Meg Kake
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Joined 04-10-06, id: 1025329
Author has written 4 stories for Xiaolin Showdown, Rocky Horror, and Samurai Champloo.

Nutmeg Kake

Who am I? I’m just your run of the mill, totally preteen super villain. I love conquering the world one country at a time, with time left over in the evening for pudding cups. I’m 4’10”, 109 lbs, (nine pounds of that weight are due to my awesome dreadlocks).

My best friends are Jack Spicer, his Jack-Bots, and Ms. Patience. My favorite color is anything that glows or sparkles…in fact, anything seizure-inductive. I like to listen to The Gorillaz, NIN, Lords of Acid, techno remixes of everything, The Dresden Dolls, and the Beatles. (All you need is love…to take over the world!)

I like to bounce around in my spring-loaded sneakers and eat five pound bags of sugar…My dentist hates me, even though I make her rich. Actually, that’s Jack’s money. I hang out with him because he’s loaded and buys me stuff to shut me up. When I grow up, I want to be taller and command my own satellite. And I don’t mean, like, one of those radio signal, electronic things- I mean, like, the moon.

Read my stories and convert them into a religion…PLEASE!

Now, believe everything Seek Patience tells you- it’s all true. And, remember boys and girls, FLOSS DAILY:)

ok, now to be a bit more serious about myself...

Age- older than 17 and less that 19(yeah, that other bio is really just a character used for stories and comics and such. but the only diiference is that she's younger than me.

Favorite passtimes- i LERV playing shows with ma band and chillin' with da peeps (tay, syd, matt, kate, and Ms. Seek Patience, and erika). then there's also the thing where i love to paint, draw and jump off really tall things.

Favorite foods-i do not lie when i say that i love sugar encrusted items that are proven to be both heart stopping and seizure enducing. but aside from that i can't get enough of Japanese food! Gyoza is like the food of GODS!

TV shows to my liking- ok, i am so rediculously obsessed with this cartoony called Xiaolin Showdown, jack spicer is my bitch. then there's also Avatar, IZ, Samurai Champloo, Full Metal Alchemist, FLCL, Mysterie Diagnosis, Myth Busters, Rocko's Modern Life, and Salute Your Shorts.

Movies that Rock my world- the Rocky Horror picture show is a beautiful thing... Dr, Frank N' Furter is gorgeous with or without the transvestite-y-ness. i also love that movie Iron Giant, The Tripelettes Du Bellville, POTC 1+2, and Old Boy( this Korean Flick you just hace to watch).

Favorite bands- Depeche Mode, Lords of Acid, the Gorillaz, NIN, International Orange, The Basement Jaxx, Daft Punk,Marley (but who doesn't like marley?), Freezepop, Ladytron, Tatu, Imogen Heap and many many other lovelies.

What i would do if i got the chance to take over the world-to be honest, i wouldn't be a hardcore opressive ruler. i'd make everyone dance alot, though,and maybe throw massive raves so everyone can party in the name of Meg Kake.

xx What else is there about me?xx

i'm not exactly on the tall side, i've got dreads that are out of control... i won't lie, they sometimes piss me off. i also have both glasses and contacts, which i wear interchangebly to fit the mood i'm currently in. i enjoy painting, and sketching more than anything else in the world. i'm going to college for the visual arts and hope to get a job in illustration.

... and yeah... that's pretty much all you all need to know about me, now if you excuse me, i need to go make some waffles for myself while bouncing around to techno... perhaps some Powerman 5000 would best fit my mood. BYE!

Jack Spicer Wants to Take Over the World by Dr. Patience's Secretary reviews
All Jack wants to take over the world! Not Ice Land, not Fiji THE WHOLE WORLD! Now, he's looking for an alternative to the everfailing ShenGong Wu to do it. He's back to the Robots and all hilarious heck is about to break loose!
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 77,741 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Jack - Complete
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Samurai Champloo: The Aftermath reviews
It has been an extremely long four years since the comrades had all gone their separate ways. Fuu has grown into a stunning young lady and only wishes for some amazing man to blow into town and sweep her off her feet. What she got was Mugen...FUUGEN
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,682 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008
Grey Oblivion reviews
Frank finds himself in what seems to Oblivion, and realizes that he is all alone, with nothing to keep him company but his own thoughts. but with the help od a new character, perhaps he will meet up with Columbia and Rocky once more, and maybe even escap
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2007
The Great Chase reviews
If you owe a rediculous sum of money, you rob everyone you meet blind until you can pay your debt off, right? Well that's Jack Spicer's way of thinking anyway. Rated T for swearing and... it's an AU. Just so you all don't get too confused.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,397 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2006
Heylin High School reviews
Jack SPicer is a cold hearted, highschool student. Nothing is more important to him than his time spent alone in shop class, not even his friends. however, some familiar faces may shine through to help him change his ways.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,361 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/24/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Complete