Hi !I'm just an amateur writer but i hope you will read my stories and and review them if you like them...thanx

Name: Maria

NickName: Mayumi

Age: (Let's just say that im ur average anime loving teenager)

Gender: (Would a guy be named Maria?)

Location: Sumwhere in Canada, The world

I am a Canadian, and, just for the record, we say "Eh?" in Canada

Anywayzzz. . . .I love anime . . . .some of my fave animes/shows r:(in no order)

Beyblade

Inu-Yasha,

Card Captor Sakura/Cardcaptors

Yu-Gi-Oh

Gundam Seed

Witch Hunter Robin

Fruit Baskets

Mew Mew Power/Tokyo

Alias. . .(The list goes on)

Music:

Linkin Park

Billy Talent

Green Day

Simple Plan . . . . .

MY:

Likes: Anime/manga, drawing, archery, fencing, CHEESE!(Don't ask), animals, listening to music(Rock Indie), FAFICTION!. . .

Dislikes: annoying people, Rap music(no offense), Yaoi(srry, it's just not me), Guys(i'm not saying this to be mean but i have a grudge against most of them), lemon Stories(they creep me out X_X ). . .

Fave:

Element: Fire

Number: 4

Book: Lemony Snicket's "A Series Of Unfortunate Events"

Songs:"Numb/Encore" By Linkin Park and Jay-Z,

"Nothing To Lose" By Billy Talent

"Shut up" by Simple plan

"Bring me back to lfe" Evanescance

Colours: Blue(any kind), Silver, and purple

I love reading fan fics, so if u want, ill read urs...just mail me or sumthing

I'm not into Yaoi stories though, ...or lemons

I try 2 update my stories at least once a week, but srry if I can't

Anyway, here's typical day in my life. Yeah yeah I know, it's not great but well, that's how interesting my life is. . . : (enjoy!)

yeah, look, i have a funny conversation to tell you about . . .(well, its kinda lame, but oh well!)

This is just a typical day at my school. . . (yeah right!)

(scene change) A typical day atmy school:

(In Miss ? class, a normal day, improved to make it more enjoyable)

Math time:

(the teacher has put everyone in pairs of two. Unfortunately it is boy/girlwhat's new? Maria(me!) is with Simon, Mandy(friend) is with Kenny, and Kristi(friend) is with Justin. Katie(friend) is no where to be seen. where has she gone? will she come back no one knows. . . )

Simon: Hey Maria, you do all the work and i'll just sit here and look pretty.

Maria: Simon! your supposed to help, i mean your smart and you'll probably figure this out really fast!

Simon: you think i'm smart?

Maria: yea_

(suddenly out of no where Mandy joins the conversation)

Mandy: Simon smart?Maria you must be dreaming!

Maria: why the h.e.l.l would I dream of him?

Mandy:(whispers) Don't worry, i wont tell anyone of this obsession, your secret is safe with me. . .

Maria: What obsession?

Mandy: dont worry, it's ok to admit you have a problem.

Maria:(face all red) What problem!

(Simon is looking at the girls with a look of utter confusiongo figure)

Simon; Excuse me?

Mandy: i mean, no offense Simon, but your not EXACTLY the smart type.

Simon: (pouting) Fine! i'm not your friend anymore!

Mandy: (with a bit of sarcasm) Really? you were my friend, well THAT"S news to me. Oh i'm sooooooo sorry simon, please forgive me, i never meant to be such a hideous, horrible, stupid, insensitive rude person. . .

Simon:(sticks nose in the air) Hmph!

Mandy: Fine, be like that, but im really sorry you know, Anyways, maria, I need your help with math.

Maria: (Stares at Kenny) Why can't you ask Kenny? He's wayy smarter than me you know.

Kenny: (face sparkly and shiny) Really, i'm smarter than you?

Mandy: Of course, your not, your just a stupid idgit.

Kenny: Oh. . .(face darkens) ok...

Maria: Now look what you've done, you've made Kenny sad!

Mandy: shrugsWhat's your point?

Maria: (patting Kenny like a puppy) There, there, don't worry, she didn't mean it did you MANDY?

Mandy: Fine fine, im sorry kenny, now just help me with the darn math question Maria!.

Maria: Uh...Er...well, you see, i don't really understand it my self.

Mandy: don't lie!

Maria: Fine , fine whatever. .(hands her the paper)

(meanwhile, Simon appears to be very quiet. what has he done this time? where has he gone? Has he stole the cheese?)

Simon: (out of no where!) Look,Maria, i have the answers!

Marial:(looks at his paper) wel well wel, it appears you do. . .(copies them down, even though she already knew them)See?i told you you were smart! How did you figure them out?

Simon:(grins nervously) uh..well, you see, i copied off of Kristi.

Maria: Kristi? Simon Your so brilliant!(note the sarcasm.)

Kristi: Did I hear my name? Where are the super rats?WHERE ARE THEY!(face turns evil)

Justin: Shut the h.e.l.l. about the super rats, there has been no evidence to support youe theory and the concluson is that this metamophosis could of never taken place without the fundamental research of the mordern day technoligical equipment. . . .(goes on like this for five mor minutes)

Simon, Maria, Mandy, and Kenny: (anime sweatdrop) ?Huh?

