Update: (5/3/2016) started dating my co-worker and now (9/11/2016) still going strong and we both have a love of naruto.

UPDATE: I have changed my pen name from LezBot to MentalSebby13

Name: Sebastian Mourning (nick name)

Gender: Female

Age: 25 (December 10th)

Intro: First off thank you for taking the time to read all of my rambling! :)Well where to start... first off my outward appearance does not depict me as a whole so the quote "Don't judge a book by it's cover" is basically me in a nut shell that being said I am an "alternative/rock-ish" female who loves her body mods (i.e tattoos and piercings). I also happen to fall under the category of lesbian. Which means I am a huge supporter of gay rights (duh!) which also means I DO NOT tolerate "Homophobia" so if you don't "agree" with my beliefs and myself as the person I am then don't read any further, instead hit the back button or find somewhere else to go. I really am a nice person if you get to know me but those who choose to harm others by forcing their beliefs and opinions on others I have ZERO tolerance for. I Do Not discuss Religion or Politics with anyone because they cause the stupidest of wars/arguments in conversation so if you would like to message me please do not ask me anything about either one of those two topics. I know that the above may seem more like a rant than anything but it had to be said. If there is anything you would like to know about me just send me a PM! :)

Hobbies: Watching anime/ reading manga! (haha yes that is my hobby XP), crafts (making things out of different materials, altering clothing, making party masks etc.), drawing, writing (mostly fanfiction although I have some original stories and most of my characters are either gay, bi, pansexual,or questioning), listening to music, playing around with makeup (potential career), and finally baking (also a potential career).

A few fun/slightly interesting facts about me:

1. My "signature color" is blue though my more favorite/ mandatory color is black.

2. My favorite animals are: pandas, dogs, bats, cats (though I am allergic), owls, crows and ravens, rats and mice.

3. Countries I wanna visit: Spain, Italy, Germany, England, Canada, India, France, Japan.

4. Even though I am very attracted to women I do believe I have found the love of my life, my soul mate and yes this person is male. I still have a major crush on Chris Motionless and Maria Brink.

5. I can listen to the same song(s)/ watch the same show(s) over and over again without getting tired.

6. I can memorize lyrics to a song or dialogue to a show or movie better than I can memorize anything else that is thought of as "important".

7. My favorite alcoholic drink is Tequila Rose Strawberry cream.

8. I am Spanish, Mexican, Navajo, Scottish, and Irish with the majority being Spanish and the least being Scottish and Irish.

9. Favorite words are Bitch and Mental.

10. Favorite foods are tuna mayo Onigiri (rice ball),Blueberry muffin, pizza.

11. Favorite movie(s) are The Nightmare Before Christmas, Hotel Transylvania, and Maleficent.

12. Favorite numbers are 10,13,31.

13. Even though I identify as female and was born female, I do have my "male" moments where I am in male mentality mode if that makes sense.

14. I despise all of summer and late spring plus early fall (basically I hate the heat) and I prefer to stay indoors during the day because I hate the sun I prefer night time when the moon is out and I am at my most active.

15. 99 percent of the time my mind is in the gutter and I am not ashamed to admit that.

I'm weird I know but hopefully this was interesting! XD

Current song(s) obsession: Random songs from different genres.

Current show(s) obsession: Anime

Current obsession: Motionless In White (band), The couple Kakashi-Yamato (Naruto-anime) , Baby Metal (Japanese "Kawaii" Metal band), Laughing Jack (creepypasta), South Park,DRAMAtical Murder, and my boyfriend soon to be fiance and in the near future husband!!!! :)

LIFE: Halloween 24/7 365 days ;)

Favorite quote(s):"Imagination is more important than knowledge" - A. Einstein , "To Thine Own Self Be True" - Shakespeare, "People fear what they don't understand" - ? (if any one knows who this is originally from please let me know. I just know that I heard it from Motionless In White's song Devil's Night.) "You can't judge a bat by its wings" - (Heard this on a Monster High movie. Love it!).

