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 Author has written 2 stories for Team Fortress 2. hey i'm fastpork, formerly small/largëdad and a whole slew of other names that i used throughout the past decade. i enjoy writing but i don't take myself or my stories very seriously stories my fair pyro is an older work of mine (2011) that i finally finished a few years ago (2014). it is more than flawed but it's my first complete novel! so make of that cliched mess what you will the excelent tf2 storey colection of good original storeys is a cool lil comedy story for everyone. ill update it...eventually...one day coming someday: uhhhhhhhhh, anyway enjoy my dumb garbage stories and have a Cool Day | |||||||
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Zootopia 2: Sequel to the Movie by Cimar of Turalis WildeHopps reviews
Written on a prompt from friends, who wished to see me write an absolutely atrocious piece of literature...you have been warned. Nick and Judy love being police officers, and love Zootopia, but life is crazy and some mammals still hate them, or love them. Join them in their adventure being officers and upholding the law, justice, and stuff. Cover art from Murlik over on Deviantart.
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,661 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 10/17/2016 - Judy H., Nick W. - Complete
Ultraviolence by Sonic Wildfire reviews
Cream has an abortion fetish? A classic love story with a hint of bad things to come because Sonic rips off Shadow's muzzle and shoves it so far beyond Earth's gravity that it rips a hole in the omniverse, a hole so powerful, Cream takes it and wipes it across Silver's face, who takes China and fuses it with Peru and Russia and turns it into a bat and strikes Knuckles so hard that
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,328 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 3/13/2014 - Sonic, Amy, Shadow, Cream/Cheese
Machines Don't Bleed by ChaosandMayhem reviews
Gray Mann has made his endgame move. As rivals edge towards nuclear war and the doomsday clock ticks towards midnight, a motley band of mercenaries are the only ones brave enough (or stupid enough) to try and stop the end of civilization as they know it. The finale of Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler and I'll Be Home For the Holidays
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 242,206 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 1/18/2017 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Engineer, Sniper, Spy, Gray Mann - Complete
Smooth Operator by Mordecool1039 reviews
Several months have passed since the Nighthowler case, and Nick and Judy are among the best duo on the ZPD. However, when Nick starts finding his collar getting tight when he thinks of his partner, he'll have to confront the hardest truth he's ever had: maybe he's not as smooth as he thinks he is.
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 87,698 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 11/6/2016 - Published: 4/29/2016 - [Judy H., Nick W.] Finnick, OC
Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace reviews
One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,111 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 2,271 - Follows: 1,371 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 7/9/2006 - [Kisame H., Sakura H.] - Complete
My Fair Butler by Vee22 reviews
Niles is despondent over his lack of marital prospects and Fran offers her expertise, promising to turn him into the most eligible bachelor around. Will a certain blonde finally start paying him the attention he deserves?
Nanny - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 46,385 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Niles, CC B.
Alphabetized Murder by krisetchers reviews
Everyone is dying alphebetically, but who is the cause? What kind of person would do this? Will it be stopped before it reaches Z?
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,759 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 1/30/2006
A Madness Most Discreet by Faux Promises reviews
The Scout was trying so hard to let his mother be happy while fighting the instinct to protect a supposedly dead father that he still felt loyalty to. A father he had never even met. Blind loyalty, he knew, was perhaps the worst kind. [three-shot]
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,319 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/24/2015 - Published: 2/25/2015 - Scout, Spy, Scout’s Ma - Complete
Send In The Clones by Sanctus Cecidit reviews
Due to nothing more than a silly administrative error, two men found out the terrible truth behind their jobs at RED and BLU. Letting others know their dreadful secret could mean their deaths- but secrets have a way of getting out. There is only one way Medic can survive- he has to trust a member of the enemy team, and a backstabbing, murderous, slimy two-faced snake of a Spy.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 114,732 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Medic, Spy, Heavy - Complete
Odium by Smellyfishh reviews
Mr. House didn't often miss the mortality of his human body but sometimes, to his dismay, the courier makes him regret the loss of it. Onesided House/f!courier. Oneshot.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Mr. House, Courier, Arcade G.
A Day Like Any Other by A.Baroness reviews
One day Niles decides to tell Daphne how he feels about her, but her reaction to his confession might just change everything. One-shot.
Frasier - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Niles, Daphne
Spy Spreads his Vast Love by Critt Bombney 2012 reviews
Will Goku defeat the mighty Buu? Stay tuned for the continuation, in the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
How The Spy Trolled TF2 by Faux Promises reviews
'The Grinch Who Stole Christmas' spinoff. Read at your own peril. It's so totes pure poetry.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Complete
Blue Hedgehog Psychology by SmallInsect reviews
The Sonic characters undergo a psychological evaluation to determine the threat they may or may not pose to the world. Or at least, that's how it seems, at first...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 110,428 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Sonic
Crossdressing Fortress by Balloon Animal reviews
Soldier trials a new method to whip his men into shape. Will lace panties and satin skirts really unleash the warrior within? Read and find out.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,638 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011
Broken Cadence by HarmonyRose reviews
The end of all things should have come to a close under the prevailence of peace. However, history will forever repeat itself, and the ceaseless threat of war is continuously just over the horizon. NejixSakura, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,272 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H.
The Greatest Mistake by A.Baroness reviews
AU 4x21 "Daphne Hates Sherry". Daphne's watch didn't go off when it did...
Frasier - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,742 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Complete
SQU1SHY by ThinkingCAPSLOCK reviews
Growing older means blood-coloured eyes, which is just one of the many problems Karkat must face. He and Terezi work hard and play hard, all to keep from getting a BAD END.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,004 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Karkat V., Terezi P.
Congratulations It's a Boy by adiosToreadork reviews
one-shot about Bro raising Dave
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Dirk S., Dave S. - Complete
As I Lay You Down To Sleep by Doublebee reviews
"Karkat. You'll die of exhaustion."
