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Joined 08-28-11, id: 3205254, Profile Updated: 03-31-13

Hello all hehe Im Meme and I LOVE YAOI!!!! IM THE BIGGEST FAN EVER CREATED MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH lolz sorry got carried away _'.But anyways i really like it here though at first i really hated it since when my best friend first showed it to me i say a pole about hating yaoi and i declared that i hate this site buuuuuuut ive found it to be so AWESOME!! i love the stories and the authors i love to write yaoi stories myself and im pretty damn good but Im soo lazy .

A little about me and pretty straight forward and not ashamed that i like yaoi i stand behind it anytime people say eww Uu like that kind of thing and i say FUCK YEA I DO!! because i love yaoi its apart of me i read it morning evening night time i fall asleep reading this im an expert on gay intercourse i could be a guide for a new gay couple lolz. But any way i love all kinds of music J-pop, K-pop, Hard-style, Dub-step ,hip-hop, and others

I love making new friends now trust me im not all about yaoi i loove to have fun and talk about weird things hehe maybe because im a very weird person and love to see people laugh it makes me happy so don't be afraid to talk to me or ask any questions

Im a HUGE!!!!!!!!!ANIME FREAK! lolz i dont care wat anybody says anime is the best lolz XD Im a huge Bleach fan and i love alot more anime's but since im lazy i dont want to list them .

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile (Every single one of them...)

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Bleach Vampire fics r awesome, copy and paste this onto ur profile.

If u think I'M mad, copy and paste this onto ur profile.

If you consider your favorite manga/anime character your husband, wife, brother, or sister, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Gin is good at heart, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy!

I read Manga, so I MUST be a loser.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

Rebel

[X] I always speak my mind.
[ ] I have 0% of school spirit.
[X] bleep FUCK you, I won't do what you tell me!
[X] I stand up for what I think is right.
[ ] On spirit days at school, I wear the rebel's colors.
[X] Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite.
[ ] I won't listen to authority figures.
[ ] I always break the rules.
[ ] I refuse to compromise.
[X] I'm always arguing with people.
[X] I love debate.
[ ] I always do what's unexpected of me.
[X] I don't give a POOP SHIT what people think of me.
[X] If I watch a cruddy movie in theaters, right after it's over, I'll say 'that sucked'.
[X] I'm not afraid to contradict others.
[ ] I only respect my own beliefs.
[ ] If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what.
[X] I laugh at compromising people.
[X] I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out.(on occasions)
[X] Rules were meant to be broken.
Total: 12

Weirdo

[X] I talk to myself. (When I'm trying to figure somthing out that or I'm second guessing myself XD)
[X] I say really random things all the time.
[X] I fidget a lot.
[ ] I still use a wheeled backpack.
[ ] People laugh at me.
[ ] I walk really funny.
[X] I have a very different sense of style.
[ ] I talk in a robot voice often.
[X] I'll stop whatever I'm doing, and break out in a crazy dance if the mood strikes.
[X] I debate stuff with myself.
[ ] I hear voices.
[ ] I'm obsessed with aliens and the other planets.
[ ] I have a fascination with robots and machinery.
[ ] I use really big words no one understands, and they give me weird looks.
[X] I say random lines of babbling that make sense to no one but me.
[ ] I dart my eyes from side to side.
[ ] I always pretend I'm a robot or other weird non human thing.
[X] People have no idea why I think the way I do.
[X] I have some very unusual, extraordinary talents.
[ ] When people ask me if I like something that's trendy, I pretend to be scared or confused.
Total: 9

(THIS IS TO JESSICA MY BESTEST FRIEND IN THW WHOLE WORLD)

Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because you're gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

(Random Phases that i stole lolz)

Beware the letter "G." It is the end of everything.

YES, I am random, thanks for asking.

When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and yell, "Taste the fucking rainbow!"

The word "bed" actually looks like one!

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

LOOK! a distraction!

Nah, it's not your fault. But I'm blaming you anyway, K?

Without ME you're just AWESO

I'm like a boomerang, throw me away and I'll come back and hit you in the face.

I'm crazy, so get over it.

When Life gives you lemons make grape juice then watch the World trying to figure out how you did it.

I thank *SexyBleachGuys* because i stole all this awesome stuff from his page XP!!!!!

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Damn That Demon by The Petulant Prodigy reviews
Ichigo Kurosaki has discovered something terrible: he has a crush on the biggest nerd and loaner in school, Grimmjow Jaegerjaques, who is actually a...delinquent? A sadist? A beast in human form? Damn that Demon! AU Yaoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,859 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 3/12/2016 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
The Fairy Prince by Racey reviews
Grimmjow is one of the last of his kind to survive the massacre of his people. With an evil tyrant after him, he is sent to an entirely different world, where he meets Ichigo Kurosaki, an innocent college student. AU, yaoi, swearing, violence.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,765 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
New Chances by Bleach Fox reviews
Ichigo is a Neko Hybrid abused by his owner Sosuke Aizen a Hybrid collector. Fleeing from his prison, beaten and starved, he wanders the streets before collapsing in an alleyway. Enter one blue haired human surgeon, who happens to specialise in Neko's. Will he save the half dead one he finds with strange orange hair? Full summary inside
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,247 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Don't Drop The Soap by The Petulant Prodigy reviews
"Don't thank me just yet. If ya change yer mind, don't drop the soap." Jail sex. Simple, right? GrimmIchi AU Yaoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,690 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Captivate Me by miszxbrii reviews
"You captured my heart, so it's only right for me to capture you in return." Grimmichi, Yaoi. Rated M for a reason
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,410 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Strawberry Incubus by miszxbrii reviews
"No matter what you try to do or say, you will always be a demon. And humans are unable to love demons. So why do you make yourself hurt, Ichigo?" Ichigo just wanted to be loved, no matter what he was. Is that too much to ask for? Grimmichi, Yaoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,123 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
I'm Psycho, Baby by The Petulant Prodigy reviews
Ichigo becomes engaged in a rape fantasy that he will not soon forget. AU Mature.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,190 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
On Words of Honor by UchiHime reviews
He was their big brother, he had to protect him, and to do so he would face down any man or beast. Ai/Ichi, vamp/human, dubcon, rated M for a reason as in graphic smut with an oral fetish.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/22/2009 - S. Aizen, Ichigo K. - Complete