Kay well hi... After looking through my old profile I decided that it was lame, lame with a capital L. Honestley it sounded like everything else out there (complete with favorite pairings, a muse and my list of pet peeves). So what I decided to do was post this song my friend and I wrote about this character named Jared who everyone thinks is gay but isn't... "Content In My Closet" By Jared They say I'm gay I say no way Does anyone listen to me? (Noooo) I cook and clean I'm seldom mean Does that count for anything? (Noooo) But all they do is mock me For everything I've done But For Christ's sake It was only once That I shopped at the Pottery Barn! (Yeah Right) Though if I'm gay WHICH I assure you I'm NOT I can't do much about it But I'll say right noe From this point on That I'm quite content in my closet! (Whatever) So there I said it You heard it right And that's the last time I'll say it tonight And you can't do nothing about it! Cause I'm oh so content And this ends my vent Cause I'm content in my closet! To read a story that is not only hilarious but contains Jared go to Mediaminer.org and search for the story "Beauty and the Egotistical Beast" Till then I'm out and not to worry updates are on the way.