I exist in a low mindset with two dogs and a microwave. I am currently hoping to advance from waitress to critc. Gilmore Girls Fanfiction is my guilty pleasure.
Through the cyberspace, I take a brutal delight in exploiting the words of hard working writers. The only remaining skill from ninth grade bio is dissection - and that is how I review. I will rip apart and mutilate the work that is the apple of your eye.
However, I have been known to submit sugar coated rapture to stories of a wide variety - no matter the genre or pairing. If you believe your story is good, and it is far from terrible, I will give you comments that can be extremley helpful in improving. Please don't disregard me. Only a few are victims of my cruel whim.

She dealt her pretty words like Blades—
How glittering they shone—
And every One unbared a Nerve
Or wantoned with a Bone—

She never deemed—she hurt—
That—is not Steel's Affair—
A vulgar grimace in the Flesh—
How ill the Creatures bear—

To Ache is human—not polite—
The Film upon the eye
Mortality's old Custom—
Just locking up—to Die.
(Emily Dickinson)