also screaming at Konohamuru in chapter 347 (page 10)
and You were awwing when Naruto dispelled the jutsu (jealous much?)
You replayed the credits ending to Shippuuden 65 over and over until your fingers cramped...then kept going anyway XD

If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile

Repost this if you truly believe in God

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that "If you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father and the glory of Heaven"