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 Author has written 8 stories for The Santa Clause, Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, and Avengers.
CURRENT WORKS IN PROGRESS: List updated as of 7/1/17 Rules of Engagement (previously TEC:Reloaded) - 'The Santa Clause' Category (ONGOING)Little Talks - 'Avengers' Category (UPDATING SOON) Secrets of an Anarchist - 'Avengers' Category (UPDATING SOON) The Misadventures of an Impervious Mary-Sue - 'The Lord of the Rings' Category (ON HIATUS)
RETIRED STORIES: None of these will be continued in the future; however, I am keeping them posted for my own reference. The Emissary Clause - 'The Santa Clause' Category (No longer canon for my ROE universe or any of @safyresky's worksTEC2: Defining Elle - 'The Santa Clause' Category (No longer canon for my ROE universe or any of @safyresky's works)
SHELVED STORIES: The Hobbits: A Journey of Consequence - 'The Hobbit' Category
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RITD (as it was) by Morgul-squirrel reviews
Rolling in the Deep, in it's first incarnation, left untouched and unaltered, because at the time of writing this I absolutely loved it, and in the six year that have passed since its first chapter was posted am still in love with this story. So I've left it here for those who might wish to see what was and compare it to the new version that is. The M-rated content was removed.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,845 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Sauron, Witch-King of Angmar, Nazgul, OC
The Day I Literally Ran Into Mirkwood: A Love Story, Sort Of by jobiwonkanobi reviews
I came to four realizations in that moment: 1. I was in the woods alone with no weapon. 2. Daft Punk's 'Get Lucky' would be the song I was murdered to. 3. This dude looks like he's on his way to the renaissance fair 4. I really shouldn't be thinking this. It's totally inappropriate, but this guy's kind of hot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,182 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Legolas, OC
The Thing About Destiny by Just Watch Me Fly reviews
A pair of curious brown eyes that begged me to stay, sad blue ones that made me question everything I wanted, and pained green ones that tugged at my heart when I left. Suddenly put in a new world, Anna finds herself as Tony's nanny and as she grows used to her new life everything changes one day when she disappears and starts a journey no one could have predicted. Spans all films
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 154,648 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 2,585 - Follows: 2,884 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 5/7/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, OC
Santa's Claw by SCE2AUX reviews
Bernard and Santa examine their naughty and nice list and notice a disturbing upswing in the number of naughty children. They realize that desperate measures are needed to save these endangered kids. But after nearly 1,500 years, is Krampus up to the job?
The Santa Clause - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,089 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/19/2018 - Published: 12/19/2017 - Scott C./Santa Claus, Bernard, OC - Complete
Crystal Springs by SafyreSky reviews
It's been nearly a year since the Thaw and things are looking...not so great. Jack's powers have shorted and the Dome covering the North Pole is melting. The solution? Enacting the Legate Law, bringing Jack and the sister he hurt so many years ago together again. With his powers gone and his sister on the fritz, saving everyone just got a little more complicated. [Rewritten!]
The Santa Clause - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 125,201 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/17/2018 - Published: 1/20/2014 - OC, Jack Frost
The Spirit of Christmas is Dying by Icewine Rose reviews
An alternate universe story about what our beloved characters would do under Jack Frost's Santa and what would happen if Scott failed to regain his Santa-ness in the third movie. Needless to say, Jack isn't very good at instilling the Spirit of Christmas, which has magical ripple effects across the board.
The Santa Clause - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,616 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/6/2018 - Published: 12/1/2016 - Bernard, OC, Jack Frost
To Live Again by Wunderkind4006 reviews
Is it possible to die and come back to another world? For Clara Riley it just might be! A daydreamer and lover of all things fantastical Clara gets the shock of her life when she wakes up in Greenwood when she should be dead! A little AU story I wrote on a whim because I wanted to try writing something new, a possible future ThranduilXOC romance and lots of fun like that.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 89 - Words: 607,746 - Reviews: 2928 - Favs: 2,333 - Follows: 1,793 - Updated: 6/24/2018 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Legolas, Thranduil, Elf, OC - Complete
Jumping Through Time by AnaDona reviews
Karianne Conner was nothing special. She lived at home, went to university and loved Doctor Who. So what happened when one evening the Doctor appeared, along with a strange light? Was her reality really just a dream? Now, her whole life will change. OC along with 9/10/11 and 12.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 141 - Words: 798,069 - Reviews: 2415 - Favs: 1,597 - Follows: 1,611 - Updated: 5/21/2018 - Published: 10/17/2012 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, OC
Smiles by SafyreSky reviews
"Smile! Make this memory a good one!" [A giant one-shot dump focusing on Jack, his family, and friends. Now Playing: Mouse Trap. Jack's prank on Santa backfires; Jack decides to call his sister to try and fix the predicament he and Santa have found themselves in, as a result.]