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Terezi P., Karkat V. - Complete
Wife Contest by BlackBelt reviews
AU: Uchiha Sasuke had it all...wealth, power, looks, and women eating out of the palm of his hands. But the only way to keep it is to find a wife! Shouldn't be too hard right? But why does that pink one seem oddly uninterested? Yes, it has been UPDATED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,370 - Reviews: 1761 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
TEEN FORTRESS 2 by MarissaTheWriter reviews
The Team Fortess 2 is good frends but how did they all meet? Turns out they was all studens at PORTAL HIGH SCHOOL were they face real teen problems lick drugs an stuff! An seekwillspinoff to ITS MY LIFE! which is the most famos Portal fanfic every!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,579 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Scout, Pyro - Complete
Like Father Like Daughter by Space Toaster reviews
A series of short one-shots portrayed each class as a father.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011
A Terminal Affair by Shadow-Ocelot reviews
The courier decides to send out a message via her computer terminal, not expecting to ever get a reply, but when she does she's elated. However, soon she begins to wonder if her new 'friend' is closer than she originally thought. Courier/House
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,693 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Courier, Mr. House, Swank, Benny
Legendary by mademoiselle anna reviews
People pick up traits of their mentors. Naruto has a frogshaped wallet and a perverted jutsu. Sasuke has homicidal urges and a tendency to scare little boys. And I’ve suddenly become the Legendary Sucker and could really use a strong drink.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,380 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H.
The Most Entertaining Reviews Ever by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
Reading massive flames can be as funny as reading humor fics. So why not have that be a fic itself? No offense meant to anyone. I was feeling slightly cynical when I wrote this. Now in the Misc Section. Rated for swearing.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,891 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/22/2008
Meet the Medic by Harold3456 reviews
What happened in the hours before the BLU Soldier rush? What was with the doves? How did the Medic become such a powerful class? Please enjoy.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,164 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Medic
Burying Mr Mundy by BooShooFasa reviews
Selfish sons and hopeless fathers never seem to see eye to eye. But it doesn't make it hurt any less.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Sniper - Complete
Waiting For Respawn by Dr. von Stab reviews
Ever wonder where the classes go while waiting for Respawn? After all, in a world of technicalities, they are dead in that time period. Attempted to be dark and unsettling.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Medic - Complete
Medic's Acid Trip by Balloon Animal reviews
Medic trials an exciting new drug with terrible and hilarious consequences.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Medic - Complete
Broken Beauty by Jessthehusky reviews
There are little things in life that could be considered beautiful; the little things that are destroyed so easily.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Pyro - Complete
Chuckles, Crusty, and Dave by Your Iron Lung reviews
The only reason Dave doesn't laugh is because he sounds like a donkey hopped up on crack when he does.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Dave S., Terezi P. - Complete
Smoke and Mirrors by Badtusk reviews
They were secrets from eachother, some held their identity closer than others. The Spy was one of them. Pyro was the other, and truth be told Pyro was a little better at it. So who exactly IS the Pyro? Fem!Pyro
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,066 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Spy, Pyro
For the Love of a Quote by vifetoile89 reviews
The Soldier realizes his knowledge of military quotation is not as thorough as he thought...
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Soldier - Complete
Window Art by Balloon Animal reviews
Scout demonstrates his artistic ability to the team. Spy has other ideas.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Scout - Complete
You Made Me by YouStarteldTheSister reviews
Scout has a temporary lapse in sanity.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Scout - Complete
Meine Kinder by AzerBlazer reviews
"He vas my son, yes. But he vas also her bruder." Medic talks of his children to his team. M for caution, slight HeavyMedic.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Medic - Complete
Frosting Swirls by dear cecil reviews
Soldier seeks out his comfort food in the city. The prompt was, "Soldier has a boner for cupcakes."
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Soldier - Complete
Mother is the Name for God for All Children by PainfulXMemories reviews
Sakura was left with two bundles of 'joy' in her arms. Sasuke denounced all three and lived his life alongside his bride Karin who is worthy of the Uchiha name. This story chronicles the life of Haruno Sakura, and her children Taro and Amarante.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 75,843 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pyro Domination Lines by HeavenStar88 reviews
A one-shot of what the pyro might have said with each domination if he had dialogue.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Pyro - Complete
Why The Rainbows Make Me Cry by LightningsShadow118 reviews
"It ain't fuckin' funny, so quit fuckin' laughin' about it — you don' know what happened."
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,648 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Scout - Complete
No One Has To Know by DreaminDaze reviews
Picks up a few months after the season 4 shooting. Lilly finds comfort, and the beginning of a relationship, in her partner Scotty. Angst, humor, romance, comfort, friendship, drama. Most definitely LS. Please Read and Review.
Cold Case - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,524 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Scotty V., Lilly R. - Complete
Gentlemen? by Bloodra reviews
Based off a female's Spy's POV. Replacing the previous RED Spy, a Fem-Spy takes his place. No woman has ever joined the ongoing war between RED and BLU. The female Spy knows she'll need to make an effort to gain her team's respect. Twists in later chaps
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,869 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Spy
Psychoanalysis by Jay2645 reviews
Every three months, Miss Pauling must make a routine psychoanalysis of the team members under the Administrator's employ. This is one of those routine inspections.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/31/2010
How could I not by PotatoBoy reviews
Medic reveals his darkest secrets to Scout, and passes his life's work to him. obligatory comment of how I suck at summaries . My sister thought of the plot for this one. Oneshot.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Scout, Medic - Complete
New Faces in teh foprt by XxLoveHateBloodxX reviews
Boring old 2fort gets crazy when a new girl comes! Mostyl clean, but thins get a lettle spiiiiicy!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 12/4/2010
First Day by KnightMysterio reviews
A tale of the BLU Medic's first two days as a member of the team. Will he go insane from the lunacy or will a budding friendship with Heavy help him stay grounded? Note: Contains a female Pyro, but her gender is not treated as a major issue. Non-yaoi.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,950 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Medic, Heavy - Complete
Ghosts by Meg The Maggot reviews
After the team's Spy dies, the Engineer has to clean the dead man's room out.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Engineer, Spy - Complete
Death and Friendship by Harebelle reviews
Soldier attempts to be a decent friend for Sniper after the Australian loses a family member. Non-slash, chummy stuff written back when the game was new.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,126 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Soldier, Sniper - Complete
My Lady, Jean Louise by J-walker reviews
Fast Forward the clock by 10 years and what do you have? Dill and Jem getting off a train, welcomed by a lady who they both know so well. ; A One-Shot.