Favorite song lyric(s): "It's chaos up in my head, my demons are my bestfriends, ashes, ashes, we all fall... down!" Motionless In White

Favorite Anime/Manga so far, and Favorite couples:

Princess Princess!!!!!!!!!!!!!(so in love with this show)(TohoruXYuujirou)

Naruto!!!!!!!!!!!!!(I am extremely invested in watching/reading this series)(NaruSasu, HidaItaDei, HidaIta, ItaDei, KakaYama and KakaYamaIru, KakuHida, SakuIno, ShikaKiba plus a few more rarely heard of couples)

Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji!!!!!!!!(SebastianXClaude, SebastianXCiel)

Soul Eater!!!!!!!(SoulXKid, SteinXSpirit/Death Scythe)

Junjou Romantica!!!!!!!(All three)

Sekaiichi Hatsukoi!!!!!!!(TakanoXOnodera, YukinaXKisa)

Gravitation!!!!!(YukiXShuichi)

D.N.Angel!(DaisukeXRiku)

Vampire Knight!(ShikiXIchijo)

Strawberry Panic!!!!!!(AmaneXHikari, ShizumaXNagisa)

Sweet Blue Flower/Aoi Hana!(N/A)

Only love for the first generation of Pokemon!!!!!(JamesXButch, JamesXJessie)

Hellsing!!(N/A)

Hetalia!!!!!!!!!(USUK!!!!!, FRUKUS!!!, GERITA!!!!!, SPAMANO!!!!!)

D-Gray Man!!!!!!!(LaviXAllen)

Tokyo Ghoul!!!!! (touka/kaneki , tsukiyama/kaneki, tsukiyama/uda)

Fandoms that I read:

Naruto(Couples from above)

Black Bulter/Kuroshitsuji(Couples from above)

Junjou Romantica(Couples from above)

Soul Eater(Couples from above)

Hetalia(Couples from above except FRUKUS)

Strawberry Panic (couples from above)

South Park(Kyman, Bunny, Cryde)

Powerpuff Girls(Greens and Blues)

Hey Arnold! (ArnoldXHelga)

Pokemon (JessieXJames)

Pet Peeve:

When I go onto a fandom especially to read MXM stories and in the story one male (uke) is so overly feminized that all he does is cry and act fragile etc etc. Basically he is a very sad little girl with a penis, now don't get me wrong I love fem boys. But there is a difference between being feminine and being unrealistically whiny and what not. The same goes for overly done dominant males that are so unrealistic when your reading their part in the story they are so "manly" that they can practically lift cars and run through acid and come out unharmed. Yet the universe they live in is 'normal' and they have no "superpowers", I hope that makes sense. Basically if your story is labeled to be 'normal' then it would be nice to stick to that label otherwise change it to match your plot. I really hope that makes sense to anyone reading this, as I said i'm not trying to be a troll or to be rude and think that my opinion is all that matters because it's not. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion this is just mine. If I see a story that I don't like I simply leave it be, as I don't see the need to be rude and leave a nasty review. That is another pet peeve of mine if you don't like something leave it be don't leave unnecessary rude comments because more times than not your only making yourself look bad by trying to hurt someone else's feelings. I'm not perfect, NO one is so please let us all respect each other.

Side notes:

Also Any images that I use on anything that I post on here are NOT MINE unless I state other wise, on that note if you see a picture of yours that I have used and would like me to give you credit for it please let me know. I'm a very nice person especially when you get to know me but I don't tolerate ignorant, arrogant, or rude people.

An ode to yaoi:

If yaoi were vodka

And I were a duck

I'd swim to the bottom

And drink my way up

But yaoi ain't vodka

And I ain't a duck

So give me some yaoi

And shut the hell up

If You Live In America, post this

Why America has some Issues (Yes I live there, but tough. These are clever)

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Pretty amazing stuff right here.

When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how the hell you did it.

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile.

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this to your profile.

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

People say that I'm weird, but I think that weird is strange, and strange is odd, and odd is different, and different is unique, and everyone is unique, so unique is normal, so therefore I am normal. If the same is true for you, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile XD

If you've ever asked a stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

7 REASONS NOT TO MESS WITH SMALL CHILDREN!!!

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The te acher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

If you have ever laughed so hard your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said that an anime character is hot and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.

98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off.

If you want Jack Sparrow for President, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

I'm the kind of person who walks into a door and apologizes.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it have written, and you are one of the aforementioned people, copy and paste this into your profile.

