Name: Bailey
Screen Name: none
Age: 13 (ALMOST 14 W00T!)

Hey y'all,
I'm random, and love reading. I also love fan fics. Duh, I wouldn't write them if i didn't. I also love glowing lights and magic.
I live in Georgia, and I'm not a red neck! I hate it when people ask me that! I'm a Christian and love Christian music!
My favorite books: Avalon, Spellfall, Song Quest, Harry Poter, Phantom Stallion, Artimis fowl,
And many more.
My favorite characters:Emily, Nat (duh!), Raille, Ron, Sam & Jake
My favorite shows:Teen Titans (lol),The Saddle Club, MXC, Charmed.

Description:long dark brown hair, light blue eyes, pale skin, Caucasian.
Wait, I take that back, REALLY pale skin. Please Review, I want to know what people think. Even though i hate it when people beg for reviews

My best friend ish warrior-wolf. So yeah...

Please Review any of my stories, even if they stink. FYI Georgia Tech Rocks_

Here is some stuff about southern girls (which I am):

Someone once noted that a Southerner can get away with the most awful kind of insult just as long as it's prefaced with the words, "Bless her heart" or "Bless his heart." As in, "Bless his heart, if they put his brain on the head of a pin, it'd roll around like a BB on a six lane highway"

As long as the heart is sufficiently blessed, the insult can't be all that bad. I was thinking about this the other day when a friend was telling about her new Transplanted Northern friend who was upset because her toddler is just beginning to talk and he has a Southern accent. My friend, who is very kind and, bless her heart, cannot do a thing about those thighs of hers, was justifiably miffed about this. After all, this woman had CHOSEN to move to the South a couple of years ago. Can you believe it?" said her friend... "A child of mine is going to be "taaaallllkkin liiiike thiiiissss.."

Now, don't get me wrong. Some of my dearest friends are from the North, bless their hearts. I welcome their perspective, their friendships and their recipes for authentic Northern Italian food. I've even gotten past their endless complaints that you can't find good bread down here. And the heathens, bless their hearts, don't like cornbread!

We've already lost too much. I was raised to say "swanee," not swear, but you hardly ever hear anyone say that anymore, I swanee you don't.

And I've caught myself thinking twice before saying something is "right much," "right close," or "right good" because non-natives think this is right funny indeed. I have a friend from Bawston who thinks it's hilarious when I say I've got to "carry" my daughter to the doctor or "cut off" the light. She also gets a giggle every time I am "fixin'" to do something.

And, bless their hearts, they don't even know where "over yonder" is or what "I reckon" means!

My personal favorite was my aunt, saying, "Bless her heart, she can't help being ugly, but she could've stayed home."

Southern girls know bad manners when they see them:

1. Drinking straight out of a can.
2. Not sending thank you notes.
3.. Velvet after February.
4. White shoes before Memorial Day or after Labor Day

Southern girls always say:
1. "Yes, ma'am."
2. "Yes, sir."

Southern girls have a distinct way with fond expressions:

1. "Y'all come back! now ya heaah,"
2. "Well, bless your heart."
3. "Drop by when you can."
4. "How's your ma'am?"
5. "Love your hair."

Southern girls know everybody's first name:

1. Honey
2. Darlin'
3. Shugah

Southern girls know the movies that speak to their hearts:

1. "Gone With the Wind"
2. "Fried Green Tomatoes"
3. "Driving Miss Daisy"
4. "To Kill a Mockingbird"

Southern girls know their cities dripping with Southern charm:

1. Hotlanta or Adlanna =(Atlanta as outsiders say)
2. Richmon
3. Challston
4. S'vannah
5. Birminham
6. Nawlins'
7. Maretta (Or Marietta)
8. OH! And that city in Alabama ? It's pronounced MUNTGUMRY!

Southern girls know the three deadly sins:

1. Bad hair
2. Bad manners
3. Bad blind dates

G.R.I.T.S. = Girls Raised in The South!

Now you run along, Shugah, and send this to someone else Raised In The South, i.e., Southern Belles, Dixies, or ANY females aspiring to be GRITS. Even the northern ones, "Bless Their Hearts".

That Reminds me. I have a rubber stamp that says "Just because your children were born in the South does not make them Southerners. After all, if a cat had kittens in the oven, that wouldn't make them biscuits."

(I'm not a mom. I'm only 13.)

My favorite quote:
“It's beyond me how a "fat chance" and a "slim chance" are the same thing, but a "wise man" and "wise guy" are considered opposites. Walking fast isn't considered jogging slowly, and it's perfectly normal to drive down a parkway and park on a driveway.”
- Zach Hauser, Kansas State University

I have a question. Why is it that Peter Pan has 34 pages of story, while good old Avalon only has 4? I mean, Avalon is WAY better.Aintit?