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2010 - [Jean Louise F./Scout, Charles Baker Harris/Dill] Jeremy F./Jem - Complete
Head Over Heels by SilverDawn2010 reviews
"Oh, you have no idea how much it hurts...to completely give yourself to someone, and have them just ignore you in return..." Sonic's heart clenched at his own words, the irony suddenly washing over him, leaving him stupefied. "Actually, Sonic, I do..."
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,340 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - [Sonic, Amy] - Complete
Cellophane Flowers by dear cecil reviews
Medic drinks a can of Bonk. The results are somewhat frightening.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Medic, Heavy - Complete
A Short Short Oneshort involving the Engineer by Elred Bluegreen reviews
Exactly as it says.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Engineer - Complete
Chao Down by Prower Power reviews
Cream discovers that a restaurant is opening in Station Square where you can order chao for dinner! Can Cream, Tails, Amy, and Marine stop Shadow once and for all?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,382 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Tails, Cream/Cheese - Complete
I Get No Kick From Champagne by Queen of the Ramen reviews
Niles decides to nudge along Maxwell and Fran's relationship, but things don't go as planned. Niles/Fran
Nanny - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Niles, Fran F. - Complete
ENGI AND THE MEDIC AND THE AUSPENSER by turntechGodhead reviews
oh no! there is alot of strife here! engi has problems w/ a certain depenser! shock there are 100000000000 twists plz read rate plzzz!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Engineer, Medic - Complete
Night in the Pokemon Center by Invisible-chan reviews
Just a sweet little night meeting between rivals. Tons of fluff. Enjoy.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Kris, Silver/Rival - Complete
Heat by Flyteh reviews
What would have happened had Daphne's alarm not gone off that sweltering summer's day... Niles/Daphne
Frasier - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,057 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Complete
Why Shinobi Shouldn't Read Fanfiction by Emerald Tiara reviews
A clear example of the chaos caused by ninjas finding fanfiction. What happens when a group of Konoha shinobi are intorduced to the horror that is Mitsuki, the MarySue?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,244 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 12/28/2007
Nanny In The Middle by The Puppet Dragon Bomber reviews
All of Malcolm's family is working at the Sheffields. What could go wrong?
Crossover - Malcolm in the Middle & Nanny - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Fran F.
You Can't Go Home Again by Hawki reviews
Segaverse Oneshot: Even after the destruction of the Death Egg, it didn't take Robotnik long to get back on his feet. After all, he always had some new plan, was always looking forward. Sonic however, was stuck in the past. Stuck in the Green Hills...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Sonic, Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman - Complete
Passion by SilverDawn2010 reviews
Sonic gives in - but he goes too far. And although he can try and outrun his problems, Amy is still stuck with the consequences...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,705 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - [Sonic, Amy] - Complete
Teen fOtress Too by CommanderBunneh reviews
teen fortress two character at school with ance
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Complete
The Enemy Spy by m4st3rS reviews
A short story about a Spy
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Heavy, Spy - Complete
Too Late by Ksonic reviews
They’ll be married in less than an hour…' She thought to herself. 'Wanna do anything about it'
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Cream/Cheese, Tails - Complete
A Pyro's Revenge by sniperleader1337 reviews
A BLU Pyro gets depressed over being dominated by a Scout. After some supporting words from the Sniper, he sets out again to achieve his revenge.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Pyro, Scout
Good Girl Meets Bad Boy by Sacred Insanity reviews
Cream goes to detention one day. She's surprised to find out that detention's not as bad as it seems. ScourgeXCream
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Cream/Cheese, Scourge - Complete
Mother Knows Best by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
The BLU Scout talks to his mother about a certain set of photographs. Scout's Mom/RED Spy, some humor. T for implications and some language.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Scout - Complete
The Language of Mistynese by Warlordess reviews
Complete. Ash learns the difference between boys and girls while trying to understand Misty better. And thanks to Brock of all people. Pokeshipping. Happy Valentines Day!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,150 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Who Can It Be Now? by The Pen Vs The Sword reviews
Vanilla leaves Cream and Cheese at home by themselves for the day. What happens when a stranger comes knocking on their door in the dead of night? One-shot.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Cream/Cheese - Complete
You'll Save Me by Gentleman Ziggles reviews
Sometimes, mediguns can't heal all wounds
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Medic - Complete
The new recroot by XxXHinataDockingXxX reviews
In my new story, my oc PLZ DON'T STEAL
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010
Old Wounds by Reptile Volkin reviews
Taking place nine years after Cosmo's death. Tails sits on a beach, contemplating the fact that his life feels empty without Cosmo. When Cream shows up, events unfold that show Tails that he can move on and not complteley forget Cosmo. Oneshot.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Tails, Cream/Cheese - Complete
Lola by YamiTami reviews
The new scout discovers that Pyro's real name is Lola. If you don't know what I'm getting at, just search "lola the kinks" on YouTube. //implied sex
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,267 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Scout, Pyro - Complete
The Only Family We Have by Beth Einspanier reviews
When it looks like another Christmas will pass without any gifts for Pyro, one of his teammates reaches out in a gesture of friendship. Reviews welcome!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Pyro, Scout - Complete
I LUV U HEAVYKUN! heavyxmedic by XxXHinataDockingXxX reviews
in m,y fic, heavy and medic fall in love and have smex! rated M for sexy!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Medic - Complete
Sketches by SnowLion no Miko reviews
He was a starving, out of work artist, in need of a model. She was a simple waitress, who just happened to have the look he needed. NejiSaku, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,209 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Friggin Octospy by senor failboat reviews
Scout is a new member of BLU. Spy tells him a horror story, but he doesn't really believes it until he finds something very strange in the sewers.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,039 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Scout, Pyro
Medic's Journal by RED Scout reviews
This is just a brief insight into the mind of the Medic. I hope you guys enjoy it; there may or may not be more in the future, depending on if my muse cooperates.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Medic
This Sucks by SecondImpulse reviews
Scout's last moments... First TF2 fic.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Scout - Complete
How To Pick Up Women: TF2 Style! by Trick Steven reviews
The BLU Scout turns to his teammates for advice about women…but humiliation is right around the corner.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Scout
I Saw That by ArmoredSoul reviews
Soldier proves that he's not always a jerk. Inspired by Shy-Light.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Soldier - Complete
He Knows What He's Doing by Ksonic reviews
Tails just can't describe his pain, thinking over Cosmo's rather sudden death. When Cream walks in on his misery, she does the only thing she can think of. Hug him, and assure Tails, that HE knew what HE was doing. Not my best piece, but...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Cream/Cheese, Tails - Complete
The Super Duper Adventures of Mary Sue & Gary Stu by Madobe Nite reviews
One peaceful day in filleresque Konoha, two legendary ninja fall from the sky who can seem to do no wrong. How will the citizens of Konoha handle ub3rperfection? And how will the mysterious Intelligent Society keep the two under wraps?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,251 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 1/13/2007
Daddy's Little Girl by RidingOrangeTides reviews
C.C. accidentally falls down the stairs due to the drowsiness from her Prozac. The concussion causes her to regress, and thinks that she is a little girl again. What's more, she thinks Niles is her daddy. N/CC - no implied incest, LOL. T for language.
