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Author has written 14 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Stand Still. Stay Silent.

Hi all!

I'm Abhainn and I write Hetalia fanfiction. Mostly AmeIce and Dennor.

My tumblr is aphnorducks

Hope you enjoy!

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Higher education by Vyra Finn reviews
After a brief argument with his boss, Iceland finds himself to be enrolled in University of Copenhagen. Not only he is a nation but now he should somehow survive the student life and keep it all secret from his family. Good thing Denmark never notices anything, right?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 100,512 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/8/2017 - Published: 1/26/2017 - Iceland, Norway, Denmark - Complete
Incognizant by SodaWizard reviews
Arthur finally gets the balls to come out to his boyfriend and Alfred is far more casual about it than he expected. [Trans!Talia.]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/6/2017 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Fairytale by DreamyLoner reviews
Leon is a reclusive omega prince who is usually outshone and forgotten by his family. One day, his sister elopes with the prime minister. His father and brothers decide to disguise him as her. For the time being, Leon has to replace Mei and marry Prince Emil from the Kingdom of Ice. He is not so pleased with the idea. Omegaverse. Human/Magical Kingdom AU. IceHong. DenNor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,990 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/27/2017 - Published: 8/29/2016 - [Hong Kong, Iceland] China, Norway - Complete
Lights of the North by Shadowcatxx reviews
In 1000, Norway set sail from Iceland, ready to collect his colonies and return home. He had already been gone for too long, and he was tired. When he accidentally landed in a foreign wilderness west of Greenland, he was shocked; scared. He had never intended to discover a new world. He had never intended to give birth to a new nation. This is the story of Canada's lineage.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,533 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/17/2017 - Canada, Iceland, Norway, Denmark - Complete
How to survive the Vikings by Vyra Finn reviews
Something goes wrong during their holiday and Finland and Iceland end up back to viking times. Armed only with a silly history book and DIY bow without any arrows they go on to find the viking version of Norway and get back to their own time. But the rather big cultural shocks are not the only problem because it might be that the Scandinavians were not exactly the nice guys.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,831 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/2/2017 - Published: 1/7/2017 - [Finland, Sweden] Iceland, Norway - Complete
I Thought My Brother was Gay but He Turned Out to Be a Chupacabra by Benign87 reviews
Which is funny, because I distinctly recall the fact that Alfred has always been ridiculously terrified of goats.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,514 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2016 - England/Britain, America, Russia, Canada - Complete
Alfred or America by thiswriteris alwayslistless reviews
when Italy first suggested a vacation America was the first to volunteer to be the host, but why is America so different?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,066 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/23/2016 - Published: 6/21/2016 - America - Complete
The Light, With You by Valori Kei reviews
"Why do you wear that dress to school?" , "Why do you think?" / RusAme main pair, sad fluff one shot about growing up and discovering yourself
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,620 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/18/2016 - [America, Russia] - Complete
The Common Denominator by krolium reviews
When nerdy Matthias lands himself a position as drummer in an edgy punk band, he finds himself on the bad side of Lukas, the band's cold and callous lead singer. The catch? Matthias is totally gay for him. But what could a straight-laced geek and a mysterious punk with a reckless streak possibly have in common?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 69,216 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 6/27/2016 - Published: 12/4/2014 - [Denmark, Norway] - Complete
it's Not Gay if it's at the Ice Rink by Lumeilleur reviews
Matthew happened across his brother Alfred shamelessly making out with his "nemesis", Ivan Braginsky. RusAme. Oneshot. Fic for Aph Fanfic Network prompt event, "rivals who are secretly banging". AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/18/2016 - [America, Russia] Canada - Complete
Not-So-Secret Secrets by SillyKwado reviews
Denmark and Norway have been secretly dating for years. However, the other Nordics totally already knew about that. DenNor!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/11/2015 - [Denmark, Norway] Finland, Iceland - Complete
Collage Diaries by GydroZMaa reviews
Leon (Hong Kong) and Emil (Iceland) are now freshmeat at the prestigious and renown Eliatha University, home to only the best of the best academics and athletes. However, with every college comes awkward moments, new faces mixed with old, and a little bit of mismatched drama in between. This story is a quirky collection of various experiences one might face in real college.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,639 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/29/2015 - Published: 2/26/2014
Denmark and Norway's Diaries by RoseMatoBird reviews
Denmark/Mathias and Norway/Lukas both write in private journals. Naturally, they have no idea how closely they correspond... Denmark's entries are above the line, Norway's are below. Please review and, if you'd like, leave suggestions for an entry .
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 65,122 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 6/21/2015 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Denmark, Norway
Sometimes the Scariest Things Are the Most Meaningful by rfpizippy reviews
While Emil is dating an abusive girl, they happen to get a text proving that she's actually cheating on them. Not knowing what to do, and not knowing whether to keep it a secret, they have to try to survive the relationship. That is, until Tino get's into the picture. Tino and Emil bond more, as they try to demolish the relationship. (tw cutting mention, depression, smoking, abuse)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,815 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2015 - Finland, Iceland, Norway, Denmark - Complete
