If you're reading this, you're stupid and a REALLY BAD AUTHOR. I am a clever, clever person who has realized that if I create another account using a yahoo adress, I can flame even those who don't accept anonymous reviews. Even better, if I want my flame to stick to the story, I can just sign in and flame away! You can't remove signed reviews!

In other words, this is a fake account. I do have another account on this site with which I actually post stuff, but I am clever and have therefore protected my posterity with this weasilly-anonymous account.

I hope you burn in hell, you horrible writer. :D