Nanny - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,319 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Complete
What Is Love by ElSupremo reviews
Niles thinks he's in love, but he's not quite sure what love really is. Niles/?
Nanny - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Niles - Complete
Dear Cosmo by Charmy Electra reviews
After Cosmo's death, Tails is still having a hard time dealing with his great loss. Vanilla, Cream's mother, suggests he writes her a letter to help ease his pain.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,770 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Tails, Cosmo
Black Bugs & Cherry Blossom Necture by Rex Araya reviews
Shino has a Crush on Sakura but Sakura doesn't like the Creepy Bug Guy. Ino feel's sorry for Shino and decides that she'll play Match Maker!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,669 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 3/8/2004 - Shino A., Sakura H.
Play My Song by SnowLion no Miko reviews
Hyuuga Neji. The name of the music star that makes girls scream dramatically and beg to have his children. That is, all girls except a certain one with pink hair. Odd... NejiSaku, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,011 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Sakura H., Neji H.
Spy steales intel by Moofle reviews
the spy tries to steal the intel but will he make it
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009
Teaching Me by Wits and the Ditz reviews
Sasuke was the new teacher. Sakura was the student. It should have ended at that. But sometimes you can't control how you feel, even though it might be wrong. Will everything have to stop?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,164 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
What Friends Are For by Trick Steven reviews
Have you ever seen a Black Scottish Cyclops cry?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Engineer, Demoman - Complete
Kodocha: Middle School by SanaK68 reviews
The Kodocha gang is off the middle school now. But, there's still MORE problems to solve. When trouble starts and the kids from other school's collide, drama is bound to happen. And, cheerful, hyper girl, Sana has to fix all the problems!
Kodomo No Omocha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 160,936 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Sana, Akito - Complete
Sonic X Final Cast Party by TailsLovesCosmo reviews
During the filming of the last season of Sonic X, Tails falls in love for real with the new actress, Cosmo. But with the show cancelled, and Cosmo laid off, can Tails work up the courage to tell her how he really feels before she exits his life for real?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,345 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Tails, Cosmo
The Dummy Twins Missing Scene Happy Ending by Felyndiira reviews
This is my version of what happenened between the time CC walked out the front door and when Fran and Maxwell found her in bed with Niles. One-shot, T for suggestive adult themes
Nanny - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,016 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete
AlarmOTron by Hunter Kitty reviews
Because the Alarm-O-Tron can shout about more than just the RED Spy in your base.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Complete
Amy Rose's New School by TailsLovesCosmo reviews
Amy has just moved to a new town and a new school. Can she win the heart of the school track star, Sonic? And can she help her new best friend, Cream, get Tails away from rich girl, Cosmo? And what part do Shadow and Maria play in this story?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,217 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Amy, Cream/Cheese
The Fortune of Mrs Sakura by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,953 - Reviews: 1800 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Omochao's Distress by Sacred Insanity reviews
Omochao wants to know why everyone doesn't like him. A few painful memories will make him realize...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Omochao - Complete
The Ultimate Guide to Annoy the Naruto Gang by Berryz-In-Counting reviews
*cough*titlesaysall*cough* Rated T for the bizarre ways in this manual. Formerly known as "How to Annoy Them Naruto Characters".... Characters done: Sasuke, Sakura, Kisame, Deidara, Kiba, Orochimaru and Kabuto, Shino, Gaara, Neji, and Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,445 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008
A Tender Moment by pantedgieQueen13 reviews
Sonic ends up babysitting for Vanilla and gains an unexpected audience! That isn't about to stop him from creating A TENDER MOMENT though!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Cream/Cheese, Sonic - Complete
Change by Shadow Quil reviews
Complete. Team Seven splits off to train and get stronger, but what happens when they come back after Sakura adopts an alter-ego as an assassin? Possibly going under construction at some point - a jumble of ideas rather than a real plot. NARUTO NOT MINE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 143,872 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Flaming Heart by Creidhe reviews
An unexpected incident, sends Sakura into the past. She has a chance at saving everything, but as the wise say 'Playing with the hands of times brings you the most deadly consequences,' However, Sakura was not one to be intimidated ...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,781 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Nightmares Never End by Ninja Without A Nindo reviews
Neji and Tenten finally admit to having feelings for one another. But, everything is starting to fall apart on them. Can they hold onto each other through this ongoing nighmare? Or will they lose each other? . . . And fall . . . fall . . . fall . . .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,310 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Neji H., Tenten
25 Things You Shouldn't Do To Cream by DJ BLEACH reviews
I'm suprised no one has made this yet. 25 things that will make Cream very sad, and me very mad if you do so.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Cream/Cheese - Complete
30 Ways to Annoy Kakashi Hatake by CrazyFrog07 reviews
When Naruto is suffering from a ramen withdrawal due to Kakashi forbiding ramen he gets bored and depressed. In his depressed state of mind he vows to get revenge on his sensei. It's 30 Way's to Annoy Kakashi Hatake...THE FANFICTION!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,554 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Kakashi H.
Blacksmith's Daughter by Lady Kaliska reviews
Once upon a time there was a woman who was nothing more than a blacksmith’s daughter. And none matched the ferocity of her spirit once the hilt of a blade was held within her grasp. An arrogant, cocky, self-assured dragon prince was certainly no exception
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,155 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Miss September, 1967 by idkmybffcandlejack reviews
In the last locker on the left is a magazine that passes through the hands of a few of The Boys on the Red Team. Oh, nostalgia. Sniper, Scout and Spy centric
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
The Truth about going to the World of Naruto by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
You know about those types of fics that have a person going into the world of Naruto, where they have Sasuke or Kakashi or a female fall in love with them, and they get insanely strong? Well, when I end up in the same spot, I shall tell you the TRUTH!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Chōji A.
