Hi, this is Speedy500. I have nothing posted yet, but I'm currently beginning a Super Mario fic! Also, be sure to check out TheBananaNinja, as she has some great stories planned! I'm actually a part of Super Paper Mario: OC Invasion! That is one of her three amazing stories already out there!

~Planned Stories~

Super Mario's Paranormal Activity

Summary: It seems like something is haunting Peach's Castle! Who- or what, is behind this?

Rating: T

Progress: Incomplete

Chapters Posted: 0

Completion Percentage: 2%

~Copy and Paste-Its~

If you are a part of TheBananaNinja's story, Super Paper Mario: OC Invasion! copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list. ~TheBananaNinja, Speedy500,

~Things I will not do in the Mushroom Kingdom...
(Originally Created By Cloud Dreamer Girl) (Edited by TNFG and Cloud Dreamer Girl)

1. I will not tell Bowser that he's the evolved form of a squirtle

2. I will not scream BOWSER at the top of my lungs in the middle of Toad Square...

3. I will not eat a peach in front of Peach's face nor will I destroy a daisy in front of Daisy...

4. I will not tell goombas that Mario is going to get them in their sleep...

5. I will not eat a mushroom in front of Toad

6. I will not ask Mario how Rosalina is doing nor will I ask Daisy how things are going with Mr. L...

7. I will not shout THE GREEN THUNDER or any of his "other" catch phrases in front of Luigi's face.

8. I will not hum the super man theme song when I use the star power up that grants you the ability to fly

9. I will not hum the Mario Bros. theme song while walking around the Mushroom Kingdom

10. I will not ask Mario if the Great Gonzales is planning to make a comeback any time soon

11. It is not acceptable to serve Koopasta to a Koopa-Troopa

12. I will not have a simile-making contest with Dimentio.

13. I will not tell Fawful I know where The Dark Star is.

14. I will not tell Fawful that The Dark Star is underneath Dimentio's hat.

15. I will not tell Fawful that Dimentio is more insane than he is after informing The Dark Star is underneath his hat.

16. I will not push Bowser and Mario when they are mad at each other inside of Luigi's Haunted Mansion and bet on who destroys the mansion first from fighting.

17. I will not lock Luigi without his Poltergust 3000 inside of Luigi's Haunted Mansion just to see him run around like mad.

18. I will not order Mr. L to insult Dimentio's face just to make obsessive fangirls mad.

19. I will not compare Bowser Jr. to 'Mini-Me' in front of Bowser.

20. I will not question the logic of the Mario-Verse.

21. I will not steal Ludwig's piano and sell it on eBay to obsessive fangirls.

22. I cannot give Geno to Pinocchio's father.

23. I will not eat Mallow no matter how much he looks like a yummy marshmellow

24. Do not give Vivian, Goombella, Ms. Mowz, or Flurrie love-letters that are falsely addressed from Mario.

25. Also, don't send love-letters falsely addressed from Luigi to Princess Éclair.

26. It is impossible to convince Pennington that 'Luigi' is actually Mario.

27. It is also impossible to convince Pennington that he stinks when it comes to solving crimes.

28. Nimbi people are not Canadians from South Park.

29. I will not use 'faucet-face' as an insult to the Mario Bros.

30. I will not quote from old Super Mario World episodes.

31. I will not speak of the live-action Super Mario Bros. Movie

32. I cannot name a Piranha Plant Steve.

33. I cannot name Piranha Plants ever.

34. I will not give the location of Luvbi's prince to Luvbi.

35. I will not tell Beldam and Marylin that Vivian is better than both of them. No matter how true it is.

36. I will not sing the SMRPG song every time I walk through Geno's Forest.

37. I will not do the things listed in '10 Ways To Tick Dimentio Off'

38. I will not to record Dimentio's reaction after doing the things listed in '10 Ways To Tick Dimentio Off'

39. I will not lie to Waluigi and say that he has more fangirls than his rival.

40. I will not refer to eating shrooms and getting refreshing herbs as 'getting high'

41. I should not point out the fact to the characters that people write stories about them every day.

42. I will not put their reactions on Youtube after pointing out the fact that people write stories about them every day.

44. I will not insult the Koopa Bros. about being copies of The Mutant Ninja Turtles.

45. I will never make fun of Luigi for cross dressing.

46.I will not introduce guns and atomic bombs to Bowser's army.

47. I will not set fire to Mario in paper form.

48. Mr. L and Luigi in the same place at the same time does not mean that there is a time paradox. It's the end of the world.

49. Do not feed the fangirls.

50. I will not tell Toadsworth that he will never find a girlfriend.

51. I will not pull a spike off of Bowser's shell and use it to pick my teeth

52. It is considered rude to steal the Koopaling's wands

53. I will copy and paste this to my profile to inform everyone

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

1.)You talk to yourself a lot.

2.)You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

3.)When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

4.)After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy nuts! This stuff is great for sugar highs...'

5.)You live off of sugar and caffeine.

6.)You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

7.)You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

8.)When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

9.)You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking up pennies.

10.)No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

11.)The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

12.)Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

13.)People think you have A.D.D.

14.)You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

15.)You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

16.)You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.

17.)Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

18.)And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Copy and paste this into your portfolio if you do at least one of these things.

If you prefer the evil versions of the Mario characters over the good versions, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have the game that states that Vivian is a girl, copy and paste to your profile.

If you believe that the final boss for Paper Mario 3DS is probably going to be Mario due to the fact we fought Bowser, Peach, and Luigi, copy and paste this to your profile

If you laughed when you saw the real final boss of SPM, copy and paste this to your profile

If you're a bigger fan of 'Luigi' than Pennington, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you honestly believe that making everyone else a 'Mr.' is ridiculous and only Luigi is awesome enough to be able to, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have played all of the Paper Mario games thus far, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, copy this into your profile. :)

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you all ready have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you have ever seen a ghost or something supernatural.

If you have fallen asleep at your computer only to wake to see an untold number of pages of one lone letter on a word docment because your head was on the keyboard, post this to your profile

If you have ever awaken your father or mother at 3 in the morning to kill a spider in your room, post this on your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird copy and paste the to your profile

If you have ever thought you could fly and jumped off your bed then copy and paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever ran into a stone column head first, post this on your profile.

If you have ever ran into a sliding glass door, post this on your profile.

If you have been caught dancing to the Rocky Horror Picture Show's Time Warp or any other sort of dancing in the livingroom late at night when you should be in bed, post this on your profile.

If you have fallen asleep at your computer only to wake to see an untold number of pages of one lone letter on a word docment because your head was on the keyboard, post this to your profile.

If you have ever caught your hair on fire with a kerosene lamp or candle, post this on your profile.

If you have ever ran into the house or even a tree with your bike, post this on your profile.

If you have ever awaken your father or mother at 3 in the morning to kill a spider in your room, post this on your profile.

If you have a family member who still treats you like a 3-year-old when you're actually old enough to drive or even drink, post this on your profile.

If you were stupid enough to remove a live mouse from a glue trap because your father told you to, post this on your profile. (I did, why else would post this?)

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