The Santa Clause - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,108 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/20/2018 - Published: 12/5/2014 - OC, Jack Frost
The Misadventures of Loki by the1eyedtree reviews
A series of relatively short adventures mostly centered around a certain trickster of which whom has taken residence with the mighty Avengers. No slash except for maybe a one night stand or two Rated T for safety - it's Loki, interesting things are going to happen.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,002 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 2/6/2018 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Loki
Meet The Frosts by SafyreSky reviews
While Jack is busy up North making another mess, Mother Nature finds herself a tad overwhelmed with the mess he's already made. She can't do it all alone. Unfortunately for her that means going right to Jack's family to get the help she needs, and dredging up the messy past. [Takes place during TSC3; A sort of origin story for Jack] [Rewritten!]
The Santa Clause - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,000 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/30/2017 - Published: 11/25/2012 - OC, Jack Frost - Complete
We Could Take on the World (Wide Web) by ArwenisWholocked reviews
What does a texting conversation look like among the Avengers? Here's an idea... A collection of texts sent between the Avengers team; no set time frame, but POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR ALL OF THE FILMS! Rated K for safety; the rating may drop to K sometime. (Cover image is not mine)
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,166 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/3/2017 - Published: 4/16/2014
The Bird with a Broken Wing by TARDIS-elf reviews
Abby Brandon goes to Comic-Con with only one goal in mind: go crazy. She bites off a little more than she can chew when she stands up to an invader: Loki of Asgard. Thrown into a whirlwind of secret agents and devious plots, Abby sets her own goals with nothing but her sass and sarcasm to defend her. Rated T for violence. Writing gets better as you go along. CLICK:)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 43,535 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 4/29/2017 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Loki, OC
The Oddity Tales by LouiseWho reviews
Elizabeth Lorne was never the adventurous or daring girl. She was quite, humble, and always did what people asked of her. But when she and her best friend Amelia Pond start to travel with the Doctor, she is opened up to a whole new world of possibilities. (11xOC) {Hiatus Is Over ;D}
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 197,957 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 1/25/2017 - Published: 3/13/2014 - [11th Doctor, OC] Amelia P./Amy
Hogwarts watches 'A Very Potter Musical' by Evanescencefan97 reviews
It is Harry Potter's fifth year at Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft And Wizardry with a certain toad face professor. What happens when that professor discovers a certain play and decides to use it as an attempt to prove Harry Potter is a liar? Rated T for some swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 50,441 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 12/7/2016 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Dolores U. - Complete
Saving Keith: Traveling with Death by LePugly reviews
Katelyn just diagnosed with lymphoma(cancer) felt her whole world falling apart. But after a strange man visits her in the hospital giving her a strange locket, that causes her to jump through the past and future of a Time Lord that seems to know her all to well. ((Kate/Doctor))
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 81 - Words: 186,865 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 8/23/2016 - Published: 12/29/2013 - [10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, OC] 9th Doctor
Helikaraoke by LoquaciousQuibbler reviews
When did the Avengers get so good at singing, and when did Stark Tower and the Helicarrier become the set of The Avengers Musical?A collection of humorous oneshots including Avengers-themed song parodies. Stars original Avengers, often Loki, my OC Naomi Carson, and various other Marvel characters are occasionally thrown in.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 43 - Words: 92,937 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/27/2016 - Published: 11/19/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B., OC
The Avengers and Facebook by i-write-sins-not-poetry reviews
Natasha has to deal with the silliness of her team when they decides to join facebook. Tony & Clint can't stay out of a fight (probably because they're the one starting everyone) Thor and Jane going through difficulties in their relationship, Steve and Bruce being very confused and etc. Rated T for Loki using smileys and Jane's anger issues
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,117 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/29/2016 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B.
