Hey kids, its your old pal _ here! I've been told that my bio actually has to contain info about me. Isn't that stupid? Why would a bio have my own info about me? Shouldn't it be called an auto-bio? Technically, since bio is short for biography, a person's bio should be written be someone else. But I babble. Anyway, here's some stuff about me.

About me: I'm an average teenager in modern day America. I'd tell you my age, but you don't need to know, so HA! Although I'm a pretty big nerd over some stupid things (DBZ, Lord of the Rings, etc), it's not all video games and me being stupid. I'm also an accomplished wrestler and football player, so stick that in your pipe and smoke it! No? Not even a titter? Hmm, tough sub. As you can tell, it's mostly just being a nerd.

My stories: My stories are completely idiotic and they are written by myself and my friend Noah. Most of it's me though, so don't blame him for the stupidity. I forced myself to change the title of Trunks's Bad Day because I realized that his day was just retarted and not that bad. I'm also planning on writing a few other stories. Some of those ideas are the Krillin Incident, which is something of a prequel to The Retarted Adventures of Trunks, and possibly a romance story, but I don't know if I can be serious enough to write a romance.

Useless info: You know what sucks? THERE ARE NO NEW INVADER ZIM EPISODES! THAT MAKES KIMARHI MAD! Wait, I'm not Kimarhi. Now I'm sad. I wanna be a Ronso.

Now I will do for you, the imitation. I will do for you, the Kimarhi Ronso: Hello. My name is Kimarhi Ronso. Thank you very much.

HEY EVERYONE, GUESS WHAT? I've got my very own clone of Mirai Trunks, yay! Only problem is he's really lazy and never wants to spar. Stupid Saiya-jin.

Here's something that's probably never been written: I was feeling bear this century, so I tied my sock pen to a lamp with a laser-jet koala attatched to an AIDS virus Chaunaka.

MORE USELESS CRAP!: bibble bibble boo bob cribben the pishilow on a yorbichav blome

Hey everyone! If you're reading this, you're probably an idiot like me. But even idiots have good opinions about some things. That's why, thanks to my friend Chris, there is a new place to voice your opinions about things. With editorials, news, a memorial to the Colombia, and some links to great sites, his site is great. The featured areas of the website though, is the message boards. You can go there and talk about mindless crap, or chat about politics with other members of the site. Enough of my meaningless babble, to go to the site where people can be smart and discuss things (or something like that), go to www.geocities.com/swimmerchris2