My ff.net account makes it look like I'm a failed slash writer for Invader Zim. Which is not true, also known as false. Why don't you people realize that it's a parody? A spoof, a satire?!

Anyways, crap is here now:
http://www.fictionpress.net/profile.php?userid=273782

I still hate all of you, though. Yay.

Unleash your spammy nature inside and post pure nonsense with no consequence. Also, you can watch me act like an idiot. Good, right? All at

A very nice person posted some of my writing at her website. Possibly because she wanted to blind people with it, but I'm forever grateful. So, here.

To the careful observer, the following URL might seem familiar.

It is. That's my Xanga place (Curse you, Livejournal, you money sucking fiends!) and I update sometimes. Right.