ThatOneHeffalumpInTheCorner
 Hello there! My name is Angel otherwise known as ThatOneHeffalumpInTheCorner. Previously Dark angel2155. Age: I am a young writer. A lady never reveals her age! ;P Birthday: 19 April I'm an Aries! Personality: Most obvious trait about me is that I am violent and territorial ( Stay away from my bed and my mah food). I can be caring, when I want to, I think. Things you probably don't need to know about me! YAY I am mix race. I adore ALL my reviewers. I be very random. I have one lil bro. There are 5 other people who live in the same house as me. My two cousins (I call my sisters) Both are adults. My parents. Sean and me! Likes: Anime, One Piece, marshmallows, animals, reptiles (as long as they don't try to eat me) , SIMS!!!!, writing, gaming, Call Of Duty, cookies, ICE CREAM!!!!!!, reading and mah bed. Yeah that pretty much sums up everything. Now that I have nothing to say... Randomness!!!!! YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. Total:14 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. You wear eyeliner. Total:7 Results: I'm more of a guy -.- *sigh* female come backs to pick up lines Man: Where have you been all my life?Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together Man: Your eyes they're AMAZING. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing. GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" GUYS REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen A white man said, The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES Scrambles - Meant to Be! DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINE:When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY ELECTION - RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE Therapist spilt is The rapist. That is a scary thought. Best friend vs Friends FRIENDS: Will comfort you when you get busted. BEST FRIENDS: Will buy you all the food you want just to take your mind off him. FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "You will die in seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumbass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you when you don't know how to swim. BEST FRIENDS: Will push you in and will try to drown you. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG! we messed up!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Man, you're fucked up." FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive. BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance. FRIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go away. BEST FRIENDS: Won't let me go away. FRIENDS: Will comfort me when I'm crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will give me tissue before singing "somebody's going to get it" and waving arond a baseball bat. FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down. BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because they tripped me. FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me. BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me. FRIENDS: Hides me from the cops. BEST FRIENDS: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place. FRIENDS: lets me make an idiot of myself in public. BEST FRIENDS: Is up there with me making an idiot out of themselves, too. FRIENDS: Stay away from Angel dust. BEST FRIENDS: Stuff it in your mouth and say, "This stuff is real good!" FRIENDS: Would watch you move away. BEST FRIENDS: Would drag you down even when the plane is flying off. FRIENDS: Will let you use their computer. BEST FRIENDS: Will push you off the chair and say, "Get off, bitch!" FRIENDS: Let's you keep your privacy. BEST FRIENDS: Will steal your diary and read it outloud. FRIENDS: Only say I love you during events. BEST FRIENDS: Will act as if they were your girlfriend or your gay boyfriend. FRIENDS: Would visit you in jail BEST FRIENDS: Blows up the wall and says " Jump in the van! NOW!" FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this effing bullcrap! God made Coke, God made Pepsi, God made me, Oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you, Well we all make mistakes. Some people just need a high five, In the face.. With a chair... Made of steel.. On fire... 10 ways to know your an obssesed Fanfiction Writer 1. When you ask yourself a question as one character and respond as another one. 2. When you begin to compare what a friend says to something one of your characters would say. 3. When you are talking to a friend and you suddenly scream, “Oh my god! I just got the greatest idea for a story of mine!” and your idea has 4. When you lock yourself in your room, crank up the music, and act out an entire story…and then forget everything you thought of. 5. When you are listening to a song and go “Oh my god! This song is exactly what (Insert story here) is about!” 6. When you run around the house dancing and thinking of an idea, acting all crazy, and write the scene that turns out to be a very sad, calm scene. 7. When you fear to daydream because you are afraid of your characters hunting you down and killing you for the torture you put them through. 8. When you can’t fall asleep without thinking about what is going to happen in your next chapter. 9. When you begin to envision your own version of someone else’s fanfic. 10. When you think out loud and start giggling and jumping around talking to yourself when you come up with a good idea. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat. 97% of people would yell "STOP!" 2% of them would cheer, 1% of them would take the baseball bat and hit the kid then take the puppy to the Vet. Post this on you profile if you are that 1%... 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you've ever fallen madly in love with a cartoon/anime character, copy and past this to your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. 98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile 98% of Girls would cry if Justin Bieber dissapeared off the face of the Earth. Post this on your page if you are one of the 2% that would run around the house screaming: "Yay! I'll never have to hear his irritating voice ever again!" If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you wish Anime was real in this world copy & paste this on to your profile!!!! My Alternate Names : 1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Angizzle (WHAT IS THIS?) 2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Black Tiger (Aww yeah) 3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Tania Fullingdale ( ummm What? No just no) 4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Viaanada ( That sounds kinda cool actually) 5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Black orange juice ( I just.. no... just don't please) 6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Naadcsa ( What the..? ummm) 7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Naa-Akuyea (-.