On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs.

The Dursleys, Harry, Sherlock, John and Detective Inspector Lestrade all walk into a bank. What happens? Nothing good obviously… So what happens after they leave the bank after something tragic happens?

In response to marthapreston4's "From Boggarts to Family" challenge: "After Lupin's class where Neville's Boggart turns into Severus Snape everyone laughs it off as childish fear, everyone but Snape. He slowly realizes that there is more to Neville's fear than just a mean teacher. Neville is emotionally and physically abused at home by his grandmother and his uncle." No slash!

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

AU What if Kingsley Shacklebolt stumbled upon a mistreated Harry Potter? Can he let the son of two of the wizards he most respected grow up thinking he is worthless and unloved? Certainly not!

Poor Mrs. Ramsey doesn't understand how five-year-old Lily Watson knows so much about crime scenes, advanced weaponry, and complicated medical terminology. Determined to get to the bottom of the situation, she calls in Lily's parents - the perfectly pleasant, average, normal Mr. and Mrs. Watson - for a conference. "Appearances can be deceiving" has never been more accurate...

What is the true meaning of what happened when 11 year old Harry is asked: "What would I get if I added asphodel to an infusion of Wormwood?" This is a one shot. Enjoy. Canon for the most part, character death at the end.

What if Potter's life at the Dursleys was more damaging than anyone realized? What if Snape's worst scorn came as a comforting normality? Severitus-ish; no slash; set during first year; mentions of child abuse; rated T mostly for allusions to Harry's past

No one would ever send Sherlock in to diffuse a stand-off; but on one unlikely day, that's exactly what happened. "Congratulations, Lestrade," he called out sarcastically. "You're traumatizing a war veteran."

AU. When Harry starts asking questions, he stumbles into the middle of a globe spanning conspiracy that encompasses not only the wizarding and Muggle worlds, but also entire universes. And he learns Voldemort is just the tip of the iceberg. The darkness is coming and he may not be able to stop it... First in a series, complete.

Being a doctor has its advantages. He knows how to put people back together, and he knows how to take them apart. 221B is forced into a hostage situation, and John seems to be the only one who has the power to get them out of it. Includes BAMF John, protective Sherlock, and several unfortunate criminals who mess with the wrong army doctor. No slash.

Sherlock likes to pretend to be adverse to garlic, mirrors, crosses etc. All in an effort to freak Anderson out. John catches on, and aids Sherlock. They make a bet on when Anderson will finally break and bring a wooden cross and mallet to work. Please don't sue me, I don't own Sherlock.

Poor kidnappers. Kidnapping John Watson is like pulling on a thread tied to all sorts of crazy. It's enough to make a bloke get a job and go straight.

The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.

Sherlock arrives ill at a crime scene, and there are... complications. Lestrade makes a phone call, and Sally Donovan sees something wholly unexpected.

The entire Unit is under arrest for corruption. Only Spencer Reid has managed to elude Ethics and Internal Affairs. Can he and his improbable partner in crime, Erin Strauss, save the team? Whole gang appears, has POV moments. FIFTEEN chapters and an Epilogue. Started serious, turned goofy fast on me.

Whenever Harry does something drastic, he always ends up in a strange situation. Time-travel-fic.

In a war sacrifices were made. Sometimes they were made to follow a Prophecy. I've been wondering, why couldn't Dumbledore do a better job of keeping the Potters safe. When the old wizard breaks his promise to Severus Snape, here is what could happen. NO SLASH.

Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.

Harry is upset and angry at Professor Lupin leaving at the end of Third year and he blames Snape. After all, Snape's the one who told the Slytherin's about him being a werewolf. So, he decided to confront his Potion's teacher, to demand an explanation. And surprisingly, Snape tells him exactly why he did what he did and it is for reasons Harry never expected.

In which Sherlock, John, and Lestrade are in a three-person nonsexual, love relationship of some ambiguous nature. From the author of "A Love with No Name" series. Work in progress.

How different would Harry Potter's first year of school have been if the Dursleys had successfully suppressed Harry's natural curiosity? This NARRATIVE shows what could have been.

AU Third Year: He spent twelve years in hell for a crime he did not commit. Sent there without the courtesy of a trial. Betrayed by his friends and allies. Now he has broken out. He will find and catch that rat and then, they will pay!

After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.

OOTP AU: Harry has suffered through a horrid summer when the Dementors attack him. What if Lucius Malfoy rescues the boy and Voldemort discovers with Nagini's help that there is so much more to Potter than meets the Eye? Not only Harry's world is turned upside down! Truths and loyalties are challenged on both sides of the conflict. How will Sirius or Severus react? Grey!Harry.

