So what is there about me that I want you to know. I LOVE reading Fanfiction so decided to do my own. I have many ideas so there will be many stories from me. I hate when authors write these great stories and get up to chapter 12 and never finish them.

So the bordom got the better of me! So now I am back with A LOT of new stories. I mean A LOT!

I took off my pokemon story 'In the Shadows of the Sun' and will rewrite it, I think.

Here are a list of UNCOMPLETE STORIES that I MIGHT post

Naruto

Shino X You story

Kiba X OC

Konoha Rookie 9's Parents story

KLakuzu X OC

Shibi X OC

Bleach

Zaraki X OC

Byakuya X OC

Zaraki X OC, Byakuya X OC, Kumamura X OC

Byakuya X OC

Zaraki X OC

Harry Potter

Charlie X OC

Lord of the Rings

2X Haldir X OC

Stargate Atlantis

Rodney, John, Teyla, and Ronan story

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said , 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No , I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis , does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do..
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes , voodoo.
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor , isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep , he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son , the 20-year-old , how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20 , much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
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ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them.. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral , OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral...
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not , he was by the time I finished.
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
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And last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

Favorite Quotes:

"Tatsuki's hot now?!" Isshin Kurosaki

""Hmm how shall I say this... My first impression is... I don't like you guys." Kakashi

"SHUT UP! ALL THESE FREAKS KEEP APPEARING! HOW THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO REACT?!" Naruto

"If women made you a better person, I wouldn't want to know what were you like before." Shikamaru to his father

Things that I do not like in Fanfics

Naruto: Naruto high school fics. I don’t know why but I would rather read a cool Naruto fanfic about them and all their cool jutsus. And I don’t want to read about high school drama, I’ve gotten 4 years of that and would rather not relive it!

Bleach: There is nothing more annoying than a Bleach OC who’s occupation is ‘Substitute Shinigami.’ Here’s why. First off, the circumstances in which Ichigo became ‘substitute shinigami’ were RARE! Not every day a Shinigami goes into someone’s bed room and then impales her sword on you transferring her Shinigami powers into them. Second, Ichigo’s transformation wasn’t as dramatic as everyone thinks it was, I mean his father is a retired Shinigami. Third, I know that a lot of people in Karakura Town have the ability to see spirits but I am going to take a wild guess in saying that most of them are probably like Tatsuki, Mizuiro, and Keigo, in that they are regular people with no hidden powers like Orihime or Chad. People would have a more realistic fanfic if they said that their OC was a Quincy.

Lord of the Rings: People falling into Middle Earth. I like the ones that are for humor, but the ones that are for Romance, are just stupid. Ok so let’s say I did fall into Middle Earth one day, and met up with some traveling men, I would probably feel all embarrassed because I usually don’t wear a long dress, or skirt, or traveling tunics, or leggings as pants, I wear jeans a tank or a graphic tee, which most people in world wear nowadays. Ok so I’m traveling along with them and God forbid they start talking to me. How in the Hell am I supposed to understand their language, because let me tell you, Tolkien’s men didn’t speak in ENGLISH. They most likely spoke in a Celtic dialect. Or maybe I meet an Elf or Dwarf. Now, that is a language barriar, that no matter how hard I try, I won’t be able to break. So how in the world am I supposed to fall in love with one of them. There are only a few reasons why people falling into Middle Earth fan fiction should stay more towards the Humor and less towards the Romance.

My hot guy list (includes anime characters) Why I have this on here, you ask? Because I fucking can! THAT'S WHY! It's going to be long too so I will try and group them together.

Dean (Supernatural) OMG soooooooo hot!

Haldir (LotR) Plays a small role in the trilogy but still!

Fred (Harry Potter) I know they are twins but I think Fred is cuter than George but they are both still some of my favorite characters in the books.

Neji (Naruto) He makes puipless people look pretty damn good!

Shikamaru (Naruto) Giving him props. I doubt he puts any effort into the way he looks and still looks like that!

Gaara! (Naruto) Ok, bloodthirsty demon or not I would so want him to do naughty things to me! Hehe ;)

Shino (Naruto) I hate bugs! but I would make an exception with poor, cute Shino.

Kiba (Nartuo) Animalistic nature, funny, cute smile, and he has a PUPPY! Do I need to say anything else? I know Akamaru is a dog but I call all dogs puppies.

Kakashi (Naruto) I would so do those things that he reads about in his books with him!

Minato (Naruto) Hot papa! If Naruto grows up to look like him he will earn a spot on this list!

Hidan (Naruto) Ok I don't know why he attracts me so much but he does!

Mustang (Full Metal Alchemist) I know he is taken by Hawkeye but I would still serve under his comand any day.

