This is my New Account

Name: LOL!! like I would tell you!

Address: The Third Box on the corner of Main Street

Nickname: Call me Choco 0.o

Personality: Random

Fun Stuff to Do in an Elevator

Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask “Got enough air in their?”

Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.When arriving at your floor grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.

Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

Meow occasionally

Stare at another passenger fore a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of them”- and back away slowly

Say- Ding at each floor.S

ay “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the red buttons.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.”

When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your phone ringing?”

Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.”

When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, and pretend it wasn’t you.

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

Ask if you can push the button for other people but push all the wrong ones.

Hold the doors open and say you’re waiting on a friend. After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, how’s your day been?”

Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!”

Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

Pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

Swat at flies that don’t exist.

Call out “Group hug” then enforce it.

-Arguing with yourself is normal. It’s when you argue with yourself and lose that’s weird

-Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

-Whoever said “Nothings impossible” never tried slamming a revolving door.

-Having Draco Malfoy say “We can still be friends” is like having your dog die, and your mom say you can still keep it.

-I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

-I’m not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

-I’m so gangsta, I carry a squirt gun.

-Anyone can reach the stars. If you can’t reach them, catch one that falls.

-The dinosaur’s extinction wasn’t an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

-Palm Reader: -gasp- “You’re going to die. But don’t worry, you’ll live through it”

-The light you see at the end of the tunnel is a headlight of a fast approaching train.

-You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

-Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

-They say “Guns don’t kill people, people kill people.” Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don’t think you’d kill too many people.

-Break my heart, I break your neck.

-Boys are like trees- they take 50 years to grow up.

-“You say I’ve lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can’t lose what you never had.”Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.

-If you can’t join ‘em, bribe ‘em.

If you can’t bribe ‘em, blackmail ‘em.

If you can’t blackmail ‘em, kill ‘em.

If you can’t kill ‘em, you’re screwed.

-this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word from the top down.