Just Wanted to Know Why? by NaruXSaku4eva reviews
Hinata would tell Naruto how she felt and ask him the question that has been nagging her since she was a genin. “W-why do you love her when all she does is hit you? Screams at you? Threatens you? And say that she hates you?” SakXNar EDITED
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Idiot Syndrome by asteriskjam reviews
Konoha’s four beloved geniuses were not necessarily hardworking or sociable or humble or patient. But kami, weren’t they supposed to be brilliant? :SasuSaku, NejiSaku: :Shikamaru, Sakura friendship:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,364 - Follows: 190 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Skating? Please! by StrongerThanISeem reviews
In this high school, extreme sports are a must. Whether biking, bungee-jumping, or boarding, there's always something to be done somewhere. The posse who rules the skate park, however, begins to notice the pink-haired blader. GaaSaku/SasuNaru/NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara
Mitara Wakaru Desho? Isn't it Obvious? by Astrocam reviews
Why would anyone take me to prom? I'm sick, and bald, and ugly. What guy in their right mind would..."Sakura, I'm taking you to prom." "Why?" "Isn't it Obvious?" //Sasu&Saku, three-shot//
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,616 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Flipped by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Who knew Naruto could be such an expert matchmaker, Kakashi could be so cunning and perceptive, and Sakura could ever get over the boy of her dreams? Not Sasuke, that's for sure. Team Seven will never be the same. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,344 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Mile In Your Shoes by BeccaBear93 reviews
What would happen if Akito and Sana switched bodies? Takes place after the end of the anime. DISCONTINUED
Kodomo No Omocha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,469 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Akito, Sana
A Normal day in the life of the Akatsuki! by SanninLord reviews
Tobi who only speaks l33t , Deidara who is addicted to crack , and Zetsu who is pregnant with tulip babies engage in wild and semi-funny to funny antics. If you can't read l33t e-mail me and I'l send you my 'cheat sheet', because your opinion matters!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Papercut by HarmonyRose reviews
And Neji thought he was safe on this mission. Neji x Sakura Not a sequel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Colliding Destinies by Bohemian Anne reviews
A crossover between Titanic and The Nanny, in which Jack is engaged to Fran and Rose is engaged to Max.
Crossover - Titanic & Nanny - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Jack D., Fran F.
Diaries of a Noob by Orange Lemon 72 reviews
This will be almost like a diary. I will list things that happened to me in RuneScape while I was considered a noob. Noob meaning newbie Hopefully you can read and enjoy these stories as much as I did when I encountered them. Rated T just to be safe.
RuneScape - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,447 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 6/28/2007
Apple Of My iPod by FloatingAmoeba reviews
Lilly and Scotty accidentally swap iPods, and learn a few things before they get a chance to return them. Lilly/Scotty love all the way!
Cold Case - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,137 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Lilly R., Scotty V. - Complete
Up Do by eatyourtofurky reviews
NejiSaku. In which Sakura falls victim to Neji the beauty salon man.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
In Love and War by Kitty and the Marshmallow reviews
A fanfiction I've been writing for a couple of years. A romance based around a girl coming from a pampered life in Falador who finds herself in the hands of two dirt poor men that she owes her life to.
RuneScape - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,361 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 3/6/2008
Welcome to Runescape by Javelon reviews
A girl goes on a journey through Runescape where she has to learn how to survive in this strange world. Summary sucks. Story is much better. Revised! Pen name was Calime07.
RuneScape - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,481 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Complete
Irony by HarmonyRose reviews
Sakura was strong now, she was no longer weak. The thing was no one knew. It was all kind of ironic, but that was the way her life worked.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,970 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H.
Higher, Faster, Stronger by Archerelf reviews
Sakura recently moved to Konoha and she stands out as a football player. Problem? There's no girls team. So she tries out for the boys team. Will cold captain Sasuke warm up to her? Will she even be allowed to play? R and R please. Eventually SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 75,706 - Reviews: 1925 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Inner Sakura's Obsession by Elsakun reviews
Itachi uses the Tsukiyomi on Sakura and is greeted with a rather foul-mouthed surprise. Rated for language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Refraction by Zelha reviews
AU! After Sasori’s defeat, a powerful jutsu was handed to Sakura by Chiyo, swearing her to secrecy. Now, a few years later, Sakura has to bear with a mark that might change her life forever. NejiSaku, Manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,717 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Homer and Superglue by Def the best reviews
What will happen with superglue and Homer Simpson collide? Lisa and Girl Scouts! Watch to find out.
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 10/7/2006
Not so Weak Anymore by iirongirl reviews
[COMPLETE] War is about to break out against Konoha, 2 young Uchiha's are discovered, and the girls are part of a lost clan that’s more powerful then a Sannin? And everyone thinks they're dead? Slightly AU. [SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaIno]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,239 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
One Petite Kunoichi by HarmonyRose reviews
non-massacre. Perhaps Sakura could be of some use to Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,850 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Battle Ending by Shashasha reviews
Vent is a poor girl from the ghetto of varrock, who is kidnapped and escapes her captors, but finds herself trapped in the deep jungle of karamja.
RuneScape - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,761 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007
Welcome to Runescape: Balancing Act by Jake Afterburn reviews
What if more than one Runescape player got sucked into the game to battle in the renewed God Wars? Alternate story based in Calime07 Welcome to Runescape storyline.