Edward (Full Metal Alchemist) Short but that is a good thing cause it suits him!

Ronan (Stargate Atlantis) Hot alien from a far off world! Who doesn't fantasize about that?!

John Shepard (Stargate Atlantis) Marine Corps. Colonel, knows how to fly a plane and a spaceship, and has a awesome hair!

Paul (Pokemon) Rude, mean, sarcastic, yet I would still go out with him! (I just think that there is another side to Paul that the stupid writers of Pokemon should explore!)

Urahara (Bleach) Owns a CANDY SHOP. It is also a one stop shop to all your Human world nessities that a shinigami would need when coming to the world of the living.

Kenpachi (Bleach) Rugged handsomeness and a nice ass body!

Yumichika (Bleach) So I don't know what side of the fence this guy is on but which ever side what can I say the guy is 'beautiful!' Hahaha

Ichigo (Bleach) Hot carrot top. I usually don't like red headed guys for personal reasons but he would be an exception along with Fred.

Renji (Bleach) Wish I knew what shampoo he uses cause him and Orochimaru (Naruto) have hair that I just want to run my fingers through!

Hisagi (Bleach) Bad boy appereance with tattoos!

Kensei (Bleach) Very serious but I think I can get him to crack a smile!

Aizen (Bleach) Traitor or not without the glasses he his HHHOOOTTT!

Ulquiorra (Bleach) Espada No. 4 He can take me hostage any day! Can't believe Orihime would even think about not going with him! Aside from the obvious homiscidal reasons of course!

Grimmjow (Bleach) I LOVE the color of his hair. If I were an anime character I would want my hair to be colored like that.

Stark (Bleach) Has a Shikamaru complex, if I had to choose for looks I would choose Stark.

Reid (Criminal Minds) Has a hot nerd complex!

Morgan (Criminal Minds) He is a big hunk of dark chocolate that I would love to take a big chunck out of! Hahaha.

Favorites

I LOVE OCs so expect many of those!

I am also a big fan of LEMONS! _ tee hee.

Pokemon: Favorites: PaulXOC, BrockXOC, AshXMisty, AshXDawn. Least Favorites: PaulXDawn, BrockXMay, AshXMay (I don't know I just don't really like May for some reason.) PaulXZoey, RegieXDawn.

Naruto (There are a lot):Favorites: Pretty much any male characterXOC. Exceptions (But still like them with OC'S), ShikamaruXTemari, NarutoXHinata, LeeXTen Ten, ShinoXKiba, HidanXKakuzu, SakuraXIno. There are probably more but I can't think of them right now. Least Favorites: NejiXTen Ten, ShinoXHinata, SakuraXSasuke, ShikamaruXIno.

Fruits Basket: HatoriXOC, ShigureXOC, ShigureXFemale Akito, Male AkitoXTohru.

Bleach (My new obssession!): KENPACHIXOC (omg love Kenpachi! And Yachiru is sooo cute too!) UraharaXOC (he is hot!), HisagiXOC, IzumoXMomo, ByakuyaXOC, RenjiXOC (he has great hair!), JushiroXOC, UlquioraXOC, YuroichiXSoi Fon, RangikuXGin, AizenXOC, and many more!

Harry Potter: Favorites:CharlieXOC, RonXHermione, HarryXGinny, ArtherXMolly, LuciusXNarcissa, LuciusXOC. Least Favorites: Hermionie with anyone except Ron.

Lord of the Rings: Favorites:HALDIR (LOVE HIM)XOC, Tharinduil(Legolas's father)XOC, GlorfindelXErestor, ElrondXCelebrain(Something like that.) Least Favorites: Haldir with humans, Tharinduil with humans (The reason I don't like him with humans is because he's a KING not like Haldir who I just don't see a human with.)

Criminal Minds: ReidXOC, MorganXOC, MorganXPenelopie.

Law and Order SVU: FinnXMunch, MunchXOC, FinnXOC, EliotXOlivia.

So I suppose that's it. Until I can think of more

Here are the links for Aria's outfits for my first story In the Shadow of the Sun.

Aria's normal clothes:

Her corset top:

Her black cropped jacket (But more casual):

Black denim skirt with a chain in front on her left side:

Converses only in red:

Bangles : http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3348/3230951618_bd4296c6b5.jpg?v=0

Necklace only with a silver chain:

Tattoo:

Aria's Interview outfit and hair

Her dress:

Her necklace:

Her Bracelet:

Her heels In Black and purple:

Her hair:

Aria's work dress and hair:

Your hair and dress. With the dress it doesn’t have a train and is a darker purple:

Pearl necklace but in pale pink:

Pearl chandelier earrings but also in pale pink:

Eyes: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2176/2333724519_709550bc99.jpg

Lips:

Top (in midnight blue):