"When I return from the morning meeting, Narcissa is alone in the bed, asleep. The Dark Lord is seated in my favorite armchair by the fire with Bellatrix asleep in his lap.
(I will refrain from mentioning that it is my favorite because Narcissa and I have had sex in that chair on several occasions...)"

If you have ever said "Stop talking to yourself" out loud TO YOURSELF, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you ever wondered who does this "copy and paste this into your profile" stuff, copy and past this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...

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WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE ON AN ELEVATOR
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

ist 10 of your favorite Harry Potter characters:

1. Narcissa Black

2. Bellatrix Black

3. Nymphadora Tonks

4. Voldypoo

5. Lily Evans

6. Andromeda Black

7. Draco Malfoy

8. Minerva McGonagall

9. Peter Pettigrew

10. Benjy Fenwick

What would you say or do if…

Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
So immature, Cissy. Can't even weather a thunderstorm.

Number 2 asked you to go out with her?
Probs

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Avada Kedavra, Blood Traitor

Number 4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Well, there's a reason he took him back.

Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Awwwww!

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Bury her in sand while taking pictures. Because she's too darn adorable.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Well, it'd be awkward if he wasn't.

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Probably one of our family members

Number 9 made fun of your friends?
He has no room to talk; look who he is friend with.

Number 10 ignored you all the time?
He meets his fate, no worries.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will number 1 do?
Buy her way out of it.

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Break your other leg and then laugh at you.

It's your birthday. What will number 3 give you?
A chance to meet her mother pweease

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does number 4 do?
DUH! he set the house on fire in the first place!!11!

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will number 5 do?
idk.

You're about to marry number 10. What's number 6's reaction?
Andy might be happy; he is one of her kind.

You got dumped by someone. How will number 7 cheer you up?
omgzzz he is soooo hawt!

You're angry about it afterwards, how does number 8 calm you down?
i don't think she'd be very good at calming Bella down, just sayin'.

You compete in some tournament. How does number 9 support you?
growls dirty rotten two-timer.

You can't stop laughing. What will number 10 do?
well. he's a bajillion pieces. what can he do?

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Because she's Narcissa Freakin Black. fool.

Number 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
EWWWWWWWW!! BELLAMORT FTW!!1

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
it's kinda awkward if we're dating our niece. um, probs not.

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
we already established this. but, uh. voldy would never leave his bella!! :D :D :D

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
how dare she snog the mudblood! (and we thought ted was odd)

Number 6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
she is finally living up to her name! YAY!

You had a haircut and number 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
aww, you're such a sweet son.

Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell him?
bah on the old griffindor hag anyways.

Name 12 of you fave characters from harry Potter in no particular order:

1. Bellatrix Black

2. Neville Longbottom

3. Alice Longbottom

4. Frank Longbottom

5. Bellatrix Lestrange

6. Druella Black

7. Sirius Black

8. Slughorn

9. Trelawney

10. Snape

11. Rodolphus Lestrange

12. Andromeda Tonks

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fic?

talk about arranging marriages... psh ;)

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

EW! blood traitor, or something disgusting

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

BAHAAAAAA! um, other way arround but um... she musta been a member of the "slug" club ;) ;)

4) Can you recall any fics about nine?

Chasing Thestrals by Crescent is a true work of art.

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

um... not if bella had anything to say about it. she seems to have something against the longbottoms. imo

6) five/nine or five/ten? Why?

bah.

7) What if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?

poor neville has sex with all the blacks, it seems.

8) make up a summary or a three/ten fic?

Oh they could have been cute. Plz RnR. k' thnx, bysss!!

9) Is there such a thing as one/ eight fluff?

Slughorn is quite the player with those sisters black. idk, i'd write it.

10) Suggest a title for seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic.

The Black Sheep. yeah, cuz i'm cliche like that. DON'T JUDGE ME

11) Would you consider reading a three/one smut fic?

funny how much sex bellatrix is having from this list. uh, it would be interesting.

12) Is anything on your fave list about eleven?

have you not heard? BELLAMORT FOREVA!!

13) Think of a title for a two/four or a two/five?

How's Mom and Dad?

14) If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would it be?

She thinks my tractor's sexy. (it really turns her on)

15) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: severe incest!! (aw, poor cissy all left out)

16) When was the last time you read a fic about five?

um... very recently? what kind of a fangirl do you think i am?! Bellatrix= 33

17)" (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1) ,heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Bellatrix Black and Sirius are in a happy relationship until Trelawney runs off with Sirius. Bellatrix Black,heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Rodolphus Lestrange and a brief unhappy affair with Andromeda, then follows the wise advice of Bellatrix Lestrange and finds true love with Alice Longbottom. squee