Contention by Annabeth Black reviews
As if love wasn't hard enough, Steve Rogers had to go and fall for Erin of all people. Erin, the woman who disliked him more than anyone else. Erin, whose past had been ruined inadvertently by him. Erin, who made him feel like he was flying. Steve Rogers/OC Disclaimer: I do not own anything other than the OCs and the plot line
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 77,663 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 6/22/2014
Once More by rattan reviews
Rose thought that she didn't exist at all in the parallel world before she moved there with her mother and Mickey, but it turns out that she's in for a surprise. There is a parallel Doctor who she didn't even know about, who went through the same experiences as her Doctor. Only, he didn't save her life on Satellite 5, leaving her to die, and making it so he never regenerated.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,175 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 11/21/2015 - Published: 5/3/2014 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Ermergerd-Lock: The Blind Banker (Sequel to A Study in Pink) by accio-feels reviews
A mysterious cipher is being scrawled on the walls around London. The first person to see the cipher is dead within hours of reading it. Ermergerd-Lock plunges into a world of codes and symbols, prosulting with London's best graffiti artists. He soon learns that the city is in the grip a gang of international smugglers, a secret society call the Black Water Flower. A lot of swears!
Crossover - Sherlock & Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,815 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/14/2015 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Sebastian M./Seb, DI Dimmock
Winter Souls by rebelspy reviews
Desperate to find a cure for her ailing sister, Queen Elsa hastily makes a deal with Odin of Asgard to heal Anna in exchange for her marriage to his son, Loki. [follows the main stories from the movies, but somewhat AU]
Crossover - Thor & Frozen - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,678 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 10/2/2015 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Odin, Loki, Anna, Elsa
The Less Serious Adventures of the Enterprise Incarnate by ZenaraTheDragon reviews
The crack side of the human Enterprise scenario... Kirk and the Enterprise bring out the worst in each other. Rated T mostly because of swearing and innuendo. Scotty/Enterprise.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,136 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/27/2015 - Published: 10/20/2013 - M. Scott, J. Kirk
What Happens In Middle Earth by KingOfBling reviews
Lily falls asleep with her head lying on an essay and a cup of coffee in her hand, yet she wakes up in Middle Earth. As she joins Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas on their journey she has to work out how to learn the ways of this world, as she falls for a certain blonde haired elf.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,536 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 7/31/2015 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Legolas, OC - Complete
Sacrifice by Shadowsammy reviews
My wish had been granted by the Valar. I had been given a second chance at life – to find Seth, and to fall in love. I could finally grow up. And I had become like the girl – the woman – that I had always wanted to be. Stronger and smarter. More confident. So, I would sacrifice everything to clear my conscience. I would sacrifice all of it, for him. Aragorn X OC. AU ***COMPLETED***
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 46 - Words: 220,262 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 4/9/2011 - [Aragorn, OC] - Complete
A Fire Shall Be Woken by FoundersDaughter reviews
What would have happened to the Fellowship had there been another race at the Council in Rivendell? Would things have happened differently? What if Aragorn and Arwen had been only siblings? Is it even possible to find love on a quest filled with danger, death and darkness? The rating is for later violence and possible lemons, I havent quite decided yet!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 111,497 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 6/17/2015 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Aragorn, OC
Beautiful at Heart by cmartlover reviews
Ever since he lost his sight, John Smith (Eleven) had always felt out of place. Lonely. A drifter. People either turned away or pitied him- The Blind Man. He never imagined how quickly his life would change-on one particular day. The day he nearly lost his life. The day he met Melody Williams. The day she saved him. [an 11/River AU]
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,345 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 1/3/2014 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] Clara O.
Never Alone by Shouting-at-the-Sky reviews
'There's always something to live for' the Doctor once said. This time, it's a teenage girl on her deathbed in an American hospital. With a brilliant mind and a big secret, this girl will change the Doctor's life forever.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 70,281 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/2/2015 - Published: 4/27/2014 - 11th Doctor, Clara O., OC
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Parody by lindir's gaze reviews
Bilbo has been caught up in a crackfic in which Gandalf is a BAMF, Fili braids his hair, Ori is AWESOME, Gloin loses various body parts, Oin killed every five minutes, and Dwalin is 90% alcohol. Prepare for an adventure filled with stupidity, anachronisms, egos, rivalries, hypocrisy, majesty, and a certain party king...