Ameice One-shots by aphpen reviews
Just a little place for me to put my one-shots for this pairing. It definitely needs more love. I'll keep it under M rating, so now worries there. And yeah, don't know how much I'll update, but I'll do my best.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,578 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/9/2015 - Published: 7/25/2014 - [America, Iceland]
You Think I Can't Fly? Well You Just Watch Me! by hrhAcid reviews
19th Century. Denmark makes the mistake of siding with Napoleon, what will he have to pay for his blunder? Vaguely historical, progressing DenNor and historical angst. Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,403 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Norway, Denmark
It Only Took Four Tries by elvenviking reviews
It took him centuries, so many centuries to finally understand, but in the end, it's worth it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Norway - Complete
Unstoic by Mx Akiyata reviews
The Magic Trio leaves for an annual journey into the mountains to try resolving an issue of Norway's past that they've kept secret from the rest of the world. As his friends try to keep him from losing it, they are unaware of the four curious Nordics that have accompanied them on their journey. But what will happen when Norway finally breaks down? -Contains many funnies and feels
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,940 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 12/21/2013 - England/Britain, Norway, Romania - Complete
From Their Eyes by Every Roses' Thorn reviews
He was the girl's sun and stars. He was the boy's anchor. He was all the man had left.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Eren Y., Mikasa A., Armin A., Levi A. - Complete
If You Were Gay by AwkwardSurgeon reviews
This isn't my best but I'm bored with no one to review it. Denmark decides to see if he can annoy Sweden after his power cuts out.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Sweden, Sealand, Denmark - Complete
Fire In A Glass by 1008604 reviews
Norway can't help but wonder what his role is in the home he has chosen.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2013 - [Denmark, Norway] - Complete
Between Sea and Shore by Steadfast-Bright-Star reviews
Two men, two centuries, one name. In 1830, Mathias is a jaded novelist battling a laudanum addiction and an illicit attraction, in 2013 he's a lonely children's author writing fairytales. One will fall for a captivating creature of the sea, the other for a troubled man who seems not quite of this world; an illustrator whose pictures show far more than just the story. DenNor AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,299 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 6/25/2013 - [Denmark, Norway] - Complete
The World Conspires Against Us, My Love by Coffee-is-Life reviews
This is a sequel to The Second Kalmar Union. It takes place about 25 years after the conclusion of that story, in the year 2055. More shippy, more angsty, less funny. Probably will also be longer than SKU. And did I mention that America is the antagonist? Also, I now feel obligated to mention that there will be m-preg and major character death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 73 - Words: 42,340 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 5/10/2013 - America, Norway, Denmark - Complete
Coca Cola and Licorice by LilMissLibra reviews
Iceland is still trying to figure out what he sees in loud, obnoxious America. America is just trying to get some. One-shot AmeIce.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2013 - America, Iceland - Complete
Stuff Denmark Says by Orpah reviews
Denmark curses when he stubs his toe. Iceland is not amused. Little Iceland, rated for cursing
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Iceland, Denmark - Complete
When My Boat Comes In by Steadfast-Bright-Star reviews
Lukas has never been good enough. He struggles to support his little brother by driving a tourist boat and can't cope with the feelings of inadequacy that constantly plague him, along with his shyness and lack of confidence. When Mathias starts work on the boat, Lukas pushes him away. Eventually, however, he learns it's ok to open up. T for upset Lukas and eventual DenNor. AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,976 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Iceland, Norway, Denmark - Complete
The Way Things Are by PersonifyThis reviews
Arthur and Francis are overjoyed when their shy son, Matthew, becomes fast friends with the new boy in his class. However, not everything is as it seems with Matthew's new friend. FACE family. FrUk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,275 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 10/23/2012 - America, Canada, England/Britain, France - Complete
From the Mouths of Babes by Orpah reviews
Apparently, Iceland has picked up a new word from Denmark. Little Iceland, Rated for Language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Denmark, Iceland - Complete
Waiting for Iceland's Insanity by JustMakeLeftTurns reviews
Every nation knows that eventually, every country will have a time of insanity. And so Norway, Denmark, and Sweden, years after Iceland's independence, started preparing themselves for said nation to go insane. By stalking him ... Yeah, like THAT is a good idea ... crack!fic. PWP. OOC Nordics.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Iceland - Complete
Wimpification by screennameless
God realizes that he's been letting 250 and 300 do this gay couple thing all wrong.
Niels - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Complete
Lost Boys by thisisnotwhoyouthink reviews
When Loki is captured by Shield, they discover a dark secret between Loki and Odin. My take on Loki's 'monster' kids. Mpreg, no pairings
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,389 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 2,532 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Loki - Complete
Little Brother is Watching by Lucky-Angel135 reviews
