MagdaleneTheMagpiehide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Glee. Hey y'all! My name's Mags. I am currently in college, and I'm super busy all the time with homework, but I still love and sneak in some fanfiction when I get the chance. I typically only use this site to read y'alls stuff, but I had some stories that I'd written that needed a place to live, so here we are! My OTPs: -I don't necessarily ship Johnlock in a romantic ship, but I think Johnlock fanfiction is wonderful. -I don't watch Glee anymore, but Klaine will always have a special place in my heart. Happy reading! |
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The Morning After What! by sunshinesundae reviews
Hermione wakes up, hungover and tied to a stranger's bed, with no recollection of how she got there. "I know you're not asleep," he said. "Because if you were, you'd still be snoring like a troll with a head cold." Dramione one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,431 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 84 - Published: 2/27/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7823 - Favs: 8,415 - Follows: 7,819 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Shadows of Ourselves by InkFairy reviews
Draco Malfoy has played both sides of the war for years, but when Voldemort gives him an ultimatum—bring him Hermione Granger or die—she surprisingly agrees to be handed over to the Dark Lord. Together, they take pureblood society by storm as Master and Madam Malfoy, all while trying to help the Order find and destroy the last Horcruxes and defeat Voldemort forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,580 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 1,507 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Repressed by LoveBugOC reviews
Draco Malfoy doesn't remember much from his childhood. But he remembers a girl. A girl with brown and hair brown eyes. He remembers her laugh and her voice, but he can't remember her face for the life of him. [REPOST/UPDATE]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,649 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Nails, Lollipops, and Lipgloss by bookworrm1999 reviews
Hermione has a problem with biting her nails. Ginny decides to help but with secret motives? And what's with Malfoy staring at her? New and Improved!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Not Even You by blackestfaery reviews
ONESHOT. Hermione's got a weakness, and Malfoy knows exactly what it is. Draco/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Why I Hate Drinking Close to My Apartment by g-na-1358 reviews
Hermione's looking forward to her well earned relaxing weekend, but Harry and Ron drag her to a private drinking party. However she has two big problems with the arrangment. One of them is the fourth person (who wasn't that happy about it himself); the other is the location. Just why are they such a big problem?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Registering You by LizzieZ reviews
"Do I not register as a sexual entity?" the irate Hermione demanded, her hair frizzing out wildly. The two boys were confused by the question and their faces showed it. "Has it escaped your attention that I am in fact female? A girl?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Valentine's Auction by Rumaan reviews
One-shot: As one of the 'lucky' lots of Hogwarts' Valentine's Day auction, Hermione finds herself won by Draco Malfoy, of all people. Can they forget their past and enjoy a romantic carriage ride?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,568 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 82 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Those Three Words by Wolf Blossom reviews
What is love? Was it the way Hermione looked at him with her big innocent brown eyes? Or was it the way his heart raced when they walked down the corridors holding hands? Whatever it was, Draco wanted to know: What exactly does love mean? One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,013 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 74 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Thunderstorms by audiblyausten reviews
Hermione needs shelter from the storm. The only person nearby is Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Plan by Reese-36 reviews
When Draco Malfoy hatches a plan to make Ron Weasley notice Hermione Granger, will it be an unquestionable success? Or will it lead them into a totally different direction?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,400 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
That Moment When by WithRhymeNoReason reviews
Minerva McGonagall knew the exact moment when she realized that Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger were meant for each other. One-shot, 8th Year fluff. D/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 96 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
One Of The Guys by OogieBoogie reviews
Hermione Granger is sick of being treated like 'one of the guys' by every single male she has ever met. She turns to Draco Malfoy for help. Call it lessons to 'woman up', if you may.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,011 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,494 - Reviews: 6090 - Favs: 14,403 - Follows: 5,037 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Poison and Wine by Keitorin Asthore reviews
AU. When Kurt Hummel's father died unexpectedly from a heart attack, he never thought he would have to turn to stripping to stay afloat. It was only supposed to be temporary. He never thought he would meet a starry-eyed prep school boy who would fall in love with him. But Blaine doesn't know anything about the real person behind the dancer. Klaine. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,308 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Asphodel by A Pirate By Any Other Name reviews
After an accident in potions, Hermione and Draco wake up married with children. Is this the future, a parallel universe, or is it all a dream? Will Hermione and Draco's mutual loathing stop them from setting things right? Dramione, AU, Set during 5th yr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,491 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Entertainment at its Finest by coffeeshopsandtealeaves reviews
This is the scene where Thresh kills Clove, from the perspective of a teenage girl living in the Capitol. It is meant to reflect how the audience in my theater reacted to the same scene in the movie. I think we ironically become the Capitol audience.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Complete
A Matter of Taste by galfoy reviews
Hermione is craving salt... Draco is craving sugar... But it's not really about gastronomy, is it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 131 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mudbloods and VPF's by frostykitten reviews
"Hermione, that's a little messed up." "Maybe, but did you see his reaction? It was worth it."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dialogue In An Empty Classroom by ObnoxiousSpontaneousCombustion reviews
All-dialogue Dramione DMHG oneshot in which Draco asks Hermione "a simple question" and her and Ron. T for kissing and minor references, nothing very racy, but I'm paranoid. Humor and fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Risks by Keitorin Asthore reviews
In which Rory gets a bloody nose, Kurt takes a stand, and Blaine just wants to be helpful. Based on "Mash-Off." Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Kurt H., Rory F. - Complete
Perfectly Perfectionist by Radical.2 reviews
Hermione's always been a bit of a perfectionist, but when someone purposely tries to annoy her by being what she hates the most, how can she not, well, attack him- them? If it's for a good cause? Try and resist it if you can, Hermione...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Run For Your Love by The Paragon reviews