John seems to have unusual mobility for a shoulder wound… Just a random snippet that came into my mind, set after TGG. Largely gen, but could be interpreted as pre-slash.

In canon Alastor Moody is portrayed as a man of action, but he doesn't act like one. In this story Alastor refuses to blindly follow Dumbledores rules of engagement and conspires with Sirius to get the war going to right direction from the beginning.

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

"Jealous, Hudson?" "Of a wet-behind the ears kid who isn't technically old enough to be an agent? Not hardly. I give him a week before he quits." Dr. Spencer Reid is about to join the BAU, but not everyone is ready to accept him with open arms.

Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.

Sally Donovan's eyes are opened about a certain Doctor John Watson.

Aftermath of PS. An eleven-year-old boy killed a man and all they did was pat him on the head and send him off to bed. Severus finds himself put in the uncomfortable role of Father Confessor. SS, HP. Oneshot.

"At least my dad wasn't a bully like you!" The moment the child shouted those words, something inside Severus snapped. Not a bully? James Potter not a bully?

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

Having lost everything the seventh year class decides to go back in time and do it right. This is going to require lots of planning though, because they don't want to be bored by the same time line now do they?

The BAU is an elite team. Sometimes that leads to different expectations.

In which John discovers why Sherlock does cocaine and decides to become a substitute. BBC Sherlock. Gen, platonic romance. Asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John.

Not even the birth of her son could compel Merope to continue living after her husband's abandonment, but the green-eyed stranger sitting by her deathbed, cradling her squalling babe, proves to be an unexpected savior. Time Travel. Rare Pair: HarryxMerope

John is struck with a memory from his teenage years. / / "You drew this," John grins, pointing to the little drawing on the paper. "You gave it to me when you were five. I babysat you."

What if Harry refused to fight and die for a society that he couldn't claim as his? A one-shot of Harry deciding it's too late for the Wizarding world to make amends.

A series of one-shots, two-shots, and drabbles chronicling the stupidity of the Wizarding World and all its inhabitants. Some are funny, others not so much. Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Trace.

AU ONESHOT Independent Harry decides enough is enough. Dumbledore bash fest. slight RW bashing mild language. Co-written with Darkshadowedrose.

Vince Crabbe has an ambition. He just needs to convince someone to remove the biggest obstacle to making it happen... One-Shot.

Hermione attends a very one-sided, yet eye-opening, job interview. Some non-canon content; not for Hermione fanatics.

Lily and James Potter come out of hiding so their son Alexander could fulfill the prophesy and defeat Voldemort. Things don't go as planned though, as they returned to the Wizarding World in 1999.

Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots

OneShot. Mrs. Petunia Dursley picks up her grandson from day care one day, and meets his new redheaded friend, Lily. After much prodding, she tells a story, one that Lily, surprisingly, knows... Story is better than summary! Please read!

All the times Harry could have done things the easy way but didn't. Hello common sense. Rated for safety. No pairings. Chapter 3: Because if you're going to go to a teacher in a crisis why the hell would you pick Lockhart?

AU: JKR portrays Harry as completely unaffected by trhe Killing Curse cast at him, but how would things have gone if it had been different? Drabble series, five drabbles per chapter.

Petunia & Harry become a team, and Harry finds the wizarding world much earlier than anyone suspects. He hides his Slytherin self under the guise of a naive Gryffindor. He also hides the wizard friendships he made years before Hogwarts. AU

AU, where nothing as simple as good vs. evil. A summer spent trapped in Number 4 and barred from contact with his friends leads to Harry accepting an offer to correspond with a Death Eater. The consequences of thinking for oneself are far reaching.

AU. Harry does some thinking after the DOM fiasco. An overheard conversation turns his world upside down and he decides to return the favor.

AU story…Harry thought he knew everything about his Aunt Petunia but he was wrong. Harry comes home after his first year at Hogwarts to find that things have changed at the Dursley’s or more importantly his Aunt Petunia has changed. What does that mean fo

AU. '20 years,' she spat angrily, 'of nothing but blackness, and you say you hold the key to it. I don't care about your 'concerns'. Give me back my past.' Lily and James Potter died on 31st October, 1981. Or not, as the case may be...

Yet another take on Harry's first Occlumency lesson with Snape.

After the war Harry decides on a ten year sabbatical from the Wizarding world and finds himself in a psychology class with a professor that seems to have had the same idea… Spoilers up to OOTP

Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world