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 Author has written 3 stories for Batman: Arkham Asylum, Assassin's Creed, and Harry Potter. Hi, welcome to my profile! I've always enjoyed writing: I used to write stories all the time, but they were all pretty awful. By the time I joined fanfiction.net back in 2002, my greatest achievement was an 8,000 word story. I started writing fanfiction with some enthusiasm, until I realised that none of those stories were any good either. So I've spent years just being a fanfiction reader, though I am aiming to get back into writing, if I can come up with some good ideas. Favourite books (fiction): Harry Potter, The Lies of Locke Lamora, Watchmen, Watership Down, Dinotopia, The War of the Worlds, American Gods, Anno Dracula, 1984, The Historian, The Stand, The Night Circus Favourite TV shows: Doctor Who, Being Human, Downton Abbey, Game of Thrones Favourite films: Back to the Future, Top Gun, Terminator 2, Jurassic Park, Forrest Gump, The Shawshank Redemption, Apollo 13, Titanic, The Lord of the Rings |
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Coping with Superpowers by Sadhelm2 reviews
As Adrien and Marinette are beginning to learn, having secret identities means more than just concealing their faces. As their powers and miraculous begin to affect their day-to-day lives will they still keep their secrets from the world and each other? Dealing with puberty is difficult enough without this mess! Eventual romance and bonding between the two dorks.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 91,569 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 11/3/2018 - Published: 7/2/2017 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Nino L./Bubbler
Perfect Strangers by SaffieSkies reviews
AU. Lovely & sweet Marinette may never be anything more than the daughter of a poor baker. The Crown Prince Adrien lives a life of luxury, but surrounded by solitude. Fates collide, and bring them together when their worlds couldn't be any further from one another. And then there are the mysterious kwamis: who have been watching their every move.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 128,160 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 1/8/2018 - Published: 5/23/2017 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
A Man of Iron by Mr. Chaos reviews
Antony 'Tony' Stark is the arrogant cousin of Ned who made his fortune crafting weapons for the lords of Westeros. He leads a joyful life, doing what he pleases and leaves the politics to others. But when violent attack nearly ends his life, Tony decides to take action and creates a hero for the people to rally around: a knight known as Iron Man. Book 1 of A Song Metal and Marvels
Crossover - Ironman & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 139,897 - Reviews: 1546 - Favs: 2,055 - Follows: 1,885 - Updated: 9/7/2017 - Published: 3/2/2014 - V. Potts/Pepper, J. R. Rhodes/Rhodey, A. E. Stark/Tony, Jon S. - Complete
Scandalous! by mocharetti reviews
Alya thinks Marinette is cheating on Adrien with Chat Noir. Nino thinks Adrien is cheating on Marinette with Ladybug. In the midst of all this crazy, mixed-up drama, friendships are put to the test while Alya and Nino discover that there's more to their two best friends than what meets the eye. (Post-Reveal) [COMPLETED]
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,193 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 8/16/2017 - Published: 6/22/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Nino L./Bubbler - Complete
Smoulder by MidnightStarlightWrites reviews
Marinette traced her fingers down the smooth lines of the magazine, a blush creeping to her face. It wasn't just his toned, muscular body that set her aflame, although that was certainly a bonus. It was his eyes. The way his body appeared, languid like a summers day. His body said relax but his eyes said devour. She'd seen those eyes before...
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 172,700 - Reviews: 2097 - Favs: 2,726 - Follows: 1,916 - Updated: 3/9/2017 - Published: 4/29/2016 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Paw-lov's Theory by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Ladybug decided to try and condition Chat Noir out of pun habit with kisses! Chat Noir, however, turns the table on her and now Ladybug can't resist kissing him whenever he puns. Whether or not he's wearing the mask.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,211 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 370 - Published: 2/25/2017 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Plagg - Complete
Bee-Nevolent by TwinklingCupcake reviews
She never thought she'd be much of anything, especially not a "Miraculous Holder." Despite her doubts, though, she can't help but grasp the chance to be happier, freer. If only any of it - being free, happy, having new friends - were actually easy... [cover by mardimari]
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,886 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/14/2016 - Published: 6/6/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Chloé B./Antibug, Sabrina R./Vanisher - Complete
A Series of Unfortunately Timed Showers by quicksilversquared reviews
Pretending that he was in the shower was bound to catch up with Adrien eventually. (aka Why Adrien Will Never Shower Again)(minor nudity and some language, nothing explicit) (Previously titled The Shower Scene: Take 3/Shower Scene 3.0)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,073 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 12/8/2016 - Published: 5/31/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Plagg - Complete
Intercom by PotterPhantomKitten reviews
Sometimes everyone hears a little voice in their head—a conscience, a guide, always there to give subtle advice but never to converse. But when an accident occurs in Headquarters, the "little voice" suddenly becomes five for Riley. Five that she can directly communicate with. And such encounters with the world inside her head can cause Riley's life to change, both inside and out.