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 28,544 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/9/2015 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
A Confusing Regeneration by Annabell Archer reviews
The Doctor's been shot by a mysterious race of aliens known as the Rectofur. And, unfortunately, forced to regenerate. Now she must learn more about the Rectofur, who they are, and what they want, while learning to behave like a girl. Sorry if the chapters are a bit short. *NOTE: The OC is simply the Doctor's regeneration.*
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/25/2015 - Published: 6/17/2014 - Clara O., OC
From Bad to Worse by kaybet reviews
The long awaited sequel to Lost in Translation! Will the Doctor's recovery go as planned? Or will it just go downhill? And what about the little girl? Doctor!Whump
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,103 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 4/25/2014 - River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Keep trying by 000Diana000 reviews
Used to be called "Loki at Stark Tower", but it's not relevant anymore. Odin sends Loki to live on Midgard with the ones he had once called his enemies. How will the Avengers cope with living with Loki? How will Loki cope with living with his brother's team? Also is Odin really Odin? What's up with this Thanos guy? Hydra? Why do I summarize this story using questions?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,248 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki - Complete
Adventure Must Run in the Family by SkywardWriter reviews
Artemis and Amy are cousins and have been close friends since they were little. Now, seventeen year-old Artemis and eighteen year-old Amelia find themselves in world they've only ever read about with only their wits to defend themselves. Rated T for violence and some language.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,789 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Aragorn, Legolas, OC - Complete
Wonderwall by lilybear3121 reviews
"I just wanted to see what you were up to, considering you lied to Coulson." Clint said and then continued on to ask, "So how long have you been street performing anyway?" Phil's niece may just be the person Steve needs in his life after he wakes up from the ice. Steve/OC.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,806 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 4/25/2014 - [Captain America/Steve R., OC] Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson
They Come on White Horses by bluebunny28 reviews
Sequel to Knights. Can Loki prove himself to be the white knight he was to Isabelle? When sent to stay with the Avengers, he gets his chance.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,985 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Violet Court by Steampunkmagic reviews
Clara Oswald is your typical girl until one day she finds herself in the land of Shades. When Clara is mistaken for the missing Violet Princess, Oswin, how will she find her way home? But when she starts to fall for the Gray Knight, John Smith, will she even want to? Fairytale AU -Updates every Wednesday-
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 43,760 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 7/31/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
The Unexpected Trip by HannibalSolo reviews
I added what I have so far of this, which I also post on my deviantArt account. This is an Avengers x Reader fic, and it is a slightly altered history than the second Thor movie, but I hope that you enjoy what I have so far, dear readers. I should add it is rated T for the use of cuss words, but I hope you may still enjoy it, nonetheless.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,519 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Loki, Thor, Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis
Salvation by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
"Honestly, John, surely you've seen an Angel before." Wing!lock AU. Wing!lock 'version' of Series Three, Episode Three and onwards. (Major spoilers start in Chapter Three.) Canon drug use (no descriptions of, just after-effects) within; revamped HLV plot-point.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,898 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Fire Reborn by SilverMoonrise reviews
Creatures of old which have long since been forgotten are returning and wreaking havoc on the land they had once inhabited. But why? It looks like Middle Earth is in need of another hero. There are three possible saviors: one has been kept hidden from the world, another's heart yearns for adventure, and the third just wishes her sister would stop getting into trouble. Review please
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Legolas, OC, Beorn
The Conduit by Ista reviews
A woman discovers her extraordinary gift during an Avengers mission gone sour. She falls for the god of mischief, but how can you love someone if you can never touch them? AU, mainly Loki/OC. Also focuses on Steve and the whole bunch eventually.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,287 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Loki, OC - Complete
Two Hearted Rapunzel by woundedowl reviews
She was just a rare pet of a rich collector, never stepping out of her cage, a library without any doors or windows. Her entire life she was controlled, watched, and her only company were the countless books they gave her. But she dreamt of one day seeing the sky. Then he came. The most terrifying man in the universe. The Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,669 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/18/2014 - 10th Doctor, OC
The Woman in 221C Baker Street by Echo528 reviews
After the deaths of Amy and Rory, Maryanne Williams decides she needs to get away from the Doctor's adventures. Having him drop her off in London, she tries to have a normal life. Little does she know, by moving into 221C Baker Street, she's doing the exact opposite. Seeing as her new neighbor is a certain High Functioning Sociopath. (Slight Doctor Who Crossover) [Sherlock x OC]
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,499 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 6/25/2014 - [Sherlock H., OC] John W., Mrs. Hudson
Premiere by DayDreamerFromAsgard reviews
It's an unspoken rule that John turns turns off the television whenever Sherlock has a case, but one night he keeps it on. How Sherlock became a fan of Doctor Who. (No slash, just domestic adventures!)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Complete
Do You Want Me To Call Mycroft? by Hannatude reviews
A song in which John is sick and tired of Sherlock moping behind closed doors and threatens to get Big Brother involved.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2014
Earth's Mightiest Heroes! Wait, what? by SilverHeart09 reviews
A series of one shots focused on the Avengers! Pranks! Romance! Polite conversation! Thor's biceps! No slash, plain clean fun with a few naughty words. Please review!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,107 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.