1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle

2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS AND THE AUTHER

1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Boombastic by Shaggy

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Battery by Metallica

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?

Wide Open Spaces by Dixie Chicks

4. WHAT IS 22?

Swimming Pools (Drank) by Kendrick Lamar

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Who Knew by Pink

6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Miss Murder by AFI

7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Beautiful People by Marilyn Manson

8. WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Rich Excrement by The GazettE

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

New Demons by I See Stars

10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Blow Me Mastered by Jeffree Star

11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Boys Boys Boys by Lady Gaga

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Tainted Love by Marilyn Manson

13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBIE/INTREST?

Would You Still Be There by Of Mice & Men

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Red Stars by The Birthday Massacre

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Larger Than Life by The Backstreet Boys

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Happy Birthday by The Birthday Massacre

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Lullaby by Hypnogaja

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

No Reflection by Marilyn Manson

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Perfect by Simple Plan

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Moth by Hellyeah

21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Funhouse by Pink

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

I'm Here Without You by Nickelback

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Rap God by Eminem

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

They're Coming To Take Me away by The Butcher Babies

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Creature Of The Night by ZombieGirl

26. IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?

Breaking The Law by Judas Priest

27. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?

If I Had You by Adam Lambert

28. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A Girl/Guy?

The Creep by Thelonelyisland Feat. Nicki Minaj

29. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

Imaginary by Evanescence

30.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

In A Big Country by Big Country

Well that was fun!

Ok so my friends and I have come up with a scale of sorts to sorta measure where one is at on a site like this.

We called it our Naruto perverted-ness scale and here it is

Readers:

'Innocent' Civilian: Reads stories rating from K-T

Hatake Kakashi: Reads M rated stories (May giggle while reading)

Writers:

Shinobi: Writes stories rated from K-T (Usually for new comers or just for those who prefer to write in this rating range)

Konohamaru: Noobie writer of the M rated fics and general development (Usually for the first three or so M fics)

Uzumaki Naruto: Has a little more experience and again general development (writing sexual scenes getting easier, writing in general may have become easier, better plot development)

Jiraiya: Has a good amount of experience in writing or has publishing potential (As in submitting your own original story to a publisher(I've seen it happen) and requires very little development (Very good at writing sexual scenes, Organizing thoughts and scenes of the story into a wonderfully flowing piece of literature, extremely good plot development)

Nara Shikamaru: Writers block (Not insinuating laziness, just simply lack of motivation)

I am a...

Reader: Hatake Kakashi mostly (Poorly attempts an innocent face)

Writer: Konohamaru (I've only written one M fic along with two T fics and still need development in my writing)

Writer: Nara Shikamaru (Yup I am currently suffering from this)(update 9/11/2016 still suffering)

Well that's basically what we came up with. If you like it or just thought it was funny copy and paste into your profile. If you have any questions or would like to add something to the scale just send me a PM, I promise that I am friendly. :) Also If you did like it and want to post it onto your profile please credit me, you can use my account name MentalSebby13. Thank You!

A Wise Old Owl

A wise old owl lived in an oak

The more he saw the less he spoke

The less he spoke the more he heard

Why can't we all be like that wise old bird?

A nursery rhyme i have come to love.

