"The purpose is to spread confusion, not eliminate it.

Take me, I am the drug. Take me, I am the hallucinogenic."

- Salvador Dali

I will be the first to admit that I am no writer. I do enjoy reading the fruits of others' labors. For that reason, I have created an account to do so and, on the occasion, provide feedback and well-deserved reviews. I'm your average college student that enjoys an overabundance of romance -- a need that all the Nicholas Sparks in the world cannot satiate. Thus, "Thank Lordy Lord" for Fanfiction.net!

I actually have an old account here from half a decade ago. Being the fair and equanimous person that I am, I have decided that those tawdry works of fiction should never see the light of day. I'm far too embarrassed of my past dabbles in fanficdom to continue using said account. If you manage to dredge it up, please don't present your archeological relics to me or any other sentient being. Your forehead does not come with a warranty.

I used to be a big Inuyasha fan and, true to my roots, I still love the SSKH pairing. Yes, I have read the Twilight series. No, I cannot see how any AU or alternative pairings could interest me. I find that there is far too little character development in the canon universe which renders any AU extrapolation nigh impossible. I harbor my greatest love for a good Harry Potter adventure. I can't get enough of the series and, now that it's all over, I find myself quite literally at a loss. Thankfully, there's no lack of DMHG or SSHG on this database. Outside of these obvious choices, I enjoy any good work of fiction in: Bones, House M.D., or various anime series.

There is something to be said about debonair, aloof gentlemen and fiery heroines.

I take favorites pretty seriously. I only fave the stories that I think capture the character(s) well, with a sound plot and scrumptious details. Trust me, you won't find junk in my trunk.