Inside Out - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 142,533 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 8/19/2016 - Published: 6/5/2015 - Riley, Joy, Riley's Emotions
Misunderstandings by LadyNoirShipping reviews
Marinette and Adrien are alone in her room and Alya hears strange sounds coming from inside. What are they up to?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,737 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/30/2016 - Published: 3/5/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge - Complete
Once Upon a Parody by The Lark reviews
The caffeine-induced play-by-play for those viewers who haven't been paying attention. Episode 4x10 now posted.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 76 - Words: 540,683 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 4/21/2016 - Published: 12/20/2012
Wingless by spectaclesandbooks reviews
The last person Marinette wants to discover her secret, is of course, the first one who does. But what price will Marinette have to pay to buy Chloe's silence? And what toll will it take on her and those around her? Namely, one very worried kitty cat... LadyNoir/Marichat, etc. Angst, fluff and all kinds of fun
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 82,840 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 4/3/2016 - Published: 2/25/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Chloé B./Antibug - Complete
Falling II: The Curse of the Bat by Lelila reviews
Robin and Starfire have a happy relationship. But when Robin has to deal with something from his past, will it doom their happiness? Sequel to Falling. You probably don't have to read that first, but this will make more sense if you do. RobStar.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 111,618 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 12/28/2015 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Robin, Starfire
Anatomy of a Snowwoman by thebandragoness reviews
When Elsa "let it go" and accepted her magic, she hadn't been aware she could bring snowmen to life. She wasn't prepared for Mary, a snowwoman who isn't quite as blissfully happy as her brother Olaf. Now Elsa must deal with a clingy, angsty snowwoman, said snowwoman's boyfriend, Fritz, who's totally over his feelings for Elsa, honest, and a cult devoted to "Elsa the Snow Goddess."
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,455 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Olaf, OC - Complete
Frozen Wight by thebandragoness reviews
With the eternal winter over, her powers under control, and the gates reopened, Elsa was ready for a long and peaceful reign over Arendelle. What she wasn't ready for was a rebellion, scalding hot chocolate, dirty rumors, illicit paintings, the philosophical ramifications of sentient snowmen, a drought, a lovestruck bodyguard, and a man-eating monster.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 74 - Words: 294,752 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B., OC - Complete
Harry Potter is Dead by deepblue1028 reviews
One year after Harry's death, his friends still struggle to bring Voldemort down. Ginny, driven insane with loss and longing, holds on to the Resurrection Stone, unable to let Harry go. But Voldemort must be defeated - with or without The Chosen One. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,032 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/19/2015 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35030 - Favs: 24,941 - Follows: 18,621 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Day in the Life by FuzzyWookie reviews
A series of interconnected one-shots portraying a random day in the life of any random person in the land of Arendelle...pure randomness.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 195,135 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B., Sven
Do You Want To Fly The TARDIS? by Mr. Chaos reviews
AU towards the end of 'The Angels Take Manhattan'. The Eleventh Doctor, finding himself once more traveling alone, ends up in Arendelle on the night of Queen Elsa's coronation. Seeing the eternal winter that has come upon the lands, he decides to help, teaming up with Princess Anna, Kristoff, Sven and Olaf to bring back summer and discover the truth about Elsa's powers.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,458 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 11/19/2014 - 11th Doctor, Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B.
Unmasked by Irish Luck 19 reviews
Batman's luck takes a turn for the worse when a forensic scientist makes bringing him to justice her top priority.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 96,806 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Your Aunt Elsa by robert3A-SN reviews
Post movie: Anna only told Elsa she was having a baby hours ago. Yet as Anna and Kristoff sleep, Elsa winds up introducing herself to her future niece or nephew - and making heartfelt promises about what their future together will bring. Now an ongoing story. Chap 33 is up on Mothers Day.
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 119,201 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 12/24/2013 - [Anna, Kristoff B.] Elsa, OC
Echoing Shadows by Lord Siravant reviews
When the Crystal Heart shattered the evil King Sombra's body, everypony had thought the evil tyrant destroyed. However, the king's mastery of black magic has allowed him to escape the clutches of death and reconquer the Crystal Empire. With war looming on the horizon, Twilight Sparkle and her friends must come to terms with the loss of their own innocence.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,302 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Discord, King Sombra
The Courtship of Queen Elsa by Rogue Amazon Boo reviews
Duty is a word a queen knows well. Duty to her people, her kingdom, and her family. When her advisors decide it is time for her to wed for the good of Arendelle, Elsa submits to their plan. Little does she know that she may find something she never expected...Love. Elsa OC/Anna Kristoff
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,476 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 2/15/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B., OC - Complete
Proper Posture by Moczo reviews
Merida is looking forward to a visit to another country, and dreading a night spent in a dress and uncomfortable shoes. Elsa is still settling into her new role as a queen. Add a healthy dose of social awkwardness, a little talk on the nature of freedom, and an impromptu archery lesson, stir well, and who knows what might come up?
Crossover - Brave, 2012 & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 110 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Merida, Elsa - Complete
The Restricted Folder by ConsultingHunterOfGalifrey reviews
One would think, in all his years of service, that Agent Phil Coulson would know that anything could be dug up...
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/5/2013 - P. Coulson - Complete
Harry amidst the Vaults of Stone by NothingPretentious reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, it is up to the Gringotts goblins to carry out the terms of the Potters' will. What will happen when young Harry Potter - halfblood, Parselmouth, curse-scarred, outsider - is raised in the stalagmite city of Underfoot?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,245 - Reviews: 2167 - Favs: 3,816 - Follows: 4,454 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P.
Evil, Shady Dealings by TheDeathlyMarshmallows reviews
"One must always wear red when engaging in vindictive or merely rebellious activities." - Set in Season 3 (and more recently the Season 3 - 4 gap), a look at all the conversations and attempted evil plots between Morgana and Morgause that we never got to see...
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 152,681 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Morgana, Morgause
A Long Overdue Confession by writetress reviews
AU. What if Ginny Weasley had made a different decision? Not to give up on Harry Potter but to confess to him her long obvious crush on him face to face? Harry's fifth year would certainly be different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,162 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Starvelympics: A Hunger Games Crackfic by alidazzles reviews
Katniss Everdeen is about to be thrust into the vicious Hunger Games to save her sister. Big freakin' deal. Those Capitol hacks have got nothing on snarky, trash-talking, take-no-prisoners Katniss. They had better watch out.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 31,435 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Patient J by KayMoon24 reviews
Harleen Quinzel interviews many "Super Criminals" at Arkham Asylum. Monday through Friday. The interviews are sometimes hand written, recorded, or simply creative. Villain Study. Hints at Harley/Joker romance. See if your fav. pops up.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,012 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Harley Q.
Magic in the Stars by Australian Chaos reviews
When a young pegasus gifted with astronomy attempts to make a career out of his ability, he draws the attention of several ponies, including one famous Princess of the Night. But when the young protege develops a crush on the mysterious Princess, could anything possibly come of a seemingly impossible match?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 195,674 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
I'll Bring You Back the Snitch by corbinsky reviews
A series of snippets set to occur throughout book six, The Half-Blood Prince and seven, The Deathly Hallows. The first half follows Harry, the second, Ginny, and provide a deeper look into how they fell in love and survived the war, drawing off of what J.K Rowling already so perfectly provided.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,801 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Many Secret Origins of Scootaloo by Mr. Chaos reviews
Currently a featured story on FIMFF Net! Who is Scootaloo? Is she the love child of two star-crossed lovers? The last hope for the future? The child of a broken home? A mysterious figure fighting a war no pony knows about? Or is it something else entirely? Twilight Sparkle decides to find out and it seems everyone in Ponyville has their own idea on where the filly came from!
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,309 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Scootaloo
A Different Halloween by RobSt reviews
Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,549 - Reviews: 4452 - Favs: 9,529 - Follows: 5,026 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Spiderman Three by Larbo reviews
Yes it's a flagrant repost but with the real movie opening, I'm interested to hear your views on this old chestnut of mine written over 2 years ago! compared to the real deal...!
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 89 - Words: 45,898 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Complete
The Path of True Love by bluecatcinema reviews
The tale of Shining Armor and Princess Cadance, from their first meeting to the night of their wedding. (Cover image by Assassin's Creed Master)
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Shining Armor, Princess Cadance/Princess Mi Amore Cadenza - Complete
The War Comes to Downton Abbey by silverducks reviews
As the first World War rages on, the lives of those at Downton Abbey will be forever changed. What happens to those left behind at the great estate? Mainly Mary/Matthew, but also including most series 1 characters.
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,039 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Mary C., Matthew C.
Rapunzel Goes Home extended edition by bStormhands reviews
Where Rapunzel proves she is the Lost Princess, receives her name, becomes a part of her own family again and deals with her feelings about Gothel.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 82 - Words: 116,993 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Rapunzel, The Queen - Complete
All That Is Left by OrangeShipper reviews
A hasty decision leads to consequences that will change their lives. AU S2 - how it should have been! EPILOGUE NOW UP: All good things...
Downton Abbey - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 152,830 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Mary C., Matthew C. - Complete
Starlight Sparkle by Sin Oan reviews
The student becomes the teacher when Twilight is given the job of educating Celestia's niece about the magic of friendship. How hard can it be?
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,181 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Garfield: Prince of Tragedy: Royal Rescue Part 2 by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Prince Harry is consumed with madness of revenge and Garfield must save the day again! Sequel to Royal Rescue!
Garfield - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Garfield - Complete
Throw Out the Script by Eidolon02 reviews
Destiny says they go one way. They say they go another. Merlin/Morgana, 2x03 Divergence AU.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 157,082 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Merlin, Morgana - Complete
Advice from Pinkie Pie by Hopefox reviews
Rarity has a new coltfriend, but isn't sure what to do if their next date proves more... intimate than the last. She seeks guidance from her friends, but the best advice comes from a most unexpected source.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,389 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Rarity, Pinkie Pie - Complete
The Femme Fatale by EOlivet reviews
Sherlock finds himself in 1913, and is bored enough to help sort out the romantic woes of a strange man with a bicycle, while making a startling deduction about a mystery woman.
Crossover - Sherlock & Downton Abbey - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Sherlock H., Matthew C. - Complete
The TARDIS Scanner by Ace of Gallifrey reviews
Here's the thing: the Whoniverse spawns plot bunnies like no other. Here are the majority of mine. Pairings both cracky and familiar, twists on favorite episodes, random meetings and things we never saw. Currently up: random 11/II piece.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010
The Waiting Game by TheShippyQueen reviews
Mrs Patmore versus Pharaoh, Lord Grantham's dog! A bit of silliness, as always, I own nothing!
Downton Abbey - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,427 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Mrs Patmore - Complete
Oh, Harry by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
A series of one-shots from the beautifully intertwined and magical lives of Ginny Weasley and Harry Potter. A sibling piece to "Honestly, Ronald" and "Really, Arthur."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 32,614 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Ineptitude by Morningstar Glory reviews
What happens when Ezio is controlled by a completely incompetent player? He makes a ridiculous amount of trouble for Machiavelli, of course. A silly ficlet written for the kinkmeme.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Ezio A., Niccolò Machiavelli - Complete
Oh My God, They Killed Rory, You Bastard! by cheri1 reviews
11th Doctor with Amy and Rory. Crack fic. Cowritten with Carol. Rory's died several times already and has been resurrected each time. But what about the deaths and miraculous resurrections we didn't see?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,968 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rory W.
In Your Hands by Caseyrocksmore reviews
Whatever the reason, Trudy Chacon was a changed woman. A story of faith, survival and overcoming the odds. Trudy/Norm.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,457 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Trudy C., Norm S.
Prelude to a Murder…Oh Wait, That's Next Episode by AriadneO reviews
The Crawleys and their servants embark on a scavenger hunt in which Sybil waxes poetic about spark plugs, scones are discovered to be deadly weapons, and Daisy has a run-in with the Queen.
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,037 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Complete
Honestly, Ronald by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
A series of one-shots from the frequently hectic and passionate lives of Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley. A sibling piece to "Really, Arthur" and "Oh, Harry."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 29,243 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Clouds on the Horizon by Jerathai reviews
On a distant horizon, the balloon goes up... My link between Avatar and my idea of what Avatar 2 might be.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 77 - Words: 105,015 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Jake S. - Complete
Royal Incursion by phoebenpiper reviews
Unlike his coworkers, Becker couldn't care less about the Royal Wedding...until an anomaly opens up, threatening to expose the secret of the ARC operation to the entire world. Just a bit of silliness inspired by April 29th! Spoilers for Series 4.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,396 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Becker, Jess P. - Complete
Distractingly Attractive by Luxoir reviews
Lestrade is the cause of an unfortunate small mishap at the Royal Wedding.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
We Can Always Feel This Way by scratchtheplans reviews
Evelyn was trapped, and Tommy just wanted to save her. Can love really outsmart all odds?
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,059 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Tommy R. - Complete
In Which Blood, Death, and Laughter Ensues by Currently Defunct reviews
The original novel, as told by everyone's favorite vampire, the Count. Lots of the Brides, Lucy, and Mina.
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 59 - Words: 77,385 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Complete
Overprotective by overactive imagination reviews
This is the story of Meredith Lowe who boards Titanic with her aunt, and meets friends, enemies, and someone she hasn't seen in years. Can they help her survive? Rewrite of a fic I wrote 3 years ago. But I changed it almost entirely. Please read. -Kell.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,155 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - [6th Officer Moody, OC] 5th Officer Lowe
The Wedding Crashers by DasMervin reviews
After four years on her own, Leah thought she'd escaped her dismal old life at La Push. But when she's called home to attend Jacob and Renesmee's wedding, she brings a little company, and the stage is set for her old and new lives to collide. COMPLETE
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,211 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Leah - Complete
Ten Seconds by rubycaspar reviews
Team fic with a Becker/Jess edge. The team are out for a drink and Abby and Connor introduce the guys to a certain betting game they like to play involving Jess and the various guys who inevitably try to chat her up.
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Complete
Garfield: Royal Rescue by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Garfield helps celebrate wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton!
Garfield - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Garfield - Complete
Under Love's Spell by Moozy426 reviews
This story takes place after episode 3x05, The Crystal Cave. In her quest to destroy Uther, Morgana gives Merlin a love potion to make him a trusted ally. Merlin/Morgana will be heavily featured.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,784 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Merlin, Morgana
Life With The Family by cheri1 reviews
Human Doctor/Rose. Tenth Doctor/OC. This is a companion fic to my Something Old, Something New series. Basically short stories and one-shots about the Doctor, Alan and their family.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 370 - Words: 991,875 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 1/7/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
The Carriage Ride by P.I.D reviews
Flynn had been looking forward to a carriage ride with Rapunzel, but when the day actually comes it doesn't go quite as he expected.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,078 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Playing Flynn Rider by P.I.D reviews
Pascal's angry because Flynn locked him out of his and Rapunzel's bedroom. Rated T because nothing's explicit, but there's a heckuva lot implied.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 82 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 4233 - Favs: 10,588 - Follows: 4,223 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Plausibility by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
The Scarecrow doesn't care who she is, where she hails from, or where she's going. He just needs a ride. OC but no romance, I can guarantee you that.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 40 - Words: 113,359 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - J. Crane - Complete
In the Name of the King by Card1na15 reviews
This story has no relation to the movie of the same title other than both being medieval-type stories. This is definitely AU all the way.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 109 - Words: 291,811 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Clark K./Superman, Lana L./Valkyrie - Complete
In this World and the Next by RobSt reviews
Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,711 - Reviews: 5296 - Favs: 11,910 - Follows: 5,209 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Drastic Measures by Amaranth O'Riley reviews
It's been four days since Ben and Abigail have heard from Riley, and every attempt at communication fails. They are forced to take drastic measures.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Abigail C., Ben G. - Complete
T is for Troll by YesIEatQuiche reviews
Fred and George introduced us to the infamous mark of T, but have you ever wondered what "troll" writing really looks like? Read if you are in a curious mood, but be warned it is not supposed to make coherent sense exactly. Oneshot, I think.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2010 - C. Binns, Ron W. - Complete
What happened to the burd? by Jonn Wood reviews
A vital question is answered. Set after Iron Man 2.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/29/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Terra's Tears by Xeal II reviews
Years have passed since the exile of the Sky People. Communication with Earth has been lost and all dare to hope that mankind has abandoned any attempt at reconquest. The appearance of a heavily armed warship in orbit changes everything.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,291 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Jake S., Neytiri
Avatar: As Told By Neytiri by Txe'lanta reviews
The story of Avatar told by Neytiri's perspective.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,676 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Jake S., Neytiri
The Greatest Gift by VividInk reviews
Post-movie. Jake is relieved that the clan is settling well into their new Hometree and is returning to their old way of life under his leadership, but he finds the greatest joy of his new life in Neytiri’s gift to him. A Jake&Neytiri story!
Avatar - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,736 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Neytiri, Jake S. - Complete
Touring Pandora by Xeal II reviews
Not everything on Pandora is particularly glamorous or intellectually stimulating. In fact, sometimes the place is just one ass-backwards joke after another. A humor fic.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,930 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010
Of Sin and Virtue by sphinx81 reviews
Seven times Ezio and Rosa sinned. And seven times Ezio and Rosa were virtuous. A series of drabbles, each 100 words or less. Ezio/Rosa, Assassin's Creed II. COMPLETE.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Ezio A., Rosa - Complete
How We Killed Kate by Ravenya03 reviews
Will and Djaq return to Sherwood Forest and rid the world of a terrible plague...
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,169 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Will S., Djaq - Complete
Returning Home by VDStar reviews
What would happen if Marian survived the Holy Land and returned home to find Robin had found another? Spoilers for Series 3 and AU.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,061 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Robin Hood, Marian - Complete
Rage Against The Dying of the Light by cheri1 reviews
10th Doctor/Rain part of my Something Old, Something New series, this story is a collaboration with Ninewood. The Doctor has been happily married for over 200 years, but soon not only is the Doctor's marriage in jeopardy so is his very sanity. FINISHED.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 93,844 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 8/22/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Twilight the Rewrite by Tprinces reviews
Tired of vampires who sparkle? Wish Bella was less of a Mary Sue? Hoping in vain that Edward could some how be less of a pansy? It's all here in Twilight the Rewrite: How it should have been written.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 99,735 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
More Important Things by RobSt reviews
COMPLETE - My attempt at the Dumbledore Answers Harry challenge set by witowsmp, where Harry discovers his destiny at the end of first year. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,726 - Reviews: 1581 - Favs: 3,541 - Follows: 1,475 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
How To Woo A Ghost by Elizabeth5 reviews
Annie goes on a blind date, Mitchell fights some strange new feelings, and George starts having cravings and mood swings. M/A, G/N, and some M/OC, A/OC.
Being Human - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,305 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - J. Mitchell, Anna S./Annie - Complete
Knowledge is Power by RobSt reviews
When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 178,331 - Reviews: 3711 - Favs: 9,905 - Follows: 4,036 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
47: Board Game Sundays by cali-chan reviews
She often tells him it's a good thing that he went on Millionaire when he did, because God-- whichever God there is-- made him good at one game, and one game only, and he'd found just the one.
Slumdog Millionaire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Jamal M., Latika - Complete
Locke Lamora in Love by Min Daae reviews
Locke comes to a realization, Jean is confused, there is silliness and adorable. Oneshot.
Gentleman Bastard Sequence - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Complete
Something Old, Something New by cheri1 reviews
Alt!Ten/Rose. Doctor/OC in later chapters. Set after the events of Journey's End, Rose comes to terms with what happens and her new relationship with the Doctor. FINISHED.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 222 - Words: 690,679 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
A Kiss Can Save The World by RobSt reviews
COMPLETE - What would change if Harry asked Hermione to the Yule Ball? H/Hr My first fanfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 141,452 - Reviews: 2413 - Favs: 6,216 - Follows: 2,307 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Rescuing Arthur by Anya2 reviews
Merlin has found himself rescuing Arthur many times since they met. This, however, is a little different...
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,366 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Complete
The Honeymooners by Aggiebell reviews
Their wedding went just like they planned. Their honeymoon, however...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,637 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Great Expectations by Cassandra's Cross reviews
A weekend trip to the mysterious Rose Cottage leads to Ginny’s 2nd pregnancy & Hermione’s 1st. Ron & Hermione join Harry & Ginny on 'The Next Great Adventure' as they await the births of Albus Potter & Rose Weasley. NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 121,943 - Reviews: 2402 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Falling by Lelila reviews
COMPLETED Robin and Starfire have finally found their way to each other. What bumps will they encounter along the way? And what does this strange creature terrorizing the town have to do with it? RobStar Romance with some action
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 83,169 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
Complications by LittleMewLugia reviews
While Sam and Mikaela are out with the Autobots,they get caught in a storm.When Optimus Prime gets struck by lightning, which arcs to Mikaela,they have more problems than they bargain for,and Sam’s life suddenly gets a LOT more complicated!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,148 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
In the Words of Ginevra Molly Potter by thejealousone reviews
The Autobiography of Ginny Weasley. Her point of view from book one to book seven and beyond, complete with missing moments and everything. Over 800 reviews and nearly 130,000 hits! Written before December 1, 2007. Last Updated August 16, 2008.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 206,370 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 1,569 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Five Ways Rhys Died and one he didn't by Starlite1 reviews
Rhys....?"
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
The End of the Song by Richard Lawson reviews
Robert finds himself on dark, rainy roof with the woman he loves. But what comes next?
Enchanted - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,352 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Complete
The Letter by Cassandra's Cross reviews
COMPLETE! Harry is so focused on his career that family life suffers until an escape from Azkaban places his loved ones in mortal peril. Romance, mystery & dramatic plot twists combine for an unforgettable adventure. Now partly SU after recent revelations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,454 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Into the Sunset, Part II by JustplainLilly reviews
Sarah's dreams have come true now that her and Harry are married. Little does she know that Harry has a secret that could bring their world crashing down.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 93,186 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 4/8/2006 - 5th Officer Lowe
Harry Potter and the Eternal Promise by Gryphinwyrm7 reviews
You are invited to the Wizarding Wedding of the Century.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 4,367 - Follows: 939 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Riddikulus Epilogue Book 7 by succedissidor reviews
Get the scoop on Book 7 before it is released! This is pure silliness, and contains no actual spoilers. OR DOES IT? No, it doesn't. Rating is for repeated mention of 'strippers.' I will update until the new book comes out. I plan on doing EVERY character.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,872 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Percy W.
The Mary Sues Cometh by citygirl1116 reviews
A lesser known Hogwarts class teaches new students what they really need to survive at school. A citygirl1116® parody!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P.