A Hetalian's Pledge

I pledge to think of Italy whenever I'm helpless... or someone mentions pasta.
I pledge to think of Germany whenever I try too hard... or I silence a room.
I pledge to think of Japan whenever I feel out of place... or I take too many pictures.
I pledge to think of America whenever I need a hero... or a sandwich.
I pledge to think of Britain whenever I'm not taken seriously... or someone fails at cooking.
I pledge to think of France whenever I feel misunderstood... or mischievous.
I pledge to think of Russia whenever I'm missing summer... or my faucet.
I pledge to think of China whenever I'm unfairly treated... or I'm mistaken for the other gender.
I pledge to think of Spain whenever I feel unappreciated... or I'm too oblivious to notice I am.
I pledge to think of Austria whenever I give up too easily... or I manipulate others into doing my chores.
I pledge to think of Hungary whenever I fight others' battles... or I support another yaoi pairing.
I pledge to think of Liechtenstein whenever I barely survive... or someone misspells my name.
I pledge to think of Poland whenever I'm shy... or I (like totally) win using my own rules.
I pledge to think of Switzerland whenever I get paranoid... or I rock frilly pink pajamas.
I pledge to think of Belarus whenever I have an unrequited crush... or take crushing too far.
I pledge to think of Estonia whenever I feel powerless... or I have computer problems.
I pledge to think of Latvia whenever I talk without thinking... or I feel way too short.
I pledge to think of Lithuania whenever I am persecuted... or I lose a game of chess.
I pledge to think of Romania whenever I get judged by my appearance... or I try to use magic.
I pledge to think of Ukraine whenever I feel way too sorry... or a bit too mature.
I pledge to think of Denmark whenever I'm criticized... or I have a little too much fun.
I pledge to think of Finland whenever I feel too different.. or I'm celebrating the holidays.
I pledge to think of Iceland whenever I'm bullied into saying something... or I procrastinate with candy.
I pledge to think of Norway whenever I'm not listened to... or I'm surrounded by idiots.
I pledge to think of Sweden whenever I'm misinterpreted... or I use a Swedish Death Glare.
I pledge to think of Greece whenever I have different priorities... or I see a cat.
I pledge to think of Romano whenever I feel unloved... or I swear my a* off.
I pledge to think of Turkey whenever I'm overprotective... or I wear a mask.
I pledge to think of South Korea whenever I express myself oddly... or I see anything made in Korea (da-ze!).
I pledge to think of Seychelles whenever I'm hated for something I didn't do... or I find a swordfish.
I pledge to think of Canada whenever I feel invisible... or there's maple syrup involved.
I pledge to think of Sealand whenever I am overambitious... or sell stuff on Ebay.
I pledge to think of HRE whenever I leave someone behind... or realize my name or title is completely wrong.
I pledge to think of Prussia whenever I can't admit my fears... or I redefine "AWESOME."
Everyone has a little bit of each nation in them, including me. Therefore, I pledge these things as a true Hetalian.
Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to show your Hetalian spirit!
Luna Safire, Crazy Awesome Neko, Katie-Kat1129, Raven G. Black, Painting Politics and Poland, Sushi-taro, Mentalsebby13

You know you're addicted to Hetalia when:

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps

2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together

3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class

4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots

5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)

6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.

7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.

8. World War II starts sounding romantic.

9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.

10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.

11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.

12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.

13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.

14.Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.

15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "FRxUK" means.

16. You end every sentence with "aru".

17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.

18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.

19. You want Prussia back on the map.

20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.

21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.

22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.

23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.

24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80 billion times.

25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.

26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic.

27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (and you're American)

28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.

29. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.

30. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.

You're a true Yaoi fangirl/boy if you have/think/done/wrote/ect

1) Will read any type of yaoi!

2) if your parents have found out what the hell it is...

3) tried to make an ecuse that you do not like gay porn :D

4) will pair up guys in your class/anywhere

5) have attempted/tried/thought up/wrote a yaoi lemon...

6) wish there was more yaoi fans around the world!

7)Love a couple so much you wish you could meet them!

Girls

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 15

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 15

99.5 of teenagers don't understand that love can be used non-romantically. If you are the .5 that knows love has a romantic and only-friendly meaning, copy and paste it into your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If there are characters on a certian show (no need to mention names) that you HATE BEYOND ALL REASON... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would love someone because of their personality but not because of their looks, put this in your profile.

If you enjoy watching people get kicked in the groin, copy this onto your profile.

SemeUke quiz

You are a Romantic Seme!

A true romantic, you're safest sticking with a partner who is gentle and can appreciate your mature, loving ways and protective nature. Most often found with a handful of roses and wine, you are committed to your partner and their happiness, which makes you a perfect match for the Innocent Uke, who you will dedicate yourself to and lavish with gifts and attention.

Most compatible with:Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke

Least compatible with: Badass Uke, Dramatic Uke

You are a Innocent Uke!

Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.

Most compatible with:Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

Haha ok so I took this quiz again hoping to get a seme role answer and I did. Apparently both my rolls go hand in hand, not sure if its cute or weird though. 0.o