"Wait for me. Wait for me…I'm coming, wait for me", she whispered fervently as she closed her eyes and hot tears slid down her cheeks. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Don't Be Stupid' by bellax-xmuerte reviews
The glee girls want to find out more about Blaine Anderson. Kurt won't tell them anything; so they steal his phone. They expected Blaine's number to be his most called contact but it's not, that honour goes to 'Don't Be Stupid'. Suicidal!Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,451 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Devil's Secretary by frostykitten reviews
Malfoy ran his eyes over her from foot to hair. "I told her big breasts," he muttered irritably before putting his head back down on the desk, looking entirely uninterested and hungover. Hermione added sexual harassment to the growing list against him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,303 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 2,190 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Intelligible Paranoia by YourFairyGodfather reviews
Or, "Five Times In Which Wes and David Are Completely Bewildered By McKinley." Epilogue: Wes and David are back at Dalton and feeling better after their scare at McKinley, but one final piece of evidence is about to change the game completely.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,455 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Wes, David - Complete
Chris Colfer is a Professional by cheesygrinsandpursedlips reviews
Chris Colfer never has crushes on his coworkers because he is a professional. But sometimes Darren makes that standard hard to abide by. Especially when he acts so much like a puppy and makes delicious hot chocolate. Darren/Chris and Kurt/Blaine
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,625 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Fire and Ice by mrscharlesbingley reviews
Scorpius Malfoy is all iceiceice.So is Dominique Weasley...but ice and ice don't work together, do they? Freeverse poetry. One-sided DomScor and two-sided RoseScor. Because fire and ice work together much better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Dominique W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Labels by KitKat-Pyrophobia reviews
It was in pure innocence that Al and Scorpius decided to label each other "boyfriend" and "girlfriend" when they were in First Year. Scorpius/Al oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Extravaganza! by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Kurt had never been to summer camp, so he had no clue what to expect, much less a summer filled with showtune medleys, Warbler vs. ND prank wars, poison ivy, sock puppets, Wes and David in hula skirts, cheer-offs, breakups and makeups, and thunderstorms.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,132 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
What It Means by Keitorin Asthore reviews
The act passed in New York on June 24th meant a lot to two boys in Lima, Ohio. Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Restricted Section by DementedDreameater reviews
Draco Malfoy is tired. Bloody tired. The task of repairing the vanishing cabinet is slowly wearing him away. But he soon comes to find that sharing his spot in the Restricted Section with a certain Gryffindor bookworm might do him a world of good.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,211 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
WEPS by JodieLove reviews
To the Minister of Magic: S.P.E.W. needs their funding! Your blasphemous bureaucracy is hindering the rights and lives of elves everywhere. Please remedy this immediately. Sincerely, Anonymous. A series of letters between DM and HG. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What's Coming to You by PteraWaters reviews
Noah Puckerman had a bone to pick with his ex, but he never thought his plan would help him find someone new. AU future-fic. Oneshot. Puckurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,485 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Better Than Revenge by IllustrisFlamma reviews
Ron cheats on Hermione and she decides a little revenge is in order. Re write.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,472 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 3,586 - Follows: 598 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Simply Irresistible by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Kurt just wants to teach Blaine how to bake. Blaine just wants Kurt to stop licking the cake batter out of the bowl. The teasing is too much. Is this revenge for all of his eyesex? Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 88 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
It Couple? by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Blaine and Kurt transfer to McKinley. Blaine tries out for football and learns a few things about his boyfriend's past.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 85 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Caught in a Bad Bromance by klemonademouth reviews
In which Kurt hates Valentine's day, and Wes and David are horrified at his lack of bromantic knowledge. Also, the Warblers have an epic, masculine Valentine's Day Party . No spoilers for the V-day episode, cuz it's technically AU. KurtxBlaine. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,048 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Suspenders by Phantom of a Rose reviews
There are two things that turn Kurt on, one of them being suspenders. How lucky that his boyfriend just so happens to wear them on day... Klaine First smut fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Dinner Guest by Summer Tea reviews
"I was wondering if I could bring someone along for dinner tonight. My friend, Blaine. He's in the Warblers." Burt sighed again. Kurt was bringing a boy over. For dinner. To meet him.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Burt H., Kurt H. - Complete
What Can I Get by Threepwillow reviews
With their latest fundraising endeavor, Kurt is seriously thisclose to quitting Cheerios. And cryptic text messages from Blaine are SO not helping. :::Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, side Brittany/Santana, warning for douchey jocks:::
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 84 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Bracelet by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 303,727 - Reviews: 6823 - Favs: 6,269 - Follows: 2,640 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
From Both Sides Now by blueink3 reviews
That night, I learn that the man with the curly hair is named Will. I call him Mr. Will because my Mommy told me that that’s the proper way to say it.... Will's life as viewed by a young neighbor.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Will S. - Complete
Surprises by sellthelie reviews
CormacHermione: He cleared his throat, and she turned her eyes back to him, "Is he worth it?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Cormac M., Hermione G. - Complete
More Than Revenge by The Almighty Cheez It reviews
Ron fancies Hermione. Ron gets mad at Hermione. Ron snogs Lavender. Hermione is hurt. Hermione wants revenge. Hermione gets revenge. Hermione gets much MORE than revenge. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Hermione G., Cormac M. - Complete
Artificial Identity by Londra reviews
He had made her into someone she was not. Oneshot. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 46 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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All I Ask Of You reviews
Wes is troubled. Why don't Blaine and Kurt understand that they love each other? Something must be done, and Wes will be the one to do it.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Wes, David - Complete
Dearest Draco reviews
When darkness won, everyone else died or disappeared. Draco's despair is interrupted by a suicide note by one Hermione Granger. Why would she write to him? Why inflict this torture on him? Rated for possible character death. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete