Whaaaat? Write about myself? Very well. It was the Irken year 4079 when I was decanted and brought online. It was glorious day for the empire... What? You mean... me-me? But... if I had an interesting life, I wouldn't write fanfiction as a closet hobby... Alright, you asked for it. If this doesn't offend you... very good for you. I'm female, pansexual, red-haired, pagan, and furry (raccoon!) There. Garunteed to offend 90 of the populace in some way. And completely true! Now, uh, go and read a fic or something.