RuneScape - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,170 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 9/14/2007
Through Emotions by angelicdia reviews
Sakura has discovered that she has a bloodline limit. On a misison she met Sasuke and his team Hebi. Team 7 and Team Hebi decide to work together to complete the mission. Does Sasuke still have feelings in his heart for Sakura? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,143 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Test Of Patience by Your Pet Peeve reviews
.:One-shot:. A horny Uchiha is not a patient Uchiha. .:SasuSaku:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Life's Work by Corky Riviera reviews
A very sad, sad story about the Medic from TF2. Inspired by the sad-mode of my TF2 haunt.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
The fall of Runescape by kreyven morhed reviews
The greatest warrior in all of Runescape discovers the one thing he had never found before: love
RuneScape - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/17/2008
Black Coffee by IrredeemableSoul reviews
I really would have never guessed in a million years, that spilling coffee on him would lead to this. [SasukeSakura]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,910 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
An Uchiha's Chance by Final1f reviews
Sasuke finally kills Itachi, but his teammates are dead because of him. Will he change the past for the good when he gets the chance?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,851 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Charms by StrongerThanISeem reviews
Twinkle, twinkle, little star... Five destinies to one hope. Five lives to one family. Five chances to get everything together. R&R. REDONE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Imperfect Perfection by O.bi.Sess reviews
Mary Sue Parody. AU. Kiki, our lovely Mary Sue, takes a tumble in the Naruto world where everyone adores her. Everyone, that is, except Naruto, Itachi and Akamaru. See? Even the summary's cliched. Complete at last. About freaking time, too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,160 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Complete
What's Going On In There? by NejiTenfanforever reviews
Kakashi thinks that something interesting is going on in Sakura's room. But what? Find out inside! SasuSaku ONESHOT!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Snow Angel by Sanded Silk reviews
Crappy title. I know, I know. But the story is better! Neji is in the woods one blizzarding day, and just as he thinks all is lost, an angel comes along... NejiSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
When The Sky Falls by Helena xx 3 reviews
After 5 years, Sasuke returns to Chicago to live with Obito and Rin. He admits to mildly missing Naruto, but he holds no respect for Sakura, thinking she's just annoying like before. But now that the three are 16 going on 17, havent things changed? AltUnv
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,476 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Kakashi's Day Off by Megumi Mitoko reviews
Kakashi has never had a day off. So when the day comes when he actually gets one, will he be able to make it through it? OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Kakashi H., Tsunade S. - Complete
Boxes by mademoiselle anna reviews
Neji finds a box.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Calendar by Link and Luigi reviews
For one whole year, the teachers shall force their students to celebrate every holiday of the year in the quest of life, liberty and the pursuit of youthfullness!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 165,336 - Reviews: 2349 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Complete
The Spelling Bee by dorkalicious reviews
/ONESHOT/ “Uh.. Can someone else be the judge?” asked Sakura innocently, “Gai creeps me out..”
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Complete
Konoha Christmas Carols by Goggleplex reviews
Parodies of songs of the Christmas Season preformed by Konoha ninjas and with special appearances by the Akatsuki and other characters as well. Enjoy! Characters categories will change every chapter
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 7,350 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Konoha's Twelve Days of CHristmas by Kage Kui reviews
Christmas carols Naruto Style. Mentionings of many pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,107 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete
Nice versus naughty by Sumikoa reviews
Kakashi has challenged his friend Iruka to a week long dating competition! Whose tactics will win in picking up the most girls? Kakashi's naughtiness or Iruka's niceness? Read on and find out! And please review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,246 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Some Things by Keq reviews
There are some things you hate to do, but you just can't get around doing them. Everyone has them, and unfortunately for Konan, one of those things just needed to be done. Oneshot, drabble, rated for mild language, NOT KonanxKisame
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Konan, Kisame H. - Complete
The Birthday Present by Chayanne reviews
An unexpected birthday gift that surprises the entire village, including Sakura and Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Omega's Job Hunting by Ninstation X reviews
Omega needs a new source of income, so he tries to find a steady job. For some reason, he has a hard time finding work that goes with his abilities.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2007 - E-123 Omega - Complete
Be Free by gleechild reviews
Based on 11.18.07 episode: Boy Crazy. What if this wasn't a Cold Case? This is the story of what could have been with Sam & Dom if things had gone a little differently. Rated T but could become M in later chapters. HAITUS
Cold Case - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,844 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 11/18/2007
12 Things on Naruto by Link and Luigi reviews
The reason for my rhyming is unknown to even me similar to Shino’s reaction when he is compared to a tree. Remember this is fun and the tune is to a song, it’s the “Twelve Days of Christmas” so be sure to sing along!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
KNOW YOUR STARS: KAKASHI HATAKE by letsgetacupofwater reviews
Do you really know Kakashi....
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Kakashi H.
One Wish by yumi-maki reviews
It was a beautiful day in the neighbourhood...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
A Gift Worth A Thousand Words by xx.aesthetic reviews
InoShika; Oneshot; Shikamaru's Christmas gift was much more than Ino had bargained for.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Turkey Anyone? by SharinganWarriorTribute reviews
When a mysterious guest appears in Kakashi's living room, Thanksgiving takes on a little twist! Sorry for the lateness, Please R and R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Kakashi's Wrath by Datzaya Boihara reviews
Kakashi snaps for no reason. Come on, he can't always be so 'composed'.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
What? by Your Pet Peeve reviews
[One shot] After a mission, Naruto was in for a big suprise. 'YOU got Sakura PREGNANT'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Falling in Love with a Dragon by S. T. Nickolian reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are finally back, but Sakura is being left behind, again. So Tsunade gives her a new sensei that makes Sasuke jealous. Who is this guy? Wait. He's a jinchuuriki to something stronger than Kyuubi!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,761 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sakura H.
The Vanish Machine by storystar reviews
a made up story about an evil genius who tries to destroy the human population using a machine
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,211 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
Konoha Idol by AmuletIhara reviews
Konoha is have a singing contest. 15 people from the show will sing for you votes! Kakashi is the host. You get to vote for your fav characters. I cant spell so some of the wording might be hard to undertsand. ENJOY!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Kakashi H., Tsunade S.
Double Dare by BlackBelt reviews
Neji couldn't believe what the dobe had just said, 'What? ' He snapped. With that annoying grin the Hokage chirped, 'I said it is your mission to court Sakura Chan! ' Pure fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,990 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Neji H., Sakura H.
The Love Letter by Wits and the Ditz reviews
Lee writes a love letter for Sakura , but somehow it gets to Tenten. Then all HELL breaks loose w misunderstandings, confusion, confrontations, and of course drama. Various pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,717 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Complete
Handcuffs by S. Schumaker reviews
AS Akito Hayama is a very famous, uncatchable assassin. He's the most sought after hired killer in the world. But how will he handle his newest target? His first love...Sana Kurata?