Kristi:(scratches her head) Yes, i see what you are saying, your logic, itmakes perfect sense to me. . . BUT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A S.H.I.T. ABOUT WHATEVER YOU ARE SAYING! YOU SUCK LIKE A CONSTIPATED PANDA AND ARE TOTALLY RE TARDED WITH YOUR HUGH WORDS THAT NO HUMAN COULDS EVER UNDERSTAND. . . .AND BESIDES, SUPER RATS ARE GIUNEA PIGS IN DISGUISE! YOU COULD NEVER UNDERSTAND THAT! SOMEDAy THEY WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD. . . .THE WORLD I TELL YOU!(TRAILS OFF LEAVE ALL OF THE KIDS DUMBFOUNDED)

Kenny: You go girl!

Kristi: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP! I dont want you to talk to me, your voice is so totally annoying!

Maria:(STARTS HUMMING THE TUNE FROM THE SONg SHUT UP BY SMPLE PLAN.) Shut up, shut up shut up, don't wanna hear you, get get out get out. . . .(stop after Kristi puches her in the arm) Ow... (whines)

Kenny: ok ok ok i get it, you guys all hate me. . . (cries like a wuss)

Mandy: Kristi!

Kristi: what?

Mandy: sigh (anime sweatdrop) Nothing. . .(pats Maria on the head.) If you stop and help me with math i'll give you some cheese.(dangles cheese above her face)

Maria:(stops crying immediately.) CHEESE! of course, ill help you,(starts explaining it to her.)

Kristi: (mutters under her breath) Geez, you sure are hypocritical.People these days. . .

Maria: I heard that!

Kristi: No kidding genious. . .

Simon: Don't worry Kristi, I'll help you, I'll be ur best friend! We can go shopping, and get manicures, and do our hair. . .(plays with hair)

Kenny: (stops crying) Of course, me too! me too!

Mariaand Mandy: (laugh) oh Kristi, look you have a whole new group of friends, i guess you won't be needing us. . .(Starts sobbing uncontrollably)

Kristi:(face all red) Shut Shut up SHUT UP, DON'T WANNA HEAR YOU. . . .

Mandy: Oh my goodness Kristi, i never knew you like simple plan.(starts humming tune while working)

Maria and Mandy watch Kristi's face gett all red and laugh like evil maniacs. little did they know that someone was watching them . . . . . . .

Miss : That's enough girls! Mandy and Kenny, switch places! Now!Simon! AND Maria! what happened?

(STARES AT THE WHILE THEIR FACE TURN RED)

THE WHOLE CLASS IS WATCHING WITH INTEREST. sOMEONE SNICKERS. . . .

Simon: Uh, nothing, we were working like best friends!

Miss : i wasn't born yesterday you know. . .

Simon; (Muttering) yeah you could tell because of yor weight, ue definitely no pixie!

Maria: (WHispers angrily) Simon! ur such a pig, shut up, ur so mean.

Simon: (Bats eyeslashes) You think so? really?(angel face)

Mandy: (who is not beside Maria anymore, instead kenny has replaced her) Oh my. . .oh my. . .

She notices that Kenny has stolen her ruler

Mandy: give that back now you. . .(starts swearing)

Kenny: (sweatdrop)No...no way. . .

Mandy: Maria steal it from him now!

Maria: why do I have to do all the dirty work...:steals ruler: Here u go H.R.H

Mandy: (Cakkles evily) revenge shall me mine, i will kill you all MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!(STARTS POKING KENNY WITH THE RULER)

KENNY: WHY DID YOU GIVE IT TO HER!(CREEPY STARE)

Mandy: I'm her friend you bumbaclaut(don't ask!)

Kenny: Hey Maria, your my friend right?(stares innocently)

Maria: Um, yeah, sure i am. . . (rolz eyes)

Kenny: good!

Mandy: ButI know her way better! ur just a stupid oeuf! Quio de neuf oeuf?(this is french b.t.w)

Kenny: I dont have nine eggs, WHY DO U WANT THEM...WHY!

Mandy: HUH?

Maria: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

Kristi: YEAH YOU CRAZY WEIRDO...

Mandy: SHUT UP!

Kristi: BITE ME!

Mandy: OH, I WOULDN'T BUT I'M SURE KENNY WOULD. . . (SMILES AT KENNY) (Kristi likes Kenny, and Kenny likes Kristi. . i think)

Kristin: YOU WOULDN'T DARE. . .

Maria:YOU ARE EVIL, Oh kenny, Kenny, KENNY!

Mandy: WE HAVE A PROPOSITION FOR YOU. . . .(GRINS)

Kristi: DONT LISTEN TO THEM, THEIR INSANE!(STARTS SCREAMING)

DUST THEN THE SCHOOL BELL RINGS. . . .EVERYONE HAS ATTACKED THE COAT RACK, WHICH IS WHERE THE GROUP OF TEENS SIT. . .

WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?

Will Simon,Kristi and Kenny become best friends?

Will Kenny actually bite Kristi?

WillKristi be able to stop her friends before it's to late?

Will Mandy confront Maria about being Kenny's friend?

Will Simon turn into a genious?

Will Katie Return?

Will Miss ? ever be the same again?

Will super rats take over the world?

Will Justin ever shut up?

Will Mandy finish her math?

And will Maria get her cheese?

Find out, next time, on the latest episode of (my life!) !

whatever that was lame right, i know, not very interesting, then again, im not very interesting so bye byezzz, have funn. . . muahwahahahahahhahahahahahahahah. . . . . . . cough cough