Hello! I'm Miss Minion, but you can just call me Miss or whatever. I'm 13 years old, and I love writing and reading. If you can't tell, I'm in love with Despicable Me and the minions. They're so freaking cute! Ah! Kill me now... or not...

current track on replay: Royals by Lorde. Ah-mazing.

likes: lorde, reading, writing, youtube, Rose, this, arnold & patrick schwarzenegger (asdfghkl) and logan lerman (he's very asdfghjkl) [got it from a prof. somewhere]

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wε all lοοκ ғoя нεaνεɴ aɴd wε pυτ oυя loνε ғιяѕτ

ѕoмετнιɴ' τнaτ wε'ɗ ɗιε ғoя, ιτ'ѕ oυя cυяѕε

ɗoɴ'τ cяy aвoυτ ιτ, ɗoɴ'τ cяy aвoυτ ιτ ' '

- ʟʌɲʌ ɗεʟ яεч

If you have spent a whole day reading Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse/Breaking Dawn, without any food, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile.

If you find Spongebob funny SOMETIMES, but most of the time he is SO annoying you want to throw the TV out the window, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile. (More like all night! :D)

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this to your profile.

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

People say that I'm weird, but I think that weird is strange, and strange is odd, and odd is different, and different is unique, and everyone is unique, so unique is normal, so therefore I am normal. If the same is true for you, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile XD

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are not sure if you find these 'copy and paste things' annoying or if you love them, copy and paste this on your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Azmanig huh?

I, Miss Minion, do solemnly swear to review all the fan fictions I read starting August 14, 2013 at 6:40 P.M., regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution. Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution; because everyone knows how much it sucks when you have 500 hits and 3 reviews . . .

7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children)

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The te acher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

Artistes/Bands I am currently obsessed with: Bastille, Lorde, Foster The People, Fall Out Boy, Hunter Hayes, The Saturdays, Colton Dixon, Austin Mahone, The Band Perry, Justin Timberlake, OneRepublic, Abandon All Ships and Avenged Sevenfold.

Albums I am currently obsessed with: Save Rock and Roll, Hunter Hayes (Encore), Pioneer, The 20/20 Experience, Night Visions, A Messenger and DNA.

Movies I am currently obsessed with: Inception, Despicable Me 2, Step Up (all), The Call, Red Dawn, G.I. Joe Retaliation, Olympus Has Fallen, White House Down, Father of The Bride and Pulse.

Books I am currently obsessed with: Mortal Instruments (the series), Ransom My Heart, Airhead (the trilogy), The Lord of The Rings and The Hobbit.

Actors I am currently obsessed with: ZACHARY LEVI. and LOGAN LERMAN. That's all...

Actresses I am currently obsessed with: Keira Knightley and Penelope Cruz (Pirates of The Carribean)

Copy this into your profile and try it for yourself!

1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle

2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

This Is What Makes Us Girls. (epic.)

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

The Scientist. (aw.)

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

U.F.O.

4. WHAT IS 22?

22. (whoa.)

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Mirrors. (well, he is a he. guess it fits.)

6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Nothing Left To Say.

7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Love Makes Me. (so true.)

8. WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

More Than This.

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Where Did The Beat Go. (what?)

10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Worldwide.

11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Summer Love.

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

How Come You're Not Here? (aw.)

13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Back To December.

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Everything About You.

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing. The questions are: Opening Credits, Waking Up, First Day of School, Falling in Love, Fight Song, Breaking Up, Prom, Life is just...OK, Mental Breakdown, Driving, Flashback, Getting Back Together, Birth of Child, Wedding, Final Battle, Death Scene, Funeral Song, End Credits.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..
As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile

Opening credits: Selene by Imagine Dragons. (hm?)

Waking up: Nothing Like Us by Justin Bieber. (what?)

First day of school: If I Lose Myself by OneRepublic. (right. i'm gonna get lost.)

Falling in love: Light It Up by OneRepublic. (hmmm...)

Fight song: Take You (Acoustic Version) by Justin Bieber. (mhm. i'm gonna take you so we'll start fighting.)

Breaking up: This Is What Makes Us Girls by Lana Del Rey. (yes, breaking up with guys is what makes us girls.)

Prom: Radioactive by Imagine Dragons. (yeah...)

Life is just...OK: Mine by Taylor Swift. (mmm...)

Mental Breakdown: True Love by P!nk and Lily Rose Cooper. (if you think about it, it fits. i hate him, but i love him. mental breakdown time!)

Driving: Viva La Vida by Coldplay. (yeah. i used to rule the world, and now i'm just driving.)

Flashback: In A Song by Hunter Hayes. (never mind.)

Getting back together: Things We Lost In The Fire by Bastille. (honestly.)

Birth of child: Burning Bridges by OneRepublic. (no comment.)

Wedding: Bring Me To Life by Evanescence. (what...?)

Final Battle: Better Dig Two by The Band Perry. (well, if i die, you die too. eh.)

Death Scene: All Around The World by Justin Bieber. (gee, thanks.)

Funeral song: What About Love? by Austin Mahone. (i love you, but i'm not sure it fits.)

End credits: Major Minus by Coldplay. (i give up.)

This is random.

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped/sat in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else (Who hasn't?)
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it.
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner or stupider, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. Put the apostraphe in the wrong place
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.