After an unexpected talk with America, Russia wants to rekindle the friendship they shared in America's colonial days. Problem is, as the feelings between them grow, so does the ire of America's supposedly harmless brother. RusAme, Protective!Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,777 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Russia, America - Complete
The Triwizard Guests by SilverLunaMoon reviews
The Triwizard tournament is being resurrected during Harry's fourth year. A representative from each country visits along with each of the schools. Representatives that aren't quite as human as they first appear to be.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 118 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Norway
Terrible Love by Cassy27 reviews
Slash - Mpreg - He felt Thor's lips crush his in an almost desperate need. Loki pulled his head back and pushed him away from. "No," he warned, "not tonight."
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,094 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
You and I will Fall in Love by Shatterdoll reviews
Much to America's horror, Russia decides that the two of them are going to fall in love. And the more he fights it the stronger Russia's determination is to woo him, even if it means taking drastic measures... RussiaxAmerica, M for future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 197,425 - Reviews: 4385 - Favs: 2,125 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Russia, America - Complete
This Isn't What I Meant When I Said I Fell for You by TheRockNRollBeauty reviews
Russia and America find out that getting it on in certain places can be fatal. RusAme, almost smut, temporary character death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
The Observations of a Brother Complex by natcat5 reviews
In which Iceland has an Asian fetish, Norway is confused, and China is not amused.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,362 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Complete
Bubblegum Monster by Fuzzy Wolf reviews
All in a days work for the Nordic 5! Now uh, would someone please come and let them out? Just a little crack written for my sister on her birthday. T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Cold Shoulder by shego219 reviews
“I was descended from Viking warriors. I had no excuse to be scared of a Belarusian blonde in a maid costume;” Denmark pressures an irritated Iceland into discussing foreign relations with Belarus at the world meeting.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,788 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Iceland, Belarus - Complete
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Building love out of Legos reviews
Iceland works at Hetalia Children's Center, and he absolutely despises his new coworker Alfred. Can the two learn to get a long? And if they do will it turn into something more?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,101 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/18/2018 - Published: 6/28/2017 - [America, Iceland]
Why Rudolph's Nose is Red reviews
America and Iceland are spending a pleasant Christmas eve together when they get into a debate about Rudolph the red nosed reindeer.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/10/2017 - America, Iceland - Complete
Why Eggnog Should Be Alcohol Free reviews
America drank too much eggnog and confessed his love for Iceland in front of the whole world...then he passed out. So what happened the next morning?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2017 - Complete
A box of Letters reviews
Norway stumbles across his boyfriend pulling an old box out of the attic, the contents of which are surprisingly sentimental.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2017 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
Gender Swap reviews
While playing around with magic America learns that gender doesn't work the way he thinks it does. Good thing he's got a genderfluid date mate to help him set the record straight.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2017 - America, Iceland - Complete
Quasiplatonic AmeIce reviews
America was nervous to come out as aromantic, but it worked out pretty well in the end.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2016 - Complete
The Engagement reviews
Sigrun and Mikkel discover a way to get a free meal
Stand Still. Stay Silent - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2015 - Sigrun E., Mikkel M. - Complete
Love and Lances reviews
No one ever understood how a healer, someone who spent their life helping people, could be so detached, and yet Lukas managed. No one ever understood how a knight, someone who had seen the worst that humanity had to offer, could be so cheerful, and yet Mathias managed. The two have found that there is often commonality in irregularity, and they have found each other.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,440 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 6/22/2015
A summer morning reviews
A quick fluffy NedOz drabble I made for a friend
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/21/2015
The Boyfriend Debacle reviews
How the Nordics found out that Hong Kong and Iceland were dating. AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2014 - [Hong Kong, Iceland] Norway, Denmark - Complete
So We Made Him Our King reviews
I look through the rose bushes and see him. He's talking to Sverige with urgency, like something bad has happened, but all I feel is the rush of colorfully painted painted butterfly as they rush up my through my stomach and flutter about my heart. There he is again. Danmark. (Sequel to Love is Louder than Words, but can be read by it's self)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,904 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
love is louder than words reviews
when he's five years old Denmark finds a baby in the forest, it was going to be perfect and last forever, but even nations have to grow up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,948 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
The Hair Clip reviews
The Nordics find out what Norway's hair clip dose. OOCnes rated T because I'm paranoid.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Iceland, Norway - Complete
How the trio met reviews
every one knows the B.T.T, there always causing a ruckus in world meeting or scheming to get a couple together, but how did they meet?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 10/3/2013 - France, Prussia, Spain - Complete