I would like to say I'm a great writer. I'm not. I would like to say I have a gorgeous tall, dark, handsome boyfriend. Since I can't date fictional guys, I don't. I would like to say I'm not obsessed with the following:

- The Hunger Games Trilogy
- Sherlock (BBC Television Series)
- Divergent Trilogy
- The Big Bang Theory
- Josh Hutcherson
- Food
- The Mortal Instruments series
- Harry Potter series
- Bridget Jones
- The Breakfast Club
- Josh Hutcherson
- Food
- Lost (TV Series)
-Josh and Food.
- Josh holding food.
- Josh feeding me food.
- Josh wears nothing but food.

But that would be a lie. Of course, I don't lie. You can even ask my husband, Josh Hutcherson :D

Seriously though, thanks for bothering to read. Let's be friends. Read my shit. Review. Laugh. Cry. BUT DO NOT TOUCH MY JOSHY BABY!!!!