During one of his strolls through the forest to clear his head, Bog finds an unusually large primrose about to bloom. Unexpectedly, once it does right before his eyes, be hinds a small woman with purple butterfly wings sleeping inside. And now, through some agreement, she resides in his pocket, with him as her guide to the human world.

Bog and Marianne are recently married, so of course they're having sex, right? No. One of them is asexual and the other respects that. It's getting other people to respect it (or at least recognize it's none of their business) that's the problem.

In which a drunk Dawn climbs into Bog's truck, Bog phones Marianne for help, Roland is abused and phone numbers are exchanged. Butterfly Bog! Bog KingxMarianne

Bog hates Autumn even more than he hates Spring. Allergic!Boggy and Nursemaid!Marianne. Oneshot.