Kodomo No Omocha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,591 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 5/17/2003
Believe it! by IceCrome reviews
Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi have their qualms about Naruto's stupid catchphrase. [ONESHOT] with Hypnotizing!Kakashi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Magnetic Attractions by Infatuated-Simplicity reviews
Tsunade decides that Sakura has been single for far too long. With the help of a jutsu, can Tsunade shove her apprentice in the right direction for love and hopefully a couple of adorable grandkids? NejiXSakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,598 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - [Neji H., Sakura H.] - Complete
Adventure, Friendship, PIZZAS! by RuneWriter007 reviews
My first fan fic! Hope you enjoy, be brutal tell me what i need to fix, and lemme know if i should make another chapter plz!
RuneScape - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Thank God for Friends by Snow Miser reviews
The world may be tough on Omega, but at least he has friends to face it with. Or does he? Disclaimer: I do not own anything Sonic related.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2007 - E-123 Omega - Complete
Late Nights and Noisy Interruptions by poopontoast123 reviews
Neji and Sakura finally get to spend some alone time together, but of course it isn't too long before they're rudely interrupted. [NejiSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Inner Monologue by therealesther reviews
He broke that leg on purpose damnit! KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Sabotage by therealesther reviews
When her fifth date got food poisoning, and her sixth date cancelled in over the phone in a tone bordering on hysteria, Sakura decided things were getting out of hand. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 266 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
And Sakura Dies by XxCanoli Is What I'm CalledxX reviews
In which Sakura dies saving Sasuke. Does her team even care? Find out! OOCness, Sakura bashing, and almost invisible NaruSasu friendship. Quick oneshot ficlet. R&R please. Slight NaruHina. Onesided SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Shino Gets Drunk by taxiphobia reviews
It’s Kakashi’s nighttime birthday bash! And, among his drunken comrades, Naruto comes up with the idea of getting SHINO drunk! What’s this? Shino can’t get drunk? Shino is a drug dealer? [Crack][Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Shino A. - Complete
The night he tried to leave by courtXjester reviews
The night Sasuke goes to join Orochimaru Sakura begs him to stay. Sasukes denies her love and insults her. Unwittingly, Sasuke unleashes something far more frightening than Orochimaru and Itachi put together...INNER SAKURA!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Climb on a back that's strong by The Egg and I reviews
Sakura and Lee have begun training together. This agreement has been made to benefit both of their strengthsbut will youthfullness become their mutual weakness?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,824 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Sakura H., Lee R. - Complete
Absolutely Positive by UntappedChaos reviews
You're SURE you don't have any feelings for Tenten' and of course, he'd say 'Absolutely positive.' But how to prove it?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2007 - [Neji H., Sakura H.] - Complete
Role Reversal by Muffytaj reviews
When Inner Sakura and Itachi clash in Tsukuyomi the results are... interesting. After all, Inner Sakura is the ultimate seme.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/14/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Not Weak by BlackElement7 reviews
When Sakura's team refuses to help her and calls her weak, what will happen? Especially when somebody shows up and offers to train her. [SakuIta]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,488 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Part of the Gang by llamaglamasama reviews
School life seems normal for the gang until a new girl shows up who seems to know Akito too well for Sana's liking. And what's with all the secrecy that Aki's using? What's he doing?AkiXSana
Kodomo No Omocha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,710 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 9/11/2006
The Springtime of Womanhood by desolate butterfly reviews
[Team Gai gen] TenTen just wants to get through her first period without any fuss. Too bad Gaisensei isn't about to let that happen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Gai M., Tenten - Complete
Were Not Weak by Chisa2010 reviews
Sakura, Ino, Hinata, and Tenten have always trusted their teammates but their teammates seem to have different thoughts. Now hearing their teammates true thoughts the girls vow to get stronger. Pairs: are inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,706 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Sakura H.
Two Paths, One Dream by Skyward reviews
Dreams are a common thing, but one fathers dream changes two siblings life. Met Naruto, ANBU and next Hokage and Sakura, villageless and uncontrollable assasin. Watch as their life styles pull them apart but one dream and a siblings love keep them togethr
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,921 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Completely Stupid Comeback Special For Cookie Mons by HPparasiempre reviews
Cookie Monster was put off cookies and onto vegetables, well this is what happened to bring back cookies. Characters?: Cookie Monster and Elmo, Warnings: slight swaering in a funny way
Sesame Street - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Complete
Stupid retard idiot means one thing: kagome by chaosjudgment reviews
KAGOME BASHING randomness
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/24/2006 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Complete
Girl next door by senx2 reviews
Sakura is a girl who behaves like a guy. They say love can change everything. Will she remain a tomboy or change into a lady? Most of all, will she ever find someone who will treasure her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,272 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Sakura H.
A complete Idiot's guide to: Mary Sues! by The Mary Sue Slayer reviews
What the title says. Your trusty guide to all the things you may not know about Mary Sues. Warning: Minor sarcasm and Mary Sue bashing
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Dork Obsession by Goldilocks V.2 is an angel reviews
This is a story about a dorky girl being obsessed with Bill Nye.
Bill Nye The Science Guy! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Complete
How to Sell a Truck by RedneckNinja549 reviews
Hinata is working at a truck dealership. She uses hypnosis to get more than they are worth. Also to get victems. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
You Did Real Good, Gracie Lou by Mufflebit reviews
What would have happened if Gracie hadn't gotten rid of the crown in time? Rated for one word and a tiny bit of violence. Sort of EG angstmance. Apologies for the boring title.
Miss Congeniality - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/29/2006
The most stupid runescape adventure ever by lifedreams4death reviews
This is a collection of random stories about runescape, and is the most stupid thing you will ever read in your entire life.
