Quotes!!!
- There were no gay men in Middle Earth until they met Legolas
- Procrastination is like masturbation: it feels good until you realize that you're doing it to yourself.
-What are you doing?
~Going to shoot squirrels.
- Why?
~ 'Cause they're gay!
(Cabin Fever, a REALLY bad movie that we only saw because Peter Jackson recommended it... we are such losers...)
- I've seen old things erupt... me!
(Mr.Tant's science video)
- In a dual I would challenge your manhood.
(Mr.Schively)
- Blunt, thick and intense, but wait... reach deeper!
(Pervertedly odd sign at Starbucks)
-I can't walk, I can't go to the bathroom, I can't hump!
(Viggo in really odd random movie)
- As you wish... (Princess Bride, Wesley, a.k.a. Dr.Boris)
- I found it!
(Griffy in fabric store)
- Ashley: Larz, you are a horse without the r. Larz: Hose??? Griffy: Ashley, you can't spell!!! Brianna: These straws still won't come out, dammit. Me: There appears to be tape on the bottom, love... Brianna: Oh...
- Let me, carry it for a while... a while... share the load, the load, the load...
(Sam [Sean Astin] in ROTK, with Rosie Cotton dolled up in Dominatrix wear (complete with 6 inch chartruse fingernails and a whip...)
Griffy: Smacks Lyric. He said ring. DRINK!
- Cleanse your aura daily
(Emily/Emmett)
- Me: Libby, did you just say pigeon porn??? Libby: Yeah, complete with Randy's jockstrap and all...
- I'm not a Pineapple!
(Pineapple)
- Hi, my name is Alex, I like boys and I wear tights!
(Alexander Chamberlain Lantz)

Let's all do the scootchy-scootchy bunny hug!
(Red Hotz '03 And all that Slash...!!!
- Oh I hope I get it, I hope I get it... how many people does he need... ewww

DOM IS PART GERMAN!!!
NAME LIVES!!!

Now... *stands on soapbox... er... make that the nearest chair...*
Go read Rough Fingers on Ivory Skin... cause me and Larzy-poo and Griffy wrote it... oh yeah and Siobhan with her innocent 12-year-old mind, but she did provide us with a very lovely sketch of our OFC... read it now, dammit!

A list of my lurves-
Johnny Depp
Orlando Bloom
Dom Monaghan+Billy Boyd
Tom Felton
Diego Luna
Viggo Mortenson
Lleyton Hewitt

Pairings
Harry/Draco
Hermoine/Ginny
Remus/Sirius
Blaise BOYBOYBOYBOYBOYBOYBOYBOYBOYBOYBOY... deep breath.../Seamus
Hermoine/Snape

GEORGE BUSH, MIGRANES, RON AND CHO MUST DIE. THEY GET IN THE WAY OF ALL THE GOOD THINGS IN THE WORLD (very nasty mental image of Bush with a migraine having a threesome with Ron and Cho... ewwwwwwww!!!!!!)
HILARY DUFF, MATH, ALEX WHITE, LUNCHBOXES, JAZZ, MISS SHELTON (BALLET TEACHER)...

soooo...
Moonlight dappled nipples!
Sheer, black velvet curtains (yes, this is possible, I did find it!!!!!)
Hail the three wives err... concubines (Lyric, Larz, Griffy) of the Hairy-Tea-Party-Dress Steward who is a pyromaniac and has an unhealthy obsession with CHERRY TOMATOS... yeah.
North Carolina!
My name is Cristina and I like to dance, I walk around, inside my pants. Sometimes I bleach 'em. Oh yeah.
Romeo, O Romeo, deny thy father and eat mine boob, just give the word, and I'll no longer be a Capulet!

Libby, Ann, Ashley, Jenny and all those other innocents out there... revel in your unknowing bliss. I remember my first fanfiction... it's all Larz's fault. I was in 7th grade!!!
Dr. Boris- I'll never forget you doing crunches in the library- such a Wesley-ish thing to do!
I Love Lindsey!!!(And your streaking liberal frog slipper)

sooooo! Drink up me hearties yo ho!
Love, Lyric...11???