Evaluations by ohmygoshcheese reviews
Nick Fury receives an evaluation from his superiors saying his employee morale is too low. He asks Phil for help on this and ends up with a box of smiley face stickers... Just a little drabble. One shot
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Nick F. - Complete
Of Time Agents and Gods by Akira4444 reviews
Loki scoffed. "Time Lords are mythical beings. They do not exist."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Loki, OC
Midgardian Devices by velvetrose09 reviews
Thor has been assaulted by an over eager salesman who convinces him to buy a pair of cell phones. He does, so what happens when you equipped two norse deities with cell phones? Thor and Loki and cell phone conversations in stranger situations.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,198 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Thor, Jane F., Loki
The Glowing Stars by wibblywobblywhogirl reviews
A quick late-night hike to clear the pain of a migraine and a solitary life turns Evelyn's existence into something extraordinary when, with the help of a mad man in a blue box, she discovers that she has the ability to do truly amazing, impossible things, things a human should be simply unable to do. The catch? She endangers herself and others each and every day...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 77,286 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 5/23/2014 - 10th Doctor, OC - Complete
The Actor by Shivver reviews
While filming his final specials for Doctor Who, David Tennant finds himself in the TARDIS, face-to-face with a future incarnation of the character he portrays, his childhood hero. When he discovers that he can't return to his own world, he must determine his place in this strange yet familiar universe. 11th, Amy, Rory, 10th
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,822 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 4/18/2014 - 10th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
The Misadventures of Bernard & Curtis by EvergreenGirl reviews
Ever wonder what Santa's elves are doing in the middle of the year? Curtis is up to his usual shenanigans, and Bernard's always micromanaging things. How will they survive each other until next Christmas? A series of one-shots about your two favorite elves.
The Santa Clause - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 5/7/2014 - Scott C./Santa Claus, Bernard, OC - Complete
Lost in Translation by kaybet reviews
The TARDIS translation circuit breaks and the Doctor has to fix it with the help of the Ponds. Problem- The Doctor doesn't actually speak English. Doctor!Whump
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 15,460 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 1/13/2014 - River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Fair Shadow by Athena Silverwolf reviews
Long ago, when a shadow covered Middle Earth, two High Kings fought and died side by side. They drove the shadow back with the light of hope and love. Now, as the shadow rises once more, two heirs will come forward to stand together. Aragorn, heir of Elendil, will stand in the spotlight as King, but there is an heir who stands in the shadows to lead the light. slight Legolas/OC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,697 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Aragorn, Legolas, E. Gil-Galad, OC - Complete
How to Save a Life by Ttime42 reviews
John is an injured war vet recently returned to a London very different from the one he left behind. An impulse purchase of a slave leads them both down a long path of friendship, healing and recovery. Set in my 'Invasion' universe. Genfic. Dystopia. Contains: swearing, slavery, violence, collars and leashes, politics. More notes inside.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,015 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Fellowship of the Misfits by Thargelion reviews
In which Frodo cries, the horses of Middle-earth get revenge, Aragorn guzzles miruvor, Boromir snarks, Glorfindel is hyper, Sam hides in rosebushes, Elrond is threatened with death, and the Nazgul are rather deaf. And to top it off, Frodo Baggins is carrying the One Ring! Valardammit! A parody of FotR.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,728 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014
Manservant Under The Mountain by sarenelsoria reviews
None of the company dies, Bilbo leaves before the battle of five armies. Dain believes that Bilbo should be more strongly punished for stealing the Arkenstone. He hires Bounty hunters to bring him back to Erebor, on the journey the bounty hunters break Bilbo, making him have the mind of a child before he heals. Thorin inacts an old Dwarven law and makes Bilbo his Manservant. m/m
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,982 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 2/22/2014 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.]