RuneScape - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/19/2006 - Published: 2/21/2006
Someone just like me by bleedingcherry reviews
A new girl moves to Calvin's block. She's unlike any other girl he's ever met. She's cool and fun and just like him. Be prepared for some good old time Calvin and Hobbes fun with a pinch of cute fluffy goodness! WARNING:CalvinXOC HobbesXOC CHAP 3 UP!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,035 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 8/10/2005
Copycat by Link and Luigi reviews
Gai has finally found the ONE THING Kakashi cannot use his Sharingan to copy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Abandoned by Queen Datsuh reviews
Calvin has abandoned Hobbes like most abandon their childhood toys as they grow older. Now read about Hobbes feelings. One Shot.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Complete
Calvin and Hobbes Last Big Adventure by Hyenaman200 reviews
Calvin and Hobbes have one last adventure, lost memorys, love affairs (Susie and calvin of course) and time traveling mayhem and Calvin must face his fear that he never wanted to find. Losin his friend to a villainous evil.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2005
I'm A MarySue, How Do You Do? by sarafu-chan reviews
Just when Tenten begins to like Neji more than a friend, Lee comes along and ruins it all by bringing a... Mary-Sue! WARNING: This can cause severe Mary Sue nightmares for weeks! One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,189 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Complete
Stupid Bloody Englishmen by TheBoe reviews
Maxwell has a supreme gift for messing things up, and he takes it out on Miss Fran Fine... even Niles (AKA Captain Sarcasm) can't save the day this time.
Nanny - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,830 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004
Caffiene and a Mouse by Khajiit reviews
An addiction gone too far....
Minesweeper - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/4/2005
Tubby Apocalypse by Giggy reviews
The apocalypse comes to Teletubby land....I was feeling fairly sadistic at the time complete.
Teletubbies - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/17/2004 - Complete
Death of the Stupid, Oversized Colourful Aliens by Anakin McFly reviews
The Teletubbies meet their end, one by one...
Teletubbies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Complete
Not A Toy by VanillaREM reviews
Cream gets a new doll from her mother that looks oddly like Tails. Amy finds it innocent enough at first, but looks can be deceiving...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,703 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/17/2004 - Published: 8/30/2004 - Cream/Cheese, Amy - Complete
ATTACK OF THE TINKYWINKIES by upton-dude reviews
This story is my first fiction and is supposedly funny.
Teletubbies - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/11/2004
The Godfather's Ode to Chicken by Satara reviews
Just a silly-not to be taken seriously-poem, about the Godfather's guilty pleasure.
Godfather - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2004
Teletubbie Bye Bye by Wilkoman reviews
Say bye bye to your favourite teletubbies!
Teletubbies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2004
The GROSS Club Handbook by Dannor reviews
Written by Calvin (with the help of Hobbes). The official handbook for the G.R.O.S.S.- explicit rules and regulations- along with arguments by Calvin and Hobbes. COMPLETE! Sorry for the long wait, guys- writer's block isn't fun.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 27 - Updated: 11/19/2003 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Complete
In the Morning by Washu1 reviews
Niles decides to have a long awaited conversation with Daphne, but finds a sleeping goddess instead.
Frasier - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2003
The More Things Change by Tiger Timberwolf reviews
Calvin's bound to grow up eventually. Does that mean he has to lose Hobbes? Read on to find out my take on Calvin and Hobbes as time goes by!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/28/2003
The Consequences of Binge Drinking by She's a Star reviews
After a particularly stressful day, Maxwell attempts to drink away his troubles . . . with disastrous results. Set sometime during the fourth season.
Nanny - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2003
Filling the Void by SoreWaHimitsuDesu1 reviews
In the fourth grade Calvin lost his best friend, and a week later Susie lost hers. 5 years later, Calvin is back, and he's still not over it. What can Susie do? R&R please in midst of rewrite, ch.1 now
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,278 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/28/2003 - Published: 2/19/2003
Madness by THE Elvenking reviews
One-shot into Stupendous Man's mind. Very deep.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Complete
Teletubbies Go Down the BIG BLACK HOLE! by Loon Of The Fruits reviews
Okay, This is REALLY funny. I laughed my head off writing this! I was bored and I had writers block for my other stories, so I wrote this piece of funny junk. Check it out if ya want, you'll laugh!! I swear, you will! ^__^
Teletubbies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2002
A Final Meeting of Friends by Dannor reviews
The final time where Calvin and Hobbes meet. Calvin realizes he is no longer a child, and... well, read the rest to find out!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/8/2002
Then Fall Hobbes by Jhomeboy reviews
FINAL CHAPTER UP! Hobbes, having been replaced by the new tiger, seems to have won his place back in Calvin's life. What happens when Chic returns and with a vengence.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,501 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 9/19/2002 - Published: 8/20/2002
The Teletubbies' Extermination by Anti-Useless Commando reviews
Marie here! This is the first story of the Anti-Useless Commando (AUC)! This story is about how the Teletubbies and their stupid sun died. I hope you'll like it, and don't forget to review! *FINISHED*
Teletubbies - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2002
Dresser in the Attic by Jhomeboy reviews
Calvin, preparing for college, stumbled across the stuffed tiger that is Hobbes. Calvin must face Hobbes after leaving him for several years. Mm-mmm gooood!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2002
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Calvin by Calvin Potterson reviews
Hobbes's POV on pouncing Calvin.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 19 - Published: 5/4/2001
Life by Ryan Griffin reviews
What happened after the last strip? A different view on Calvin's future. Now added, Chapter 2 - Lost Souls. An unexpected sequel.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/4/2001 - Published: 9/3/2000
Spaceman Spiff and the Marraige of Doom! by Joe Cloudheart reviews
Basically a series of vignettes between Calvin and Susie as kids and adults. I tried to keep the style of the original comic's humor inherent.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,602 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/23/2001
Redemption by Frank Crowell reviews
Calvin gets a jolt from the past, and takes a trip home
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2000
Calvin & Hobbes and the Gargantuan Thingamabob by Me reviews
C & H pose as inventors on the 'Net. Calvin's dad's firm wants to help them get patents.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/4/1999
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the excelent tf2 storey colection of good original storeys reviews
a collection of Good, Original and Funny tf2 oneshots featuring all ur favs, including smoky french boy, loud boston kid, dirty outback man, fat idiot sandwich baby, flighty glasses girl and more :) ratings may vary
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,442 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/21/2015 - Published: 11/19/2014 - [Sniper, Spy] [Heavy, Medic]
My Fair Pyro reviews
A mysterious assassin wants Saxton Hale dead, so what does the Administrator do? The obvious: assigns two of her finest mercenaries an undercover mission in NYC to take out the assassin before the Saxxy Awards. Before they can complete the mission, however—one mercenary needs a lesson in ladyship. Who better to teach her than a Frenchman?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,972 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 8/3/2011 - [Pyro, Spy] Saxton Hale, The Administrator - Complete