The Many OOC Faces of a Certain Jack Sparrow by Spoofmaster reviews
It's back! Ever get tired of seeing authors write Jack two dimensionally because they can't grasp more than one facet of his character? Then this story is for you! Watch Jack go wildly out of character for your amusement! Chapter 24: Infatuated!Jack
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,660 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 10/29/2004
The Many Lives or Deaths of Harry Potter by X'andirth reviews
All the ways that Harry Potter can die. Rated for excessive death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,632 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
A Scandal in Academia by StrangeBlaze reviews
To Shannon Holmes he was never quite THE man...A Holmes and Watson for the 21st Century. COMPLETE.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,956 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Complete
Into the Sunset, Part I by JustplainLilly reviews
Rose's cousin, Sarah, and the story of her voyage on the Titanic...and its aftermath. Summaries aren't my thing, but its good, trust me :
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 137,572 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 8/7/2005 - 5th Officer Lowe - Complete
A Beginner's Guide To Dramione Romance by arctique48 reviews
All you need to know when constructing a beautiful love affair between sworn enemies. [Parody] REPOST
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,893 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Every Rose Has a Thorn by Megana reviews
Rose McGeady ran away from home to prove a point to her stubborn mother. Will Rose get sucked into the evil of London's Underworld when she meets the Napoleon of Crime?
Great Mouse Detective - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 73,923 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/22/2005 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Complete
Switched! by LumBabsFan reviews
Only a new enchantment is powerful enough to subdue the constant bickering of Cogsworth and Lumiere.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,443 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/14/2005 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Cogsworth, Lumiere - Complete
Musique de la Nuit by LadyKayoss reviews
[Movieverse] Blind, scarred, and broken, Otto wants only to live out his life in exile. Then something happens to give him new hope, if he can only find the courage to grasp it.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,619 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Complete
Allan Observes TPDoEQ by Lady Norbert reviews
While trying to coax the muse out of hiding to finish the TPDoEQ series, the author channeled the unexpectedly funny, Bridget Jones-styled thoughts of her protagonist's late father. Rated for some British slang swear words.
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,592 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 12/27/2004 - Quartermain - Complete
Mon Mari, Mon Epouse by mnemosyne23 reviews
You are invited to THE wedding of the Potterverse: Fleur Delacour and Bill Weasley! Contains spoilers for HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,142 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Bill W., Fleur D. - Complete
The Seven Deadly Sins of Holly Short by slime frog reviews
Holly gets cursed on the way into work (as you do) with a hex that means for the next seven days she will experience each of the seven sins. Needless to say chaos insues. Rated as secondary humour in account of my attempt to be funny...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,667 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 12/9/2003
Innocence Lost by CidGregor reviews
RobStar. A terrible fate befalls Starfire, and she doesn't want anyone to find out about it...but three months later she finds she cannot hide it much longer...not when Slade has an interest in her secret...
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,429 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/26/2005 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Starfire, Robin - Complete
HP and the Students of the School of the Sphinx by Angelina Johnson reviews
I wrote this when I was like 15 and never finished it, but at least it's not as embarrassing as the things I wrote when I was 12 I guess? Still don't have the heart to delete it. 'Harry is entering his sixth year at Hogwarts, and things have changed. There are many suprises in store for Harry as he returns to a world filled with terror. Book 5 Spoilers'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,858 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/27/2005 - Published: 6/28/2003 - [Harry P., Ginny W.]
Artemis Fowl: The Aztec Incident by AgiVega reviews
26-year-old Artemis Fowl gets the greatest surprise of his life when Commander Holly Short pays him a visit, pleading for his help. They need to team up to save their son, whose existence Artemis has been unaware of...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 154,217 - Reviews: 1585 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
How Do I Love Thee by LadyKayoss reviews
Movieverse Otto Octavius has never been a Ladies Man. So what's a poor supervillain to do when he suddenly finds himself the most desirable man in New York?
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,231 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 10/5/2004 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1457 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
Just Another OOTP Parody by Nepenthe Jade reviews
Pretty much the title. Now in spicy new chapter nine flavor!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,854 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 9/8/2004 - Published: 6/24/2003 - Harry P., Albus D.
The Story Continues by Scarlet reviews
My novelization of the first SPIDER-MAN movie was so popular I've been inundated with mail asking "Where's the one for SM2?" Well, here it is. Read, Review, and Enjoy!
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 71,556 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2004
The Complications with a Coronation by ME132 reviews
LAST CHAPTER! Aragorn sent word a month ago for Arwen to come to Minas Tirith for when he becomes king. and here it is the day of the ceremony and she isnt here! and he has a very important question to ask her!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,055 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/4/2004 - Published: 1/18/2004 - Aragorn, Arwen U.
