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Obi Cadaver
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Joined 09-21-02, id: 271292
Author has written 7 stories for Lord of the Rings, Kingdom Hearts, Pirates of the Caribbean, and X-overs.

Praise for Obi Cadaver:

Roy:Oh my god this sucks you have to be insane to think this is good,even Ellie's choice isn't as bad,on to you Paddy.
Paddy:God what planet r u from freak.
This mary-sue shit has gotten out of hand.
I find more convicing shit in my 2 year old sis's
room!
the person who has santa on their side is so
right!
u r a disgrace to this god given web site.
Roy:I'm going to read some good shit!By the way I'm the nicer one.
Paddy:Shut the hell up!

GGOODD DDAAMMNN IITT! YOU BE DAMNED HELL RAISER!
IT WAS HORRIBLY DISGUSTING IN THE ORIGINAL MARY-SUE BUT THIS IS JUST LIKE IT!
YOU BITCH! HOW DARE YOU TRY TO MATERLIZE YOURSELF IN LORD OF THE RINGS.IT'S STUPID ENOUGH THAT"SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL, SHE'S THE BEST WORRIOR,SHE'S SOME SORT OF MYSTICAL PRINCESS OF A FORGOTTEN RACE BLAH BLAH BLAH" BUT ON TOP OF THE IDIOCY AND STUPIDITY lEGOLAS FALLS IN LOVE WITH HER! YOU ARE DISGRACFUL AND INDICENT, YOU BITCH, YOU HOE, YOU SLUT!

OH YA THIS IS NOT A FLAME IT'S A WARNING: NO MORE MARY-SUE CRAP! I'M WATCHING YOU ,I'VE GOT SANTA ON MY SIDE!

BAD, BORING, AND STUPID

:D

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Shots and Spirals by Salmon Pink reviews
Alcohol and anger and they're always fighting and nobody ever wins. And nobody ever loses. Leon x Cloud
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
Dangerously in Love by Minka reviews
Helm’s Deep Dark AU. When wounded at Parth Galen, Legolas receives his first look at how frail his immortality really is, and when surrounded by the dying Rohan men, loses his edge. With the battle drawing near, can Aragorn keep him safe? A/L *Complete*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,626 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/6/2003 - Published: 4/21/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
You Can Still Be Free by Elbatsnu reviews
Yaoi. After his death, Sephiroth doesn't understand why he cannot leave the world he tried to destroy. He spends his time watching AVALANCHE members, and a certain blonde hero...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,927 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/27/2002 - Published: 5/3/2002
In the Darkness by OmegaSama reviews
Thoughts, dreams, it all work out... Vincent/Cloud (Shounen-ai... gay love if you like..) don't like don't read!!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/17/2002
The Death of Boromir by iwantasoda reviews
I kill Boromir in 55 words. Bill the Pony/Boromir slash
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/22/2002
Always Beautiful by Jaya Korin reviews
*L/A slash* Something happened to Legolas, luckily Aragorn got there in time... but will it effect their realtionship?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/14/2002 - Published: 2/7/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas
Drowning by Lilinpo reviews
During the battle against Rufus... (RufusxCloud)
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/25/2002
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Hospital Fic for lack of a better title
The nightmares are getting worse for Alice.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
Dead Man's Chest: A Novelization reviews
Angie and Sharice tell Angie's little sister a story.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Complete
Windswept reviews
Jack and Will fluffiness drabble.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Complete
RC reviews
PWP Squall Cloud rot your teeth sweetness. Yaoi, if you can't guess.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
In Essence reviews
Cloud and Squall find a commonality. Implied yaoi.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,507 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Those That Wander reviews
Legolas is attacked, and used as a lure for Aragorn. Can Aragorn see through the trap, before others get hurt as well?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/28/2002 - Published: 10/7/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas
Angie and Sharice Take a Walk Through Middleearth reviews
Angela and Sharice unwiitingly fall into Middle-earth by means of a mysteriously placed rock during a Downtown Disney "photo shoot." What are two extremely reckless and somewhat sadistic fangirls to do? Take an axe to it!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,068 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/2/2002 - Published: 9/27/2002
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