-) 8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (Colour, and the name of one your pets): Black Midnight (Okay I guess) 9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (color, and something that can go wrong): Black Blizzard 10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory): Black eyepatch ( Greeeeeeeat ) 11. YOUR ANIMAL NAME: (First 2 letters of your mom's first name, last letter of your dad's name, last letter of one of your pet's names, first 2 letters of your favorite country): Eueaham ( Why so many vowels!? how do you pronounce this?) 12. YOUR FUTURISTIC NAME: (First 2 letters of your dad's first name, last 2 letters of your name, second letter of your middle name, last two letters of one of your pet's names): Sticaht 13. YOUR ANTAGONIST NAME: (First letter of your sibling's name, first two letters of your grandma's name, last 3 letters of your mum's middle name): Selyea ( I don't know my Grandma's, my Grandpa's or my auntie's name so I just used my uncle from my moms side) 14. YOUR FAIRY TAIL NAME: (color, first three letters of your first name and any two letters from your middle name): Black Angia ( Its okay I guess?) On a Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos! On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swanson frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: On Nytol Sleep Aid: On most brands of Christmas lights: On a Japanese food processor: On Sunsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a child's superman costume: On a Swedish chainsaw: On T-Rat (Military food): Stupid test x the one you've done! (If you have 21 or less then you are not stupid) Just a joke! (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. (I was yawning but yeah) () Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were not talking. (x) You have run into a glass/Screen door. -( I swear I almost broke my nose!) () You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. - (I tried..) (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. - (ALL THE TIME!) (x) You have run into a tree. - ( Imma tree hugga okay!) ( ) It IS possible to lick your elbow - (sure it is . . .have someone else do it) (x) You just tried to lick your elbow. (I will do it someday!) (x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm. - (I have a little brother and still I only heard that song 4 times 1 of which was at school) (x) You just tried to sing them. - (weeeeeell) () You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. - (I've stumbled, neverfallen though) () You have choked on your own spit. ( ) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it. - (I've heard of it but tha's it) (x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice - (that's because the brain doesn't usually notice the second word) () You just looked at it. - (I just carried on) () Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it. - (Brownish black) () People have called you slow. - ( If I am I don''t talk enough to show it) (x) You have accidentally caught something on fire - ( I swear it wasn't my fault! The cooker hates me!) ( ) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek. - (Can that happen!?) () You have caught yourself drooling. () You’ve fallen asleep in class. - (I swear they're always looking at me.) () If someone says “fart” you laugh. - ( I have a lot of boys in my class) () You just laughed. - ( No I'm fine thanks) () Sometimes you just stop thinking. - (My brain is annoying) (x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about. - ( Then people stare at me to continue and I'm like urrh) () People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you. - (I am often walking away from them) () You are often told to use your “inside voice”. - (Most of the time I'm quiet) ( ) You use your fingers to do simple math. - ( it was hammered into my skull) ( ) You have eaten a bug. - (Stares at you horrified) (x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important. - (heheh ummm) (x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it. - (oh no, I meant to do that) (x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc. - ( You don't know how many times) () You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you. - (I don't think I've ever done that) () You break a lot of things. - (Pshh I don't leave my chair and when I do I get a cookie) ( ) Your friends know not to use big words around you. are you kidding? i'm not supposed to use big words around THEM) (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused. - (and blink, too.) (x) You have fallen out of your chair before. - (There are many hurt places) (x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling. - (24 so far! :D) Total all together= 17 Aww yeah! If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think everyone is out to get you, copy this into your profile. If you think animal cruelty is wrong, copy this into your profile. If you're crazy and damn proud of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this in your profile. If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe big red buttons should be pushed because they are big and red, copy and paste this into your profile 1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3. If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile Got A Problem With Me?...solve it! 100 Ways to Be Normal 1.Do not introduce self as role-playing character in public. 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with Sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In". 5. Put decaf in the coffeemaker for 3 weeks once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds". 7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the Prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go". 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom. 17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!" 19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." 20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity... Send this to someone to make them smile. It's called therapy... Live well, laugh often, and love much! Strange Mind Test xD ifyuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it in yuor pofrile. I try to update at least once every two weeks but I spend my life reading rather than writing soo... Annoying Things People Do: 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your 4. When people say "it's always the last place you 5. When people say while watching a film "did 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. 8. When people say "life is short". What?? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks My anime crushes: (Get ready..) Nanase Haruka Death the Kid Alucard- Don't ask questions |
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