Hi, this is three people writing under one screenname! To contact us, don't e-mail to the above address, but our e-mails are:
greensalami@aol.com (Jasmine, other penname, Smeagol)
Sirionperedhil@sbcglobal.net (Deborah, other penname, Copper Tragic)
firepheonix06@aol.com (Ariel, other penname, Dreamcatcher)
Well, I (Jasmine) get to write the first part of the bio, and the rest will be posted soon enough...first o' all, I'd like to thank Pheobe and Talking Hawk (it was their idea first to do a multi-person fanfic the style we're doing it in). Well, if you want to know about me, then go to my penname, and just read the bio there. In this bio, I plan to fool around.
Gollum: But that's a waste of people's time to read that!
Me: 'Scuse me! You're evil, you should be on my side, here!
Gollum: No, I have repented my evil ways...
Me: Suuurreee...
Yeah, um, sorry about Gollum interrupting like that...and yes, for those of you who don't know, I am obsessed with Gollum. Also, I suggest that you read our stories at our own pennames ('cause they're pretty good). Hi! This is Ariel (alter-ego of Dreamcatcher, Marsha Red Pheasant, Cheshire Cat, Earthquake Girl, Eowyn, and basically too many nicknames), having finally decided to write my part of the bio (basically, I'm procrastinating on something else). Hmmm...what to say... OH! I KNOW! *waves hand pitifully in the air* I'll explain the title!

Well, you see, my friends Crackle and Pop came with me to Hurricane Harbor (water theme park), along with another person who shall hereforth be referred to as Chocolate Chip the Crumpet Chicken (Chumpet for short). While talking about this oft-brought up (in our circle, anyhow) topic, Arwen happened to be referred to as "...you know, the elf with the hair." Now, of course, one might make the point that most elves have hair, but uh... it seemed funny at the time. (And YES, I do like to use a LOT of parentheses... and what ever those little dots are called. Forgive me...) And... yoohoo... Crackle... do believe it's your turn to write. This should be interesting...
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This oughta be fun...

Hey! I am Deborah, also known as Siri, Balthasar, Crackle, Estel, Trotter, Lucy, and various other names. I wrote that last chapter, y'know, the one that's a bit on the pervy side? Not my fault about that, Matt sat near me in homeroom that day and--well.

Elf with the hair--I said that, Marsha!!! Cella thought I had said "elephant hair" it was really funny. You had to be there.

Um, so...lesse here...what did the others say again? I'll check--I don't really know what to write here.

That was no help. Well, let's see, I think I'll talk about me. I'm a 13-year-old girl, I'm obsessive, um, I read a lot, I'm very violent--whoops! Oh, my sister is the one whose screenname is "ArcherGirl15" she has nothing to do with us. Enough babble!

Okay, I'm really bored right now so I'm going to babble more! It's been SOOO long since I last wrote here. I have three personalities, just to warn all of you, so that last chapter I wrote, the pervy one, that was Lucy's doing. Ara thought it was funny but she did *not* write that. And Deborah really hasn't any sense of humor, so I can't say much about her writing, only that it's all angst so she only writes under her pen name of JediKnightBalthasar. It's kind of annoying when Ara takes over in the middle of Deborah's storms of angst tears, and her cool sensible side takes control. Luckily, Ara manages to keep the other two under control most of the time. Unfortunately, none of them are understanding the physics. *gulp, I think I have a test tomorrow*

Well, I think I'll go about now. It's stopped being fun and I want to download a screensaver. Namarie