Across Middle Earth by StormySkyLeaf reviews
Alylonna Gardner is a Hobbit. And she has just come of age. She decides to quit her home and to move in Hobbiton, where she hopes to have a bit of adventure. There, she meets Frodo Baggins, the Ring Bearer, who's preparing himself for a travel across Middle Earth, and she decides to join him. What will happen then? Frodo/OC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,246 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Frodo B., OC
Immoral by ThrashLikeAMechanic reviews
After a black hole created by red matter spits out a cargo ship from another universe, the crew must accommodate new comers- their gender-opposite selves. Trouble ensues after Spock get's himself pregnant and both McCoy's refuse to terminate a Vulcan pregnancy. Genderbending/ Gender Bending/fem!/ OCs (Updates Daily)
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,915 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 12/22/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, OC
Where Evil Lies Hidden by SilverMoonrise reviews
When Luna Goldon stumbles upon Frodo in her own world, she gets sucked into an adventure she'd never thought possible. Will she and her friend, Carmen White, survive in Middle-Earth? Which path will she choose? Who is behind the mysterious voice? And what's more, who's heart has she won? IT IS NOT ONLY A RE-ENACTMENT OF LOTR! It's my first Fic. Review please! TRY CHAPTER TWENTY TWO
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 23,478 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Frodo B., Legolas, Faramir, OC - Complete
Loki'd by writingsofalyricalheart reviews
Shayne Dawson, a 21 year old security guard at SHIELD, only wanted a little adventure in her life, along with some answers about her childhood. When Loki, the imprisoned God of Mischief, escapes, Shayne tries to stop him. But, she finds she has quickly become 'Loki'd'. Will strong will and pride win, or will her feelings get the best of her? (Language/Suggestive-ish themes)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,677 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 1/4/2014 - [Loki, OC]
Reflections by SafyreSky reviews
Jack Frost was about to freeze Lucy, when he changed his mind. What caused him to change his mind? (One-Shot/Drabble. Literally under 200 words [maybe]. Takes place during said scene in SC3. K because the word 'blood' is used once. Better safe than sorry).
The Santa Clause - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Jack Frost - Complete
It's Just A Job by Word-Spitting-Dragon reviews
Kirk is a mercenary, Spock is an investigative journalist who sticks his nose out a little too far and Spock's dad, Sarek, happens to be the shady dealer that brings the two together. AU Spirk May bump up to M in later chapters
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,130 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 11/5/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock
1,000 Light Years by A Vulcan's Kiss reviews
!1,000 Challenge! • It was a couple weeks after McCoy had been forced to mind-meld with the Spock of the mirror universe. He'd gotten over it, or at least that's what he kept telling himself. • Prompt #7 - "'Always There' ft. McCoy and Spock" • [1,000 Prompts, 1,000 Stories] • Will accept Suggestions/Prompts • R&R Please! • !Each chapter is a one!shot! • CH7 UP!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,674 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 11/30/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, M. Scott, Spock
It Was Actually About the Spotlight and the Wifi by lindir's gaze reviews
Frodo goes on a search for WiFi Featuring: the Battle for the One Spotlight, pyromaniac elves, nose connoisseurs, Gandalf being a BAMF as usual, and general insanity.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,715 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Frodo B., Gandalf
In The Looking Glass by Luna Nightwyn reviews
Legolas is trapped on 21 century earth, the realm of diminished magic, he must escape the evil clutches of a banished sorceress, navigate technology, and find that even in an alien world where nothing was what it seemed, that he could find an ally. Follow along as Amanda has to deal with a centuries old elf, who seems hell bent on driving her insane. AU. Warnings Inside.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,425 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Legolas, Human, OC
Home is Behind, The World Ahead Part 1 by SindarinRaven reviews
'I never did what was typical. So instead of going to college, getting a job and becoming my mother. I find family in a mythical race, go on a mission…quest…thing, find love, fight in a war to save the world, and become a Queen' There were ten members of the Fellowship instead of nine. This is Isa's story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,765 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Aragorn, OC, Haldir, Boromir
Of Handbooks and Head Elves by Rosebud5 reviews
Set a few years before "The Santa Clause 2," this is a little oneshot about Bernard coming to visit Judy at the North Pole Cafe and telling her about the newest nuisance in his life-The Number Two Elf: Curtis. The rest is a suprise! MERRY CHRISTMAS, ALL!