Order of the Phoenix A Different View by Sham Harga reviews
(Formerly Order of the Phoenix film sript EXCLUSIVE) PPG13 - for language. Want to know how the fifth book will be brought to life? Changed format. Small fun poked at the films. I couldn't do better, but a least I recognise Fred & George as geniuses. 11 u
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,847 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/2/2004 - Published: 5/6/2004
Mary Jane by LordLanceahlot reviews
This story is VERY AU. It starts before the trip to the lab where Peter is transformed. It’s told through MJ’s eyes as she witnesses Peter’s incredible transformation. It’s not the movie through MJ’s eyes, it’s… more based on Peter and MJ
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,380 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/18/2004 - Published: 6/16/2004
The Jackpot by Kirayoshi reviews
My sequel to Spider-Man 2. Spider-Man seems to have found his rhythm. Can he find the happiness he's earned at last? I wouldn't count on it. Chapter 4: Peter asks MJ the Big Question. Note ratings change. COMPLETE
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,528 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 7/4/2004 - Complete
Do These Memory Charms Ever Cause Brain Damage? by Backroads reviews
Percy is going to work undercover for the Order. Now all he and Arthur have to do is stage a fight for the rest of the family. How hard can it be?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Percy W., Arthur W. - Complete
Just Rewards by TrudiRose reviews
Belle doesn't get out of the cellar in time, and Gaston concocts a new plan involving the Beast.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,209 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/1/2004 - Complete
Moulin Madness! by She's a Star reviews
Thoroughly unsatisfied with the dismal second half of Moulin Rouge, the Duke and Christian commiserate over absinthe and come to the conclusion that the movie would be much better if they traded physical characteristics...Disaster ensues. :)
Moulin Rouge - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,851 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/21/2003 - Published: 11/10/2002
Thirty Second Romances by FishOutOfWater reviews
A series of short, utterly stupid romances featuring various Harry Potter couples. No pairings are spared! (Remus/Sirius NEW 8/11)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,227 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/11/2003 - Published: 9/21/2002 - Remus L., Sirius B.
OR DIE TRYING: THE STORY OF CHO CHANG by monkeymouse reviews
From witch-child to Ravenclaw Seeker-the focus shifts to Cho Chang, her life and loves NB: I've reworked, finished and retconned the entire 8 year saga and am posting it here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 157,037 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/10/2003 - Published: 8/24/2002 - Harry P., Cho C.
Lana's Karma Bites Her In The Butt by butterflybrain reviews
Don't like Lana? Here's a story for you...
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2003 - Lana L./Valkyrie - Complete
Magical Me: A Test on Gilderoy Lockhart by Taryn Weasley reviews
You know that test that Lockhart gave in the 2nd book? Well, here it is!! Chapter 4 is up!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,297 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/23/2003 - Published: 3/20/2003
The Mushroom: Middle Earth's Finest News Source by Marauder reviews
The Middle-earth version of The Onion...somewhat OOC, PWP, slashy. Complete. My personl favorite headline: Completely Unrelated Hobbits Wed
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,990 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/14/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Complete
One Step Too Far by Backroads reviews
J. K. Rowling accidently kills off every single character in the series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/18/2003 - Susan B. - Complete
Death of a Fan by Backroads reviews
Harry's fan dies. Written before OotP came out, but still worth a read.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
The Ron Weasley Death Files by FishOutOfWater reviews
Watch happily as Ron Weasley dies a new bloody, painful, and gruesome death in every new saga. Ron fans beware! (Saga #2, Death By Broom Closet, is up)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/21/2002 - Published: 8/18/2002 - Ron W., Harry P.
It Begins by Scarlet reviews
I really loved the 2002 Spider-Man movie, and while the official film novelization isn't bad, I thought it was a little lacking in some areas and didn't follow what we saw onscreen closely enough. (In two parts by request)
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 61,740 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/13/2002
Ask You-Know-Who by NeoSapien reviews
The Daily Prophet has introduced a new opinion column to replace Rita Skeeter's. Minister Fudge claims it's just a publicity stunt, but many have already written to You-Know-Who for all kinds of advice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 94 - Published: 11/19/2001
Harry Potter and the Insanity of Hogwarts by SpamWarrior reviews
The first bit of fan fiction I ever wrote, over six years ago. It's certainly got its problems, but I had a hell of a lot of fun writing it, which I guess is what matters. :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,813 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/17/2000 - Complete
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New School Policy reviews
The wizarding world finally figures out how to solve all of its problems in one fell swoop.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/29/2013 - OC - Complete
The Plague reviews
There is an evil almost as terrible as the Templars plaguing Italy, and Ezio has been given licence to take care of it.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Ezio A., Mario A. - Complete
Amadeus's Legacy reviews
The spirit of Amadeus Arkham goes about his work.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Complete