The Santa Clause - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Bernard - Complete
Quest for Identity by MegaKitty reviews
A human girl joins the fellowship and discovers who she is. NOW DIVIDED INTO CHAPTERS. AragornOC.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 67,400 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Aragorn, Frodo B. - Complete
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Rules of Engagement reviews
(TEC:Reloaded) When a letter to Santa brings changes to every aspect of Elle Connelly's life, she faces personal challenges around every corner. Then, Bernard chooses her to become his number two, his right hand. There's something magical binding them together that neither understands...it's a lot for a new elf to handle, but can Elle learn to accept it before it's too late?
The Santa Clause - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 242,342 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/21/2018 - Published: 12/3/2016 - [Bernard, OC]
Little Talks reviews
"Your name is Jamie Buchanan Barnes. You were the first female sergeant in the 107th. We were friends." "NO!" "You know me." "You're my mission." "Finish it, then. Because I'm with you to the end of the line." How Jamie Barnes stopped being the Winter Soldier, and took up residence in Avengers Tower while recovering her memory, herself, and her best friend. Fem!Bucky, Steve/Bucky.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,587 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 11/10/2018 - Published: 11/23/2014 - [Captain America/Steve R., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier]
A Hundred Lifetimes reviews
Glances into various alternate universes with Bernard and Elle! This is a spin off of sorts to Rules of Engagement that will cover just about every variation of romantic AU made popular on tumblr. Expect college!AU, coffee shop!AU, hanahaki!AU, soulmate!AUs galore, superhero!AU, red string!AU and many, many more! (Bernard x OC. Will cross into various genres throughout.)
The Santa Clause - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/10/2018 - [Bernard, OC]
The Emissary Clause reviews
(RETIRED. This story has been completely rewritten and expounded upon in Rules of Engagement! This older version no longer conveys my vision for the ROE/TEC universe, Elle, or anyone else for that matter. Feel free to check out the rewrite, and thank you for all the love you've shown this story over the years!)
The Santa Clause - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,623 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/4/2016 - Published: 11/2/2013 - [Bernard, OC] Scott C./Santa Claus, Jack Frost - Complete
Secrets of an Anarchist reviews
Mia Paxton is a political journalist living with her best friend, Jane Foster. When Jane is called away to Tromsø on business, Mia is unexpectedly roped into advising SHIELD on the motives of a certain God of Mischief-placing her long kept secrets at risk. What is Mia Paxton really hiding, and what does SHIELD want with an anarchist anyway? Book 1 of 'The Paxton Files'.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,284 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 7/12/2014 - [Loki, OC, Captain America/Steve R.] Iron Man/Tony S.
The Misadventures of an Impervious Mary-Sue reviews
When Marilyn Comett wakes up in Middle Earth, all she wants to do is kick some ass. But the Magic that summoned her is set on turning her into the one thing she loathes: a Mary-Sue! It has also created a series of plot twists for her and the characters of LotR. Can she overcome the battle within, while finding her place in the quest to save Middle Earth? (Tenth Walker, Sue Humor)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,219 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 1/23/2014 - OC, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli
TEC2: Defining Elle reviews
(This version has been retired, as it no longer fits my headcanons for this universe. Please read Rules of Engagement for the updated and /improved/ story of Elle and her friends!)
The Santa Clause - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,259 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 6/27/2014 - [Bernard, OC] Scott C./Santa Claus, Jack Frost - Complete
The Hobbits: A Journey of Consequence reviews
When Gandalf the Grey comes to the Shire, he does not solely select Bilbo Baggins as 'THE' Burglar. Gandalf also enlists the aid of another: a hobbit of the mysterious Aigrette clan and, most importantly, an Adventurer. Will these two hobbits survive the Journey and it's perils, and make it There and Back Again? (Consider this a 'Second Burglar' type story.) Bilbo x OFC
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,694 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 1/15/2014 - [Bilbo B., OC] Gandalf, Thorin